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scottydoesntknow		2012-09-18 03:30:32 PM

This guy and his two friends are cray.

Thank you Jesus Diaz, you made me hate an entire article because of this one stupid sentence.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-09-18 03:39:28 PM

That's molten rock splashing around. You get hit with a big splash of that, and you'll be more than just cooked.

Can't wait for the follow up where he's turned into a human Cuban sandwich.

beantowndog		2012-09-18 04:09:51 PM

no thanks

JohnAnnArbor		2012-09-18 04:48:53 PM

Mother Earth needs Nexium.

divx88		2012-09-18 04:49:56 PM

Needs moar watermark

GameSprocket		2012-09-18 04:50:21 PM

Meh. It would have been impressive if he haul off and wizzed into the volcano.

Mentalpatient87		2012-09-18 04:51:15 PM

scottydoesntknow: This guy and his two friends are cray.

Thank you Jesus Diaz, you made me hate an entire article because of this one stupid sentence.

Yeah, the more words I read the less I cared about the video. I could have simply watched just the video, of course, if I didn't have to enable twelve scripts before it loaded..

Rwa2play		2012-09-18 04:53:01 PM

Marcus Aurelius: That's molten rock splashing around. You get hit with a big splash of that, and you'll be more than just cooked.

This.

Can't wait for the follow up where he's turned into a human Cuban sandwich.

That.

Rustico		2012-09-18 04:53:52 PM

Marcus Aurelius: human Cuban sandwich

With pickles and cheese? Man, I love those.

Cuthbert Allgood		2012-09-18 04:54:21 PM

meh,

OldRod		2012-09-18 04:54:38 PM

So that was Geoff Mackley?

Hmmm... wonder if he has a website... wish he'd put a URL in his video!

irishjihad		2012-09-18 05:02:48 PM

Swan dive off the edge, best or worst way to commit suicide? Probably very painful, but only for a couple seconds. I wonder if you'd ignite before you even hit the surface.

LesserEvil		2012-09-18 05:10:48 PM

scottydoesntknow: This guy and his two friends are cray.

Thank you Jesus Diaz, you made me hate an entire article because of this one stupid sentence.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Didn't know they liked volcanoes so much.

Hack Patooey		2012-09-18 05:18:15 PM

The most ~~incredible volcano video~~ annoying watermark of all time

Sylvia_Bandersnatch		2012-09-18 05:22:26 PM

I'm confident we'll see this guy at least one more time on Fark.

My father's a geologist, and has told me about the enthusiastic vulcanologists he used to know. The operate phrase here is "used to."

WhyteRaven74		2012-09-18 05:26:06 PM

Volcanology the most dangerous science there is.

kimwim		2012-09-18 05:32:16 PM

Rustico: With pickles and cheese? Man, I love those.

I don't know what a Cuban sandwich is. :-(

Dog Welder		2012-09-18 05:37:26 PM

I hope he didn't drop his car keys in there.

scottydoesntknow		2012-09-18 05:38:31 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I'm confident we'll see this guy at least one more time on Fark.

My father's a geologist, and has told me about the enthusiastic vulcanologists he used to know. The operate phrase here is "used to."

Of course he wouldn't know any more, they all died in that black hole which consumed the planet.

LDM90		2012-09-18 05:41:19 PM

I'm glad I had to go to Gizmodo to watch a YouTube video.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion		2012-09-18 05:44:08 PM

You'd think if you went to that much trouble to film a volcano that you could do it in hi-def.

Libertrollian		2012-09-18 05:53:01 PM

Man!
That shiat was totally CRAY!

Have you ever seen anything so CRAY?!

strangeguitar		2012-09-18 05:53:32 PM

I CAME

there their theyre		2012-09-18 06:11:27 PM

scottydoesntknow: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I'm confident we'll see this guy at least one more time on Fark.

My father's a geologist, and has told me about the enthusiastic vulcanologists he used to know. The operate phrase here is "used to."

Of course he wouldn't know any more, they all died in that black hole which consumed the planet.

Get that JJ Abrams crap outta here, heretic.

unyon		2012-09-18 06:19:37 PM

GameSprocket: Meh. It would have been impressive if he haul off and wizzed into the volcano.

