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(Bitten and Bound)   Dina Lohan resorted to sign language during her cross examination by Dr. Phil. Her favorite nonverbal response turned out to be the tried and true stiff middle finger that she offered up several times. #rhodesscholarnot   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 56
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2012-09-18 10:02:44 AM
This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.
 
2012-09-18 10:13:21 AM
OH yeah. The lady is pure class.
And By Class, I mean tramp.
And by tramp, I mean AW slut.
 
2012-09-18 10:21:27 AM
Wow, she looks and acts, well hard to put it any differently, f*cked up. Why would you go on Dr Phil? Why would you do it messed up?
 
2012-09-18 10:42:00 AM

basemetal: Wow, she looks and acts, well hard to put it any differently, f*cked up. Why would you go on Dr Phil? Why would you do it messed up?


Because she is Dina Lohan. What else can she do?
 
2012-09-18 10:55:28 AM
That girl never had a chance with those cray-cray parents.
 
2012-09-18 11:14:42 AM
oh cool a hashtag! hey everyone, let's try to make #rhodesscholarnot a trending headline!
 
2012-09-18 11:14:56 AM
but she made ginger titties. Ginger titties. Look people, ginger titties for everybody... sigh.
 
2012-09-18 11:54:29 AM
It takes quite a woman to make Dr. Phil look like a decent human being.
 
2012-09-18 11:57:05 AM
Whoever wins, we all lose. Both Dina Lohan and Dr. Phil got just a little bit more attention on them today.
 
2012-09-18 12:09:42 PM
When hashtags are used in headlines we all lose
 
2012-09-18 12:14:27 PM
Dina Lohan flipping off Dr. Phil? I'm conflicted on how I feel about this.
 
2012-09-18 12:20:55 PM
Further in the talk show host said, "You spent more time talking about cameras, are we rolling...that's my business...we're not here about my business, we're here about your life."

I'm not sure which one of these people is more loathsome.

//I think the answer is "yes"
 
2012-09-18 12:24:29 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Dina Lohan flipping off Dr. Phil? I'm conflicted on how I feel about this.


Osama and the Phelps clan can flip off Dr. Phil, and that would be all right with me.
 
2012-09-18 01:15:59 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: When hashtags are used in headlines we all lose


#notsurehowifeelaboutthis
 
2012-09-18 01:16:34 PM
Meanwhile, Subby's an idiot for putting #hashtagswheretheydontbelong


I farking hate that shiat. Leave it on Twitter.
 
2012-09-18 01:21:23 PM

coco ebert: That girl never had a chance with those cray-cray parents.


This; gives you pause as to why Lindsay's the way she is. The parents are two people who still act they're immature teenagers.
 
2012-09-18 01:23:30 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Dina Lohan flipping off Dr. Phil? I'm conflicted on how I feel about this.


No, no, she just wants him to smell her finger.
 
2012-09-18 01:25:50 PM

NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.


Wait, your Dad advised you to bang a girl's mom before moving on to her daughter?

Best. Dad. EVER.
 
2012-09-18 01:26:21 PM

NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.


I think I saw that in a pron once...
 
2012-09-18 01:27:47 PM

NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.


That's all good, until your girlfriend walks in on you 'test driving' her mother.
 
2012-09-18 01:29:18 PM

basemetal: Wow, she looks and acts, well hard to put it any differently, f*cked up. Why would you go on Dr Phil? Why would you do it messed up?


Looks like she's on the benzos. I've known a few pill heads in my day, and they eventually reach a point where being "messed up" is so normal that they can't tell how weird they're acting to everyone else. Plus pharmaceutical pills are such a sanitized and socially accepted high that many can justify it or brush it off.
 
2012-09-18 01:29:18 PM

gilgigamesh: NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.

Wait, your Dad advised you to bang a girl's mom before moving on to her daughter?

Best. Dad. EVER.


/shakes tiny fists...

BTW - I blame Dina more than Michael Lohan when it comes to the train wreck that is Lindsay. Instead of being a good parent and setting limits for her daughter, Dina was just riding on Lindsay's coat-tails when she was still young and a hot commodity in Hollywood - cashing in on the all night parties with the glam crowd in Tinsel Town.
 
2012-09-18 01:34:30 PM

InmanRoshi: basemetal: Wow, she looks and acts, well hard to put it any differently, f*cked up. Why would you go on Dr Phil? Why would you do it messed up?

Looks like she's on the benzos. I've known a few pill heads in my day, and they eventually reach a point where being "messed up" is so normal that they can't tell how weird they're acting to everyone else. Plus pharmaceutical pills are such a sanitized and socially accepted high that many can justify it or brush it off.


And being raised in that environment, it's easy to see why Lindsay fails to realize when she's getting trainwrecky again.
 
2012-09-18 01:36:20 PM
I'd fark her
 
2012-09-18 01:36:32 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.

That's all good, until your girlfriend walks in on you 'test driving' her mother.


I don't know, I've seen several porn movies with this exact premise. Pretty damn good ones, too.

/what do you mean real life isn't like porn?
 
2012-09-18 01:41:44 PM
madcan34


I'd fark her



Like hell - she would bend you over and stuff you like a Christmas Goose....and you would like it.
 
2012-09-18 01:41:46 PM
What, Dina Meyer? (looks closer) Shucks.
 
2012-09-18 01:50:50 PM

madcan34: I'd fark her


cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com

Yeah, what the hell.
I just would not tell anyone I did it.
She's just crazy enough to be hot in the sack. But I'm guessing she's not into anything more then a one night stand.

