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(WTAM)   How many cans of Red Bull can you shove down your pants and still make a running getaway? (w/ photo)   (wtam.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-18 08:12:42 AM  
My personal best is 7.
 
2012-09-18 08:33:49 AM  
The wings help
 
2012-09-18 09:17:25 AM  
I though he was just glad to see me.
 
2012-09-18 10:30:50 AM  
I read that headline in M. Doughty's voice from Soul Coughing.
 
2012-09-18 10:32:13 AM  
16?
wow i was nowhere near close on that...
 
2012-09-18 10:36:53 AM  
What? They out of purple drank?
 
2012-09-18 10:37:56 AM  
When i was a kid the art of hiding as many soda cans in my pants became a necessary skill when sneaking beer into football stadiums.

THIS GUY IS SMALL TIME.
 
2012-09-18 10:38:04 AM  
img0.etsystatic.com
 
2012-09-18 10:41:41 AM  
Why do you need to run if you can just drink one and fly away?

/it gives you wings, amirite?
 
2012-09-18 10:44:30 AM  
Anyone else first read that headline up to "how many cans of Red Bull can you shove..." and mentally finish the sentence with something much more Fark-worthy?
 
2012-09-18 10:44:38 AM  
I love that shiat-eating grin on his face.
 
2012-09-18 10:52:55 AM  
Anotherr legal-speed freak. We must, as a society, stop this madness.
 
2012-09-18 10:53:15 AM  
Obligatory comment about wings.

/red bull sucks
 
2012-09-18 10:56:28 AM  
Oh Northeast Ohio.. How you never cease to amaze me...
 
2012-09-18 11:03:31 AM  
Well, they already know his name is "Bill" and that he is red and a bandit according to the title so how hard could he be to find.
 
2012-09-18 11:07:06 AM  
It's nice to see Dave Chappelle's stayed in shaped after all these years. If he gets caught, I'm sure he'll plead the fizifth.
 
2012-09-18 11:09:33 AM  
Don't be black, don't be bla -- *sigh*
 
2012-09-18 11:14:38 AM  
It gives you wangs!
 
2012-09-18 11:18:40 AM  
Why you all assuming it's the black guy in the picture.
Maybe it's the old white guy in shorts. Makes 16 cans an even more impressive feat.
Could be the fat person in red shirt in the back, they have lots of room for them.(OK, I think that's a chick, but still)
 
2012-09-18 11:31:44 AM  

Fizpez: Anyone else first read that headline up to "how many cans of Red Bull can you shove..." and mentally finish the sentence with something much more Fark-worthy?


That's how the person got all those cans in there.
 
2012-09-18 11:33:33 AM  
I think the same guy can do 8 fried chickens.
 
2012-09-18 11:54:22 AM  
Who the fark would want that shiat to begin with.

/nasty
 
2012-09-18 12:07:35 PM  

germ78: Who the fark would want that shiat to begin with.

/nasty


You're probably just not mixing in enough vodka.
 
2012-09-18 12:21:04 PM  

Helena Handbasket: Don't be black, don't be bla -- *sigh*


Dammit...
 
2012-09-18 12:53:10 PM  
I was expecting the story to add "Sixteen cans of Red Bull valued at over $500..."
 
2012-09-18 12:59:34 PM  

Mad Mark: I was expecting the story to add "Sixteen cans of Red Bull valued at over $500..."


More like "Sixteen cans of Red Bull, with a street value of over $500."
 
2012-09-18 03:17:12 PM  
A dude should never have wings in his pants.
 
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