"pubic hair spontaneous combustion" isn't something I'd be keen on adding to my medical file.

jvl		2012-09-18 06:28:23 PM

Telephoto lenses and perspective, how do they farking work?

That guy could be a mile from the volcano for all you can tell from that video.

sophus_tree		2012-09-18 06:44:40 PM

Totally farking boring.

/And ego-water-marked to boot.
//Mega-meh

Hoboclown		2012-09-18 06:50:03 PM

My Favorite

Eruption & lighting, with a much less annoying watermark

indylaw		2012-09-18 06:50:33 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion		2012-09-18 07:00:32 PM

jvl: Telephoto lenses and perspective, how do they farking work?

That guy could be a mile from the volcano for all you can tell from that video.

anongallery.org

styckx		2012-09-18 07:51:14 PM

Gizmodo? I'll go out on a limb and assume it's just a Youtube video with two sentences for the "article" ?

Can someone just post the Youtube video as I try to not give Gizmodo any traffic

lordargent		2012-09-18 08:10:14 PM

Mentalpatient87: Yeah, the more words I read the less I cared about the video. I could have simply watched just the video, of course, if I didn't have to enable twelve scripts before it loaded..

The magic array is ... the gizmodo domain, and the two youtube domains.

Anyway, back to Jesus Diaz
http://amplicate.com/hate/gizmodo

elvisaintdead		2012-09-18 08:42:27 PM

WhyteRaven74: Volcanology the most dangerous science there is.

Well, that, and love.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch		2012-09-18 10:02:38 PM

Hoboclown: My Favorite

Eruption & lighting, with a much less annoying watermark

My own fave.

/what kind of rock is that flying around? smackrock!

Nem Wan		2012-09-18 10:18:27 PM

irishjihad: Swan dive off the edge, best or worst way to commit suicide? Probably very painful, but only for a couple seconds. I wonder if you'd ignite before you even hit the surface.

It would not be good.

born_yesterday		2012-09-18 10:48:12 PM

Well, it's cool, but I actually think the volcanoes no the satellites of Jupiter and Saturn, which erupt due to gravitational tidal forces squeezing---

BANNED!!!

wildcardjack		2012-09-19 12:23:50 AM

Ah, excellent use of a rocky ledge and a telephoto lens to create perspective issues.

I don't blame him for watermarking the video. Lots of people wouldn't bother with clearing the rights before using other people's footage and this was not cheap footage. You know, like the nut shot's that make up a Tosh.0 show.

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-09-19 12:58:47 AM

The "Rite of Spring" sequence form Fantasia was going through my mind while watching that.

/favorite part of Fantasia
//second favorite is "The Pastoral Symphony", mmmm centaurette boobies

Lachwen		2012-09-19 04:33:03 AM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I'm confident we'll see this guy at least one more time on Fark.

My father's a geologist, and has told me about the enthusiastic vulcanologists he used to know. The operate phrase here is "used to."

My dad is also a geologist. He worked for the USGS on Mt. St. Helens, starting just after the big 1980 eruption. He also used to know some volcanologists.

/he also does still know some, as well

Kelvron		2012-09-19 05:28:11 AM

LesserEvil: scottydoesntknow: This guy and his two friends are cray.

Thank you Jesus Diaz, you made me hate an entire article because of this one stupid sentence.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x559]

Didn't know they liked volcanoes so much.

Of course they do. There's even a specific vulcanophilic species of cray, the rock lobster.

viscountalpha		2012-09-19 05:38:09 AM

Does anyone else think some of these shots seem suspect? I'm wondering if this isn't green screened in.

irishjihad		2012-09-19 08:38:43 AM

Nem Wan: irishjihad: Swan dive off the edge, best or worst way to commit suicide? Probably very painful, but only for a couple seconds. I wonder if you'd ignite before you even hit the surface.

It would not be good.

But with the way the lava is churning in the posted video, I bet you could time your dive to get enveloped. Now the question I guess is whether you'd die from the heat, or from being crushed? I wasn't really thinking about the weight of lava, as mentioned in the article you link to . . .