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2012-09-18 11:40:08 AM  

EyeballKid: I'm ripping off Killer Instinct, just subbing the characters with dinosaurs and shiat. #PRIMALRAGE


#ShaqFuRAGE
 
2012-09-18 11:40:28 AM  

modesto: atomicmask: modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Yes i have, how about you?

Writing from Cairo. You're lying.

Writting from America, your lying.

/saudi 91-94
//Kuwait 97-2000
///Blow it out your ass dhimmi

Oh yeah? Military, or oil? Just wondering which kind of compound you lived on that stopped you from interacting with locals.

I apologize if you're not lying, but if so, you must have been sequestered to have such a ridiculously black and white view of a complex society.

I could say that the guys running drones bombing weddings represent america, but that would be a bit of an oversimplificaiton, no?

You could say that, but then you would just be showing how retarded you are for trying to equate the two.

Our mass murder is....righteous and excusable? Explain why.

Let me explain a bit about islamic fighting tactics...

they like to hide combatants in schools, mosques, weddings, crowds of people, and fight from these positions. They abuse our notions of right and wrong, they use the fact that we value life to their advantage. Hezbollah did it against israel by firing mortars from schools, insurgents do it in iraq and Afghanistan by firing from Mosques and weddings...

I think it is perfectly alright to drop a bomb on a wedding if a group of islamic fundamentalists are fighting from that position, and the wedding goers do not have enough common sense to run for the farking hills.

So the death of 4 representatives of our actual government (may they RIP) at the hands of militants is enough to justify a blanket condemnation of the muslim wo ...


You are either willfully stupid, or just cursed with it. Yes, it is alright, especially when said civilians are willing human shields for said militants. Especially when said civilians support the militants. Now you can argue all you like, but ample proof exists that they DO support and endorse the extremists, because the Imams do.

From a gallop pole on the issue

"How much fervor: Gallup polled over 50,000 Muslims across 10 countries and found that, if one defines radicals as those who deemed the 9/11 attacks "completely justified," their number constitutes about 7 percent of the total population. But if one includes Muslims who considered the attacks "largely justified," their ranks jump to 13.5 percent. Adding those who deemed the attacks "somewhat justified" boosts the number of radicals to 36.6 percent."

Now it is safe to assume that quite a few muslims did not tell the truth, perhaps fearing persecution, so I would gage that somewhat justified number at way, way higher.
 
2012-09-18 11:40:37 AM  

CheekyMonkey: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrageDecaf. Look into it./the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

'Pedophilia' is sufficiently specific already. No need to further divide it into 'Muslim pedophilia', 'Catholic pedophilia' or 'BSA pedophilia'.


I disagree. Catholic pedophilia has the added nuance of using the vast resources of the church to move around its practitioners like balls in a shell game while refusing to cooperate with authorities.

They've really earned the distinction in my book.
 
2012-09-18 11:41:35 AM  

atomicmask: trappedspirit: atomicmask: I want them to say that non-muslims have that right, the same way jews think non-jews are alright to eat shellfish. I want them to admit that the rules of islam do not apply to everyone in the world, just to muslims.

How about we focus on getting them to stop killing people over it. I couldn't care less about whether or not they feel that I am going to be judged by God according to the law as they know it, regardless of my beliefs. Similarly I couldn't give two shiats that Jews think it's alright for me to eat what I want. Muslims might think that there are certain laws that apply to everyone or not. I don't care. Just don't be enforcing that tribal schwankhalla.

That is the rub, that is exactly why I want them to admit what I said. If they can admit not everyone follows islamic law, not everyone is under sharia, not everyone is under the commandments of mohammed, we can get them to stop killing. But I doubt they ever will, hell, most of the time you cant even find a moderate muslim willing to admit that jews deserve to live.


That is the fine thing about "belief".
Trumps all reality.
 
2012-09-18 11:41:36 AM  

NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.


You must be the shiat at a party.
 
