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(NPR)   'Muslim Rage' explodes on Twitter. Hilarity ensues   (npr.org) divider line 127
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2012-09-18 10:19:46 AM
47 votes:
I thought a rage was the name for a group of Muslims. Like a prude of Christians, a flow of Taoists, or a bank of Jews.
2012-09-18 10:02:09 AM
14 votes:
Just saw this one and it made me laugh:

Ramadan in Iceland when days are 23 hours long. #muslimrage
2012-09-18 10:21:02 AM
13 votes:

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Ha.

Had to pay taxes that went to healing the sick...#ChristianRage
2012-09-18 09:41:34 AM
11 votes:
"Lost your kid Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him. - #MuslimRage"

now that's funny
PJ-
2012-09-18 10:20:14 AM
10 votes:

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Found out my pool guy Jesus can't walk on water. What do you mean they don't pronounce it that way where they are from? #ChristianRage
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-18 10:20:45 AM
9 votes:

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


The beast with 2 Burkhas?
2012-09-18 11:18:05 AM
8 votes:

CheekyMonkey: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrageDecaf. Look into it./the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

'Pedophilia' is sufficiently specific already. No need to further divide it into 'Muslim pedophilia', 'Catholic pedophilia' or 'BSA pedophilia'.


But she said she was 18. #UNDERAGE
2012-09-18 10:27:45 AM
8 votes:

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


Unlubed anal to preserve the hymen for marriage?

www.musikchan.com
2012-09-18 10:13:54 AM
8 votes:
Can't find the fabric you need?

#muslin_rage
2012-09-18 11:21:35 AM
6 votes:
Running out of space #storage
2012-09-18 10:55:42 AM
6 votes:
Found out my Wheel of Life has a flat. #BUDDHISTRAGE
2012-09-18 10:54:12 AM
6 votes:
Daughter is dating a Goy #JEWISHRAGE
2012-09-18 12:21:36 PM
5 votes:
Men with whiskers 'neath their noses oughta kiss like Eskimoses. #BURMARAGE
2012-09-18 11:59:21 AM
5 votes:
My Thanksgiving stuffing doesn't taste right. #NEEDSMORESAGE
2012-09-18 11:09:36 AM
5 votes:
You stutter while asking for a lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lottery ticket and are put on terrorist watch. #muslimrage

hahahaha.
2012-09-18 11:06:42 AM
5 votes:
Nothing new is going on. #AVERAGE
2012-09-18 10:25:24 AM
5 votes:

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.
2012-09-18 10:19:01 AM
5 votes:
We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".
2012-09-18 11:56:47 AM
4 votes:
Not enough milk for my cereal. #mueslixrage
2012-09-18 11:46:34 AM
4 votes:
Eh, I got nothing #ZENRAGE
2012-09-18 11:09:09 AM
4 votes:
there's no darkness for me to cast magic missile at #magerage
2012-09-18 10:51:17 AM
4 votes:
Can't hear the Wailing Wall because of all the people making noise. #JEWISHRAGE
2012-09-18 10:34:24 AM
4 votes:
Also... if no one can draw Mohammed... how does anyone know when they've drawn mohammed?!
2012-09-18 10:32:41 AM
4 votes:
Give 10% of my salary to church so the priest can afford a house where he can fark my son's ass. #CatholicRage

amidoingitright
2012-09-18 10:23:11 AM
4 votes:

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


It's like a donkey punch but you cut off your partners head instead of punching them.


/Or it involves poop in the beard
2012-09-18 02:31:44 PM
3 votes:
Tired of the pointless bickering and wants more funny. #STFUage
2012-09-18 12:11:45 PM
3 votes:
"Ajeez hoksild hokypoky i saqkdh c havegas d hhdjsahydff llallak sks lalmlah ahahaa jsu! In jebus' name, Amen." #HolyRollerRage
2012-09-18 11:44:54 AM
3 votes:
SOCKS! I HATE SOCKS! #9YEAROLDCHRISTMASRAGE
2012-09-18 11:43:40 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

"Have a quad. None of them work. #Genophrage"
2012-09-18 11:31:03 AM
3 votes:
A cow just slobbered all over me. #MOOSLIMERAGE

Sorry
2012-09-18 11:20:54 AM
3 votes:
Brah passed the Dutchie from the right -hand side. #RASTARAGE
2012-09-18 11:13:32 AM
3 votes:
If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello." #NEUTRAL
2012-09-18 11:00:12 AM
3 votes:
CL Benz in for servicing, the only loaner they had was a C Class #WASPRAGE
2012-09-18 10:57:25 AM
3 votes:
Out of oatmeal, and have a run in my stocking. #QUAKERRAGE
2012-09-18 10:55:24 AM
3 votes:
Third sister wife wakes me up, says she needs to be held on second sister wife's night. #MORMONRAGE
2012-09-18 10:42:12 AM
3 votes:

Deep Contact: Muslim Rage...good name for a rock band.
[static1.businessinsider.com image 590x393]


Why not Amish Rage out of Corvallis, Oregon?

