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2012-09-18 08:03:04 AM  
Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.
 
2012-09-18 08:03:50 AM  
i345.photobucket.com 

The only Obama quote you'll ever need.
 
2012-09-18 08:04:14 AM  
25) "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." -- Barack Obama

24) "I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions." -- Barack Obama

23) "I do think at a certain point you've made enough money." -- Barack Obama

22) "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets. We smoked cigarettes and wore leather jackets. At night, in the dorms, we discussed neocolonialism, Franz Fanon, Eurocentrism, and patriarchy. When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

But this strategy alone couldn't provide the distance I wanted, from Joyce or my past. After all, there were thousands of so-called campus radicals, most of them white and tenured and happily tolerant. No, it remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names." -- Barack Obama

21) "I believe in keeping guns out of our inner cities, and that our leaders must say so in the face of the gun manfuacturer's lobby." -- Barack Obama

20) "Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn't been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by then, anyway. I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory. I had discovered that it didn't make any difference whether you smoked reefer in the white classmate's sparkling new van, or in the dorm room of some brother you'd met down at the gym, or on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids who had dropped out of school and now spent most of their time looking for an excuse to brawl. ...You might just be bored, or alone. Everybody was welcome into the club of disaffection." -- Barack Obama

19) "...I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment -- this was the time -- when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals." -- Barack Obama

18) "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen." -- Barack Obama

17) "I am not in favor of concealed weapons. I think that creates a potential atmosphere where more innocent people could (get shot during) altercations." -- Barack Obama

16) "It's very rare that I come to an event where I'm like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person." -- Barack Obama

15) "The Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. . . . What I think we know - separate and apart from this incident - is that there is a long history in their country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately, and that's just a fact." - President Obama on Gates' arrest.

14) "But I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up after them, but don't do a lot of talking." -- Barack Obama

13) "If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna punish our enemies and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder and that's why I think it's so important that people focus on voting on November 2." -- Barack Obama

12) "It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those tricks I had learned: (White) People were satisfied so long as you were courteous and smiled and made no sudden moves. They were more than satisfied, they were relieved -- such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man who didn't seem angry all the time." -- Barack Obama

11) "The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person..." -- Barack Obama

10) "The issue here is not gonna be a list of accomplishments. As you said yourself, Steve, you know, I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president - with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln." -- Barack Obama

9) "I don't believe it is possible to transcend race in this country. Race is a factor in this society. The legacy of Jim Crow and slavery has not gone away. It is not an accident that African-Americans experience high crime rates, are poor, and have less wealth. It is a direct result of our racial history." -- Barack Obama

8) "The private sector is doing fine." -- Barack Obama

7) "That's just how white folks will do you. It wasn't merely the cruelty involved; I was learning that black people could be mean and then some. It was a particular brand of arrogance, an obtuseness in otherwise sane people that brought forth our bitter laughter. It was as if whites didn't know that they were being cruel in the first place. Or at least thought you deserving of their scorn." -- Barack Obama

6) "It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year, where white folks' greed runs a world in need, apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere...That's the world! On which hope sits!" -- Barack Obama quotes Rev. Wright

5) "You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a (flag) pin. Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we're talking about the Iraq war, that became a substitute for, I think, true patriotism, which is speaking out on issues that are of importance to our national security, I decided I won't wear that pin on my chest..." -- Barack Obama

4) "If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." -- Barack Obama

3) "I can no more disown (Jeremiah Wright) than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother - a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe." -- Barack Obama

2) "...I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby." -- Barack Obama

1) "You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --Barack Obama
 
2012-09-18 08:04:53 AM  
obnoxious "ha-ha" or obnoxious "townhall is full of sandy vaginas"?
 
2012-09-18 08:05:34 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Townhall derp


bless you, sir
 
2012-09-18 08:08:10 AM  
Besides the 'nigras iz skeery' dogwhistle shiat, which I didn't bother to read all the way through, I like all of these.

No ad money for you, TownHall!

There's nothing else in the article.
 
2012-09-18 08:08:29 AM  
1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?
 
2012-09-18 08:10:07 AM  
Hello and welcome to Townhall Tuesday. Please refrain from rational thought, as it upsets the Republicans. Please keep all cash securely in your pockets, otherwise, it will trickle up to the rich (they don't call hm Romney Hood for nothing). Thank you and have a wonderful day.
 
2012-09-18 08:10:46 AM  
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2012-09-18 08:10:47 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: 25) "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." -- Barack Obama

24) "I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions." -- Barack Obama

23) "I do think at a certain point you've made enough money." -- Barack Obama

22) "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets. We smoked cigarettes and wore leather jackets. At night, in the dorms, we discussed neocolonialism, Franz Fanon, Eurocentrism, and patriarchy. When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

But this strategy alone couldn't provide the distance I wanted, from Joyce or my past. After all, there were thousands of so-called campus radicals, most of them white and tenured and happily tolerant. No, it remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names." -- Barack Obama

21) "I believe in keeping guns out of our inner cities, and that our leaders must say so in the face of the gun manfuacturer's lobby." -- Barack Obama

20) "Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn't been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by then, anyway. I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory. I had discovered that it didn't make any difference whether you smoked reefer in the white classmate's sparkling new van, or ...


Thanks for that. I will NEVER click on a Townhall link.
 
2012-09-18 08:11:53 AM  
That's odd. He misused the subjunctive and indirect speech conjugation in a few of these.
 
2012-09-18 08:12:05 AM  
I posted in the article's comments. The way I see it, if Townhall is going to troll Fark, we might as well troll right back.
 
2012-09-18 08:12:30 AM  
These are all perfectly reasonable, even pretty great, quotes. If these are the best you've got, ya'll are in for an awful 4 years.
 
2012-09-18 08:14:47 AM  
'cuse me while I whip this out.
 
2012-09-18 08:15:26 AM  
25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.
 
2012-09-18 08:17:54 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: 4) "If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." -- Barack Obama


i'm amazed they actually quoted this in context. and as such - i cannot believe they have the balls to call it "obnoxious." especially since mitt romney has said basically the same thing before.
 
2012-09-18 08:27:42 AM  

Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?


You forgot:

"No one's ever asked me for my birth certificate."
 
2012-09-18 08:29:17 AM  
And a special entry reserved for the Obama quote which Townhall and it's readers consider to be the most obnoxious:

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
 
2012-09-18 08:30:28 AM  

mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.


Fo shizzle, yo.

/flippity-floppity-floo
 
2012-09-18 08:31:12 AM  
"Please baby, I am not from Havana."
 
2012-09-18 08:33:11 AM  

mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.


With ya on 25 and 16, mostly...
16 He was seeking to the room in front of a bunch of former NBA greats, and praising them, but he really could have found a better way of saying that.
25 Is not very presidential. (But it's okay he said it on the Tonight Show... so no one actually watched him say it live.)
 
2012-09-18 08:34:55 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?

You forgot:

"No one's ever asked me for my birth certificate."


Dan Kurtzman at About.com compiled a bunch (link). Here's a few of my favorites.

1. "Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend." -Mitt Romney to a heckler at the Iowa State Fair who suggested that taxes should be raised on corporations as part of balancing the budget (August 2011)

3. "I'm not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there." -Mitt Romney (January 2012)

5. "I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back." -Mitt Romney, -Mitt Romney, on the American auto industry, despite having written a New York Times op-ed in 2008 titled "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt," in which he said if GM, Ford and Chrysler got a government bailout "you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye"

9. "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." -Mitt Romney, speaking in 2011 to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.

10. "I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." -Mitt Romney (January 2012)
 
2012-09-18 08:58:18 AM  
75% of Hawkins' pieces are bullet lists. Lazy mutherfarker.
 
2012-09-18 09:04:38 AM  
19) "...I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment -- this was the time -- when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals." -- Barack Obama

how in the effing hell is this anything but inspiring or presidential. It sure looks like it is to me.

Eff you clown hall, eff you and your asshat punk candidate, the guy that thinks my paying taxes and earning a living makes me want a government handout. No, really EFF YOU.