So a perfect MILF.
 
2012-09-18 01:56:38 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: When hashtags are used in headlines we all lose


Don't worry, subby earns his cred back with the well-placed "not" joke!


...not!
 
2012-09-18 01:56:46 PM

gilgigamesh: NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.

Wait, your Dad advised you to bang a girl's mom before moving on to her daughter?

Best. Dad. EVER.


You'd think that... until you realize that your dad also nailed your grandmother.
 
2012-09-18 01:57:48 PM
FTFA Dr. Phil told her, "What you have done is distinguished yourself in the negative, you have come on here and been phony and inauthentic."

Pot Kettle, Kettle Pot.
 
2012-09-18 02:06:38 PM

Theaetetus: gilgigamesh: NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.

Wait, your Dad advised you to bang a girl's mom before moving on to her daughter?

Best. Dad. EVER.

You'd think that... until you realize that your dad also nailed your grandmother.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-18 02:06:45 PM
Maybe she should try the Mexican hand-signal called "Painting The Snail" its worse than "flipping the bird"
 
2012-09-18 02:08:47 PM

Theaetetus: gilgigamesh: NewportBarGuy: This is why you test-drive the mother before you get serious with the daughter. This method has saved my ass from some pretty horrific relationships.

Thanks for the advice, dad.

Wait, your Dad advised you to bang a girl's mom before moving on to her daughter?

Best. Dad. EVER.

You'd think that... until you realize that your dad also nailed your grandmother.


Post or pre-mortem?
 
2012-09-18 02:22:19 PM

InmanRoshi: basemetal: Wow, she looks and acts, well hard to put it any differently, f*cked up. Why would you go on Dr Phil? Why would you do it messed up?

Looks like she's on the benzos. I've known a few pill heads in my day, and they eventually reach a point where being "messed up" is so normal that they can't tell how weird they're acting to everyone else. Plus pharmaceutical pills are such a sanitized and socially accepted high that many can justify it or brush it off.


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2012-09-18 02:42:05 PM
While everything that is said about Dina Lohan is true, I do have to point out two things here. One, there is no way you could get me into the same room with Dr. Phil without me being incredibly drunk, and B) if I did happen to be in that situation I can't imagine doing anything but flipping him off the whole time. Except maybe doing that whole funny-faced, mouthing-the-words-behind-his-back shtick that Chevy Chase used to do. So really, Her behavior is not all that unreasonable considering where she was and who she was dealing with. The problem is that she is like that all the time, with everyone.
 
2012-09-18 02:48:05 PM
I heard both Dr Phil and Dina were drawing googly eyes on a picture of The Prophet Who Shall Not Be Made Fun Of. Then they used that picture to line a bird cage. Then they used that picture to write a script for a video making fun of the prophet.

/Go get 'em angry followers of The Prophet Who Shall Not Be Made Fun Of.
 
2012-09-18 02:48:19 PM
Why do people care anymore? How is Dr Phil still getting high enough ratings to continue doing shows where he interviews Dina Lohan? Cuz he wouldn't go there if he didn't have to...
 
2012-09-18 02:51:20 PM
Wow. Lindsey never had a chance.
 
2012-09-18 02:53:20 PM

Marshal805: Wow. Lindsey never had a chance.


instinctmagazine.com

No man, she totally scored.
 
2012-09-18 02:58:47 PM
I feel sorry for kids who grow up under parents like this drunk old bag of shiat.

/I also feel sorry for Dina and her child too.
 
2012-09-18 03:03:54 PM
Dr Phil is still on the air?

www.snlparty.com

I did not know that.
 
2012-09-18 03:57:19 PM
Very sad. I think Dina Lohan is a beautiful looking woman. But she is so narcissistic and delusional about her own importance, thinking she is the celebrity. I watched this episode yesterday. She was winking, flirting, saying "like" about 500 times and could not answer one question cohesively or clearly. She did deflect everything and tried to "act" in that tear-jerky, whispery voice. I am convinced all that was an act, and a bad one at that.

Plus, she probably snorted up a few lines of blow.
 
2012-09-18 03:59:22 PM
Dr. Phil is creepy. Everything else follows from there.
 
2012-09-18 04:12:21 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Marshal805: Wow. Lindsey never had a chance.

[instinctmagazine.com image 480x467]

No man, she totally scored.


Que the low orbital ion cannon please.
 
2012-09-18 04:23:49 PM

Whatthefark: I heard both Dr Phil and Dina were drawing googly eyes on a picture of The Prophet Who Shall Not Be Made Fun Of. Then they used that picture to line a bird cage. Then they used that picture to write a script for a video making fun of the prophet.

/Go get 'em angry followers of The Prophet Who Shall Not Be Made Fun Of.


And then they pooped on the picture. And burned it.

Could you guys storm the studio or something now?
 
2012-09-18 04:32:24 PM

coco ebert: That girl never had a chance with those cray-cray parents.




No kidding. I actually feel sorry for Lindsay after seeing that. Easy to see where she gets it from.
 
2012-09-18 05:11:36 PM
Is Dina still living off of Lindsay (zero income for either right now) or has she moved on to sponging off of the younger one?

Real question. Where is she getting money?
 
2012-09-18 05:24:10 PM
www.librarising.com

'Dina, you've got issues. You're a slut. Your daughter is a slut. You've farked half of Hollywood and you don't have a pot to piss in.'
 
2012-09-18 07:46:04 PM
ALl these years people were ragging on the dad being the bad parent when the problem was right farking there. She is the fark up
 
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