And then there's Amish road rage:

blog.davidhoyle.com

Finally, there's Quaker Rage:

chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-18 10:38:09 AM
3 votes:
s15.postimage.org
2012-09-18 10:31:15 AM
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Wait?!?! Whos that hugging Jesus?!?

Why does noone ever remember this....
2012-09-18 10:29:22 AM
3 votes:
Muslim Rage...good name for a rock band.
static1.businessinsider.com
2012-09-18 10:21:15 AM
3 votes:
The word "hilarious" must have caused me read that as Muslim Reggae.
2012-09-19 06:09:28 AM
2 votes:
The further from the fulcrum, the greater the mechanical advantage #LEVERAGE
2012-09-18 02:30:14 PM
2 votes:
People turned a funny thread into a gd political debate. #Farkrage
2012-09-18 01:26:24 PM
2 votes:
Muslims

Like

Nickleback
2012-09-18 01:22:07 PM
2 votes:
My braids are too tight and this dirt keeps getting on my hooves. #dressage
2012-09-18 01:12:29 PM
2 votes:
Being Moslam myself, I'm getting a ki...wait.. a RAGE OUT OF THIS!!!
2012-09-18 01:02:59 PM
2 votes:
Construction keeps me out of my favourite drinking establishment. #barrage

Thunderstorms every day of my vacation in France. #horage

I think that pic of the Russian space station is fake. #mirage

I've been around long enough that it's legal for me to take nude picture of myself. #image
2012-09-18 12:45:09 PM
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

#FACERAGE
2012-09-18 12:44:29 PM
2 votes:
My blanket isn't big enough to cover my shoulders and my feet at the same time. #coverage
2012-09-18 12:33:11 PM
2 votes:
Dunno... #AgnosticRage
2012-09-18 12:29:27 PM
2 votes:
I'm just going to go ahead and say this: Mohammed is a dick. There, I said it. Sorry bastard always changes the price of stuff when I go into his Chevron.
2012-09-18 12:28:22 PM
2 votes:

Hermione_Granger: Now that my buzz is gone...

I think it's long past time we stopped judging Muslims or whoever by the worst of the people in their society. It would be like everybody judging America by the KKK.

We have to stop listening to the derp and start listening to the reasonable folks.


Haven't you been paying attention to atomicmask? There are no reasonable Muslims. I know what you're thinking; "I work with a Muslim guy, he seems nice enough" but that's what he wants you to believe. Beneath the surface, he seethes with rage at your stupid dhimmi face. You can't trust him because if you do then one day he'll invite you to dinner. You'll go to his house thinking about how evolved you are and how you're promoting cultural awareness and then BAM, the old fork in the eye.
2012-09-18 12:13:57 PM
2 votes:

indig0c0gnito: "Ajeez hoksild hokypoky i saqkdh c havegas d hhdjsahydff llallak sks lalmlah ahahaa jsu! In jebus' name, Amen." #HolyRollerRage


Less spittle; more snakes.
2012-09-18 12:09:49 PM
2 votes:

Snowflake Tubbybottom: Daughter was raped, had to honor kill her. It' really a shame. #muslimrage


I don't think you actually understand the joke.
2012-09-18 12:05:51 PM
2 votes:
Daughter was raped, had to honor kill her. It' really a shame. #muslimrage
2012-09-18 12:04:54 PM
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-09-18 11:24:02 AM
2 votes:
I'm going to break. I'm going to break my. I'm going to break my #RUSTYCAGE
2012-09-18 11:07:52 AM
2 votes:
During gang-rape of blonde reporter, some of Abdul's jizz got on my leg #MUSLIMRAGE

/sorry. too far I know.
2012-09-18 11:02:30 AM
2 votes:
brawberrys

Also... if no one can draw Mohammed... how does anyone know when they've drawn Mohammed?!


You just blew my mind. What if he's represented by an ASCII character?

☻(PBUH)
2012-09-18 11:01:31 AM
2 votes:
Lost my voice shouting at an embassy. #MUSLIMRAGE
2012-09-18 10:41:34 AM
2 votes:
JackieRabbit       
 
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  2012-09-18 10:19:01 AM  
We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


it's when you have three people and one of them **** in the other's **** so that the **** oozes out around the sides and then the midget **** with the wide end of a dry ***** until everyone ****** in each other's *****.

see we can censor the things that might upset someone and thus create world peace. Of course no one will be able to communicate in any way but that's a small price to pay to avoid made-up butthurt.

