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(Laughing Squid)   You know what really makes a house a home? An anamorphic 3D painting of two hungry crocodiles on your living room floor   (laughingsquid.com ) divider line
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2012-09-18 04:59:31 PM  
yeah, that's cool. until you have kids and they refuse to ever sleep at night due to dreaming of crocodiles.
 
2012-09-18 05:02:04 PM  
www.texturemonkey.com
2-D is better.
 
2012-09-18 05:02:17 PM  

Grapple: yeah, that's cool. until you have kids and they refuse to ever sleep at night due to dreaming of crocodiles disappear during your vacation to the Everglades since they've grown up not being afraid of crocodiles.


FTFY
 
2012-09-18 05:04:06 PM  

Huck Chaser: Grapple: yeah, that's cool. until you have kids and they refuse to ever sleep at night due to dreaming of crocodiles disappear during your vacation to the Everglades since they've grown up not being afraid of crocodiles.

FTFY


BUT WHAT PART IS THE FIXED PORTION SHOULD BE IN BOLD
 
apv
2012-09-18 05:06:58 PM  
+1 Huck

That's all well and good, but my house will prominently feature an ani-morphic portrait in the living room.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Invasion_Front_Cover.jpg
 
2012-09-18 05:07:25 PM  
the work solution??/

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-18 05:17:20 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: BUT WHAT PART IS THE FIXED PORTION? IT SHOULD BE IN BOLD


FTFY
 
2012-09-18 05:19:29 PM  
He should paint some hot dogs on that mustard furniture.
 
2012-09-18 05:24:38 PM  

Huck Chaser: Jon iz teh kewl: BUT WHAT PART IS THE FIXED PORTION? IT SHOULD BE IN BOLD

FTFY


but capitals are the cruise control for kewl. meaning i can avoid punctuation (and certain articles like IT)
 
2012-09-18 05:26:12 PM  

Grapple: yeah, that's cool. until you have kids and they refuse to ever sleep at night due to dreaming of crocodiles.


That's ok, just make the bedroom anamorphic 3d lava, and they will jump to safety.
 
2012-09-18 05:27:35 PM  
Not amused...

slytherins.com

/Hot
 
2012-09-18 05:31:42 PM  
It's cool, but I don't know how I'd feel about home furnishings or artwork that only look good from one particular angle.
 
2012-09-18 05:31:52 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Huck Chaser: Jon iz teh kewl: BUT WHAT PART IS THE FIXED PORTION? IT SHOULD BE IN BOLD

FTFY

but capitals are the cruise control for kewl. meaning i can avoid punctuation (and certain articles like IT)


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-18 05:51:26 PM  
Why would the article say it's installed on the floor? It's a painted tapestry and rolled out like a rug.

/picking nits
 
2012-09-18 06:18:06 PM  
Cool as it is, Styx probably said it best:

Too Much
 
2012-09-18 06:22:28 PM  
It really ties the room togeather
 
2012-09-18 06:25:53 PM  
Looks more like a painted cloth that was laid down on the floor.
 
2012-09-18 06:26:39 PM  

Hattrix: Looks more like a painted cloth that was laid down on the floor.


Loooks more like a gay
 
2012-09-18 06:39:37 PM  
A house is not a home when there's no one there to hold you tight and no one there you can kiss goodnight.
 
2012-09-18 06:43:33 PM  

Fano: Grapple: yeah, that's cool. until you have kids and they refuse to ever sleep at night due to dreaming of crocodiles.

That's ok, just make the bedroom anamorphic 3d lava, and they will jump to safety.


Now I want both the 3D crocodiles AND the 3d lava. How cool is all that.
 
2012-09-18 06:59:25 PM  

Stile4aly: A house is not a home when there's no one there to hold you tight and no one there you can kiss goodnight.


Well, you've got crocodiles, so there is that.
And what a terrible song -*barfing*
 
2012-09-18 07:23:34 PM  
It really ties the room together.
 
2012-09-18 07:42:06 PM  
What makes a house grand
Ain't the roof or the doors
If there's love in a house
It's a palace for sure
Without love...
It ain't nothin but a house
A house where nobody lives
 
2012-09-18 08:20:46 PM  

highendmighty: Why would the article say it's installed on the floor? It's a painted tapestry and rolled out like a rug.

/picking nits


Because if the article said it was painted on the floor it would be incorrect.
 
2012-09-18 09:06:51 PM  

Perducci: It's cool, but I don't know how I'd feel about home furnishings or artwork that only look good from one particular angle.


^THIS^ Sure, if it was set up so the new visitors to your home would get a surprise as they walked in the front door, it would be nice.. for all of what?? 5 seconds, maybe 10 seconds max... then, "Floor kind'a looks stooopid from over here, dude!"

/always thought if I hit a big lottery, I would build an upside-down room, just for when people passed out at parties; carry them in, click on multiple cameras, and wait for them to wake up and freak out.
//would beat carrying them out in the yard, in the chair, and turning on the sprinklers... wind up with a wet chair and always too dark to record it. lol
 
2012-09-18 09:14:55 PM  
Stupid rich people.
 
2012-09-18 09:26:54 PM  
mom would always tell the kids there was crocodiles in our basement. batshiat crazy old biatch.
 
2012-09-18 10:04:45 PM  

rkallister: Cool as it is, Styx probably said it best:

Too Much


Yeah, he would have been better off spending that time posting on a news aggregate site.
 
2012-09-18 10:29:39 PM  
Awesome. I'd prefer baby t-rexes in a cavern , though. Or even better, most of the room as a "portal to deep space"

...yeah, I'll put it away in a den where my brothers kidlets can't see them until they're old enough.
 
2012-09-19 01:03:38 AM  
Reminds me of that Far Side comic with the snake pit in the living room.

/too lazy to GIS
 
2012-09-19 08:24:55 AM  
just don't let this guy meet Officer Stacy from the Eastern shore! He arrrests kids with sidewalk chaulk
 
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