2012-09-18 11:43:40 AM  
i.imgur.com

"Have a quad. None of them work. #Genophrage"
 
2012-09-18 11:43:51 AM  

Drew P Balls: CheekyMonkey: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrageDecaf. Look into it./the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

'Pedophilia' is sufficiently specific already. No need to further divide it into 'Muslim pedophilia', 'Catholic pedophilia' or 'BSA pedophilia'.

I disagree. Catholic pedophilia has the added nuance of using the vast resources of the church to move around its practitioners like balls in a shell game while refusing to cooperate with authorities.

They've really earned the distinction in my book.


Or, if you live in Yemen, you get the support of the government even when your child bride dies!

Link
 
2012-09-18 11:44:54 AM  
SOCKS! I HATE SOCKS! #9YEAROLDCHRISTMASRAGE
 
2012-09-18 11:45:03 AM  

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


When the man reaches an orgasm so intense it must be a sign from Allah, only to find out she came first... 

//or the sheep came first, depending on the region...
 
2012-09-18 11:45:14 AM  

trippdogg: NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.

You must be the shiat at a party.


I remember the butthurt here when The Last Temptation of Christ was released in 1988.
Not much difference, EXCEPT for the violence.
 
2012-09-18 11:46:34 AM  
Eh, I got nothing #ZENRAGE
 
2012-09-18 11:47:04 AM  

snocone: trippdogg: NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.

You must be the shiat at a party.

I remember the butthurt here when The Last Temptation of Christ was released in 1988.
Not much difference, EXCEPT for the violence.


And that is the only difference that matters.
 
Biv
2012-09-18 11:48:24 AM  
Mother is human, dad is an angel. No one to play ball with.
#NephilimRage
 
2012-09-18 11:49:09 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I thought a rage was the name for a group of Muslims. Like a prude of Christians, a flow of Taoists, or a bank of Jews.


you owe me a keyboard and two monitors.
 
2012-09-18 11:49:25 AM  

snocone: I remember the butthurt here when The Last Temptation of Christ was released in 1988.
Not much difference, EXCEPT for the violence.


didn't someone bomb a theater in france that showed that movie?

/ so, uh, there was some violence, i think a dozen people were seriously injuried
 
2012-09-18 11:49:57 AM  

atomicmask: And that is the only difference that matters.


Some French Christian fundamentalists firebombed a screening of The Last Temptation of Christ, injuring thirteen.
 
2012-09-18 11:50:14 AM  
I like that they have an article like this. It's nice to see the perspective of non-retarded muslims.
 
2012-09-18 11:52:01 AM  

Steve McQueen's Motorcycle: Private_Citizen: I read a good article that pointed out the media here focuses on the Muslim crazies, and ignores the moderates - even when those moderates are the majority.

It would be like Al Jazera saying the Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK spoke for all Americans. It may sell papers or drive pageviews - but it's deceptive, and it makes real dialog difficult.

Typical Westboro protest group turnout:

[www.theintelligencer.net image 410x308]

Typical KKK rally turnout:

[cubiyanqui.files.wordpress.com image 300x238]

Just the latest, weekly Muslim rage turnout:

[static.ibnlive.in.com image 630x420]


Wow, those people in the first pic are awfully worked up over the price of Busch 24 packs.
 
2012-09-18 11:52:15 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: atomicmask: And that is the only difference that matters.

Some French Christian fundamentalists firebombed a screening of The Last Temptation of Christ, injuring thirteen.


well, you may have provided better information, but i was 20 seconds faster
 
2012-09-18 11:52:29 AM  
Time to leave work so I am bowing out here. Going to go smoke shisha and drink tea with my radical islamist friends. It's really scary and dangerous. Sometimes the the glass is really hot!

It's funny how people from a country with incredibly high rates of violence and incarceration, and something like 200 bases in 80 countries, can be so quick to condemn others as violent radicals. Carry on tho.
 
2012-09-18 11:53:54 AM  
Muslim joke from another thread:

You can't call out for your lost child named Jihad at the airport.

