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(Planet Ivy)   Fatwas have now been issued against Mickey Mouse, breastfeeding, and...Pokemon   (planetivy.com) divider line 72
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2012-09-18 12:53:18 PM  
He went on to describe the lovable cartoon rodent as one of Satan's soldiers, calling for him to be 'killed in all cases'

Good.
 
2012-09-18 12:53:25 PM  
Where is my fatwa? All the cool kids are getting them. Dammit who do I have to blow up to get a fatwa?
 
2012-09-18 12:53:38 PM  
Fatwahs are only as legitimate as the people who issue them.
 
2012-09-18 12:54:07 PM  
But is Hamas Mickey okay?
 
2012-09-18 12:55:29 PM  
I wanna see Mickey Mouse breastfeeding Pikachu.

/fap
 
2012-09-18 12:56:37 PM  
A fat wah???
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow?

I don't understand this whole Islam thing :(
 
xcv
2012-09-18 12:56:39 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Fatwahs Youtube videos are only as legitimate as the people who issue make them.

 
2012-09-18 12:56:56 PM  
as a wise man once said:

"Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, it's never easy when there is so much on the line"
 
2012-09-18 12:57:10 PM  
Suck my fatwa. A holes.
 
2012-09-18 12:58:11 PM  

highendmighty: A fat wah???
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow?

I don't understand this whole Islam thing :(


I hear there's a sale on lemons.
 
2012-09-18 12:58:13 PM  
You had me at Mickey Mouse. You lost me at breastfeeding. You had me again at Pokemon.

I guess fatwas are not *all* bad...
 
2012-09-18 12:58:17 PM  
Fatwoz?

nsb.com
 
2012-09-18 12:58:38 PM  
I'm ok with a Fatwa against polio. fark polio.
 
2012-09-18 12:58:59 PM  
Why don't they put a fatwa on chewing tobacco, fat girls and Little Debbies?

/things I like.
 
2012-09-18 12:59:01 PM  
Muslims need to consider going back to living in their little world or accept the fact as members of a free world, they will be mocked. Ask a Jew, a Christian and any other religious person. We can't burn buildings and murder innocent people every time someone mocks your messiah. I think they need to start educating themselves and grow up!
 
2012-09-18 01:01:10 PM  

Arkanaut: But is Hamas Mickey okay?


He was martyred and replaced by an animal abusing bee. Remember this is a children educational show.

Yes I follow that show. It's like Lost but with better plot.
 
2012-09-18 01:01:17 PM  

Proteios1: Muslims need to consider going back to living in their little world or accept the fact as members of a free world, they will be mocked. Ask a Jew, a Christian and any other religious person. We can't burn buildings and murder innocent people every time someone mocks your messiah. I think they need to start educating themselves and grow up!


We can't? Have you talked to Fox News lately?
 
2012-09-18 01:01:43 PM  
So how exactly are the mom's feeding their babies if there is a fatwah against breastfeeding?? I didn't realize formula was easily accessible in the ghettos around there.

Mental gymnastics.
 
2012-09-18 01:02:24 PM  
As a conservative Christian its nice to finally have some common ground with Muslims. Pokemon is evil as it teaches evolution. The things evolve into more advanced things. Its not right that Japan is attempting to teach our children something that goes against most of this nations faith.
 
2012-09-18 01:03:42 PM  
I was about to point out that using quotes by Islamic extremists to categorize all Muslims is about as representative as claiming all Americans are like the right-wing religious nut jobs you see spouting off on TV while fraudulently collecting "donations".

...and then I saw the trap I was about to set myself.
 
2012-09-18 01:05:20 PM  
Why not just issue Fatwas against fun and happiness. Seams to be were they are going.
 
2012-09-18 01:05:55 PM  
Link go BOOM.
 
2012-09-18 01:06:11 PM  
LarryDan43


As a conservative Christian its nice to finally have some common ground with Muslims. Pokemon is evil as it teaches evolution. The things evolve into more advanced things. Its not right that Japan is attempting to teach our children something that goes against most of this nations faith.

Never fails. Islam can commit any crime of violence and fark's islamo-pologists will begin trolling with whiny little bu bu but christians/jewwwwwssss.
 
2012-09-18 01:07:36 PM  
I just ate several bean burritos so I'm about to issue a massive Fatwa
 
2012-09-18 01:08:08 PM  
download.lardlad.com
No no Muslims, Walt Disney hated Jews! We're right with you on this.
 
2012-09-18 01:09:48 PM  

Pauly Math: highendmighty: A fat wah???
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow?

I don't understand this whole Islam thing :(

I hear there's a sale on lemons.


Lemons on sale again?!?
Well, the Sufi will be pleased.
 
2012-09-18 01:10:31 PM  
You might as well kill me now...or I'll put a fatwa on you too!
 
2012-09-18 01:13:54 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
Scoffs at your fatwas. Probably thinks it's a rock-type Pokemon. Will send Slithviper after it.

Don't GIS "Pokemon Jessie" at work. Fan art.
 
2012-09-18 01:14:34 PM  
A fatwah against Mickey Mouse I can almost understand; after all, he's a giant rat. But AGAINST polio vaccinations, and suggesting that men breastfeed from their female co-workers to reduce sexual tension? That's shiat's messed up.
While I'm on that topic, it seems that men in the radical Muslim world have a really hard time with the concept of self-control. "She is beautiful so she deserves to be raped? It's her fault I can't control 'little Mo'!" Really? Grow up.
 
