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2012-09-18 05:17:47 PM  
Damn I was half expecting it to be a Pedobear shirt
 
2012-09-18 05:20:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Damn I was half expecting it to be a Pedobear shirt


Or Penn State.
 
2012-09-18 06:15:23 PM  

CommieTaoist: scottydoesntknow: Damn I was half expecting it to be a Pedobear shirt

Or Penn State.



I was expecting a Boy Scouts uniform
 
2012-09-18 06:24:39 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: CommieTaoist: scottydoesntknow: Damn I was half expecting it to be a Pedobear shirt

Or Penn State.


I was expecting a Boy Scouts uniform


I was expecting vestments myself
 
2012-09-18 06:33:03 PM  
Garbage gonna garb.
 
2012-09-18 06:34:36 PM  

MacEnvy: Garbage gonna garb.


Slim pickin's at the thrift store this month
 
2012-09-18 06:57:36 PM  
Could be worse... i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-18 07:17:12 PM  

CommieTaoist: scottydoesntknow: Damn I was half expecting it to be a Pedobear shirt

Or Penn State.


Here you go

www.nerdnirvana.org
 
2012-09-18 07:17:24 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-09-18 08:13:22 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: [rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]


Would that satisfy my requirement to notify my neighbors? Because there's this blind kid...
 
2012-09-18 08:14:27 PM  
Did you know that you can't post a pic of a NAMBLA t-shirt?

/imagine my surprise
 
2012-09-18 08:15:09 PM  
I've seen one wearing a Disney character shirt
 
2012-09-18 08:16:24 PM  
You stay classy!
 
2012-09-18 08:16:34 PM  
Let me guess, he had consensual sex with a chick that was 6 months away from being legal and the little sluts parents were pissed off.
 
2012-09-18 08:17:46 PM  
i48.tinypic.com 
Freakin' file name filters
 
2012-09-18 08:18:08 PM  
Should have made a custom shirt saying "i was 21 and she was 17. This is bullshiat".
 
2012-09-18 08:18:16 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Let me guess, he had consensual sex with a chick that was 6 months away from being legal and the little sluts parents were pissed off.


Based on the information, he had consentual sex with a minor when he was either 18 or 19.
 
2012-09-18 08:18:44 PM  
I went to high school in Dyer, TN (Gibson County High School). I know the article says he's from New Hampshire, but Dyer isn't the kind of place you just move to unless you have family there or something.
 
2012-09-18 08:20:06 PM  

rlv.zcache.com

 
2012-09-18 08:20:19 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Did you know that you can't post a pic of a NAMBLA t-shirt?

/imagine my surprise


is that a Muhammed thing? there is so few restrictions in life the banned and barred always arouse my interest.

/arouse
 
2012-09-18 08:22:39 PM  

aneternalenigma: Based on the information, he had consentual sex with a minor when he was either 18 or 19.


Actually, if my quick and dirty math is right, he was 21 when charged. And after looking at the age of consent law for Tennesse, having sex with someone who is under 18 when you're 4 years older or more makes you a sex offender. So she could have been 17.
 
2012-09-18 08:23:42 PM  
It could have been that horrific busted-t "music in a minor"
 
2012-09-18 08:26:22 PM  
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently
raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window 'Uh, yes, officer?'
The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:
'And her', what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater.'
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night
in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says :'I'm 22, sir.'
The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'
The young man looks at his watch and replies 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes'.
 
2012-09-18 08:27:31 PM  
He must have to walk around with a bat to hit all the ladies that throw themselves at him. Truly a man of class and debonair.
 
2012-09-18 08:28:47 PM  
People who wear t-shirts with slogans like that in public are never, ever any good.

Just sayin'.
 
2012-09-18 08:30:23 PM  

LeroyBourne: He must have to walk around with a bat to hit all the ladies that throw themselves at him. Truly a man of class and debonair.


I think your options become quite limited when you have to tell everyone you meet you're a pervert in the eyes of the law. Maybe he's just trying to 'own' it instead of being ashamed.
 
2012-09-18 08:31:20 PM  
I love the whole "I'm going to hold my head up like a hardass from the hood" thing people do when they are arrested for having sex with underage girls. Makes it easy to point out the people I'd have no problem claiming "stuck accelerator" issues when I hit them while they are hanging out by the middle schools.
 
2012-09-18 08:33:16 PM  
Is he a real sex offender, or a 'had a willing girlfriend (or boyfriend)' fake sex offender?
Doing the math:
2012: 36
2002: 26
1997: 21

How old was the girlfriend (or boyfriend) he was statutory sexing?
If 1997 was when he got caught, how long had the relationship lasted?
Also.... he was in jail for two years.. he did his time, didn't get in trouble
during the period he was on parole... then he gets caught for forgery.
What type of forgery? Real deal forgery or penny ante 'cardboard dimes
in the washing machine' forgery.

yeah, the choice of shirt is dumb, but many folks wear shirts just like that...
some of which are sold on the right hand sidebar of this very site.
it isn't even a mug shot, it's a 'you must take this picture to keep up your
registration as a sex offender' shot.
he's a dumbass.... but if that's all they've caught him on in fifteen years,
this dude is obviously not a menace and should be treated like a female
would who fks barely legal boyfriends (girlfriends).
 
