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2012-09-18 10:38:40 AM  
Muslim rage is the bestest rage.
 
2012-09-18 10:38:41 AM  

Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?


Those ARE normal muslims
 
2012-09-18 10:39:10 AM  

Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


Check out the Canadian show Little Mosque on the Prairie. I think its finished its run now, but there are a few seasons of backwatching

/raised baptist
//believeth not
/// found the show decent enough, if not uproariously funny.
//// Corner Gas was better
 
2012-09-18 10:39:23 AM  

NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.


I think you started out with a direction in mind but ended up wildly swerving all over the damned road and careening into the ditch. In the aftermath no one can discern your original intent.
 
2012-09-18 10:39:37 AM  
1/2 a bottle of gin and plenty of tonic. NO LIMES #DrunkenRage
 
2012-09-18 10:39:38 AM  
How do you say the following phrases in Pashto?

"Git r done."

"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."

"Redneck."

"Who is on first?" ('first' as in first base in baseball)

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"My hovercraft is full of eels."
 
2012-09-18 10:39:54 AM  

deffuse: deffuse: Lone Stranger: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It's like a donkey punch but you cut off your partners head instead of punching them.


/Or it involves poop in the beard

Don't bring Katie Holmes and her sexual preferences into this!


I liked it the original way better.
 
2012-09-18 10:40:27 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I thought a rage was the name for a group of Muslims. Like a prude of Christians, a flow of Taoists, or a bank of Jews.


This joke is excellent. You are excellent.
 
2012-09-18 10:41:34 AM  
JackieRabbit       
 
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  2012-09-18 10:19:01 AM  
We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


it's when you have three people and one of them **** in the other's **** so that the **** oozes out around the sides and then the midget **** with the wide end of a dry ***** until everyone ****** in each other's *****.

see we can censor the things that might upset someone and thus create world peace. Of course no one will be able to communicate in any way but that's a small price to pay to avoid made-up butthurt.

\tower of babble
 
2012-09-18 10:41:52 AM  

Savage Bacon: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

Unlubed anal to preserve the hymen for marriage?

[www.musikchan.com image 360x284]


Smegma swapping for Allah
 
2012-09-18 10:41:54 AM  
My lox was not sliced thinly enough and there are no garlic bagels! #JewishRage
 
2012-09-18 10:42:12 AM  

Deep Contact: Muslim Rage...good name for a rock band.
[static1.businessinsider.com image 590x393]


Why not Amish Rage out of Corvallis, Oregon?

And then there's Amish road rage:

blog.davidhoyle.com

Finally, there's Quaker Rage:

chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-18 10:42:15 AM  

atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.


So the creator of the universe told them that no one should make an image of mohammed and your complaint is that they don't say that it's ok for people to make an image of mohammed? I don't think ... there ... oh wtf

i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-18 10:43:17 AM  

Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims


Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?
 
2012-09-18 10:44:12 AM  

atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage


Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances
 
2012-09-18 10:44:47 AM  
Found out Sea of Galilee wasn't made of wine, even though Jesus walked all over it. #CHRISTIANRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:45:10 AM  

trappedspirit: atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.

So the creator of the universe told them that no one should make an image of mohammed and your complaint is that they don't say that it's ok for people to make an image of mohammed? I don't think ... there ... oh wtf

[i141.photobucket.com image 342x538]


I want them to say that non-muslims have that right, the same way jews think non-jews are alright to eat shellfish. I want them to admit that the rules of islam do not apply to everyone in the world, just to muslims.
 
2012-09-18 10:45:34 AM  

Bermuda59: We've had #FARKrage for year, just go to the Politics page


What's funny about that statement is that we Politics tabbers have been coming into relevant threads in other tabs trying to educate the rest of you about how all this wasn't caused by those videos since the day it happened. The one time we're more level-headed than the rest of you and none notice it...
 
2012-09-18 10:45:52 AM  

susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances


muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.
 
