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(IndyStar)   Just so you know, guys can get pretty angry if you try to stop them from masturbating   (indystar.com) divider line 79
    More: Obvious, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, Mooresville, North Side, Central Indiana, rage  
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14389 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Sep 2012 at 8:49 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-18 10:24:31 PM  
Even if my wife inturups me mid stroke, butt nakid with knee pads I get IRATE !!!

But that's how I roll!
 
2012-09-18 10:25:43 PM  
No Idiocracy? For shame!
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-18 10:34:17 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Why is it that I never get to be the lucky one that gets to see a dude jerking off in public? Is there no God? Does he have no mercy?


Maybe you should have been Ricky's mom in the 70s?
 
2012-09-18 10:45:23 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Why is it that I never get to be the lucky one that gets to see a dude jerking off in public? Is there no God? Does he have no mercy?


Usually the dudes you see masturbating in public are not the ones you really want to see masturbating in public.
 
2012-09-18 10:49:23 PM  
just watch
 
2012-09-18 10:57:49 PM  
Any man who can repeatedly drive his fists through a moving motor vehicle while simultaneously masturbating can drink from my canteen anytime.
 
2012-09-18 11:03:01 PM  

PacificaFitz: halB: fusillade762: SnakeLee: He punched through a front and back windshield with just his bare fist?

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.

Man masturbating.

Masturbating involves having a dick in your hand.

Dick is probably erect.

Erect dicks are called boners, or bones.

"Broke every bone in his hand"

OUCH.

that took to much to get so little


WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME?! THIS IS WHY I DO PCP!
 
2012-09-18 11:13:49 PM  
Guy trying to white knight for women fails horribly. If a guy is jacking off and he isn't actively bothering anyone, then leave him alone. Only act if he goes right in front of you and masturbates for YOUR viewing.
 
2012-09-18 11:19:55 PM  

tb tibbles: Usually the dudes you see masturbating in public are not the ones you really want to see masturbating in public.


You know, even if I was gay, and it was an incredibly hot dude, I still can't see some guy whacking it being a turn-on to watch. Even girlfapping doesn't hold much appeal for me. Someone giving someone else a handjob is arousing, but watching some girl/guy get themselves off... meh.
 
2012-09-18 11:23:15 PM  

Thresher: No Idiocracy? For shame!
[t3.gstatic.com image 175x110]


came for this. leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-18 11:31:34 PM  
You can have my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers.

/Cold, dead, sticky fingers.
 
2012-09-18 11:31:52 PM  
Yes! Yes we do.
 
2012-09-18 11:32:55 PM  
When you cause someone their blue balls expect to get black and blue in the face.
 
2012-09-18 11:42:04 PM  
Jerk
 
2012-09-18 11:45:35 PM  
Seldom do we see white-knighting backfire so gloriously.
 
2012-09-19 12:07:26 AM  
Someone jumps in front of your car, you don't stop. 4,000 lbs of steel beats rock, scissors, and paper.
 
2012-09-19 12:23:55 AM  
Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
 
2012-09-19 12:26:48 AM  
guy goes to see a doctor, doctor takes one look at him and says, very seriously

"Sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating"

Guy say "Wow, Doc... why?"

"Because you're in my office, that's why"
 
2012-09-19 12:49:13 AM  
Fappus interuptus?
 
2012-09-19 12:52:31 AM  

Hop-Frog: Fappus interuptusinterruptus?


/fixed
 
2012-09-19 01:44:06 AM  
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but what if Ore-Ida is some creepy demon lovechild of Oregon and Idaho. What then?

I think that was my point.
 
2012-09-19 01:55:04 AM  
was he still erect while hulk smashing the windows?
 
2012-09-19 04:02:20 AM  
Basically, the guy with the girls was upset because the peter-whacker had a bigger dick.
 
2012-09-19 04:28:46 AM  
Everett was driving a rental car.

The guy smashed up his rental car, huh? I bet that Hertz.
 
2012-09-19 05:23:58 AM  

Thresher: No Idiocracy? For shame!
[t3.gstatic.com image 175x110]


Dammit, you beat me.
 
2012-09-19 09:43:11 AM  
autopsybeverage
The guy smashed up his rental car, huh? I bet that Hertz.

The Dollar made him holler
 
2012-09-19 10:38:57 AM  
Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you
like insurance?

Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell
out of this car.
 
2012-09-19 10:46:02 AM  
 
2012-09-19 08:17:00 PM  

SquiggsIN: yph: Even girlfapping doesn't hold much appeal for me.

you lie!


Nope. farking machines can be somewhat interesting, if just from a WTF perspective more than a boom-chicka-wow-wow one, but pretty much any kind of solo pr0n just leaves me cold.
 
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