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2012-09-18 12:15:01 PM

Heron: Zarquon's Flat Tire: I thought a rage was the name for a group of Muslims. Like a prude of Christians, a flow of Taoists, or a bank of Jews.

This joke is excellent. You are excellent.



Don't forget a void of atheists and a bellyfull of Bhuddists.
 
2012-09-18 12:15:20 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Hermione


I was a little high when I wrote that.
 
2012-09-18 12:16:32 PM

atomicmask: You are either willfully stupid, or just cursed with it. Yes, it is alright, especially when said civilians are willing human shields for said militants. Especially when said civilians support the militants. Now you can argue all you like, but ample proof exists that they DO support and endorse the extremists, because the Imams do.

From a gallop pole on the issue

"How much fervor: Gallup polled over 50,000 Muslims across 10 countries and found that, if one defines radicals as those who deemed the 9/11 attacks "completely justified," their number constitutes about 7 percent of the total population. But if one includes Muslims who considered the attacks "largely justified," their ranks jump to 13.5 percent. Adding those who deemed the attacks "somewhat justified" boosts the number of radicals to 36.6 percent."

Now it is safe to assume that quite a few muslims did not tell the truth, perhaps fearing persecution, so I would gage that somewhat justified number at way, way higher.


Why not just include all the Muslims who don't consider the attacks "absolutely unjustified" because they're either with us or against us, right? That way you can get the number north of 50% instead of just imagining that it's "way, way higher" because of your keen Spidey Muzzie sense.

So, congratulations; you've proved some Muslims, perhaps even many Muslims believe stupid things. These people live in third world conditions where their state controlled media uses the US and Israel as a scapegoat for their problems. When these societies throw off the dictators that have oppressed them for 70 years you aren't patient about their first tentative steps towards democracy where mistakes will surely be made, instead you conclude they are incapable of civilization. Your answer to this isn't to try and open up those societies to modernization, but to write them off as hopeless savages. 

PS: Next time you want to pass off Daniel Pipes thinking as your own, you might want to change a few words so that a 5 second google search doesn't reveal your plagarism.
 
2012-09-18 12:18:34 PM

lostcat: atomicmask: pute kisses like a man: people seem to use this term freedom of speech. wtf does it have to do with anything?

why on earth would anyone else give a flying fark about our constitutional protections? it's just the way this country does it, it's not some mandate from the law of the universe. no one else has to give a flying fark about freedom of speech, plus, it only protects you from government censorship... it doesn't protect you from being an ass and pissing people off

You have no concept about the law, or its intended purpose or meaning. It does not protect us from pissing people off, it protects us from violence because we pissed someone off. It is that whole "Civilized society" thing we got going for us. The law exists to protect the few from the many and the weak from the strong. Why on earth should we care if we offend people half way around the world?

The First Amendment protects individuals from laws passed that would restrict what we are allowed to say. It was intended more to let citizens speak out against the government, than to allow people to say whatever they want about any topic.

The freedom of speech also does not include:

- Speech that contains "fighting words" (insulting or abusive language that is likely to cause "an immediate violent response");
- Obscenities;
- Language or communication directed to inciting, producing or urging the commission of a crime;
- Defamation - words or communication that are false and untrue and are intended to injure the character and reputation of another person;
- Abusive, obscene or harassing telephone calls;
- Loud speech and loud noise meant by volume to disturb others or to create a clear and present danger of violence.


I've bolded the relevant point above, which is that saying something that results in the commission of a crime is not protected speech.

Producing a video with the sole intent to disturb shiat, possibly getting American citizens killed, is just willfully negligent, if not cri ...


Seconded. Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes presided over the famous Schenck "yelling fire in a crowded theater" case, and he was famously conservative. If someone just hoping to see commotion could get jail for starting a fatal stampede, then what of a fanatic hoping to start a religious war?
 
2012-09-18 12:21:36 PM
Men with whiskers 'neath their noses oughta kiss like Eskimoses. #BURMARAGE
 
2012-09-18 12:22:48 PM

give me doughnuts: Girion47: give me doughnuts: atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.

