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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Son kills father with sword in their motel room, claims he's "not really close" with anyone else in his family (which is probably a good thing)   (postandcourier.com) divider line 34
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2012-09-18 12:33:40 PM
Wants a word:

www.vanityfair.com
 
2012-09-18 12:34:12 PM
there can only be one
 
2012-09-18 12:34:48 PM

Son kills father with sword in their motel room, claims he's "not really close" with anyone else in his family


At least not within melee range. For now.
 
2012-09-18 12:34:51 PM
'not really close'? I think he meant 'not really close enough' (for a sword stabbin')

/stab
 
2012-09-18 12:35:33 PM
3 seconds.. shiat.
 
2012-09-18 12:36:35 PM
Who wants to live forever
 
2012-09-18 12:37:07 PM
How do you take a gory, stabby, weird fratricide story and veer straight off into mundane details of the motel's business prospects after 50 words?
 
2012-09-18 12:39:22 PM
The father made a stupid, dangerous choice. He should have stayed at a Motel 6. They leave a light sabre on for you.
 
2012-09-18 12:40:00 PM

shootsright: there can only be one


Now I have Queen stuck in my head: Here we are, born to be kings...
 
2012-09-18 12:40:11 PM
Was his father a Kurgan?
 
2012-09-18 12:40:56 PM

Ebbelwoi: How do you take a gory, stabby, weird fratricide story and veer straight off into mundane details of the motel's business prospects after 50 words?


I understand writing what you know, but damn. That is some terrible editing.
 
2012-09-18 12:41:08 PM
Approves
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2012-09-18 12:42:27 PM

shootsright: there can only be one


You had ONE JOB...
 
2012-09-18 12:46:10 PM
and not a single fark was given?
 
2012-09-18 12:48:36 PM
www.lazydragon.com

/There can be only One
 
2012-09-18 12:49:26 PM

shootsright: there can only be one


Damn, beat me to it.
 
2012-09-18 12:49:43 PM
autographmagazine.com

Would like a word.
 
2012-09-18 12:51:06 PM

shootsright: there can only be be only one

 
2012-09-18 12:51:34 PM
I guess he watched Revolution.
 
2012-09-18 01:02:27 PM
"On Monday, only two cars were parked outside as the motel manager, who shooed away a reporter, drowned shrubbery with a water hose."

What a strangely written article.
 
2012-09-18 01:03:03 PM

Ebbelwoi: How do you take a gory, stabby, weird fratricide story and veer straight off into mundane details of the motel's business prospects after 50 words?


Came here for this. Was really weirded out by this.
 
2012-09-18 01:03:17 PM

Ebbelwoi: How do you take a gory, stabby, weird fratricide story and veer straight off into mundane details of the motel's business prospects after 50 words?


OBAMA'S ECONOMY!
 
2012-09-18 01:06:27 PM
My 2 year old son keeps trying to kill me, with adorableness...
 
2012-09-18 01:42:27 PM
He must not have been within the first 15 hours of his regeneration cycle
 
2012-09-18 01:44:03 PM
Who?
 
2012-09-18 01:52:22 PM
Guy killed me with a sword Mal. How weird is that?
 
2012-09-18 01:55:10 PM

djrfark: Guy killed me with a sword Mal. How weird is that?


Beat me by two minutes.
 
2012-09-18 02:04:00 PM
This is the end, my only friend, the end.
 
2012-09-18 02:13:07 PM
"Elias Walker after an afternoon of drinking led him to challenge "everyone who lived in the house to a fight."

I believe he was merely trying to prove survival of the fittest. Duelist may be a worn out occupation these days, but someone has to try and bring it back. On an offhand note, I think we should bring gladiatorial death matches back. Would rake in some steep cash and might actually make me want to purchase a television...maybe.
 
2012-09-18 02:21:31 PM
Now! fulfill . your . destiny!
 
2012-09-18 04:40:31 PM

Ebbelwoi: How do you take a gory, stabby, weird fratricide story and veer straight off into mundane details of the motel's business prospects after 50 words?


Yeah, I actually stopped reading and went back to the top of the article to make sure I hadn't somehow switched tabs midsentence.

The family who owns the motel leases the land on a month-to-month basis, Robinson said, and can "continue to run their business there until it's sold."
...
On Monday, only two cars were parked outside as the motel manager, who shooed away a reporter, drowned shrubbery with a water hose.
Dirty blue jeans dried on a fence that closes off the U-shaped building from Chuck Dawley Boulevard.
Clark said he often sees residents walking behind his store in order to buy goods at the nearby Exxon station.


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2012-09-18 05:04:16 PM

que.guero: My 2 year old son keeps trying to kill me, with adorableness...


i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-18 06:16:12 PM

baronbloodbath: [autographmagazine.com image 398x600]

Would like a word.


My cut has improved your voice!

3.bp.blogspot.com 

/Spanish Peacock FTW
 
2012-09-19 01:42:12 PM
Motel For Sale, some blood stains on the carpets.

"I'm a book keeper's son
I don't want to hurt no-one
But I crossed my old man back in Oregon,
don't take me alive."
 
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