2012-09-18 08:35:58 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Let me guess, he had consensual sex with a chick that was 6 months away from being legal and the little sluts parents were pissed off.


Bank on it. This dude was stupid,
but he's not a menace. He didn't repeat.
He is not a sex offender, and should
be struck off the list.
 
2012-09-18 08:41:58 PM  
He shouldn't have raped that statute.
 
2012-09-18 08:42:47 PM  
image1.naschenweng.info
/hot
 
2012-09-18 08:43:46 PM  
She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with.
 
2012-09-18 08:43:54 PM  
arrest occurred in new hampshire
age of consent is 16 in new hampshire
meaning the girl was 15 at the oldest

21 and 15 is creepy no matter how you slice it.
 
2012-09-18 08:48:53 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Popcorn Johnny: Let me guess, he had consensual sex with a chick that was 6 months away from being legal and the little sluts parents were pissed off.

Bank on it. This dude was stupid,
but he's not a menace. He didn't repeat.
He is not a sex offender, and should
be struck off the list.


When you're old enough to have your Bachelors Degree and instead you're spending your time banging girls who are sophomores in high school, then yeah. Your name gets listed. If only for the rest of the world to see you as a complete dipshiat who never thinks anything he does through in his entire life (proof of point: the t-shirt), but on the list nonetheless.
 
2012-09-18 08:49:17 PM  
There's no such thing as statutory rape. If it's not coercive, it's consensual.
 
2012-09-18 08:51:11 PM  
Fortunately, at least we know his victim did not have a baby as a result of this guy's actions.
 
2012-09-18 08:52:54 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: CommieTaoist: scottydoesntknow: Damn I was half expecting it to be a Pedobear shirt

Or Penn State.

Here you go

[www.nerdnirvana.org image 300x224]


LOOOOL
 
2012-09-18 08:53:20 PM  
Hopefully he wasn't putting his schlong in the pickle slicer.

"Millions of battered women and I've been eating mine plain" would be a much better shirt.
 
2012-09-18 08:55:03 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Fortunately, at least we know his victim did not have a baby as a result of this guy's actions.


Outrage in 10, 9, 8.......... posts.

+1 troll
 
2012-09-18 08:55:15 PM  

JesusJuice: There's no such thing as statutory rape. If it's not coercive, it's consensual.


so she's in danger of getting pregnant because it's an illegitimate rape?
 
2012-09-18 09:06:23 PM  

JesusJuice: There's no such thing as statutory rape. If it's not coercive, it's consensual.


+1 funny
 
2012-09-18 09:07:47 PM  
Ah the smoking gun. I used to love going there, now their comments section is so full of derp.

Also, if she was almost 18 and he was around 22, it's certainly sleazy, but I don't think it warrants sex offender status.
 
2012-09-18 09:10:00 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Let me guess, he had consensual sex with a chick that was 6 months away from being legal and the little sluts parents were pissed off.


We had a story here recently about a soldier who was convicted of having sex with a 15-year-old when he was 19. He was ordered to Afghanistan but the court initially said he couldn't go because it would violate his parole.
 
TWX
2012-09-18 09:12:39 PM  
Heh. That's nothin'. Tshirthell used to have a, "Is it pedophilia if the kid's dead?" shirt...
 
2012-09-18 09:17:35 PM  

Ronin_S: Ah the smoking gun. I used to love going there, now their comments section is so full of derp.

Also, if she was almost 18 and he was around 22, it's certainly sleazy, but I don't think it warrants sex offender status.


18 and 22 is in no way creepy.
 
2012-09-18 09:20:42 PM  
But in all honesty, it doesn't matter how inappropriate you T-shirt is. Remember where the photo is, its not like some is looking at the sex offender registry and thinking 'oh what a polite looking gentleman'.
 
2012-09-18 09:24:18 PM  

Ronin_S: Ah the smoking gun. I used to love going there, now their comments section is so full of derp.

Also, if she was almost 18 and he was around 22, it's certainly sleazy, but I don't think it warrants sex offender status.


I don't think that's creepy at all.
Any couple that could have come from peers at a study group in college is something I just can't bring myself to be concerned about.
 
2012-09-18 09:25:09 PM  

TWX: Heh. That's nothin'. Tshirthell used to have a, "Is it pedophilia if the kid's dead?" shirt...


The worst one was, "Prevent teenage pregnancy: fark a 12 year old (as long as she's not older than 12 and 3 months)"

Those guys are awful (funny).
 
2012-09-18 09:30:49 PM  
Did I miss last week's weekly mugshot roundup either last week or this week?
 
2012-09-18 09:36:20 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: LeroyBourne: He must have to walk around with a bat to hit all the ladies that throw themselves at him. Truly a man of class and debonair.

I think your options become quite limited when you have to tell everyone you meet you're a pervert in the eyes of the law. Maybe he's just trying to 'own' it instead of being ashamed.


Interesting point, but regardless of 'trying' to own it is moot. He owns it.
 
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