People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.

Are these JRPG's or US RPG's?

Soviet-designed RPG-7s, mostly. Shape-charges wth a self-forging copper penetrater.


Oh. So World of Tanks?
 
2012-09-18 12:23:32 PM
Now that my buzz is gone...

I think it's long past time we stopped judging Muslims or whoever by the worst of the people in their society. It would be like everybody judging America by the KKK.

We have to stop listening to the derp and start listening to the reasonable folks.
 
2012-09-18 12:23:38 PM

give me doughnuts: Girion47: give me doughnuts: atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.

People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.

Are these JRPG's or US RPG's?

Soviet-designed RPG-7s, mostly. Shape-charges wth a self-forging copper penetrater.


Everyone knows that FF7 was the most overrated game of all time.
 
2012-09-18 12:24:05 PM
My horse team has the runs again. #AmishRage
 
2012-09-18 12:26:19 PM

Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


"Normal" muslims aren't news.

modesto: Oh yeah? Military, or oil? Just wondering which kind of compound you lived on that stopped you from interacting with locals.

I apologize if you're not lying, but if so, you must have been sequestered to have such a ridiculously black and white view of a complex society.

I could say that the guys running drones bombing weddings represent america, but that would be a bit of an oversimplificaiton, no


You know a lot of loacals in Egypt that were against the deathpenalty for blasphemy? Cause pew polls ont eh subject woudl say you are full of shiat.
 
2012-09-18 12:27:26 PM

liam76: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

"Normal" muslims aren't news.

modesto: Oh yeah? Military, or oil? Just wondering which kind of compound you lived on that stopped you from interacting with locals.

I apologize if you're not lying, but if so, you must have been sequestered to have such a ridiculously black and white view of a complex society.

I could say that the guys running drones bombing weddings represent america, but that would be a bit of an oversimplificaiton, no

You know a lot of loacals in Egypt that were against the deathpenalty for blasphemy? Cause pew polls ont eh subject woudl say you are full of shiat.


is spelling just too difficult for you?
 
2012-09-18 12:27:34 PM

Hermione_Granger: The tipping point has begun.

People can only be broke, pissed off and angry so long before they get tired of being sick and tired and just go look for the nearest party or make a joke out of anything.

Those two dudes jumping up and down in the back of pick-up just put down their AK-47's and said fark it, let's go chill. I even notice with this a lot white folks lately. They just don't have the energy or even the will to be as racist anymore. It's like fark it, come do the chicken dance and let's just be happy n******s, I mean buddy. And the black folks are like fark it, it's all good. And we drag along some Asians and Latinos for the party and the next thing you know everyone is like fark it, let's just smoke a joint and call it a farking day.

fark Obama, fark Romney, fark all them motha farkas in congress and parliament and dictatorships the world over. fark Wall Street, fark the mothafarkas blowing up and shootin up shiat.

The only way to end these crazy mothafarkas is to laugh them the fark out of existence.

fark it.


Your magazine, I would like to subscribe
 
2012-09-18 12:28:22 PM

Hermione_Granger: Now that my buzz is gone...

I think it's long past time we stopped judging Muslims or whoever by the worst of the people in their society. It would be like everybody judging America by the KKK.

We have to stop listening to the derp and start listening to the reasonable folks.


Haven't you been paying attention to atomicmask? There are no reasonable Muslims. I know what you're thinking; "I work with a Muslim guy, he seems nice enough" but that's what he wants you to believe. Beneath the surface, he seethes with rage at your stupid dhimmi face. You can't trust him because if you do then one day he'll invite you to dinner. You'll go to his house thinking about how evolved you are and how you're promoting cultural awareness and then BAM, the old fork in the eye.
 
2012-09-18 12:28:58 PM
you guys hating on strangers in another country know that "the news" is for entertainment purposes only, right?

it's not for forming opinions... that would be a mistake.
 
2012-09-18 12:28:59 PM
You scratched my anchor! #FlyingWASPRage
 
2012-09-18 12:29:27 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and say this: Mohammed is a dick. There, I said it. Sorry bastard always changes the price of stuff when I go into his Chevron.
 