2012-09-18 01:15:53 PM  
I actually don't understand the "breast feeding" one. If a woman is bfing at work the guy gets to suck her nerps? Or if a woman wants to work with a guy at all, he gets to suck her nerps? And this relieves sexual tension?
 
2012-09-18 01:16:27 PM  
"5. Breast-feeding. Different to the previous four in that it was a method, rather than a ban, that would enable men and women to work alongside one another. Looking for a way with which to diffuse sexual tension in the office environment, this was the best that the male scholar Ezzat Attiya could come up with: allow a man to suck on a woman's nipple five times"

Hmmmm.... anyone know how I can convert to Islam?
 
2012-09-18 01:17:28 PM  
A fatwah against Mickey Mouse I can almost understand; after all, he's a giant rat. But againts polio vaccinations, and suggesting that men breastfeed from their female co-workers to reduce sexual tension? That's shiat's messed up.
While I'm on that topic, it seems that men in the radical Muslim world have a really hard time with the concept of self-control. "She is beautiful so she deserves to be raped? It's her fault I can't control 'little Mo'!" Really? Grow up.
 
2012-09-18 01:20:54 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I actually don't understand the "breast feeding" one. If a woman is bfing at work the guy gets to suck her nerps? Or if a woman wants to work with a guy at all, he gets to suck her nerps? And this relieves sexual tension?


Nothing says "let's just be friends" like letting a man suck on your boobs.
 
2012-09-18 01:24:53 PM  

LarryDan43: As a conservative Christian its nice to finally have some common ground with Muslims. Pokemon is evil as it teaches evolution. The things evolve into more advanced things. Its not right that Japan is attempting to teach our children something that goes against most of this nations faith.


No it does not.
Evolution as a process (Genetic mutations leading to changes in species over time, etc) is a proven scientific fact, proven over and over again.
Evolution as the explination to "Where did we come from" is still a theory.

Pokemon teaches the former, your religious belief is the later. So they do not teachign comething thqat goes against your faith. They are teaching something that goes against you understanding of reality and your faith.
 
2012-09-18 01:28:03 PM  
It appears the article is Fark'd
 
2012-09-18 01:28:47 PM  
M-I-C
K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
Muslim Rage (Muslim Rage!)
Muslim Rage (Muslim Rage!)

/have fun with it stuck in your head all day
 
2012-09-18 01:38:34 PM  

highendmighty: Pauly Math: highendmighty: A fat wah???
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow?

I don't understand this whole Islam thing :(

I hear there's a sale on lemons.

Lemons on sale again?!?
Well, the Sufi will be pleased.


I heard a report from one of the bases there that there were sailors fighting in the dance halls.
 
2012-09-18 01:40:33 PM  
"the popular Japanese cartoon was lambasted by a Saudi Arabian High Committee for having poisoned the minds of their youth. Deemed to be representative of gambling as well as alluding to Israel, a wholesale ban was made in 2001, which included Pokemon cards as well as the TV show."

Banned for alluding to israel...

I mean, they are nothing like Nazis with all the jew hate and death to Israel rhetoric, many of them are brown people! That makes their violent rhetoric and genocidal beliefs ok!
 
2012-09-18 01:41:22 PM  
Fatwas: Gotta catch 'em all!
 
2012-09-18 01:45:37 PM  

vegaswench: Fatwas: Gotta catch 'em all!


No thanks. After Fatwa Green they jumped the shark.
 
2012-09-18 01:48:07 PM  

NutWrench: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I actually don't understand the "breast feeding" one. If a woman is bfing at work the guy gets to suck her nerps? Or if a woman wants to work with a guy at all, he gets to suck her nerps? And this relieves sexual tension?

Nothing says "let's just be friends" like letting a man suck on your boobs.


I'm sure their husbands are very happy to let their wives have their tits sucked at work. The geniuses that came up with this idea didn't think their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2012-09-18 01:51:10 PM  
Your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope!
 
2012-09-18 01:52:15 PM  
death to Pikajuice!

/Farfour is martyr!
 
2012-09-18 01:52:51 PM  
WHAT? NO SPONGEBOB???!!!??

pinkmsg.files.wordpress.com

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
 
2012-09-18 01:53:55 PM  

stuffy: Why not just issue Fatwas against fun and happiness. Seams to be were they are going.


So you're saying the fundamentalist Muslims are working towards being Puritans?

Hmmm, I have this maypole in Merry Mount they might be interested in.
 
2012-09-18 01:56:40 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Fatwahs are only as legitimate as the people who issue them.


I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.
 
2012-09-18 01:59:56 PM  

sjmcc13: No it does not.
Evolution as a process (Genetic mutations leading to changes in species over time, etc) is a proven scientific fact, proven over and over again.
Evolution as the explination to "Where did we come from" is still a theory.


Technically, you are correct, but ...
www.geekalerts.com

Evolution as the explanation to "Where did we come from" is still a theory in the same way that gravity as the explanation to "Why does something fall to the ground when I let go of it" is still a theory

/I've got a theory
//It could be bunnies
 
2012-09-18 02:00:25 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Don't GIS "Pokemon Jessie" at work. Fan art.


Yeesh, you weren't kidding. A lot of it looks like Liefeld Captain America.
 
2012-09-18 02:14:59 PM  
'Bring me the head of Mickey Mouse' 'to be killed in all cases'
straight from the mouth of a man who obeys the peaceful, loving teachings of Muhammad.
 
2012-09-18 02:17:32 PM  
On a side note am I the only one that thinks this is from a lack of education and the overall repellance of anything the resembles actual intelligence in the Muslim world?
 
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