2012-09-18 10:46:14 AM  

atomicmask: pute kisses like a man: people seem to use this term freedom of speech. wtf does it have to do with anything?

why on earth would anyone else give a flying fark about our constitutional protections? it's just the way this country does it, it's not some mandate from the law of the universe. no one else has to give a flying fark about freedom of speech, plus, it only protects you from government censorship... it doesn't protect you from being an ass and pissing people off

You have no concept about the law, or its intended purpose or meaning. It does not protect us from pissing people off, it protects us from violence because we pissed someone off. It is that whole "Civilized society" thing we got going for us. The law exists to protect the few from the many and the weak from the strong. Why on earth should we care if we offend people half way around the world?


The First Amendment protects individuals from laws passed that would restrict what we are allowed to say. It was intended more to let citizens speak out against the government, than to allow people to say whatever they want about any topic.

The freedom of speech also does not include:

- Speech that contains "fighting words" (insulting or abusive language that is likely to cause "an immediate violent response");
- Obscenities;
- Language or communication directed to inciting, producing or urging the commission of a crime;
- Defamation - words or communication that are false and untrue and are intended to injure the character and reputation of another person;
- Abusive, obscene or harassing telephone calls;
- Loud speech and loud noise meant by volume to disturb others or to create a clear and present danger of violence.


I've bolded the relevant point above, which is that saying something that results in the commission of a crime is not protected speech.

Producing a video with the sole intent to disturb shiat, possibly getting American citizens killed, is just willfully negligent, if not criminal, and the asshole responsible should be facing charges.
 
2012-09-18 10:47:08 AM  
Went to the Holy Land to find Jesus, and only found a bunch of bald guys in monk outfits #ChristianRage.

/I'm gonna have to work on this
//not as much material that would work in a society where Christians dominate
 
2012-09-18 10:47:33 AM  
I requested to transfer $10,000 from my ING savings to buy a waverunner, and they told me the funds would be available in 2-3 days. #WASPRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:48:23 AM  

modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?


Yes i have, how about you?
 
2012-09-18 10:49:17 AM  

lostcat: atomicmask: pute kisses like a man: people seem to use this term freedom of speech. wtf does it have to do with anything?

why on earth would anyone else give a flying fark about our constitutional protections? it's just the way this country does it, it's not some mandate from the law of the universe. no one else has to give a flying fark about freedom of speech, plus, it only protects you from government censorship... it doesn't protect you from being an ass and pissing people off

You have no concept about the law, or its intended purpose or meaning. It does not protect us from pissing people off, it protects us from violence because we pissed someone off. It is that whole "Civilized society" thing we got going for us. The law exists to protect the few from the many and the weak from the strong. Why on earth should we care if we offend people half way around the world?

The First Amendment protects individuals from laws passed that would restrict what we are allowed to say. It was intended more to let citizens speak out against the government, than to allow people to say whatever they want about any topic.

The freedom of speech also does not include:

- Speech that contains "fighting words" (insulting or abusive language that is likely to cause "an immediate violent response");
- Obscenities;
- Language or communication directed to inciting, producing or urging the commission of a crime;
- Defamation - words or communication that are false and untrue and are intended to injure the character and reputation of another person;
- Abusive, obscene or harassing telephone calls;
- Loud speech and loud noise meant by volume to disturb others or to create a clear and present danger of violence.


I've bolded the relevant point above, which is that saying something that results in the commission of a crime is not protected speech.

Producing a video with the sole intent to disturb shiat, possibly getting American citizens killed, is just willfully negligent, if not cri ...


Fantastic, your post has made me angry and im about to go commit a crime to show how mad I am, welcome to being my accomplice!


Again you have no concept of how the law works. How did that video uge the comission of a crime, especially a crime that happened across the world by unrelated individuals? Again, just critiquing or making satire about mohammed and islam?! Really? Sounds like Islam has become a protected religion in your mind..
 
2012-09-18 10:49:28 AM  

brawberrys: Wait?!?! Whos that hugging Jesus?!?

Why does noone ever remember this....


It aways kind of irritated me that south park pussed out when it came to the mohammed episode. They trash everyone elses religion. I guess they figured no one from the other religions might try to kill them over a cartoon. Same goes for family guy.
 
2012-09-18 10:49:44 AM  

Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Yes i have, how about you?


Writing from Cairo. You're lying.
 
2012-09-18 10:49:51 AM  
The tipping point has begun.

