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(IndyStar)   Just so you know, guys can get pretty angry if you try to stop them from masturbating   (indystar.com) divider line 22
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14375 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Sep 2012 at 8:49 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-18 09:01:01 PM
15 votes:
My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.
I know right? That's what I asked, and she said
"Because I'm trying to examine you."
2012-09-18 08:53:33 PM
5 votes:

PacificaFitz: And now you know


www.atfmb.com
2012-09-18 09:23:53 PM
3 votes:
DOESN"T ANYBODY KNOCK ANYMORE?
2012-09-18 10:01:27 PM
2 votes:

Do_Not_Want: MrHappyRotter: Why is it that I never get to be the lucky one that gets to see a dude jerking off in public? Is there no God? Does he have no mercy?

Do you want to see a drunk old balding dude with paunch beating off in public while staring in the window of the apartment directly below mine at 7:30am? I got the pleasure of seeing that when I lived in my old place in Petersburg.


In college the dorms were separated by train tracks. Not "other side of the tracks," But an actual track running between two high-rise buildings. Anyway, some guy across the track always jerked off when a train went by. I know this because he left his curtains open and definitely appeared to be showing off as he feverishly went at it whenever a train horn sounded. I know that people are into some different sh*t, but the sound of a train?

Whatever. He amused everyone at my parties. "10:30 train! Who wants to see something weird!?"
2012-09-18 09:49:32 PM
2 votes:
Oh, we all masturbate.

I even do it at work sometimes.

Of course the kids on the bus I drive get a little upset...
2012-09-18 09:12:40 PM
2 votes:

Old_Fark: My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.
I know right? That's what I asked, and she said
"Because I'm trying to examine you."


spb.fotolog.com

img94.imageshack.us
2012-09-18 09:10:59 PM
2 votes:

albatros183: if I masterbate angeraly doe it mattere if I RTFA?

/slahies go


Not really, but you may want to masturbate AFTER you post. Your one-handed typing is really showing
2012-09-19 04:28:46 AM
1 votes:
Everett was driving a rental car.

The guy smashed up his rental car, huh? I bet that Hertz.
2012-09-18 10:34:17 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Why is it that I never get to be the lucky one that gets to see a dude jerking off in public? Is there no God? Does he have no mercy?


Maybe you should have been Ricky's mom in the 70s?
2012-09-18 10:05:59 PM
1 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

I detect masturbatory overtones....
2012-09-18 09:57:15 PM
1 votes:

halB: fusillade762: SnakeLee: He punched through a front and back windshield with just his bare fist?

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.

Man masturbating.

Masturbating involves having a dick in your hand.

Dick is probably erect.

Erect dicks are called boners, or bones.

"Broke every bone in his hand"

OUCH.


media.giantbomb.com
2012-09-18 09:34:10 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: SnakeLee: He punched through a front and back windshield with just his bare fist?

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.


Man masturbating.

Masturbating involves having a dick in your hand.

Dick is probably erect.

Erect dicks are called boners, or bones.

"Broke every bone in his hand"

OUCH.
2012-09-18 09:25:37 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: SnakeLee: He punched through a front and back windshield with just his bare fist?

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.


i486.photobucket.com
"Yo MAMA"
2012-09-18 09:25:02 PM
1 votes:
A note to anybody who might attempt to stop a man from masturbating. The most favorable outcome is typically achieved by repeatedly guiding the masturbating man's penis inside your mouth, whilst tenderly caressing his testicles with one of your hands.
2012-09-18 09:21:54 PM
1 votes:
Somebody DARED to interrupt me when I was masturbating once. ONCE. I cut off their head...WITH MY DICK. And there was blood EVERYWHERE. Because I'm a MAAAADMAAANN!
2012-09-18 09:20:45 PM
1 votes:
I think we should put the driver of the car on some sort of sex registry for being involved in an altercation involving public masturbation.
2012-09-18 09:08:06 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Everett was driving a rental car."

Reasons to get the rental insurance #342 - Masturbating lunatics.
2012-09-18 09:06:31 PM
1 votes:
Only stop a dude jacking off when driving a rental car. Lesson learned.
2012-09-18 09:06:29 PM
1 votes:

SnakeLee: He punched through a front and back windshield with just his bare fist?


He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.
2012-09-18 09:04:40 PM
1 votes:

Old_Fark: My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.
I know right? That's what I asked, and she said
"Because I'm trying to examine you."


Try the veal?
2012-09-18 08:59:36 PM
1 votes:
cdn100.iofferphoto.com

Believe it... or not
2012-09-18 08:54:05 PM
1 votes:
While it's happening maybe.

At the moment of completion, never.
 
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