bdub77: 21. "Romney? You talkin bout Romney? Romney? We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise president, and we're talking about Romney?"
SkinnyHead: Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.
vudukungfu: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.You rock.We get it.The president is an enigma.
SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.
Sybarite: "Please baby, I am not from Havana."
Philip Francis Queeg: Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?
Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."6. "We should double Guantanamo!"7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."Oh, wait.. not Romney?
Jackson Herring: Philip Francis Queeg: Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?Because making fun of John Hawkins, professional Fat Blogger, is hilarious?
MinkeyMan: SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.EyeballKid: Obviously, his next target is your lily white mother's/sister's/grandmother's/aunt's vagina.It's more likely that he would want to burn holes in our "bourgeois" economy the same way that he burned holes in his dorm hallway carpet to get back at "bourgeois society."You must have really hated college. All those people running around, laughing, experimenting with their new found freedom. How you must have loathed them all.
Diogenes: 75% of Hawkins' pieces are bullet lists. Lazy mutherfarker.
SkinnyHead: Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."
mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.
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