People can only be broke, pissed off and angry so long before they get tired of being sick and tired and just go look for the nearest party or make a joke out of anything.

Those two dudes jumping up and down in the back of pick-up just put down their AK-47's and said fark it, let's go chill. I even notice with this a lot white folks lately. They just don't have the energy or even the will to be as racist anymore. It's like fark it, come do the chicken dance and let's just be happy n******s, I mean buddy. And the black folks are like fark it, it's all good. And we drag along some Asians and Latinos for the party and the next thing you know everyone is like fark it, let's just smoke a joint and call it a farking day.

fark Obama, fark Romney, fark all them motha farkas in congress and parliament and dictatorships the world over. fark Wall Street, fark the mothafarkas blowing up and shootin up shiat.

The only way to end these crazy mothafarkas is to laugh them the fark out of existence.

fark it.
 
2012-09-18 10:51:06 AM  
The gyros at Shawarma King isn't halal. #MuslimRage
 
2012-09-18 10:51:11 AM  
Rik01       
 
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  2012-09-18 10:26:20 AM  
That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


Agreed but I'd prefer it if the governments and populaces of Islamic countries would deal with their own hate groups so we don't have to. Ultra-liberal, hedonistic, lazy America (according to the radicals) found a way to deal with the KKK. Why are Mohammed's chosen masses getting out preformed a bunch of infidels?
 
2012-09-18 10:51:17 AM  
Can't hear the Wailing Wall because of all the people making noise. #JEWISHRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:51:50 AM  
These are all really funny.

/don't kill me
 
2012-09-18 10:51:57 AM  

modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Yes i have, how about you?

Writing from Cairo. You're lying.


Writting from America, your lying.

/saudi 91-94
//Kuwait 97-2000
///Blow it out your ass dhimmi
 
2012-09-18 10:52:10 AM  
Went to a rap club, found out my cotillion dance classes just didn't cut it on the dance floor. #WASPRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:52:15 AM  

lostcat:
- Language or communication directed to inciting, producing or urging the commission of a crime;
I've bolded the relevant point above, which is that saying something that results in the commission of a crime is not protected speech.

Producing a video with the sole intent to disturb shiat, possibly getting American citizens killed, is just willfully negligent, if not cri ...



That's cute. You think you're a lawyer. Let me just clear this up for you.

It's incitement to an imminent unlawful act. The paradigm is the crowd outside the court room with pitchforks. Absolutely nothing in that video was an incitement to an imminent unlawful act.

Hell you can even say "someone should go commit this crime." That isn't illegal, it's protected speech. You say it to an angry crowd pissed off about an acquittal and that's not protected speech.

Further, the first amendment is media specific. Speeches are different from videos. SCOTUS will never hold that a video is an incitement to an imminent unlawful act because it defies the word "imminent."

But it's cute you tried to play lawyer. Have some bacon.
 
2012-09-18 10:53:35 AM  

flucto: "Lost your kid Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him. - #MuslimRage"

now that's funny


Solution: name your kid "Harry Krishna".
 
2012-09-18 10:53:51 AM  

Snarfangel: Can't hear the Wailing Wall because of all the people making noise. #JEWISHRAGE


Went to a party to have a good time, spent all of my time answering questions about whether I knew any good lawyers and accountants #JewishRage
 
2012-09-18 10:54:12 AM  
Daughter is dating a Goy #JEWISHRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:54:26 AM  

lostcat: atomicmask: pute kisses like a man: people seem to use this term freedom of speech. wtf does it have to do with anything?

why on earth would anyone else give a flying fark about our constitutional protections? it's just the way this country does it, it's not some mandate from the law of the universe. no one else has to give a flying fark about freedom of speech, plus, it only protects you from government censorship... it doesn't protect you from being an ass and pissing people off

You have no concept about the law, or its intended purpose or meaning. It does not protect us from pissing people off, it protects us from violence because we pissed someone off. It is that whole "Civilized society" thing we got going for us. The law exists to protect the few from the many and the weak from the strong. Why on earth should we care if we offend people half way around the world?

The First Amendment protects individuals from laws passed that would restrict what we are allowed to say. It was intended more to let citizens speak out against the government, than to allow people to say whatever they want about any topic.

