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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Smart: Hiding your enraged, bi-polar husband's pistol. Not smart: Forgetting that he still has a rifle   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 20
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2012-09-19 02:02:57 AM
Oh, Florida...
 
2012-09-19 02:06:42 AM
I guess the other rule is to 'never let crazy stick his d... in you'.
 
2012-09-19 02:06:43 AM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-09-19 02:10:50 AM
Not Smart: Letting a bi-polar person own a gun.
 
2012-09-19 02:11:05 AM

Rufus Lee King: What? he looks like a nice enough guy.

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He looks like the MCP, if only that hotlink had worked...
 
2012-09-19 02:13:07 AM
FTA: As far as the whole "you just aimed a gun at a car with your wife in it and threatened to shoot" thing, Jose explained that this was also perfectly legal since he had a right to shoot his own property.

BAM! Right in the ovaries, feminists!
 
2012-09-19 02:18:21 AM

SoothinglyDeranged: Not Smart: Letting a bi-polar person own a gun.


How else would he defend himself from the bipolar bears?
 
2012-09-19 02:21:11 AM
When your mentally ill, it is not a solo road. You have to be mindfull of how your wild ride is affecting the people around you. If that means ditching guns , weapons - and possibly cars if your impaired by medication then so be it. If it means sticking to your meds, then so be it. Being mentally ill is not an excuse to be thoughtless, aggressive, violent or a douche.

/bipolar and OCD
 
2012-09-19 02:44:47 AM
Ah, bipolars! Demonstrating their aloof independence through deriding others in the manic phase, seemingly genuinely curious as to why they are unloved in the depressed phase.
 
2012-09-19 02:52:06 AM
My mentally ill ex wife pulled my rifle on me. While she was trying to load it I grabbed it out of her hands and smashed it on the floor. We were very separated shortly there after, what with her in a mental institute.

I was starting to think my mother in-law wasn't as evil as I had been lead to believe, then I realized she wasn't losing a daughter, she was foisting care taking duties on someone else. My in-law was a nice person who had the misfortune to adopt a baby who came from a very shallow gene pool, as I discovered when I stumbled on a whole clan of people who looked just like her in east Texas.

/I thought I was going mad when I kept seeing her after moving away.
//Then I stumbled onto three generations of her arguing at a grocery store.
///They all looked alike.
 
2012-09-19 03:16:30 AM
things that make you go hmm....
 
2012-09-19 03:41:42 AM
Never heard of a bisexual polar bear?
 
2012-09-19 06:49:33 AM
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

See me ride out of the sunset
On your colored TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight

Cos I'm
T.N.T.
I'm Dynamite
T.N.T.
And I'll win the fight
T.N.T.
I'm a power-load
T.N.T.
Watch me Explode

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a Wanted man
Public Enemy Number One
Understand?
So lock up your daughter
And lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
Don't you mess around

Cos I'm
T.N.T.
I'm Dynamite
T.N.T.
And I'll win the fight
T.N.T.
I'm a power-load
T.N.T.
Watch me Explode

T.N.T. oi oi oi
T.N.T. oi oi oi
T.N.T. oi oi oi
T.N.T. oi oi oi

T.N.T.
I'm Dynamite (oi oi oi)
T.N.T.
And I'll win the fight (oi oi oi)
T.N.T.
I'm a power-load (oi oi oi)
T.N.T.
Watch me explode
 
2012-09-19 07:24:57 AM
Bubba shot the cellphone.
 
2012-09-19 10:01:18 AM

Elvis_Pelt: Oh, Florida...


Oh, abusive bi-polar assholes.

signaljammer: Ah, bipolars! Demonstrating their aloof independence through deriding others in the manic phase, seemingly genuinely curious as to why they are unloved in the depressed phase.


Don't think I've ever said this, but THIS.
 
2012-09-19 10:55:09 AM
 
2012-09-19 12:34:53 PM

signaljammer: Ah, bipolars! Demonstrating their aloof independence through deriding others in the manic phase, seemingly genuinely curious as to why they are unloved in the depressed phase.


Throw in a massive dose of schizophrenia and you just described my wife's half-sister to a T.

/at least she is kind enough to leave food out for the hordes of "immigrants" living under her porch.
//"immigrants" are apparently really, really good at hiding
 
2012-09-19 01:45:29 PM

SoothinglyDeranged: Not Smart: Letting a bi-polar person own a gun.


I'm bi-polar, own 7 guns, and will suggest that if you're NOT bi-polar just STFU and GTFO. You have no idea about what you speak.

Forgetting, of course, that FARK always has it's share of no-nothings who claim to be "experts". You are one of those.
 
2012-09-19 05:33:29 PM
It seems to be all the rage to be completely heinous towards people who suffer, and I mean SUFFER, from bipolar disorder or other mental illnesses. Fark you all and your latent bipolar-causing genes. When it happens to you, you might be a little more sympathetic.
 
2012-09-19 05:42:49 PM

DaCaptain19: SoothinglyDeranged: Not Smart: Letting a bi-polar person own a gun.

I'm bi-polar, own 7 guns, and will suggest that if you're NOT bi-polar just STFU and GTFO. You have no idea about what you speak.

Forgetting, of course, that FARK always has it's share of no-nothings who claim to be "experts". You are one of those.


Excellent. So many unqualified psychiatrists on FARK. I know they're not psychiatrists because the discriminatory shiat they spew is retarded, plus they seem to have no understanding of what it's like from the patients' perspectives to have bipolar disorder or schizophrenia or major depressive disorder or what have you. "Don't stick your dick in crazy!" is about as pensive as they get about these people. It's disgustingly disrespectful and dehumanizing, but mocking people with disabilities is A-OK on FARK! You won't catch me doing it, because I know people who have these disorders and I know them as people first. I don't call one who has bipolar disorder "the bipolar over there". They are people who are struggling to manage very difficult conditions that most of the public think are joke-worthy. Some are even nice and intelligent people. Some are doctors themselves. Read a farking MAYO Clinic web page about the subject before you type your trite, moronic tripe.
 
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