\tower of babble
2012-09-18 10:38:34 AM
2 votes:
Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage
GBB
2012-09-18 10:38:01 AM
2 votes:

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Getting dirty looks from co-workers when I point out they have smudge on forehead #ChristianRage
2012-09-18 10:37:22 AM
2 votes:
Starched my underwear again! #MormonRage
2012-09-18 10:31:46 AM
2 votes:

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Takes forever waiting for Hometown Buffet to refill its prime rib. Will result in even chintzier tip to the waitress. #ChristianRage
2012-09-18 10:30:36 AM
2 votes:

atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.


If we can't draw Mohammed, that eliminates half of the men in the Muslim world. #ABDULRAGE
2012-09-18 10:27:52 AM
2 votes:

BokerBill: Muslim rage...
Is that like a kind of dance party?


See  #muslimrave
2012-09-18 10:27:13 AM
2 votes:
A more serious discussion, on twitter? 
i.qkme.me
2012-09-18 10:17:43 AM
2 votes:
I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.
2012-09-18 10:15:57 AM
2 votes:
So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.
2012-09-18 10:15:47 AM
2 votes:
mypetjawa.mu.nu

THIS IS A #MUSLIMRAGE
2012-09-18 10:11:20 AM
2 votes:
Muslim rage...
Is that like a kind of dance party?
2012-09-20 01:39:20 AM
1 votes:

L33t Squirrel: Can't get angry, found inner peace.
#Zen



Took my meds, all is calm now. #quakerrage
2012-09-19 11:23:53 AM
1 votes:

Publikwerks: Daughter is dating a Goy #JEWISHRAGE



Do lesbian Jews date Goyls???
2012-09-19 08:24:51 AM
1 votes:
John Tesh's music really sucks! #NewAge
2012-09-19 05:36:36 AM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: Muslims

Like

Nickleback


Great; you're just trying to keep the cycle of violence going, aren't you? How many lives will be required to atone for your outrageous comments, Infidel?

Also:
Been in a pot too long, now I'm ten days old #Pease PorRidge
2012-09-18 09:07:58 PM
1 votes:
Rosemary and Time #ParsleySage
2012-09-18 04:44:59 PM
1 votes:

Stile4aly: My understanding is that it was a colloquialism of 7th century Arabic, not a subject I'm well versed in.


Mighty proud that you're not letting your ignorance stop you.
2012-09-18 02:37:38 PM
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I thought a rage was the name for a group of Muslims. Like a prude of Christians, a flow of Taoists, or a bank of Jews.


you forgot a "troll of atheists"
2012-09-18 02:19:01 PM
1 votes:
Can't get angry, found inner peace.
#Zen
2012-09-18 01:45:26 PM
1 votes:

Nick Spiceyweiner: I'm just going to go ahead and say this: Mohammed is a dick. There, I said it. Sorry bastard always changes the price of stuff when I go into his Chevron.


and won't let me use my debit card for an item less than $5 #customerRAGE
2012-09-18 01:43:32 PM
1 votes:
img.karaoke-lyrics.net

#AGAINSTTHEMACHINERAGE
2012-09-18 01:36:28 PM
1 votes:
energy from crystals. #newage
2012-09-18 01:24:25 PM
1 votes:
meatball sub sammiches. #pastafarianrage
2012-09-18 01:20:46 PM
1 votes:
no more italian food!? #suasage
2012-09-18 01:13:19 PM
1 votes:
It's impressive how this topic once exposed to Fark quickly went from 'We're all human on the inside tongue-in-cheek' to 'This is what herp actually bederp'.
2012-09-18 01:11:22 PM
1 votes:

Hickory-smoked: Snowflake Tubbybottom: Daughter was raped, had to honor kill her. It' really a shame. #muslimrage

I don't think you actually understand the joke.


I would go with:
Dislocated my shoulder stoning a rape victim. #muslimrage
2012-09-18 01:08:57 PM
1 votes:
Shoving the clogs my parents think I'm too young to wear into the lawnmower. #sabotage

I'm old enough to wear patterns - why must my mom fuss over my clothes? #dotage
2012-09-18 01:03:55 PM
1 votes:

Porous Horace: I think that pic of the Russian space station is fake. #mirage


Its not a mirage #sabotage
2012-09-18 12:37:03 PM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


Aladeen: I trust everything is in there as your manager requested.
Megan Fox: Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex.
Aladeen: That's because she let me aladeen #muslimrage in her face.
2012-09-18 12:31:35 PM
1 votes:
I've got a pounding head ache from reading the non-funny... #Hemorrhage
2012-09-18 12:30:40 PM
1 votes:
Quick! The cameras are rolling! #MUSLIMRAGE
2012-09-18 12:27:34 PM
1 votes:

Hermione_Granger: The tipping point has begun.

