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(NPR)   'Muslim Rage' explodes on Twitter. Hilarity ensues   (npr.org) divider line 379
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2012-09-18 09:41:34 AM
"Lost your kid Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him. - #MuslimRage"

now that's funny
 
2012-09-18 10:02:09 AM
Just saw this one and it made me laugh:

Ramadan in Iceland when days are 23 hours long. #muslimrage
 
2012-09-18 10:05:54 AM
snort
 
2012-09-18 10:09:21 AM
FTA: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

In this case, a wee stipend, perhaps?
 
2012-09-18 10:10:29 AM
There's some pretty funny shiat on there.
 
2012-09-18 10:11:20 AM
Muslim rage...
Is that like a kind of dance party?
 
2012-09-18 10:13:47 AM
Non-muslims exist. #muslimrage
 
2012-09-18 10:13:54 AM
Can't find the fabric you need?

#muslin_rage
 
2012-09-18 10:15:47 AM
mypetjawa.mu.nu

THIS IS A #MUSLIMRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:15:57 AM
So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.
 
2012-09-18 10:17:43 AM
I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.
 
2012-09-18 10:19:01 AM
We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".
 
2012-09-18 10:19:46 AM
I thought a rage was the name for a group of Muslims. Like a prude of Christians, a flow of Taoists, or a bank of Jews.
 
PJ-
2012-09-18 10:20:14 AM

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Found out my pool guy Jesus can't walk on water. What do you mean they don't pronounce it that way where they are from? #ChristianRage
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-18 10:20:45 AM

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


The beast with 2 Burkhas?
 
2012-09-18 10:20:56 AM
We've had #FARKrage for year, just go to the Politics page
 
2012-09-18 10:21:02 AM

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Ha.

Had to pay taxes that went to healing the sick...#ChristianRage
 
2012-09-18 10:21:15 AM
The word "hilarious" must have caused me read that as Muslim Reggae.
 
2012-09-18 10:21:21 AM
"But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.
 
2012-09-18 10:23:11 AM

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


It's like a donkey punch but you cut off your partners head instead of punching them.


/Or it involves poop in the beard
 
2012-09-18 10:25:24 AM

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


It already exists, it is where you toss a bed sheet over your partner, punch them in the mouth, then fark a goat afterwards all the while screaming about dominating the world.
 
2012-09-18 10:26:20 AM
That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.
 
2012-09-18 10:26:38 AM
Ha ha ha ha.

What the hell. Off to Google Translate.

ها ها ها ها ها ها.
 
2012-09-18 10:27:13 AM
A more serious discussion, on twitter? 
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-18 10:27:25 AM

Lone Stranger: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It's like a donkey punch but you cut off your partners head instead of punching them.


/Or it involves poop in the beard


Do bring Katie Holmes and her sexual preferences into this!
 
2012-09-18 10:27:45 AM

JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".


Unlubed anal to preserve the hymen for marriage?

www.musikchan.com
 
2012-09-18 10:27:52 AM

BokerBill: Muslim rage...
Is that like a kind of dance party?


See  #muslimrave
 
2012-09-18 10:28:03 AM

deffuse: Lone Stranger: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

It's like a donkey punch but you cut off your partners head instead of punching them.


/Or it involves poop in the beard

Don't bring Katie Holmes and her sexual preferences into this!

 
2012-09-18 10:28:14 AM

NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?
.


Wow, I don't think anything you just wrote is true. I don't like Barry Obama either, but get your shiat straight ya dope.
 
2012-09-18 10:29:22 AM
Muslim Rage...good name for a rock band.
static1.businessinsider.com
 
2012-09-18 10:30:36 AM

atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.


If we can't draw Mohammed, that eliminates half of the men in the Muslim world. #ABDULRAGE
 
2012-09-18 10:30:58 AM

atomicmask: "But it seems there is no consensus on just what incites rage these days."

Only among the willfully blind and ignorant, to everyone else it is extremely clear what incites muslim rage these days. Criticizing allah, mohammed, or islam itself.

Wow look! A bunch of muslims wrote corny jokes about minor details of their religion! HA HA they are a fun loving group are they not? Wait none of them actually said it was alright to draw mohammed if you are a non-muslim or that we have freedom of speech.


Know how i know you're a frightened bigot who has haver been to the middle east?
 
2012-09-18 10:31:15 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Wait?!?! Whos that hugging Jesus?!?

