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(Deadspin)   A guy sat behind home plate at Wrigley Field and made blowjob faces for nearly an entire inning before getting ejected. God bless America (video)   (deadspin.com) divider line 79
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2012-09-18 01:50:30 PM  
i292.photobucket.com

Good technique.
 
2012-09-18 02:05:02 PM  
Before escorting off the Funboy The Blowjob Fan, security was overheard saying.....
 
STOP RIGHT THERE!
 
Before you go any further... do you love me, will you love me forever?
Do you need me will you need me forever?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do you need me? Will you never leave me?

 
 
2012-09-18 02:08:48 PM  
Blowjob Pantomimes is now my new band name.
We'll be releasing our first two disc set titled "Dismissive Gesture"
 
2012-09-18 02:14:57 PM  

brap: Before escorting off the Funboy The Blowjob Fan, security was overheard saying.....
 
STOP RIGHT THERE!
 
Before you go any further... do you love me, will you love me forever?
Do you need me will you need me forever?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do you need me? Will you never leave me?


A bat outta hell would have stopped his shenanigans.

What compels people to do this juvenile BS on public TV?
 
2012-09-18 02:28:37 PM  
I laughed.

/I am a bad person
 
2012-09-18 02:44:15 PM  
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. That man needs his own sports show.
 
2012-09-18 02:50:04 PM  

AbbeySomeone: What compels people to do this juvenile BS on public TV?


I think you just answered your own question.

/you never did juvenile stuff for attention?
//I sure have
///but then I turned 13
 
2012-09-18 02:53:15 PM  

SurfaceTension: AbbeySomeone: What compels people to do this juvenile BS on public TV?

I think you just answered your own question.

/you never did juvenile stuff for attention?
//I sure have
///but then I turned 13


Perhaps he was just advertising his job skills?
 
2012-09-18 02:58:38 PM  
This just sounds dumb enough to be funny.
 
2012-09-18 03:37:48 PM  
Typical reaction to a Cubs game.
 
2012-09-18 03:43:56 PM  
The jackass was using a one handed gesture rather than a double handed grip. Typical Cubs fan - choking on the big one.
 
2012-09-18 03:49:24 PM  
I thought it was pretty damn funny.

But I'm juvenile that way.
 
2012-09-18 03:52:13 PM  
Oh this is great!
 
2012-09-18 04:05:19 PM  
First it looked like he was flossing. Then he started brushing his teeth.
 
2012-09-18 04:12:33 PM  

minoridiot: That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. That man needs his own sports show.


Maybe he'll show up on ESPN or David Letterman?

What if he did the same act behind home plate at the Little League World Championships Series?

Maybe someone can PhotoShop the above suggestion?

/Potential comedy gold, people.
 
2012-09-18 04:35:19 PM  
Drew?
 
2012-09-18 04:37:44 PM  
from the comments:

" Are we sure he wasn't Sportsnet's play by play man signing for the deaf and simply describing the Cubs' season? "

:(
 
2012-09-18 04:41:33 PM  
I laughed my ass off at how well the synced up with the commentator talking about a "lead pipe sinker".
 
2012-09-18 04:43:26 PM  

AirForceVet: What if he did the same act behind home plate at the Little League World Championships Series?


Let's leave Penn State out of this...
 
2012-09-18 04:46:17 PM  
it was less than a half an inning, the article said almost an inning, subby said nearly an entire inning :/
 
2012-09-18 04:51:31 PM  

brap: Before escorting off the Funboy The Blowjob Fan, security was overheard saying.....


I thought I heard them instructing the fan to:

Not scream about, don't think aloud
Turn your head, now baby, just spit me out
 
2012-09-18 04:51:40 PM  
so that is what aquigley looks like
 
2012-09-18 04:51:57 PM  
For a second, I was worried it was Pink Hat Guy.
 
2012-09-18 04:54:06 PM  
Looks like a young Mark Wahlberg.
 
2012-09-18 05:03:40 PM  
Nice job Marissa, way to give 100 percent!
 
2012-09-18 05:04:51 PM  

Cythraul: [i292.photobucket.com image 428x297]

Good technique.


I have recieved worse.
 