People can only be broke, pissed off and angry so long before they get tired of being sick and tired and just go look for the nearest party or make a joke out of anything.

Those two dudes jumping up and down in the back of pick-up just put down their AK-47's and said fark it, let's go chill. I even notice with this a lot white folks lately. They just don't have the energy or even the will to be as racist anymore. It's like fark it, come do the chicken dance and let's just be happy n******s, I mean buddy. And the black folks are like fark it, it's all good. And we drag along some Asians and Latinos for the party and the next thing you know everyone is like fark it, let's just smoke a joint and call it a farking day.

fark Obama, fark Romney, fark all them motha farkas in congress and parliament and dictatorships the world over. fark Wall Street, fark the mothafarkas blowing up and shootin up shiat.

The only way to end these crazy mothafarkas is to laugh them the fark out of existence.

fark it.


Your magazine, I would like to subscribe
2012-09-18 12:24:05 PM
1 votes:
My horse team has the runs again. #AmishRage
2012-09-18 12:23:38 PM
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Girion47: give me doughnuts: atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.

People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.

Are these JRPG's or US RPG's?

Soviet-designed RPG-7s, mostly. Shape-charges wth a self-forging copper penetrater.


Everyone knows that FF7 was the most overrated game of all time.
2012-09-18 12:14:26 PM
1 votes:
The moving finger writes: and, having writ, moves on. #MUSLIMSAGE
2012-09-18 11:57:09 AM
1 votes:

OnlyM3: modesto

>>> Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Fark's islamologist logic:
1 obscure pastor burns a koran,
Reaction > "All chritians and jews are evil scum, deport (or kill) them."

100,000,000 muslims commit hundreds of acts of terrorism, violence, assist in stoning hangings and rapes
Reaction > "Isolated incident!!, but did you see what that one Christian/Jewish guy did?"


You know, you might have had a valid point if, in fact, 100,000,000 muslims were committing hundreds* of acts of terrorism, etc. But, since that's not the case, you just look like a fkucing idiot.

*How do 100 million Muslims commit hundreds of acts? Is that hundreds of acts *each*, or are they really, really, lazy and inept, and even with 100 million, can only get their shiat together hundreds of times?
2012-09-18 11:52:29 AM
1 votes:
Time to leave work so I am bowing out here. Going to go smoke shisha and drink tea with my radical islamist friends. It's really scary and dangerous. Sometimes the the glass is really hot!

It's funny how people from a country with incredibly high rates of violence and incarceration, and something like 200 bases in 80 countries, can be so quick to condemn others as violent radicals. Carry on tho.
2012-09-18 11:50:14 AM
1 votes:
I like that they have an article like this. It's nice to see the perspective of non-retarded muslims.
2012-09-18 11:37:13 AM
1 votes:
modesto

>>> Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?


Fark's islamologist logic:
1 obscure pastor burns a koran,
Reaction > "All chritians and jews are evil scum, deport (or kill) them."

100,000,000 muslims commit hundreds of acts of terrorism, violence, assist in stoning hangings and rapes
Reaction > "Isolated incident!!, but did you see what that one Christian/Jewish guy did?"
2012-09-18 11:29:45 AM
1 votes:
I'm ripping off Killer Instinct, just subbing the characters with dinosaurs and shiat. #PRIMALRAGE
2012-09-18 11:27:20 AM
1 votes:
notatrollorami

>>> ...Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by
>>> the same crowd denouncing this film? ...

I think you started out with a direction in mind but ended up wildly swerving all over the damned road and careening into the ditch. In the aftermath no one can discern your original intent.
It's a simple question and you can't comprehend it? Go upstairs, get the dog off your mom and ask her to explain it to you.
2012-09-18 11:26:24 AM
1 votes:

Hermione_Granger: The tipping point has begun.

People can only be broke, pissed off and angry so long before they get tired of being sick and tired and just go look for the nearest party or make a joke out of anything.