Why does noone ever remember this....
 
2012-09-18 10:31:46 AM

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Takes forever waiting for Hometown Buffet to refill its prime rib. Will result in even chintzier tip to the waitress. #ChristianRage
 
2012-09-18 10:32:21 AM

Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


If only the more normal muslims blew shiat up or hijacked planes or stormed embassies they might get on the news!
 
2012-09-18 10:32:24 AM

Savage Bacon: JackieRabbit: We simply must come up with a perverse sex act to call "a Muslim Rage".

Unlubed anal to preserve the hymen for marriage?


Damn it, now i'm going to have that face in my mind the next time the lady and I have relations...

So.... thank you?
 
2012-09-18 10:32:41 AM
Give 10% of my salary to church so the priest can afford a house where he can fark my son's ass. #CatholicRage

amidoingitright
 
2012-09-18 10:32:59 AM

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


This was the big news across the Interwebs yesterday. Fark is late to the dance.

There are plenty of #ChristianRage, #JewishRage, #HinduRage, and even #AtheistRage postings out there already.
 
2012-09-18 10:32:59 AM

NiceBeaver: So, let me get this right...an American uses his Constitutionally protected freedom of speech to make a youtube video that points out problems with how a great deal of the Middle East practices Islam, and despite numerous reports from on-ground sources (and the Libyan President) plainly describing how riots - that have cost Americans their lives - are ultimately unrelated to the video, but instead are a coordinated attack on American embassies, the White House asks Youtube to take down the video, the filmmaker gets taken in for questioning (not for a lame parole violation issue), and liberals like Hillary Clinton double-down on the notion that the video is to blame?

Remember all those riots and deaths when the piss-Christ thing was being trumpeted by the same crowd denouncing this film? Yeah, me neither.


Go back and check out the threads on the topic over the past week or so. GAT_00 and cameroncrazy1984 have finally jumped the shark with their derp-tastic takes on the events. The multitude of smack downs, even from people with whom they normally agree, have not convinced them to rethink their position but have only served to reinforce their notion that they're "speaking truth to power" or whatever the hell they've convinced themselves they're doing.
 
2012-09-18 10:33:05 AM
people seem to use this term freedom of speech. wtf does it have to do with anything?

why on earth would anyone else give a flying fark about our constitutional protections? it's just the way this country does it, it's not some mandate from the law of the universe. no one else has to give a flying fark about freedom of speech, plus, it only protects you from government censorship... it doesn't protect you from being an ass and pissing people off
 
2012-09-18 10:34:24 AM
Also... if no one can draw Mohammed... how does anyone know when they've drawn mohammed?!
 
2012-09-18 10:34:43 AM
That's honestly some of the best material I've seen on the web in years. Good on 'em.
 
2012-09-18 10:34:49 AM

Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


sp33deeohsix.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-18 10:35:00 AM

Rik01: That's kind of funny. Though it would be nice if the Media displayed more such normal Muslims than the riled up, insane ones they like to splash all over the news.


Yeah, but that's not going to happen. Normal people are boring and don't get the ratings, right?
 
2012-09-18 10:36:04 AM

pute kisses like a man: people seem to use this term freedom of speech. wtf does it have to do with anything?

why on earth would anyone else give a flying fark about our constitutional protections? it's just the way this country does it, it's not some mandate from the law of the universe. no one else has to give a flying fark about freedom of speech, plus, it only protects you from government censorship... it doesn't protect you from being an ass and pissing people off


You have no concept about the law, or its intended purpose or meaning. It does not protect us from pissing people off, it protects us from violence because we pissed someone off. It is that whole "Civilized society" thing we got going for us. The law exists to protect the few from the many and the weak from the strong. Why on earth should we care if we offend people half way around the world?
 
2012-09-18 10:36:59 AM
Hash tags, How do they work?
#MuslimRage
 
2012-09-18 10:37:22 AM
Starched my underwear again! #MormonRage
 
GBB
2012-09-18 10:38:01 AM

AgentBang: I vote that we start a #ChristianRage tag on Twitter, see how well that floats in 'Merika.


Getting dirty looks from co-workers when I point out they have smudge on forehead #ChristianRage
 
2012-09-18 10:38:09 AM
s15.postimage.org
 
2012-09-18 10:38:34 AM
Agreed to an arranged marriage at 45, find out wife is 10, to old for me! #muslimrage
 
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