And all your asswit apologists on fark.

R-Money is a joke, people that support him are unamerican selfish asshats. I wish Obama would slap a 90% tax on their ass right now, and nationalize an industry or two. Just to watch them scream.

Americans have no idea, zero, how good we have it. I am proud to pay taxes, I know that the government is there if I need it, and I go on earning a living.

I don't know what is WRONG with you selfish asswit Republican farks, but you are selfish and wrong and you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
 
2012-09-18 09:06:38 AM  

Generation_D: how in the effing hell is this anything but inspiring or presidential. It sure looks like it is to me.


Because it plays into the Republican refrain that Obama is a narcissist and feeds the view that Obama supporters view him in a Messianic way.
 
2012-09-18 09:22:59 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.


You rock.

We get it.
The president is an enigma.
 
2012-09-18 09:23:41 AM  
23) "I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

That about sums up the attitude of the Fark Dependents. Not that any of them have made "enough" yet.
 
2012-09-18 09:38:03 AM  
"I believe in keeping guns out of our inner cities, and that our leaders must say so in the face of the gun manfuacturer's lobby." -- Barack Obama

I'm ok with that.

Guns should stay out in the 'burbs and the country. With me
 
2012-09-18 09:53:50 AM  
New way to troll Fark and get greenlit at the same time! Steps:

1. Wake up.
2. Go to computer.
3. Go to townhall.com
4. Find some derp
5. Post it to fark. Headline doesn't matter.
6. Wait for modmin approval.
7. Watch the reactionary hatred.
8. Boom. Roasted.
 
2012-09-18 10:05:16 AM  
"You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

i5.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-18 10:06:52 AM  
That' it? That's the worst you can find?

Wow. That guy is more nimble than I thought.
 
2012-09-18 10:25:36 AM  
I thought this was a bit cocky and obnoxious

www.indiepundit.com
 
2012-09-18 10:27:41 AM  

NuttierThanEver: I thought this was a bit cocky and obnoxious

[www.indiepundit.com image 390x380]


I love that one.
 
2012-09-18 10:41:59 AM  
25. "Sh*t, negro. That's all you had to say." - To Joe Biden on hearing about his win over McCain in 2008.

24. "I got my technique on Michelle all down cold. I don't be ticklin or nothin." - To HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

23. "I gotta get the taste of that Budweiser out of my mouth. Hand me some Colt 45. Sh*t's for real!" - On the bus after his latest beer tour.

22. "Bin Laden is dead. I killed him. I f*ckin went in there, strangled that muthaf*cka to death. Ain't no Seal Team Six, just Barack Hussein Obama. He dead. Now...any questions?" - To reporters upon returning to the US, presumably after killing Obama.

21. "Romney? You talkin bout Romney? Romney? We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise president, and we're talking about Romney?"

20. "You took care of that birth certificate thing, right? My negros in Hawaii, that's what I'm talkin bout!" - To the leaders of the Hawaiian government.

19. "You know what I hate about white people? Shh...here comes Biden, dude thinks he one of us. Sup MAN!" - To Michelle Obama, January 2010.

18. "You know what, fark this shiat, let's drop some f*ckin cash on those mutherf*ckaz and go golfing. Make it rain!" - To Warren Buffet after discussing GM bailout.

17. "Where's my f*ckin teleprompter. Y'all know Barack Hussein can't speak without his m*therfarkin teleprompter. - To aides during a recent tour of the country.

16. "Michelle Bachmann. I wouldn't f*ck Michelle Bachmann with Rush Limbaugh's dick. B*tch is crazay." - To Senator Max Baucus.

15. "You know what. I changed my mind. Sure, why the f*ck not. They can find out how f*ckin weak that sh*t is on they own. Nothin civil about it." - To Joe Biden after debating gay marriage.

14. "Does Barack Obama have to choke a biatch?" - To Hillary Clinton, post debate early 2008.

13. "Let's pour one out for my homes. Yeah I know it's the Oval. Pour that sh*t all over the eagle. It's cryin." - Upon hearing the death of Chris Stevens.

12. "You know what I love most about state dinners? White people serving us." - To Kofi Annan, 2009.

11. "Well tell China they can't be all up in my grill right now, I gots me an election to steal." - To Gary Locke, Ambassador to China.

10. "Hold up for a second, I gotta sell some more unicorns and fairies to the people." - To secret service personnel, August 2012.

9. "You take care of that little Breitbart thing we talked about?" - To CIA director David Petraeus.

8. "Kumar, I'm sorry dude I gotta let you go. You ain't hookin a brother up like we talked about, that last batch was all stems and seeds. I'm sorry what? I don't care what your name is, get the f*ck out." - To Kal Penn prior to his resignation.

7. "I ain't meetin with that drunk oompa loompa, n*gger freaks me out." - To Nancy Pelosi in January 2010.

6. "Clint Eastwood? shiat, I love that dude. Won me the f*ckin election." - To Michelle Obama during RNC.

5. "Sh*t I thought you guys was kidding, she got a real ass horse face on her." - At fundraiser hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker

4. "It's not spelled OIHO? But they's so many Hos in it, HAHAHAHA. F*ck that state." - To aides after bus tour of the Buckeye state.

3. "I know it's hard, baby. I know. Just four more years. Four more and we can completely destroy this country. That's what we've dreamed about every day. It's what Kenya would want. Now come over here and rub one out on the Commander in Chief." - To Michelle Obama, September 2012.

2. "Allahu akbar" - Said every day, five times a day.

1. "You gonna get raped" - To your white daughter out there, wherever she is.
 
2012-09-18 11:05:33 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-18 11:05:56 AM  
When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.
 
2012-09-18 11:08:54 AM  
Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?
 
2012-09-18 11:09:20 AM  

bdub77: New way to troll Fark and get greenlit at the same time! Steps:

1. Wake up.
2. Go to computer.
3. Go to townhall.com
4. Find some derp
5. Post it to fark. Headline doesn't matter.
6. Wait for modmin approval.
7. Watch the reactionary hatred.
8. Boom. Roasted.


that's what I've been doing every day with TPM. I like to try and add some wit and humor to my headlines though
 
2012-09-18 11:09:31 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?


biatches love lists.
 
2012-09-18 11:11:22 AM  
And yet, all of them combined are less obnoxious than Mitt Romney outright telling half the country (including veterans, the youth, the elderly, the disabled, and the poor in general) that they suck..
 
2012-09-18 11:11:50 AM  

Sybarite: "Please baby, I am not from Havana."


Considering it's Town Hall it would probably be something more like this...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-18 11:12:24 AM  
"Most Obnoxious?" What, was "Uppitiest" not recognized on writer's spellcheck?
 
2012-09-18 11:12:33 AM  
Sounds like someone is a little butthurt that their candidate was caught saying a lot of stupid shiat this week.
 
2012-09-18 11:12:39 AM  
FTFA: "If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."

Wait there are people who disagree with that even with they see it in context? It is an obvious farking statement.
 
2012-09-18 11:12:57 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.


You are an hero.
 
2012-09-18 11:13:02 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-18 11:13:50 AM  
PIcking on that Town Hall guy seems like picking on the mentally disabled. I can't do it.
 
2012-09-18 11:13:53 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?

You forgot:

"No one's ever asked me for my birth certificate."


"I'm not worried about the very poor"
 
2012-09-18 11:14:08 AM  

SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.


Yeah. Kids in college do dumbs stuff. I'll alert the local media, you inform the clergy.

Speaking of education, how's that home-schooled masters degree coming along?
 
2012-09-18 11:14:20 AM  
Single most obnoxious quote from Obama (according to Town Hall):

Hello, I am Barack Obama, President of the United States.
 
2012-09-18 11:15:33 AM  
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
 
2012-09-18 11:15:39 AM  
God damned biased liberal media!
 
2012-09-18 11:15:56 AM  
Wow, a list of Obama quotes as their article and right around the time when Romney has said something obnoxious and stupid. My, how coincidental that this article happens to occur right after Romney's quote. And 25? Wow, strange to post so many quotes right after Romney's latest derp.