2012-09-18 12:30:40 PM
Quick! The cameras are rolling! #MUSLIMRAGE
 
2012-09-18 12:31:35 PM
I've got a pounding head ache from reading the non-funny... #Hemorrhage
 
2012-09-18 12:32:35 PM

modesto: atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.

Know how i know you're a frightened bigot who has haver been to the middle east?


I want to know, how?
 
2012-09-18 12:33:11 PM
Dunno... #AgnosticRage
 
2012-09-18 12:36:13 PM
lostcat:

I've bolded the relevant point above, which is that saying something that results in the commission of a crime is not protected speech.

Producing a video with the sole intent to disturb shiat, possibly getting American citizens killed, is just willfully negligent, if not criminal, and the asshole responsible should be facing charges.


That's all fine and good, but are you hypothesizing that the creator of the video INTENDED for Americans to get killed by virtue of his film? How can you say or know that unless you're...HIM.

Oh my God, that's it. Your HIM.

*mind blown*
 
2012-09-18 12:36:19 PM
atomicmask

...Please see Turkey, a secular muslim state. Or, perhaps Malaysia or Indonesia...

Ok
_____________
Turkey

ISTANBUL - A woman in the studio audience stands up and, with the spotlight highlighting her covered head, announces to the crowd that her husband abuses her but that she doesn't know how to react and still be a good Muslim.
...
The host of this popular Turkish TV show, "Islam in Our Life," Professor Faruk Beser, is - from his trimmed mustache to his tailored suit - the image of a modern, successful Turkish man. But as he approaches the woman, his answer is far from progressive.

Looking her in the eye, Beser urges the woman to "carry this pain within you and keep living with your husband,"

--and--
On July 2, 1993, after Friday prayers in the local Sunni mosques, a mob of at least 15,000 Islamic fundamentalists spent eight hours besieging a cultural festival that had mainly attracted members of the Alevi community,
--and--
In 1923 when the creation of Turkish Republic was proclaimed, at that time there were 200,000 Jews living on its territory, including 100,000 in Istanbul alone... the subsequent pogroms and persecution triggered a mass Jewish emigration, that reduced the Jewish community by 10 times

...In the 1970s - 1980s anti-Semitic sentiments in Turkey have increased. Anti-Jewish thesises were included even in the programs of some political parties....

...March 2005 the attention of Western media towards Turkey has been drawn due to the fact that the book of Adolf Hitler "Mein Kampf" (Kavgam), as reported by the network of D&R, for the first two months of 2005 has taken the 4th place as the best-selling book in Turkey....

--and--
A June 2008 report by Turkey's Human Rights Directorate says that in Istanbul alone, there is one honour killing every week
--and--
Government figures released in February suggest murders of women increased 14-fold in seven years, from 66 in 2002, to 953 in the first seven months of 2009. In the past seven months, one rights organization has compiled more than 264 cases - nearly one per day - reported in the press in which a woman was killed by a family member, husband, ex-husband, or partner
_____________
Malaysia

...Twenty-nine members of an Islamic sect were charged with treason for looting two army camps last month in the northern state of Perak. The attackers made off with rocket launchers, more than 100 assault rifles, and 1,000 rounds of ammunition. They seized four hostages -- torturing and killing two...
--and--
Eleven Christian churches, a Sikh temple and a mosque have been attacked in violence
--and--
...Malaysia - The Metro Tabernacle Church, a storefront with metal shutters, sits gutted, black smoke stains on the concrete pillars bearing witness to the intense fire that destroyed the property.

The attacks on this and more than a dozen other houses of worship in January...

...This year Malaysia has seen the firebombing or vandalizing of 11 churches, two Muslim prayer halls, a mosque, the offices of the Catholic newspaper's attorneys and a Sikh temple.

"It's not just an issue of religious tolerance; after all, mainstream Malaysians are pretty tolerant people," said Norani Othman, a sociologist and founding member of SIS Forum Malaysia, a Muslim women's organization. "The silent majority has kept silent while the government keeps pandering to a minority of loudmouths."...