Or some sort of semantics like that.
Yea, they are people too.
 
2012-09-18 11:56:08 AM  

modesto: Time to leave work so I am bowing out here. Going to go smoke shisha and drink tea with my radical islamist friends. It's really scary and dangerous. Sometimes the the glass is really hot!

It's funny how people from a country with incredibly high rates of violence and incarceration, and something like 200 bases in 80 countries, can be so quick to condemn others as violent radicals. Carry on tho.


That Forever War dealeo is about oil, money and power.
Not religeon.
 
2012-09-18 11:56:47 AM  
Not enough milk for my cereal. #mueslixrage
 
2012-09-18 11:57:09 AM  

OnlyM3: modesto

>>> Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Fark's islamologist logic:
1 obscure pastor burns a koran,
Reaction > "All chritians and jews are evil scum, deport (or kill) them."

100,000,000 muslims commit hundreds of acts of terrorism, violence, assist in stoning hangings and rapes
Reaction > "Isolated incident!!, but did you see what that one Christian/Jewish guy did?"


You know, you might have had a valid point if, in fact, 100,000,000 muslims were committing hundreds* of acts of terrorism, etc. But, since that's not the case, you just look like a fkucing idiot.

*How do 100 million Muslims commit hundreds of acts? Is that hundreds of acts *each*, or are they really, really, lazy and inept, and even with 100 million, can only get their shiat together hundreds of times?
 
2012-09-18 11:58:19 AM  

modesto: It's funny how people from a country with incredibly high rates of violence and incarceration, and something like 200 bases in 80 countries, can be so quick to condemn others as violent radicals. Carry on tho.


Yep because we are happy about the incredibly high rates of violence here, and never criticize it. You obviously have a a very sharp mind. :)
 
2012-09-18 11:58:49 AM  

WhoGAS: I like that they have an article like this. It's nice to see the perspective of non-retarded muslims.


So, most of them.
 
2012-09-18 11:59:21 AM  
My Thanksgiving stuffing doesn't taste right. #NEEDSMORESAGE
 
2012-09-18 11:59:29 AM  
 
2012-09-18 12:00:11 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: modesto: It's funny how people from a country with incredibly high rates of violence and incarceration, and something like 200 bases in 80 countries, can be so quick to condemn others as violent radicals. Carry on tho.

Yep because we are happy about the incredibly high rates of violence here, and never criticize it. You obviously have a a very sharp mind. :)


Go read up on "Plankeye syndrome"
 
2012-09-18 12:00:53 PM  

OnlyM3: 100,000,000 muslims commit hundreds of acts of terrorism


How exactly do 100 million Muslims commit hundreds of acts of terrorism? That would be one million Muslims actually committing each act! How do they coordinate it? Set up all the logistics? How do they divide up the roles among a million active participants? That must be a big planning room!
 
2012-09-18 12:01:51 PM  
eldezod beat me to it!
 
2012-09-18 12:02:29 PM  

atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.


People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.
 
2012-09-18 12:02:58 PM  

atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

You're talking to someone who has been a women's and children's rights activist for more than a decade. Historically, we're humorless types. When even I think you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread, believe me, you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread. 

/Frances

I am shiatting all over muslims, because i do not find the nazi`esque ideology funny, nor do I find the lame attempts at humor to mask an overall general evil in their culture funny. Don't like it, you can piss off.


Muslim "Nazi-esque" ideology? As opposed to 'Murrican breast-beating flag-waving mouth-breathing inbred impotent "Mexicans go home" "Obama wants to take our guns" "blacks were happier as slaves" ideology?

/sock-puppet
 
2012-09-18 12:04:26 PM  
As stupid a thing as that video is and how reprehensible I find its release, I would never allow the government to silence speech because a religious minority demands it. This is my reason:
upload.wikimedia.org

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Robert Lopez: true defenders of freedom
 
2012-09-18 12:04:54 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-18 12:04:56 PM  

flucto: "Lost your kid Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him. - #MuslimRage"

now that's funny


Agreed

I said ROFLMAO on the Internet, but in reality I just smirked.
 
