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(New York Daily News)   Greenwich Village restaurant owner bans same-sex wedding party because "gay partyers are especially bad for feng shui", according to suit. Owner apparently doesn't realize where his restaurant is located   (nydailynews.com) divider line 5
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2012-09-18 02:41:12 PM  
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RexTalionis: Feng shui doesn't work like that!

Or, more accurately, feng shui doesn't work at all.


I sense a stagnated chi.
2012-09-18 04:10:37 PM  
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The problem is clear if you understand the basic principles at work here: at a gay wedding, you have a whole lot of wangs pointing in the same direction, like a bunch of psychic daggers - it's the same principle that says you don't want shelves of books in uncovered bookcases. With as much bad feng shui as a gay wedding would bring, the owner might as well have just built his restaurant on the back of a drag... queen. This isn't rocket science.

Also, there's a long-standing rivalry between Chinese feng shui masters and Western interior designers that is almost certainly at the heart of this.
2012-09-18 03:46:04 PM  
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Dr Dreidel: Marine1: So he's in Greenwich Village, and says that a large gathering of gays would, if anything, screw up his interior decoration scheme?

It's a "pride".

A pride of gays.


I thought it was a bundle of twigs?
2012-09-18 03:28:24 PM  
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Marine1: So he's in Greenwich Village, and says that a large gathering of gays would, if anything, screw up his interior decoration scheme?


It's a "pride".

A pride of gays.
2012-09-18 02:14:52 PM  
1 votes:
Feng shui doesn't work like that!

Or, more accurately, feng shui doesn't work at all.
 
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