--and--
Tian Chua, an opposition politician with the People's Justice Party, says the government made the situation worse by urging Muslims to take to the street in protest against the court's decision.
* which resulted in violence and arson.
--and--
...So while a non-Muslim husband can be charged for raping his wife, a Muslim husband will only charged with "ill-treatment of wife" under the Syariah Family Enactment.
--and--
A MALAYSIAN state plans to recruit "spies" from the public to snoop on unmarried lovers and report them to Islamic religious authorities.
The Terengganu State Government plans to enlist the part-time spies to look out for un-Islamic behaviour

_____________
Indonesia

Global Campaign to Stop Killing and Stoning Women! (SKSW Campaign) join their allies in Indonesia in continuing to call for the repeal of a law (or 'qanun') passed by the Aceh Legislative Council (DPRD) on Monday 14 September 2009, that expands the range of violent punishments for alleged moral and sexual transgressions, including stoning to death for "adultery" and 100 lashes for homosexuality.
--and--
When a girl is taken - usually by her mother - to a free circumcision event held each spring in Bandung, Indonesia, she is handed over to a small group of women who, swiftly and yet with apparent affection, cut off a small piece of her genitals
--and--
...officers belonging to a special Shariah police unit stop women on the street who do not have their head scarves properly adjusted and often impose fines. In some instances, women have been publicly whipped for being caught in public with men who are not their husbands...
--and--
Caned for adultery

...thousands died in a long-running insurgency....

...Television footage showed first the man and then the woman, both dressed in white, given nine and seven strokes respectively with a rattan stick on a platform surrounded by a jeering crowd in the compound of the Kasik Putih mosque...



So tolerant. So peaceful.
 
2012-09-18 12:37:03 PM

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


Aladeen: I trust everything is in there as your manager requested.
Megan Fox: Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex.
Aladeen: That's because she let me aladeen #muslimrage in her face.
 
2012-09-18 12:37:46 PM

Girion47: is spelling just too difficult for you?


Nope, just typing.


Nick Spiceyweiner: modesto: atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.

Know how i know you're a frightened bigot who has haver been to the middle east?

I want to know, how?


modesto is really dishing out a lot about his first hand knowledge of the ME without really explaining his knowledge.
 
2012-09-18 12:37:49 PM

OnlyM3: notatrollorami

>>> ...Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by
>>> the same crowd denouncing this film? ...

I think you started out with a direction in mind but ended up wildly swerving all over the damned road and careening into the ditch. In the aftermath no one can discern your original intent. It's a simple question and you can't comprehend it? Go upstairs, get the dog off your mom and ask her to explain it to you.


Whoa, boy, I guess I didn't realize I was out of my depth when I made fun of your muddled original post. How was I to have foretold the uniquely inspired rebuttal to come. Not only have you implied that I live in my parents basement but also, OMFGLOL, that my mother is into bestiality. Your razor sharp mind and rapier wit are simply too much for me; I yield in the face of your brilliance.

////I can only assume you're in high school; if that is the case please take a debate class.
 
2012-09-18 12:44:29 PM
My blanket isn't big enough to cover my shoulders and my feet at the same time. #coverage
 
2012-09-18 12:45:09 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com

#FACERAGE
 
2012-09-18 12:47:15 PM

whenIsayGO: atomicmask: I want them to say that non-muslims have that right, the same way jews think non-jews are alright to eat shellfish. I want them to admit that the rules of islam do not apply to everyone in the world, just to muslims.

This is something Christians need a little work on, too. I'm not offended if you want to silently judge my actions and laugh at me because you're so sure I'm going to hell, and I won't tell you to stop believing in things you want to believe, but please don't try to make your faith into law which I have to follow.


As an increasingly (hopefully) committed Christian, I totally agree. Even Jesus would agree with you. Christianity is freedom to believe what you want to believe, and forgiveness for your sins, if you are truly repentant.

I've lived with Jesus in my heart, and without. My only regret is not fully trusting him sooner.
 
2012-09-18 12:47:24 PM
How do Muslim women go swimming?