2012-09-18 05:07:18 PM  

minoridiot: That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. That man needs his own sports show.


You know how I know your IQ is about his level?
 
2012-09-18 05:09:10 PM  
Best comment pointed out the fact that now the guy gets to... brag to his friends about looking like he sucked a dick on TV.

/Profit?
 
2012-09-18 05:10:30 PM  
Security could have had a lot more fun with that than they did.
 
2012-09-18 05:17:53 PM  
I lol'd

I have a 13 year olds mentality in a 30 year old body
 
2012-09-18 05:19:59 PM  
cdn0.hark.com

I laughed
 
2012-09-18 05:23:46 PM  
I had two reflex reactions to this article"
1. Anyone intentionally attracting attention to themselves on camera that is seated in the area around home plate should be immediately ejected and have a lifetime ban from sitting anywhere on the first deck.

2. 36?
 
2012-09-18 05:26:09 PM  

Speaker2Animals: minoridiot: That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. That man needs his own sports show.

You know how I know your IQ is about his level?


wow.

sick burn.
 
2012-09-18 05:31:59 PM  
He was just visually describing the Cubs' season. Or seasons.
 
2012-09-18 05:34:06 PM  
That pretty much sums up the Cubs for the past 100 years
 
2012-09-18 05:43:44 PM  

Rann Xerox: He was just visually describing the Cubs' season. Or seasons.


You misspelled "Rockies".
 
2012-09-18 05:56:24 PM  

farbekrieg: so that is what aquigley looks like


+infinity
 
2012-09-18 05:56:33 PM  

jst3p: Rann Xerox: He was just visually describing the Cubs' season. Or seasons.

You misspelled "Rockies".


Both of you misspelled "Red Sox"
 
2012-09-18 06:01:31 PM  
i1064.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-18 06:03:42 PM  

thomps: from the comments:

" Are we sure he wasn't Sportsnet's play by play man signing for the deaf and simply describing the Cubs' season? "

:(


I don't think so. He didn't seem to be choking.
 
2012-09-18 06:05:28 PM  

CavalierEternal: I laughed my ass off at how well the synced up with the commentator talking about a "lead pipe sinker".


...starts off below the knees, ends up in the dirt.

Hilarious.
 
2012-09-18 06:17:48 PM  
Just think, somewhere this guys father is clicking on a link here on fark getting ready to make fun of a complete moron and has to realize he raised this particular moron and is covering his face with his palm
 
2012-09-18 06:22:30 PM  
The guy was two fisting it, and still had a mouth full. This guy likes to think about huge cack.
 
2012-09-18 06:27:09 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: farbekrieg: so that is what aquigley looks like

+infinity


He's actually easy to lookup. Dude was a DJ for Q101 so...
 
2012-09-18 06:30:02 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: farbekrieg: so that is what aquigley looks like

+infinity

He's actually easy to lookup. Dude was a DJ for Q101 so...


I am well acquainted with aquigley and his roguish good looks. there are a lot of reasons I laughed so hard at that comment, though.
 
2012-09-18 06:40:33 PM  

LeroyBourne: The guy was two fisting it, and still had a mouth full. This guy likes to think about huge cack.



Multiple ones. This is why it is funny. Many of us would gladly make fools of ourselves at a sports game on TV. Not many of us would do so by pretending to suck many dong.
 
2012-09-18 07:02:24 PM  
Something entertaining happened at a Cubs game?
 
2012-09-18 07:13:08 PM  

Cythraul: SurfaceTension: AbbeySomeone: What compels people to do this juvenile BS on public TV?

I think you just answered your own question.

/you never did juvenile stuff for attention?
//I sure have
///but then I turned 13

Perhaps he was just advertising his job skills?


It's a tight job market out there.
 
2012-09-18 07:15:31 PM  
Bookmarked. Not going to watch that in the middle of a meeting
 
2012-09-18 07:20:03 PM  

brap: Before escorting off the Funboy The Blowjob Fan, security was overheard saying.....
 
STOP RIGHT THERE!
 
Before you go any further... do you love me, will you love me forever?
Do you need me will you need me forever?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do you need me? Will you never leave me?

 


Let me sleep on it.
 
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