Its almost as if this was intentional, like saying both sides are bad so vote republican.
 
2012-09-18 11:16:51 AM  

bdub77: 1. ... 25. ...


Favorite for you.
 
2012-09-18 11:17:14 AM  

CPennypacker: [t3.gstatic.com image 259x194]


We're fighting them over here so we don't have to fight them in other threads?

/is that how that works?
 
2012-09-18 11:17:38 AM  
"It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those tricks I had learned: (White) People were satisfied so long as you were courteous and smiled and made no sudden moves. They were more than satisfied, they were relieved -- such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man who didn't seem angry all the time." -- Barack Obama

Look out whitey, next stop...

EXTREMELY TALL BLACK PANTHERS

www.thegatewaypundit.com
 
2012-09-18 11:17:56 AM  
Better list:
i.huffpost.com
 
2012-09-18 11:18:49 AM  

NeverDrunk23: Wow, a list of Obama quotes as their article and right around the time when Romney has said something obnoxious and stupid. My, how coincidental that this article happens to occur right after Romney's quote. And 25? Wow, strange to post so many quotes right after Romney's latest derp.

Its almost as if this was intentional, like saying both sides are bad so vote republican.


What's even more obnoxious is the so-called "liberal media" trotting out Obama's "clinging to guns and religion" as a false equivalence. I've heard it mentioned 3 times this morning on 3 different shows on MSNBC, by the hosts, not Republicans trying to spin away.
 
2012-09-18 11:18:53 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?


Because making fun of John Hawkins, professional Fat Blogger, is hilarious?
 
2012-09-18 11:19:38 AM  
omnibus_necanda_sunt:

It's so thoughtful that they took care to note that each of the items in an article titled "The 25 Most Obnoxious Quotes From Barack Obama" had "-- Barack Obama" at the end to indicate that it was a quote from Barack Obama. That must be so helpful for their readers.

/They said Barack Obama 25 times.
 
2012-09-18 11:19:58 AM  
I'm OK with all of those... actually kinda made me want to read one of his books.
 
2012-09-18 11:21:18 AM  

vudukungfu: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.

You rock.

We get it.
The president is an enigma.


?

/I don't suppose that's a reference to anything
 
2012-09-18 11:22:03 AM  

Arkanaut: omnibus_necanda_sunt:

It's so thoughtful that they took care to note that each of the items in an article titled "The 25 Most Obnoxious Quotes From Barack Obama" had "-- Barack Obama" at the end to indicate that it was a quote from Barack Obama. That must be so helpful for their readers.

/They said Barack Obama 25 times.


They must really like Barack Obama
 
2012-09-18 11:22:35 AM  
Oh come on. You have to admit that "punished with a baby" is a great phrase. It's the kind of phrase that would make an intriguing chapter heading or a great band name, and it conjurs up endless mental images. Would you be beaten over the head with one? Hit by one moving at high velocity? Smothered with one? Haha: "Punished with a baby."
 
2012-09-18 11:22:52 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: And a special entry reserved for the Obama quote which Townhall and it's readers consider to be the most obnoxious:

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."


I was quite surprised this one wasn't included.
 
2012-09-18 11:24:06 AM  

EyeballKid: SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.

Yeah. Kids in college do dumbs stuff. I'll alert the local media, you inform the clergy.


Why is he bragging about it? And it wasn't just dumb, it was malicious to put cigarette burns in the carpet just to get back at "bourgeois society." Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."
 
2012-09-18 11:24:42 AM  

No, the most obnoxious Romney quote of all TIME!

"It's not worth moving heaven and earth and spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person."


Talking about the person responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans, Bin Laden. Nothing Obama has ever said comes even close to this irresponsible, terror-enabling quote from Romney.
 
2012-09-18 11:25:29 AM  

SkinnyHead: When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.


Because everyone in college is an enlightened member of society, fully mature and respectful of their peers and at peace with their station in life.
 
2012-09-18 11:25:34 AM  
8) "The private sector is doing fine." -- Barack Obama

Holy crap, that's obnoxious. What an awful human being. I can't believe anybody voted for him.
 
2012-09-18 11:26:51 AM  
Talking Points that Didn't Work in 2008 Drinking Game:


1. DRINK!
2. DRINK!
3. DRINK!
4. DRINK!
5.DRINK!
6.DRINK!
7. DRINK!

Oh lord, (hic). I'm gonna be slozzled by noon.

so be it.

8. DRINK!
9.DRINK!

etc. etc.
 
2012-09-18 11:27:26 AM  
i used to manage a store that sold bourgeois societies, but then one day barack obama (then known in the neighborhood as "barry the cock-sucking crackhead") came in and just wrecked up the joint. insurance said they couldn't cover acts of malicious socialism so my boss had to close down the store. so obnoxious.
 
2012-09-18 11:27:32 AM  
As for acts, Romney's act of assaulting a gay student by holding down and cutting his hair was more obnoxious than any act Obama has ever undertaken as a kid. Imitating a cop comes in close behind.
 
2012-09-18 11:28:36 AM  
My favorite Romney quotes (predates the idiocy of the current week.)
 
2012-09-18 11:28:56 AM  

SkinnyHead: EyeballKid: SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.

Yeah. Kids in college do dumbs stuff. I'll alert the local media, you inform the clergy.

Why is he bragging about it? And it wasn't just dumb, it was malicious to put cigarette burns in the carpet just to get back at "bourgeois society." Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."


Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.

Don't worry. You'll get there soon.
 
2012-09-18 11:29:10 AM  

SkinnyHead: Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."


What is happening to our young people? They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents. They
ignore the law. They riot in the streets inflamed with wild notions. Their morals are decaying. What is to become of them?
 
2012-09-18 11:29:24 AM  

SkinnyHead: EyeballKid: SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.

Yeah. Kids in college do dumbs stuff. I'll alert the local media, you inform the clergy.

Why is he bragging about it? And it wasn't just dumb, it was malicious to put cigarette burns in the carpet just to get back at "bourgeois society." Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."


Writing an anecdote in a book and explaining the reasons you held at the time for doing them is not 'bragging'.
 
2012-09-18 11:29:49 AM  
isn't this a repeat? I think I saw this on Fark last week?
 
2012-09-18 11:30:56 AM  
Aside from a few inartful phrases, there is no content in any of those statements that I find offensive.
 
2012-09-18 11:31:47 AM  

SkinnyHead: Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."


Obviously, his next target is your lily white mother's/sister's/grandmother's/aunt's vagina.
 
2012-09-18 11:33:10 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Aside from a few inartful phrases, there is no content in any of those statements that I find offensive.


It's the new republican debating trick.
1) Find a person you don't like
2) Find a statement they said.
3) Claim that statement is pure evil.
 
2012-09-18 11:34:01 AM  

JerseyTim: I posted in the article's comments. The way I see it, if Townhall is going to troll Fark, we might as well troll right back.


This by the size of the universe.

/and troll them HARD I say~! 
//for the lulz~!
///do it for them~!
 
2012-09-18 11:34:22 AM  
pjmedia.com
 
2012-09-18 11:34:31 AM  

mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.


25 yes. 16 more hubris than obnoxious. 15? Yeah, that's pretty much spot on.
 
2012-09-18 11:34:43 AM  

EyeballKid: SkinnyHead: Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."

Obviously, his next target is your lily white mother's/sister's/grandmother's/aunt's vagina.


i don't care if he is the president, he's going to have to get in line just like everyone else.
 
2012-09-18 11:34:52 AM  
EVERYTHING he's ever said. amirite?
 
2012-09-18 11:34:53 AM  

Komplex: Lost Thought 00: Aside from a few inartful phrases, there is no content in any of those statements that I find offensive.

It's the new republican debating trick.
1) Find a person you don't like
2) Find a statement they said.
3) Claim that statement is pure evil.


I don't have the graphic, but I love that picture that says something like "Once you've determined you don't like a person you see everything they do as offensive, 'Look at that b*tch eating crackers like she owns the place.'"
 