They wear a burkini. (No joke.)

http://www.google.com/search?q=burkini&tbm=isch
 
2012-09-18 12:49:43 PM

Heron: Bermuda59: We've had #FARKrage for year, just go to the Politics page

What's funny about that statement is that we Politics tabbers have been coming into relevant threads in other tabs trying to educate the rest of you about how all this wasn't caused by those videos since the day it happened. The one time we're more level-headed than the rest of you and none notice it...


Yeah, right... "wolf" he said.
 
2012-09-18 12:52:43 PM

susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances


susansto-helit: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

You're talking to someone who has been a women's and children's rights activist for more than a decade. Historically, we're humorless types. When even I think you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread, believe me, you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread. 

/Frances


I thought the joke was funny, Frances. Slowly remove the stick from your buttocks.
 
2012-09-18 12:52:50 PM

OnlyM3: notatrollorami

>>> ...Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by
>>> the same crowd denouncing this film? ...

I think you started out with a direction in mind but ended up wildly swerving all over the damned road and careening into the ditch. In the aftermath no one can discern your original intent. It's a simple question and you can't comprehend it? Go upstairs, get the dog off your mom and ask her to explain it to you.


Seriously choked on my coffee. Friggin' hilarious.
 
2012-09-18 12:56:13 PM

Gone In 26 Minutes: give me doughnuts: Girion47: give me doughnuts: atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.

People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.

Are these JRPG's or US RPG's?

Soviet-designed RPG-7s, mostly. Shape-charges wth a self-forging copper penetrater.

Oh. So World of Tanks?


No. World of Burning Consular Vehicles With Dead State Department Personnel Inside.
 
2012-09-18 12:57:27 PM

Canton: Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?


They also don't tend to run around killing people, so survival doesn't depend on staying clear of normal people as much.

/likes to know which are normal people and which are murdering thugs
//apparently this makes me a paranoid Islamophobe
 
2012-09-18 01:01:11 PM

Elegy: Abdul married an 8 year old! #MuslimHappiness

/just stirring the pot


So...WTF was up there? A drone? The ISS? An apparition of Muhammed?
 
2012-09-18 01:02:59 PM
Construction keeps me out of my favourite drinking establishment. #barrage

Thunderstorms every day of my vacation in France. #horage

I think that pic of the Russian space station is fake. #mirage

I've been around long enough that it's legal for me to take nude picture of myself. #image
 
2012-09-18 01:03:55 PM

Porous Horace: I think that pic of the Russian space station is fake. #mirage


Its not a mirage #sabotage
 
2012-09-18 01:08:57 PM
Shoving the clogs my parents think I'm too young to wear into the lawnmower. #sabotage

I'm old enough to wear patterns - why must my mom fuss over my clothes? #dotage
 
2012-09-18 01:09:58 PM

OnlyM3: atomicmask

...Please see Turkey, a secular muslim state. Or, perhaps Malaysia or Indonesia...
Ok
_____________
Turkey

ISTANBUL - A woman in the studio audience stands up and, with the spotlight highlighting her covered head, announces to the crowd that her husband abuses her but that she doesn't know how to react and still be a good Muslim.
...
The host of this popular Turkish TV show, "Islam in Our Life," Professor Faruk Beser, is - from his trimmed mustache to his tailored suit - the image of a modern, successful Turkish man. But as he approaches the woman, his answer is far from progressive.

Looking her in the eye, Beser urges the woman to "carry this pain within you and keep living with your husband,"
--and--
On July 2, 1993, after Friday prayers in the local Sunni mosques, a mob of at least 15,000 Islamic fundamentalists spent eight hours besieging a cultural festival that had mainly attracted members of the Alevi community,
--and--
In 1923 when the creation of Turkish Republic was proclaimed, at that time there were 200,000 Jews living on its territory, including 100,000 in Istanbul alone... the subsequent pogroms and persecution triggered a mass Jewish emigration, that reduced the Jewish community by 10 times

...In the 1970s - 1980s anti-Semitic sentiments in Turkey have increased. Anti-Jewish thesises were included even in the programs of some political parties....