The freedom of speech also does not include:

- Speech that contains "fighting words" (insulting or abusive language that is likely to cause "an immediate violent response");
- Obscenities;
- Language or communication directed to inciting, producing or urging the commission of a crime;
- Defamation - words or communication that are false and untrue and are intended to injure the character and reputation of another person;
- Abusive, obscene or harassing telephone calls;
- Loud speech and loud noise meant by volume to disturb others or to create a clear and present danger of violence.


I've bolded the relevant point above, which is that saying something that results in the commission of a crime is not protected speech.

Producing a video with the sole intent to disturb shiat, possibly getting American citizens killed, is just willfully negligent, if not criminal, and the asshole responsible should be facing charges.


Derp. Thanks goodness we live in a country where opinions such as yours are dismissed. China and the Ukraine would like to subscribe to your newsletter, though.
 
2012-09-18 10:54:26 AM  

Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Yes i have, how about you?

Writing from Cairo. You're lying.

Writting from America, your lying.

/saudi 91-94
//Kuwait 97-2000
///Blow it out your ass dhimmi


lol either this is a top troll or... or... man. i just got blood poisoning from the irony.
 
2012-09-18 10:55:24 AM  
Third sister wife wakes me up, says she needs to be held on second sister wife's night. #MORMONRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:55:32 AM  

Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Yes i have, how about you?

Writing from Cairo. You're lying.

Writting from America, your lying.

/saudi 91-94
//Kuwait 97-2000
///Blow it out your ass dhimmi


Oh yeah? Military, or oil? Just wondering which kind of compound you lived on that stopped you from interacting with locals.

I apologize if you're not lying, but if so, you must have been sequestered to have such a ridiculously black and white view of a complex society.

I could say that the guys running drones bombing weddings represent america, but that would be a bit of an oversimplificaiton, no?
 
2012-09-18 10:55:37 AM  

Publikwerks: Daughter is dating a Goy #JEWISHRAGE


As a goy dating a Jewish girl, I like the cut of your jib.

/I also like the cut of your hair
 
2012-09-18 10:55:42 AM  
Found out my Wheel of Life has a flat. #BUDDHISTRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:56:44 AM  

atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.


You're talking to someone who has been a women's and children's rights activist for more than a decade. Historically, we're humorless types. When even I think you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread, believe me, you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread. 

/Frances
 
2012-09-18 10:57:00 AM  

modesto: Joe Blowme: modesto: Joe Blowme: Canton: Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.

Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?

Those ARE normal muslims

Oh yeah? You spent a lot of time in a muslim country to form that conclusion?

Yes i have, how about you?

Writing from Cairo. You're lying.


Link

You are not in egypt, and he is not lying.
 
2012-09-18 10:57:25 AM  
Out of oatmeal, and have a run in my stocking. #QUAKERRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:57:34 AM  
Donate money that could have been used for gambling to the church, find out what that money paid for was pawned off by the pastor for gambling debt money. #ProtestantRage
 
2012-09-18 10:58:28 AM  
My iPhone isn't syncing with my new $2000 pc so I had to manually drag all the files at once #firstworldrage
 
2012-09-18 10:58:37 AM  

brawberrys: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Wait?!?! Whos that hugging Jesus?!?

Why does noone ever remember this....


I remember that episode, and I really wonder if they show that particular Super Best Friend in reruns or show it on new South Park DVDs...
I think that episode was ok because it was before September 11th.

Nowadays everyone has to follow every rule of every religion to avoid offense, and any religious insult will result in the loss of (some unrelated person's) life, so we need to be careful.
 
2012-09-18 10:58:40 AM  

susansto-helit: atomicmask: susansto-helit: atomicmask: Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage

Decaf. Look into it.

/the Twitter jokes were funny, Frances

muslim pedophilia and arranged marriages, look into it.

You're talking to someone who has been a women's and children's rights activist for more than a decade. Historically, we're humorless types. When even I think you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread, believe me, you're shiatting all over an otherwise humorous thread. 

/Frances


I am shiatting all over muslims, because i do not find the nazi`esque ideology funny, nor do I find the lame attempts at humor to mask an overall general evil in their culture funny. Don't like it, you can piss off.
 
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