2012-09-18 11:35:23 AM  
Obama was saying there are parts of the country where jobs have disappeared and those Americans are being ignored and he would make an effort to meet with those people that did not agree with him:

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

Romney pretty much said "I cant reach those people, I'm not going to try"
 
2012-09-18 11:38:24 AM  
Clicked on it just to quick search "you didn't build that".....guess what, that quote is out of context and originated from the GOP

TardHall
 
2012-09-18 11:39:35 AM  

Bocasio: Obama was saying there are parts of the country where jobs have disappeared and those Americans are being ignored and he would make an effort to meet with those people that did not agree with him:

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

Romney pretty much said "I cant reach those people, I'm not going to try"


He also said that he doesn't care about those people or think he should care about them.
 
2012-09-18 11:40:17 AM  

bdub77: New way to troll Fark and get greenlit at the same time! Steps:

1. Wake up.
2. Go to computer.
3. Go to townhall.com
4. Find some derp
5. Post it to fark. Headline doesn't matter.
6. Wait for modmin approval.
7. Watch the reactionary hatred.
8. Boom. Roasted.


Isn't there supposed to be a profit step in there? Oh wait, OUTRAGE!

/No clicky
//No total fark
///Adblock
////By all means, turn this into a derp site, please.
 
2012-09-18 11:40:54 AM  
what i got from it:
24.media.tumblr.com
/also oblig
 
2012-09-18 11:41:37 AM  

Diogenes: 75% of Hawkins' pieces are bullet lists. Lazy mutherfarker.


Sometimes I think that the "writers" at ClownHall gather in a conference room every morning and pick a straw from a bunch of straws being held by the website owner.

The one who picks the short straw then goes to his computer, types some derp, submits it and then sheds tears in requiem to the piece of his/her soul that just screamed in pain and floated away.
 
2012-09-18 11:42:03 AM  
Yes, truth can be obnoxious.
 
2012-09-18 11:42:59 AM  

born_yesterday: bdub77: New way to troll Fark and get greenlit at the same time! Steps:

1. Wake up.
2. Go to computer.
3. Go to townhall.com
4. Find some derp
5. Post it to fark. Headline doesn't matter.
6. Wait for modmin approval.
7. Watch the reactionary hatred.
8. Boom. Roasted.

Isn't there supposed to be a profit step in there? Oh wait, OUTRAGE!

/No clicky
//No total fark
///Adblock
////By all means, turn this into a derp site, please.


Err, not you--the troll happy green lighters.

Oh, look, I clicked the thread again!
 
2012-09-18 11:43:09 AM  

VJStinger: what i got from it:
[24.media.tumblr.com image 420x294]
/also oblig


That's the one. Love that picture.
 
2012-09-18 11:43:35 AM  

Paris1127: Better list:


Wow. I need to appologise to Mr Burns for putting romney's words in his mouth.
 
2012-09-18 11:44:43 AM  

born_yesterday: 7. Watch the reactionary hatred.


i969.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-18 11:45:12 AM  
Not even a percentage of a percentage as obnoxious as anything from a Townhall/Breitbart/Freeper site.
 
2012-09-18 11:45:42 AM  
www.humorremix.com
 
2012-09-18 11:46:13 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.


Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.

EyeballKid: Obviously, his next target is your lily white mother's/sister's/grandmother's/aunt's vagina.


It's more likely that he would want to burn holes in our "bourgeois" economy the same way that he burned holes in his dorm hallway carpet to get back at "bourgeois society."
 
2012-09-18 11:46:20 AM  
Romney gets caught with that hidden camera thing and his ridiculous quote about 47% of Americans goes viral, so Townhall runs an "Obama makes bad quotes" columns in response. What a bankrupt ideology
 
2012-09-18 11:47:37 AM  

SnakeLee: Romney gets caught with that hidden camera thing and his ridiculous quote about 47% of Americans goes viral, so Townhall runs an "Obama makes bad quotes" columns in response. What a bankrupt ideology


All I want to know after that is...

So what's Rmoney's FARK handle?
 
2012-09-18 11:48:12 AM  
You have to give the RWNM credit. The second they realize their stooge has stepped in it, they swing into false equivalency mode within a news cycle.
 
2012-09-18 11:49:22 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.


Nice... Much appreciated. I had already clicked without seeing the 'Townhall' part(I clicked from the menu at the bottom of the page I was on), but just the thought of doing this gives me hope for my fellow man...
 
2012-09-18 11:49:47 AM  

SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.

Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.


Color me surprised. SkinnyHead has never, apparently, met anyone who's actually been to college.
 
2012-09-18 11:50:47 AM  

SkinnyHead: Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.


Your attachment to carpeting in dorm hallways sounds like an antisocial personality disorder.
 
2012-09-18 11:52:13 AM  
Assaulting gay kids and cutting off their hair shows that someone is a psychopath willing to use physical means to cause harm to people who have done nothing to you. As president, Romney would use his power to physically attack anyone who disagrees with him, or anyone he just does not like, which appears to be 47% of the country. He cannot be trusted as president.
 
2012-09-18 11:56:02 AM  
"Pay no attention to the garbage falling from our guy's mouth - here: have some random quotes from Obama we call obnoxious because we think he's cocky - like the rest of his kind."
 
2012-09-18 11:56:32 AM  

Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?


I don't follow NASCAR as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.

I like those fancy raincoats you bought, really sprung for the big bucks.

'I hope people understand this, your friends who like Obamacare, you remind them of this, if they want more stuff from government tell them to go vote for the other guy - more free stuff. But don't forget nothing is really free.

Don't try to stop the foreclosure process. Let it run its course and hit the bottom.

I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.

I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed.

An apology for America's values is never the right course. ... The statement that came from the administration was -- was a statement which is akin to apology and I think was a -- a severe miscalculation.

5 minutes later . . .
And the idea of using something that some people consider sacred and then parading that out in a negative way is simply inappropriate and wrong. And I wish people wouldn't do it.


'My sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard. One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president

/Ok, enough. This is just depressing me.
 
2012-09-18 11:57:24 AM  
you best start believing in troll threads.
 
2012-09-18 11:58:44 AM  

SkinnyHead:

It's more likely that he would want to burn holes in our "bourgeois" economy the same way that he burned holes in his dorm hallway carpet to get back at "bourgeois society."


Obama doesn't want to get back at society. He has the pinikle of a school boys dream job.

That's a cute nom de plume Skinny your breatheren were here this weekend
 
2012-09-18 11:58:59 AM  

Bocasio: Romney pretty much said "I cant reach those people, I'm not going to try"


And as far as election strategy goes, it would be a waste of his time and money to do so. You know, these guys yammer incessantly. In fact, that's pretty much the job description of a politician: Yak yak yak. Every day. Before breakfast, during breakfast, at night, on Mondays, on Halloween, and whether it's raining or sunny. Yak yak yak. The amazing thing is how infrequently they say stupid things, but that's because they're good at it, like ancient bards who would recite epic poems from memory with few mistakes, or like an Apache scout who knew precisely how to navigate on foot through rugged terrain for hundreds of miles and never get lost. They have a certain sort of brain, which is part of the package: Wildly ambitious, cut-throat, with encyclopedic memories of incredibly dull legalese, talking points on myriad subjects, and policy details, and are able on command, almost like a robot, to disgorge snippets or long sections of this immense hoard of mental garbage. Yak yak yak. And then, if they make a tiny mistake or mis-speak or - God Forbid - be candid for a fleeting moment, there are legions of prissy nit-pickers with computers ready to pounce upon the error and vomit forth whole libraries of "fact-checking" and criticisms to clog up the airwaves and intar-tubes (most of which will be quickly forgotten in the dizzying continuum of our fast-paced "news cycle."

And so Willard candidly admits he doesn't give a sh*t about people who will never vote for him, and Barry candidly admits he considers being saddled with a child to be a form of punishment, and everyone gets a chapped ass. And so the beat goes on: Yak yak yak.
 
2012-09-18 11:59:19 AM  

SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.

Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.


Then we have about 6 people in this country who are fit to lead. Either that, or you understand that you live in a world where basically everyone has "an antisocial personality disorder".