...March 2005 the attention of Western media towards Turkey has been drawn due to the fact that the book of Adolf Hitler "Mein Kampf" (Kavgam), as reported by the network of D&R, for the first two months of 2005 has taken the 4th place as the best-selling book in Turkey....
--and--
A June 2008 report by Turkey's Human Rights Directorate says that in Istanbul alone, there is one honour killing every week
--and--
Government figures released in February suggest murders of women increased 14-fold in seven years, from 66 in 2002, to 953 in the first seven months of 2009. In the past seven months, ...


The sad thing is, these ARE the best examples of westernized and modern muslim nations. If people notice, when muslims immigrate they do not try to update themselves, they just try to tear down and create as equal of shiat hole as where ever they just left.
 
2012-09-18 01:10:20 PM

atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

You're talking to someone who has been a women's and children's rights activist for more than a decade. Historically, we're humorless types. When even I think you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread, believe me, you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread. 

/Frances

I am shiatting all over muslims, because i do not find the nazi`esque ideology funny, nor do I find the lame attempts at humor to mask an overall general evil in their culture funny. Don't like it, you can piss off.


Aren't you edgy and cool.
 
2012-09-18 01:11:22 PM

Hickory-smoked: Snowflake Tubbybottom: Daughter was raped, had to honor kill her. It' really a shame. #muslimrage

I don't think you actually understand the joke.


I would go with:
Dislocated my shoulder stoning a rape victim. #muslimrage
 
2012-09-18 01:12:29 PM
Being Moslam myself, I'm getting a ki...wait.. a RAGE OUT OF THIS!!!
 
2012-09-18 01:13:02 PM

give me doughnuts: Girion47: give me doughnuts: atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.

People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.

Are these JRPG's or US RPG's?

Soviet-designed RPG-7s, mostly. Shape-charges wth a self-forging copper penetrater.


Meh, let me know when they manage to get PPGs.
 
2012-09-18 01:13:19 PM
It's impressive how this topic once exposed to Fark quickly went from 'We're all human on the inside tongue-in-cheek' to 'This is what herp actually bederp'.
 
2012-09-18 01:13:43 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

You're talking to someone who has been a women's and children's rights activist for more than a decade. Historically, we're humorless types. When even I think you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread, believe me, you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread. 

/Frances

I am shiatting all over muslims, because i do not find the nazi`esque ideology funny, nor do I find the lame attempts at humor to mask an overall general evil in their culture funny. Don't like it, you can piss off.

Aren't you edgy and cool.


Who is trying to be Edgy, I am telling the truth. Sorry to ruin your PC happy we are the world everybody hold hands and kiss ass moment, but islam is a cancer.
 
2012-09-18 01:14:51 PM

modesto: Tech folks, is there any way I can show where I'm connecting from?

Oh forget it. Carry on being simple minded and afraid.


This will do it, if you're still interested.
 
2012-09-18 01:19:25 PM

TrixieDelite: Elegy: Abdul married an 8 year old! #MuslimHappiness

/just stirring the pot

So...WTF was up there? A drone? The ISS? An apparition of Muhammed?


Meh, wish I had a witty reply just for you. But I don't. I just wanted to subtly point out that #MuslimRage looks surprisingly similar to #MuslimHappiness, all while providing the deliciously xenophobic image of a bunch of swarthy, turbaned men hanging out in a walled villa with their mercedes and beemers, firing their automatic weapons into the air for no good reason.

/as I said, stirring the pot just to stir
//What a boring day at work
 
2012-09-18 01:20:46 PM
no more italian food!? #suasage
 
2012-09-18 01:22:07 PM
My braids are too tight and this dirt keeps getting on my hooves. #dressage
 
2012-09-18 01:22:25 PM
Next time there is a thread where people are bashing Christians and someone objects, I'll just use this:

I am shiatting all over muslimsChristians, because i do not find the nazi`esque ideology funny, nor do I find the lame attempts at humor to mask an overall general evil in their culture funny. Don't like it, you can piss off.


Good for the goose...
 
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