Those two dudes jumping up and down in the back of pick-up just put down their AK-47's and said fark it, let's go chill. I even notice with this a lot white folks lately. They just don't have the energy or even the will to be as racist anymore. It's like fark it, come do the chicken dance and let's just be happy n******s, I mean buddy. And the black folks are like fark it, it's all good. And we drag along some Asians and Latinos for the party and the next thing you know everyone is like fark it, let's just smoke a joint and call it a farking day.

fark Obama, fark Romney, fark all them motha farkas in congress and parliament and dictatorships the world over. fark Wall Street, fark the mothafarkas blowing up and shootin up shiat.

The only way to end these crazy mothafarkas is to laugh them the fark out of existence.

fark it.


I want some of what you are smoking/mainlining.
2012-09-18 11:04:02 AM
1 votes:
Nobody wants to pump me up. #MUSCLEMANRAGE
2012-09-18 11:03:51 AM
1 votes:
The drinks here are watered down and the DJ sucks. #RAVERAGE
2012-09-18 10:55:37 AM
1 votes:

Publikwerks: Daughter is dating a Goy #JEWISHRAGE


As a goy dating a Jewish girl, I like the cut of your jib.

/I also like the cut of your hair
2012-09-18 10:53:51 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Can't hear the Wailing Wall because of all the people making noise. #JEWISHRAGE


Went to a party to have a good time, spent all of my time answering questions about whether I knew any good lawyers and accountants #JewishRage
2012-09-18 10:52:10 AM
1 votes:
Went to a rap club, found out my cotillion dance classes just didn't cut it on the dance floor. #WASPRAGE
2012-09-18 10:51:57 AM
1 votes:

modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Yes i have, how about you?

Writing from Cairo. You're lying.


Writting from America, your lying.

/saudi 91-94
//Kuwait 97-2000
///Blow it out your ass dhimmi
2012-09-18 10:51:06 AM
1 votes:
The gyros at Shawarma King isn't halal. #MuslimRage
2012-09-18 10:47:33 AM
1 votes:
I requested to transfer $10,000 from my ING savings to buy a waverunner, and they told me the funds would be available in 2-3 days. #WASPRAGE
2012-09-18 10:45:34 AM
1 votes:

Bermuda59: We've had #FARKrage for year, just go to the Politics page


What's funny about that statement is that we Politics tabbers have been coming into relevant threads in other tabs trying to educate the rest of you about how all this wasn't caused by those videos since the day it happened. The one time we're more level-headed than the rest of you and none notice it...
2012-09-18 10:44:47 AM
1 votes:
Found out Sea of Galilee wasn't made of wine, even though Jesus walked all over it. #CHRISTIANRAGE
2012-09-18 10:44:12 AM
1 votes:

atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage


Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances
2012-09-18 10:41:54 AM
1 votes:
My lox was not sliced thinly enough and there are no garlic bagels! #JewishRage
2012-09-18 10:40:27 AM
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I thought a rage was the name for a group of Muslims. Like a prude of Christians, a flow of Taoists, or a bank of Jews.


This joke is excellent. You are excellent.
2012-09-18 10:39:37 AM
1 votes:
1/2 a bottle of gin and plenty of tonic. NO LIMES #DrunkenRage
2012-09-18 10:39:23 AM
1 votes:

NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.


I think you started out with a direction in mind but ended up wildly swerving all over the damned road and careening into the ditch. In the aftermath no one can discern your original intent.
2012-09-18 10:39:10 AM
1 votes:

Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


Check out the Canadian show Little Mosque on the Prairie. I think its finished its run now, but there are a few seasons of backwatching

/raised baptist
//believeth not
/// found the show decent enough, if not uproariously funny.
//// Corner Gas was better
2012-09-18 10:34:49 AM
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Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


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2012-09-18 10:32:24 AM
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Savage Bacon: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

Unlubed anal to preserve the hymen for marriage?


Damn it, now i'm going to have that face in my mind the next time the lady and I have relations...

So.... thank you?
2012-09-18 10:32:21 AM
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Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


If only the more normal muslims blew shiat up or hijacked planes or stormed embassies they might get on the news!
2012-09-18 10:28:14 AM
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NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?
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Wow, I don't think anything you just wrote is true. I don't like Barry Obama either, but get your shiat straight ya dope.
2012-09-18 10:27:25 AM
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Lone Stranger: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It's like a donkey punch but you cut off your partners head instead of punching them.


/Or it involves poop in the beard


Do bring Katie Holmes and her sexual preferences into this!
2012-09-18 10:26:38 AM
1 votes:
Ha ha ha ha.

What the hell. Off to Google Translate.

ها ها ها ها ها ها.
2012-09-18 10:20:56 AM
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We've had #FARKrage for year, just go to the Politics page
2012-09-18 10:13:47 AM
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Non-muslims exist. #muslimrage
2012-09-18 10:05:54 AM
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snort
 
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