I went to UMD, where 5 straight Duke basketball games - win or lose - resulted in hundred-thousand-dollar-plus riot damages. After winning the ACC tourney in...2006?, the cops sent out an APC and a full sidewalk-to-sidewalk contingent of riot cops, complete with a jackass riding a horse.

Look around. That's not atypical college student behavior. That age, 18-21, is just about the cognitive time that humans start to realize that the world is far larger than they are, and we begin realizing the consequences of our actions beyond the immediate "I hope no one saw that".

Obama himself describes it as his coming-of-age angst, tempered with a bit of racial resentment. Almost like it's hard out there for a biracial kid who grew up partially on another continent to reconcile the attitudes society thinks he should have with the attitudes he actually has, and all brewing in a shiatpot of hormones and his first taste of majority-age freedom. In a time where railing against the bourgeoisie (specifically, the white man) and social justice were hot-button topics.

In 10 years, we may have Congressman Occupy (R-ID*), and we would do well to remember that shocks to the system in the form of (semi-)organized nationwide protests brought terms like "the 1%" and "wage gap" into common parlance, and they also shiat on cop cars. It was a messy time that opened a pretty good age of reflection on how we structure our financial system (assuming we actually get there between now and 2022).

* that's sarcasm. They'd clearly be Texan Libertarians.
 
2012-09-18 12:00:55 PM  
I'm....gonna....get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see...

is strangely absent.
 
2012-09-18 12:02:39 PM  
What I got from it:

25) "like Special Olympics, or something." -- Barack Obama

24) "I have become a symbol." -- Barack Obama

23) "you've made enough money." -- Barack Obama

22) "We smoked cigarettes." -- Barack Obama

21) "I believe in keeping guns." -- Barack Obama

20) "me trying to prove what a down brother I was." -- Barack Obama

19) "this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last." -- Barack Obama

18) "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want." -- Barack Obama

17) "more innocent people could (get shot during) altercations." -- Barack Obama

16) "I'm like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person." -- Barack Obama

15) "police acted stupidly." - President Obama on Gates' arrest.

14) "get out of the way." -- Barack Obama

13) "Latinos sit out the election." -- Barack Obama

12) "such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man." -- Barack Obama

11) "typical white person." -- Barack Obama

10) "not gonna be a list of accomplishments." -- Barack Obama

9) "slavery has not gone away" -- Barack Obama

8) "fine." -- Barack Obama

7) "That's just how white folks will do you." -- Barack Obama

6) "white folks' greed runs a world in need" -- Barack Obama quotes Rev. Wright

5) "I decided I won't wear that pin on my chest..." -- Barack Obama

4) "If you've got a business - you didn't build that." -- Barack Obama

3) "I can disown the black community." -- Barack Obama

2) "I don't want them punished with a baby." -- Barack Obama

1) "And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion." --Barack Obama

/Am I doing selective quotes right?
 
2012-09-18 12:04:07 PM  

SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.

Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.

EyeballKid: Obviously, his next target is your lily white mother's/sister's/grandmother's/aunt's vagina.

It's more likely that he would want to burn holes in our "bourgeois" economy the same way that he burned holes in his dorm hallway carpet to get back at "bourgeois society."


You must have really hated college. All those people running around, laughing, experimenting with their new found freedom. How you must have loathed them all.
 
2012-09-18 12:06:46 PM  
anthonypeoples.files.wordpress.com 

when this happens,
you can continue gnashing your teeth and tearing your cloths
 
2012-09-18 12:09:34 PM  
I can see how the Special Olympics quote would be offensive to the retarded and Townhall bloggers since they overlap.
 
2012-09-18 12:10:55 PM  
After the past month or so, I'm reasonably certain that half the Townhall and NRO and similar threads are posted only to generate traffic, be it from outraged Dems or smug Republicons.
 
2012-09-18 12:11:06 PM  

canyoneer: Yak yak yak. And then, if they make a tiny mistake or mis-speak or - God Forbid - be candid for a fleeting moment


Of course, with the current Republican agenda, candidness means open class warfare.
 
2012-09-18 12:11:15 PM  
19) "...I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment -- this was the time -- when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals." -- Barack Obama

What an asshole!
 
2012-09-18 12:11:16 PM  
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

"Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things." -Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work." -Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." -President Bush

"It's a slam-dunk case!" -CIA Director George Tenet, discussing WMD

"It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure." -White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, admitting she had never heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis

"I don't recall." -Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who repeated the phrase, or some variation, more than 70 times in response to congressional questions about the firing of U.S. attorneys, April 20, 2007

"So what?" -President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded

"George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States. He was appointed by God." -Lt. Gen. William Boykin, the former defense undersecretary

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." -President Bush

So yeah. I'm playing the bbbbuuuttt Bush card but it is done for a reason. The quotes cherry picked by John Boy are mere snaffu's. Most have some form of truth to them but many were said in 2008 before the election. He won that.
Bush on the other hand will be known for his lack of leadership skills and appointing the wrong people who as a whole farked this country.

"Is our Children's learnin,".
 
2012-09-18 12:12:33 PM  

wotthefark: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

"Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things." -Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work." -Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." -President Bush

"It's a slam-dunk case!" -CIA Director George Tenet, discussing WMD

"It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure." -White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, admitting she had never heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis

"I don't recall." -Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who repeated the phrase, or some variation, more than 70 times in response to congressional questions about the firing of U.S. attorneys, April 20, 2007

"So what?" -President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded

"George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States. He was appointed by God." -Lt. Gen. William Boykin, the former defense undersecretary

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." -President Bush

So yeah. I'm playing the bbbbuuuttt Bush card but it is done for a reason. The quotes cherry picked by John Boy are mere snaffu's. Most have some form of truth to them but many were said in 2008 before the election. He won that.
Bush on the other hand will be known for his lack of leadership skills and appointing the wrong people who as a whole farked this country.

"Is our Children's learnin,".


"I'm the decider"
 
2012-09-18 12:13:17 PM  

zarberg: After the past month or so, I'm reasonably certain that half the Townhall and NRO and similar threads are posted only to generate traffic, be it from outraged Dems or smug Republicons.


I always thought they were for comic relief.
 
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2012-09-18 12:13:51 PM  

bdub77: 25. "Sh*t, negro. That's all you had to say." - To Joe Biden on hearing about his win over McCain in 2008.

24. "I got my technique on Michelle all down cold. I don't be ticklin or nothin." - To HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

23. "I gotta get the taste of that Budweiser out of my mouth. Hand me some Colt 45. Sh*t's for real!" - On the bus after his latest beer tour.

22. "Bin Laden is dead. I killed him. I f*ckin went in there, strangled that muthaf*cka to death. Ain't no Seal Team Six, just Barack Hussein Obama. He dead. Now...any questions?" - To reporters upon returning to the US, presumably after killing Obama.

21. "Romney? You talkin bout Romney? Romney? We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise president, and we're talking about Romney?"

20. "You took care of that birth certificate thing, right? My negros in Hawaii, that's what I'm talkin bout!" - To the leaders of the Hawaiian government.

19. "You know what I hate about white people? Shh...here comes Biden, dude thinks he one of us. Sup MAN!" - To Michelle Obama, January 2010.

18. "You know what, fark this shiat, let's drop some f*ckin cash on those mutherf*ckaz and go golfing. Make it rain!" - To Warren Buffet after discussing GM bailout.

17. "Where's my f*ckin teleprompter. Y'all know Barack Hussein can't speak without his m*therfarkin teleprompter. - To aides during a recent tour of the country.

16. "Michelle Bachmann. I wouldn't f*ck Michelle Bachmann with Rush Limbaugh's dick. B*tch is crazay." - To Senator Max Baucus.

15. "You know what. I changed my mind. Sure, why the f*ck not. They can find out how f*ckin weak that sh*t is on they own. Nothin civil about it." - To Joe Biden after debating gay marriage.

14. "Does Barack Obama have to choke a biatch?" - To Hillary Clinton, post debate early 2008.

13. "Let's pour one out for my homes. Yeah I know it's the Oval. Pour that sh*t all over the eagle. It's cryin." - Upon hearing the death of Chris Stevens.