2012-09-18 12:05:51 PM  
Daughter was raped, had to honor kill her. It' really a shame. #muslimrage
 
2012-09-18 12:06:02 PM  
Most of the violence is directed at other Muslims. I don't think they are too happy about it either.
 
2012-09-18 12:06:07 PM  

give me doughnuts: atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.

People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.


Are these JRPG's or US RPG's?
 
2012-09-18 12:06:11 PM  

Steve McQueen's Motorcycle: Private_Citizen: I read a good article that pointed out the media here focuses on the Muslim crazies, and ignores the moderates - even when those moderates are the majority.

It would be like Al Jazera saying the Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK spoke for all Americans. It may sell papers or drive pageviews - but it's deceptive, and it makes real dialog difficult.

Typical Westboro protest group turnout:

[www.theintelligencer.net image 410x308]

Typical KKK rally turnout:

[cubiyanqui.files.wordpress.com image 300x238]

Just the latest, weekly Muslim rage turnout:

[static.ibnlive.in.com image 630x420]


i suppose the facts that westboro baptist is a tiny church and the kkk faded into irrelevancy several decades ago, while there are about a billion and a half muslims in this world, would have something to do with that seemingly lopsided turnout
 
2012-09-18 12:07:15 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Go read up on "Plankeye syndrome"


So if we criticize violence at home, that makes us hypocrites for criticizing violence any where else? I see this more as a violent person vs non-violent person issue. Not U.S. vs. Evil muslim country like you do. So yeah, I will criticize violence. You will defend it.
 
2012-09-18 12:07:44 PM  
An aweful lot of people here are focusing on the violence aspect. Not trolling, but I wonder who has a higher civilian body count: foreign militaries on Muslim soil, or Muslim extremists on foreign soil (hint: it's not even close).

/Please note many civilian deaths in Muslim countries are caused by Muslim extremists. Which is why the majority of Muslims don't like the extremists - but are scared to speak out.
 
2012-09-18 12:08:23 PM  

gja: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

The beast with 2 Burkhas?


I don't think he was talking about your mom
 
2012-09-18 12:09:49 PM  

Snowflake Tubbybottom: Daughter was raped, had to honor kill her. It' really a shame. #muslimrage


I don't think you actually understand the joke.
 
2012-09-18 12:10:55 PM  

atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.


Umm the whole point of the original rage is that drawing likenesses of Mohammed (or any person really, I believe you will see very few faces in Islamic art) is forebidden in their culture. Muslims arent supposed to draw Mohammed. I think most non-extremist Muslims probably just take care that they are following their faith (and they can laugh about it) and dont get up in arms about what non-muslims do or else you would have seen more Muslims protesting this week.
 
2012-09-18 12:11:04 PM  

Girion47: give me doughnuts: atomicmask: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.

People sitting in their offices working isn't a news story.
People shooting RPGs at an ambassador is.

Are these JRPG's or US RPG's?


Soviet-designed RPG-7s, mostly. Shape-charges wth a self-forging copper penetrater.
 
2012-09-18 12:11:45 PM  
"Ajeez hoksild hokypoky i saqkdh c havegas d hhdjsahydff llallak sks lalmlah ahahaa jsu! In jebus' name, Amen." #HolyRollerRage
 
2012-09-18 12:13:21 PM  
Joe Blowme

I can't help notice you haven't answered modesto's question; Were in the region as a military contractor, oil guy, or for some other reason? It seems like the answer to that would be highly relevant to the kind of relationship you would have with the locals.
 
2012-09-18 12:13:57 PM  

indig0c0gnito: "Ajeez hoksild hokypoky i saqkdh c havegas d hhdjsahydff llallak sks lalmlah ahahaa jsu! In jebus' name, Amen." #HolyRollerRage


Less spittle; more snakes.
 
2012-09-18 12:14:26 PM  
The moving finger writes: and, having writ, moves on. #MUSLIMSAGE
 
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