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(The Smoking Gun)   Farmhand caught having sex with a miniature donkey tells cops Florida is a backwards state because its residents frown on zoophilia   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 141
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2012-09-18 12:31:24 PM
He had been heard earlier saying he was going to "get a little ass" but the other ranch hands didn't give it a second thought.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-18 12:35:50 PM

UberDave: He had been heard earlier saying he was going to "get a little ass" but the other ranch hands didn't give it a second thought.


Maybe they know what he meant. He doesn't seem to be even slightly embarrassed, like it is a common thing with the people he knows.
 
2012-09-18 12:41:31 PM
To protect the innocent...

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2012-09-18 12:42:16 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Picture of someone who is unashamed of having animal sex.
 
2012-09-18 01:01:20 PM
Hey, farko, we like to call it inter-species erotica
 
2012-09-18 01:03:54 PM
 
2012-09-18 01:23:59 PM
At least he wasn't farking a turtle.

/...yet
 
2012-09-18 01:24:34 PM

eas81: For your listening pleasure!!


How did I know.
 
2012-09-18 01:47:50 PM
At least it wasn't a kid.

/Ps. check out Desirea N Stevenson · in the comments. Priceless.
 
2012-09-18 01:51:32 PM
If a midget has sex with a miniature donkey, is that like a normal sized guy having sex with a normal sized donkey?
 
2012-09-18 01:53:24 PM

hackhix: To protect the innocent...

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That donkey is dressed provocatively.
 
2012-09-18 01:54:11 PM

syrynxx: That donkey is dressed provocatively.


She was assking for it?
 
2012-09-18 02:06:53 PM
Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud
 
2012-09-18 02:07:13 PM
Wasn't there just an article about Germany's Animal Sex Brothels?
 
2012-09-18 02:22:05 PM
When's the wedding?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-09-18 02:55:20 PM
At least he wasn't making a frog give him oral. That would be just ape shiat crazy.
 
2012-09-18 03:04:18 PM
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2012-09-18 03:04:18 PM
Keep Farkin that chicken!
 
2012-09-18 03:04:32 PM
He began by saying that he "uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey's clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris," adding that he "gets aroused" by seeing an animal in heat.

Romero reported that he "stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates." He revealed that he "likes the way the fur feels on his testicles," and that his penis "may have come in contact with the donkey's vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by acciden
 
2012-09-18 03:04:46 PM
bang-on-wholesale.com
 
2012-09-18 03:08:19 PM
Seems like a nice enough looking guy. Wonder if he's tried getting a date?
 
2012-09-18 03:09:11 PM
He needs to move to Louisiana
 
2012-09-18 03:09:25 PM
Hell of a rep to be saddled with.

When they said "one day you'll go down the bridle path..."

Couldn't rein in his desires, I guess.

Mr. 12 Hands.

/try the veal.
 
2012-09-18 03:09:40 PM
thehairpin.com
 
2012-09-18 03:10:09 PM
If the donkey enjoys it, is it a crime? If the donkey doesn't run away, can it be presumed to be consenting?

I guess what I'm asking is, when is it a legitimate donkey rape?
 
2012-09-18 03:10:10 PM
"But, but ... we're in love!"

Donkey clitoris: it's what's for dinner.
 
2012-09-18 03:10:42 PM
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2012-09-18 03:11:07 PM
Dude, look but don't touch.
 
2012-09-18 03:11:10 PM
At least he's not screwing our sisters and daughters.
 
2012-09-18 03:11:23 PM
Obviously a Democrat and Obama supporter.
 
2012-09-18 03:11:44 PM
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LOVE DAT TIGHT LITTLE ASS!
 
2012-09-18 03:12:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a midget has sex with a miniature donkey, is that like a normal sized guy having sex with a normal sized donkey?


Not exactly - the genitalia of miniature donkeys is the same size/volume as full-sized donkeys. So it's not a 1:1 scale.
 
2012-09-18 03:12:40 PM
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2012-09-18 03:12:56 PM
Dat ass?.
 
2012-09-18 03:13:10 PM
USA! USA! USDA! USURRRGHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-09-18 03:13:26 PM
This is one of those rare headlines that made me just throw up my hands and say "wtf man?" when I was reading it.


I mean really, what the f*ck?
 
2012-09-18 03:14:12 PM
He should move to Australia
 
2012-09-18 03:14:29 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FirstNationalBastard: If a midget has sex with a miniature donkey, is that like a normal sized guy having sex with a normal sized donkey?

Not exactly - the genitalia of miniature donkeys is the same size/volume as full-sized donkeys. So it's not a 1:1 scale.


wow, you seem to know a lot about this...
 
2012-09-18 03:14:39 PM
Thanks, Smokey!

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2012-09-18 03:14:50 PM
Really, he's not a bad looking boy. He can probably get any donkey he wants.
 
2012-09-18 03:16:14 PM

honk: Seems like a nice enough looking guy. Wonder if he's tried getting a date?


Well, I heard he was seeing one of the pigs for a while but she dumped him after she got back together with a dairy farmer on the next lot. So now he's depressed and just sleeping with whoever doesn't run away..

I guess the lesson from all this is that you should never get involved with a farm animal on the rebound.
 
2012-09-18 03:16:37 PM
Penis Goes WHERE???

www.mtv.com
 
2012-09-18 03:16:54 PM
❤ A couple that brays together stays together. ❤
 
2012-09-18 03:19:51 PM
How is a guy farking a sheep any different than a guy farking another guy? They're both disturbing, but one is condoned and the other one isn't. Why don't you explain that one, all you gay-rights activists?
 
mjg
2012-09-18 03:20:03 PM
www.proprofs.com
 
2012-09-18 03:21:13 PM
While I find this revolting, this is the land of the free. As long as it was his donkey and not a customer's, I don't really care.

I find Rmoney's and Akin's policies much more disturbing.
 
2012-09-18 03:21:37 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Hey, farko, we like to call it inter-species erotica


I miss my donkey...
 
2012-09-18 03:22:49 PM

CuttySupreme: How is a guy farking a sheep any different than a guy farking another guy? They're both disturbing, but one is condoned and the other one isn't. Why don't you explain that one, all you gay-rights activists?


I'll say you get three more bites.
 
2012-09-18 03:22:59 PM

CuttySupreme: How is a guy farking a sheep any different than a guy farking another guy? They're both disturbing, but one is condoned and the other one isn't. Why don't you explain that one, all you gay-rights activists?


0/10.
 
2012-09-18 03:23:32 PM
I wonder if he road him bareback?

What riding Bareback SHOULD look like... NSFW
 
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