12. "You know what I love ...


End of thread!
 
2012-09-18 12:16:38 PM  

mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.


This. How dare he eloquently describe his feelings of alienation growing up mixed race and as a disaffected youth.
 
2012-09-18 12:21:14 PM  
Are these quotes from the Obama the President or Obama the Chair?
 
2012-09-18 12:21:59 PM  

MinkeyMan: SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.

Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.

EyeballKid: Obviously, his next target is your lily white mother's/sister's/grandmother's/aunt's vagina.

It's more likely that he would want to burn holes in our "bourgeois" economy the same way that he burned holes in his dorm hallway carpet to get back at "bourgeois society."

You must have really hated college. All those people running around, laughing, experimenting with their new found freedom. How you must have loathed them all.


You're assuming he got in.
 
2012-09-18 12:24:44 PM  
Townhall, you chose the WORST day possible to list a bunch of quotes from Obama and try to paint them negatively.
 
2012-09-18 12:25:36 PM  

pontechango: Of course, with the current Republican agenda, candidness means open class warfare.


Well, yes and no. I happen to not restrict myself to a narrow demographic slice - I wander about a little bit and have family, friends and acquaintances across the so-called spectrum. It's not class warfare when right-leaning people say things like this, because even poor or middle-class right-leaning people tend to agree with Romney's POV in this regard (whether their stance represents hypocrisy or cognitive dissonance is another discussion, and whether Romney actually disdains the poor or was simply discussing campaign strategy here). Even if they choose to ignore or not recognize their own "dependence" upon government programs, they take pride in working hard for a living and possess a rugged individualist ideology, so to speak. It's the very idea of pervasive government that deeply bothers them. Call it distrust, but it isn't class-based necessarily. And I must point out that the other party stokes class divisions too, with its constant harping about the rich not paying their fair share and all of that stuff, as if making the rich pay more taxes would make any significant difference in the country's fiscal condition, which it would not.
 
2012-09-18 12:33:25 PM  

canyoneer: pontechango: Of course, with the current Republican agenda, candidness means open class warfare.

*woooordpoooooooop*


No, you're a Republican, and yes, your party holds as a core value that the poor are unworthy, lazy and to be scorned.
 
2012-09-18 12:34:44 PM  
Left out a few.

"energy prices will necessarily skyrocket"

"if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can, it's just that it will bankrupt them"

"I happen to be a proponent of single-payer health care plan, a universal health care plan. That is what I would like to see."
 
2012-09-18 12:35:57 PM  

MinkeyMan: SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: Doesn't sound like he's bragging about anything. Sounds like Obama is telling us about the anger, resentment, sense of not-belonging, and general coming-of-age angst common among the 18-to-21 set.

Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.

EyeballKid: Obviously, his next target is your lily white mother's/sister's/grandmother's/aunt's vagina.

It's more likely that he would want to burn holes in our "bourgeois" economy the same way that he burned holes in his dorm hallway carpet to get back at "bourgeois society."

You must have really hated college. All those people running around, laughing, experimenting with their new found freedom. How you must have loathed them all.


I got nothing against college fun. But not everyone who goes to college runs around laughing and having fun. Some want to destroy things because they're full of anger and resentment. You know, the type that would vandalize the dormitory because they feel alienated by "bourgeois society." I got no use for those types.
 
2012-09-18 12:36:04 PM  

SkinnyHead: When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.


Romney: 47% of people pay no taxes and we won't get their vote because they feel entitled to everything.

More obnoxious than that Romney quote or more obnoxious than the inability for your brain to receive enough oxygen?
 
2012-09-18 12:37:19 PM  

Epoch_Zero: No, you're a Republican, and yes, your party holds as a core value that the poor are unworthy, lazy and to be scorned.


No, you're a Marxist pedophile, and your party holds as a core value that all possessions must be seized from the Glorious Pipples and that their children should be abused by the Righteous Party Cadres.
 
2012-09-18 12:37:54 PM  

bdub77: 21. "Romney? You talkin bout Romney? Romney? We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise president, and we're talking about Romney?"


"I mean, listen, we're talking about Romney, not the president, not the president, not the president, we talking about ROMNEY. Not the president. Not, not ... Not the presidency that I go out there and die for and sign every bill like it's my last. Not the presidency, but we're talking about Romney, man. I mean, how silly is that? ...

And we talking about Romney. I know I supposed to care about the republican nominee. I know I'm supposed to lead by example... I know that... And i'm not.. I'm not shoving it aside, you know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I do. I honestly do...

But we're talking about ROMNEY man. What are we talking about? Romney? We're talking about Romney, man. (laughter from the media crowd) ... When you come to the Oval Office, and you see me lead, you see me lead don't you? You've seen me give everything I've got, right? But we're talking about Romney right now. We talking about Ro-"

Reporter: "But it's an issue that your team continues to raise?"

Obama: "Man look, I hear you... it's funny to me too, I mean it's strange... it's strange to me too, but we're talking about Romney man, we're not even talking about the presidency... the actual presidency, when it matters... We're talking about Romney..."

Reporter: "Is it possible that if you campaigned, you would make your party better?"

Obama: "How the hell can I make my party better by campaigning?"

Unabridged. And now my new favorite depiction of Obama.

Reporter: "After this campaign, what do you think about the GOP?"

Obama: "You wanna crown them? Then CROWN THEIR ASSES! They are who we thought they were. And we let em off the hook!"

/wtf is this guy's problem?
 
2012-09-18 12:38:35 PM  

cchris_39: Left out a few.

"energy prices will necessarily skyrocket"

"if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can, it's just that it will bankrupt them"

"I happen to be a proponent of single-payer health care plan, a universal health care plan. That is what I would like to see."


So, everything you don't agree with is obnoxious...got it
 
2012-09-18 12:39:35 PM  
I'll do the same thing I do whenever Downs Syndrome McBlooger gets a greenlight here. I copied ones that don't to me sound very obnoxious. Someone explain to me what si so bad about these:

20) "Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn't been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by then, anyway. I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory. I had discovered that it didn't make any difference whether you smoked reefer in the white classmate's sparkling new van, or in the dorm room of some brother you'd met down at the gym, or on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids who had dropped out of school and now spent most of their time looking for an excuse to brawl. ...You might just be bored, or alone. Everybody was welcome into the club of disaffection." -- Barack Obama

19) "...I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment -- this was the time -- when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals." -- Barack Obama

18) "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen." -- Barack Obama

16) "It's very rare that I come to an event where I'm like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person." -- Barack Obama

14) "But I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up after them, but don't do a lot of talking." -- Barack Obama

13) "If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna punish our enemies and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder and that's why I think it's so important that people focus on voting on November 2." -- Barack Obama

12) "It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those tricks I had learned: (White) People were satisfied so long as you were courteous and smiled and made no sudden moves. They were more than satisfied, they were relieved -- such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man who didn't seem angry all the time." -- Barack Obama

11) "The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person..." -- Barack Obama

9) "I don't believe it is possible to transcend race in this country. Race is a factor in this society. The legacy of Jim Crow and slavery has not gone away. It is not an accident that African-Americans experience high crime rates, are poor, and have less wealth. It is a direct result of our racial history." -- Barack Obama

7) "That's just how white folks will do you. It wasn't merely the cruelty involved; I was learning that black people could be mean and then some. It was a particular brand of arrogance, an obtuseness in otherwise sane people that brought forth our bitter laughter. It was as if whites didn't know that they were being cruel in the first place. Or at least thought you deserving of their scorn." -- Barack Obama

5) "You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a (flag) pin. Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we're talking about the Iraq war, that became a substitute for, I think, true patriotism, which is speaking out on issues that are of importance to our national security, I decided I won't wear that pin on my chest..." -- Barack Obama

4) "If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." -- Barack Obama

3) "I can no more disown (Jeremiah Wright) than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother - a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe." -- Barack Obama

2) "...I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby." -- Barack Obama

1) "You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." -- Barack Obama
 
2012-09-18 12:40:38 PM  

cchris_39: "I happen to be a proponent of single-payer health care plan, a universal health care plan. That is what I would like to see."


Nothing says obnoxious like being for health care.
 
2012-09-18 12:42:22 PM  

mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.


16 is obnoxious, but I mean, the guy is President. He gets to hear and decide all kinds of fascinating things. Hhe probably IS more interesting than most of the people he meets, even if it is a dick move to say so.
 
2012-09-18 12:43:31 PM  

canyoneer: No, you're a Marxist pedophile


Listen, this line is getting a bit old. Those who are afraid of pedophiles just need to grow up already.
 
2012-09-18 12:46:06 PM  

Dr Dreidel: SkinnyHead: When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.

Because everyone in college is an enlightened member of society, fully mature and respectful of their peers and at peace with their station in life.


Barack Obama was the first and only pretentious college student ever. EVER!
 
2012-09-18 12:47:42 PM  

timujin: mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.

This. How dare he eloquently describe his feelings of alienation growing up mixed race and as a disaffected youth.


This2. Also, the most obnoxious thing about 25 for me was the way that the RW media cynically took Obama's obvious attempt at self deprecating humor and tried to pretend that Obama was being deliberately offensive to the mentally challenged.

This goes double for "You didn't build that".

The centerpiece of Romney's campaign is an out and out lie and John Candy's retarded love-child here actually includes it in his list of obnoxious Obama quotes?

Wow. THAT shiat is seriously obnoxious.

/TY to the kind Farker who posted the list so I didn't have to give those dicks any clicks.
 
2012-09-18 12:48:47 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: 1) "You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --Barack Obama


They forgot the next paragraph:


"Now, these are in some communities. You know, I think what you'll find is that people of every background-there are going to be a mix of people. You can go in the toughest neighborhood, you know, working-class lunch-pail folks, and you'll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you'd think that I'd be very strong, and people will just be skeptical. The important thing is that you show up and you're doing what you're doing."
 
2012-09-18 12:49:50 PM  

canyoneer: Epoch_Zero: No, you're a Republican, and yes, your party holds as a core value that the poor are unworthy, lazy and to be scorned.

No, you're a Marxist pedophile, and your party holds as a core value that all possessions must be seized from the Glorious Pipples and that their children should be abused by the Righteous Party Cadres.


While individual Republicans might not feel the way Epoch_Zero describes, the overall sentiment expressed by the leaders of the party are consistent with his statement.
 
2012-09-18 12:53:42 PM  

Lsherm: Fark Dependents



You mean all the conservatives living off welfare, disability, social security, or pensions?
 
2012-09-18 12:54:00 PM  

canyoneer: It's the very idea of pervasive government that deeply bothers them.


No, it's the very idea of spending on social programs that benefit the disabled, the poor, the elderly, military veterans, etc. that deeply bothers them. Not to mention any kind of regulations that might internalize the economic externalities that multinational corporations exploit, e.g. cheap labor and environmental regulatory arbitrage.

They have demonstrated no problem whatsoever in blindly supporting their government in areas (Iraq War, hint, hint).
 
2012-09-18 12:56:35 PM  

SkinnyHead: Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.



That sounds like a Rand followers wet dream

SkinnyHead: It's more likely that he would want to burn holes in our "bourgeois" economy the same way that he burned holes in his dorm hallway carpet to get back at "bourgeois society."



When you say more likely, do you mean in your imagination? Because you're pretty desperate here.

But hey at least Obama didn't impersonate a police officer and pull people over using his daddies political power
 
2012-09-18 12:58:17 PM  

MinkeyMan: You must have really hated college. All those people running around, laughing, experimenting with their new found freedom. How you must have loathed them all.



I highly doubt any of the conservative trolls ever spent a day in a college classroom.
 
2012-09-18 12:59:52 PM  

SkinnyHead: EyeballKid: SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.

Yeah. Kids in college do dumbs stuff. I'll alert the local media, you inform the clergy.

Why is he bragging about it? And it wasn't just dumb, it was malicious to put cigarette burns in the carpet just to get back at "bourgeois society." Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."


B. Hussein Obama is systematically DESTROYING the United States and converting it to a post apocalyptic Shari'a/Stalinist wasteland and you're worried about CIGARETTE BURNS ON DORM HALL CARPET????

Um, time to WAKE UP, man.
 
2012-09-18 01:02:19 PM  

SkinnyHead: When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.


Are you the same man you were when you went to col ... uh, I mean a year or two after you gradu ...

Never mind.
 
2012-09-18 01:03:40 PM  
i, barack obama, do solemny swear....


worst evar
 
2012-09-18 01:06:23 PM  

pontechango: SkinnyHead: Destroying property to get back at "bourgeois society" because you're full of anger, resentment, and sense of not-belonging sounds more like an antisocial personality disorder than just general coming-of-age angst.

Your attachment to carpeting in dorm hallways sounds like an antisocial personality disorder.


You people are really missing the point. The carpeting is just a metaphor for the capitalist utopia that is the United States, and Obama and friends' juvenile protest statement is just a PRECURSOR of his UNRELENTING MANIACAL OBSESSION to destroy it such that no stone rests on another.

How could anything be more plain and obvious??
 
2012-09-18 01:13:45 PM  
Okay, I read the quotes. Was I suppost to not like them or something?
 
2012-09-18 01:14:08 PM  

Epoch_Zero: canyoneer: No, you're a Marxist pedophile

Listen, this line is getting a bit old. Those who are afraid of pedophiles just need to grow up already.


This line isn't getting enough play in this thread. If brevity is the soul of wit, you just secured wit's place in the promised land.
 
2012-09-18 01:17:37 PM  
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SkinnyHead: Some want to destroy things because they're full of anger and resentment.

 
2012-09-18 01:21:15 PM  

bdub77: 25. "Sh*t, negro. That's all you had to say." - To Joe Biden on hearing about his win over McCain in 2008.

24. "I got my technique on Michelle all down cold. I don't be ticklin or nothin." - To HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

23. "I gotta get the taste of that Budweiser out of my mouth. Hand me some Colt 45. Sh*t's for real!" - On the bus after his latest beer tour.

22. "Bin Laden is dead. I killed him. I f*ckin went in there, strangled that muthaf*cka to death. Ain't no Seal Team Six, just Barack Hussein Obama. He dead. Now...any questions?" - To reporters upon returning to the US, presumably after killing Obama.

21. "Romney? You talkin bout Romney? Romney? We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise president, and we're talking about Romney?"

20. "You took care of that birth certificate thing, right? My negros in Hawaii, that's what I'm talkin bout!" - To the leaders of the Hawaiian government.

19. "You know what I hate about white people? Shh...here comes Biden, dude thinks he one of us. Sup MAN!" - To Michelle Obama, January 2010.

18. "You know what, fark this shiat, let's drop some f*ckin cash on those mutherf*ckaz and go golfing. Make it rain!" - To Warren Buffet after discussing GM bailout.

17. "Where's my f*ckin teleprompter. Y'all know Barack Hussein can't speak without his m*therfarkin teleprompter. - To aides during a recent tour of the country.

16. "Michelle Bachmann. I wouldn't f*ck Michelle Bachmann with Rush Limbaugh's dick. B*tch is crazay." - To Senator Max Baucus.

15. "You know what. I changed my mind. Sure, why the f*ck not. They can find out how f*ckin weak that sh*t is on they own. Nothin civil about it." - To Joe Biden after debating gay marriage.

14. "Does Barack Obama have to choke a biatch?" - To Hillary Clinton, post debate early 2008.

13. "Let's pour one out for my homes. Yeah I know it's the Oval. Pour that sh*t all over the eagle. It's cryin." - Upon hearing the death of Chris Stevens.

12. "You know what I love ...


Oh m y god.
 
2012-09-18 01:25:12 PM  

pontechango: No, it's the very idea of spending on social programs that benefit the disabled, the poor, the elderly, military veterans, etc. that deeply bothers them. Not to mention any kind of regulations that might internalize the economic externalities that multinational corporations exploit, e.g. cheap labor and environmental regulatory arbitrage. They have demonstrated no problem whatsoever in blindly supporting their government in areas (Iraq War, hint, hint).


No offense intended, ponte, but you hang out in Baaa-stun, IIRC. How many of these run-of-the-mill conservatives do you know or have you met? Is your finger on the pulse, or are you just regurgitating stereotypes for effect? Furthermore, explain to me how all of this stuff about multinational corporations, internalizing economic externalities, exploitation, and environmental arbitrage does not apply equally to the Democratic Party, which people of your stripe religiously support. Seriously, when it comes to cognitive dissonance, Democrat voters seem completely oblivious to the corrupt corporate whore nature of their chosen party. It's like any evidence of this simply cannot permeate the Democratic voter's brain, and they reflexively blame all the ills of the world on those gol-danged evil Republicans, while pretending that thieving Democrats are as pure as the driven snow. It's a fascinating but repulsive spectacle, like watching a dog eat its own vomit.

As to the Iraq War, it was enthusiastically supported by 70% of Americans back in March of 2003, and was voted for by a substantial number of Democratic Congressmen, including a majority of Democratic Senators. But now all of those facts have disappeared down the memory hole, and you can't find a single Democrat alive in America who was not a prescient and vociferous opponent of the Iraq War, curiously enough. Where did they all go? Did they get kidnapped by aliens or sail off into the Bermuda Triangle? How to explain this odd phenomenon? Meanwhile, the debacle in Afghanistan grinds on and our Democratic President continues to rain down Hellfire missiles on mud villages in Waziristan, for inscrutable reasons.
 
2012-09-18 01:29:30 PM  

canyoneer: As to the Iraq War, it was enthusiastically supported by 70% of Americans back in March of 2003, and was voted for by a substantial number of Democratic Congressmen, including a majority of Democratic Senators. But now all of those facts have disappeared down the memory hole, and you can't find a single Democrat alive in America who was not a prescient and vociferous opponent of the Iraq War, curiously enough. Where did they all go? Did they get kidnapped by aliens or sail off into the Bermuda Triangle? How to explain this odd phenomenon?


Here's a hint: They were lied to. We were lied to. Only, you like lies, so long as they agree with the voices in your head.
 
2012-09-18 01:34:50 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.



Thanks.
Your courtesy and generosity of spirit is appreciated.
 
2012-09-18 01:42:07 PM  

canyoneer: But now all of those facts have disappeared down the memory hole,


Wait, are you talking about the support for the war, or the reasoning for the war. Because you used the word "facts" when referring to Iraq. It confused me there for a minute.


canyoneer: Meanwhile, the debacle in Afghanistan grinds on and our Democratic President continues to rain down Hellfire missiles on mud villages in Waziristan, for inscrutable reasons.


What inscrutable reasons may look like:
i2.cdn.turner.com
www.historycommons.org
assets.nydailynews.com
i.telegraph.co.uk
www.csmonitor.com
 
2012-09-18 01:47:55 PM  

canyoneer: Furthermore, explain to me how all of this stuff about multinational corporations, internalizing economic externalities, exploitation, and environmental arbitrage does not apply equally to the Democratic Party, which people of your stripe religiously support.


Umm.. what is the Democratic equivalent to the Mariana clause in the Republican Party Platform? Who is the Republican equivalent to Al Gore or Elizabeth Warren? Come on, man. You can't be THAT stupid.

canyoneer: How to explain this odd phenomenon?


http://intelligence.senate.gov/080605/phase2a.pdf

[The Bush Administration] repeatedly presented intelligence as fact when in reality it was unsubstantiated, contradicted, or even non-existent. As a result, the American people were led to believe that the threat from Iraq was much greater than actually existed.
 
2012-09-18 01:49:17 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt:
25)
1) ...


Thank you, good sir. you saved me defiling my monitor with a THall page.

Trotting those out as the more obnoxious quotes from Fartbongo is hilarious. That's the worst they could find?

It looks like an ad FOR Obama, especially next to Willard's ongoing tarsophalangeal target practice.
 
2012-09-18 01:52:58 PM  

canyoneer: It's a fascinating but repulsive spectacle, like watching a dog eat its own vomit.


Or like watching your tortured, cynical exercises of drawing equivalences between Democratic and Republican politicians because Democratic policies aren't pro-Social Darwin/Malthusian enough for you.
 
2012-09-18 01:57:39 PM  

EyeballKid: Here's a hint: They were lied to. We were lied to. Only, you like lies, so long as they agree with the voices in your head.


Oh, la-dee-dah. Anyone who believed that sh*t about Iraq being a big threat to the United States wanted to believe the lie. What you have proposed is that public opinion is unreliable and shouldn't be factored in to any decision, and that the sharks in Congress were fooled...by the New York Times. Well, I happen to be a 30 percenter in this case, and none of it fooled me. I guess maybe I'm a real smart guy, eh? Smarter than dozens and dozens of top, top men in the Democratic Party, evidently. Were you taken in like a hayseed by a carnival barker at the county fair, Kid? Well, if that's the case, your opinion is worth squat.
 
2012-09-18 02:02:02 PM  

canyoneer: EyeballKid: Here's a hint: They were lied to. We were lied to. Only, you like lies, so long as they agree with the voices in your head.

Oh, la-dee-dah. Anyone who believed that sh*t about Iraq being a big threat to the United States wanted to believe the lie. What you have proposed is that public opinion is unreliable and shouldn't be factored in to any decision, and that the sharks in Congress were fooled...by the New York Times. Well, I happen to be a 30 percenter in this case, and none of it fooled me. I guess maybe I'm a real smart guy, eh? Smarter than dozens and dozens of top, top men in the Democratic Party, evidently. Were you taken in like a hayseed by a carnival barker at the county fair, Kid? Well, if that's the case, your opinion is worth squat.


Gosh. If it's possible that my naivete and my trusting nature resulted in the Iraq war -- not to mention what I was wearing at the time, I must have looked like I wanted it something bad -- it seems you should have put me on ignore. Oh well, at least one of us has learned something today. Adios, dickbag.
 
2012-09-18 02:05:01 PM  

Epoch_Zero: What inscrutable reasons may look like: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360] [www.historycommons.org image 272x257] [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364] [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387] [www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]


So bombing these people will discourage them from engaging terrorism, eh? Well, what do you know? I aways assumed bombing people would piss them off, but you learn something new every day, as the old saying goes. I'm a bit confused, though. I was assured in one of these Fark forums just the other day that we should ban people from expressing any low opinion of Islam or Mohammed because it might provoke these fellows to engage in terrorism. Something about "fighting words." So, let me make sure I'm following the logic: Movies lampooning Mohammed should be banned, but bombing Muslims will stop terrorism. Right? Am I following your line of reasoning here?
 
2012-09-18 02:07:18 PM  

canyoneer: EyeballKid: Here's a hint: They were lied to. We were lied to. Only, you like lies, so long as they agree with the voices in your head.

Oh, la-dee-dah. Anyone who believed that sh*t about Iraq being a big threat to the United States wanted to believe the lie. What you have proposed is that public opinion is unreliable and shouldn't be factored in to any decision, and that the sharks in Congress were fooled...by the New York Times. Well, I happen to be a 30 percenter in this case, and none of it fooled me. I guess maybe I'm a real smart guy, eh? Smarter than dozens and dozens of top, top men in the Democratic Party, evidently. Were you taken in like a hayseed by a carnival barker at the county fair, Kid? Well, if that's the case, your opinion is worth squat.


Yes. People like Max Cleland stood up (metaphorically. Maxie's legs don't work so good anymore, having been blown off in Vietnam while Saxby Chambliss farted audibly and called it an education) and said "This is wrong, we shouldn't do this." And then true patriots like Saxby Chambliss said "Max Cleland is a pussy traitor who wants the terrorists to win."

They were going to get their war, Democrats voting in favor or no. Let's look at the vote totals, shall we?
House: Republicans 215-6 (2 not voting), Democrats 82-126 (1 not voting; plus Independent Bernie Sanders for 127 against).
Senate: Republicans 48-1 (plus Jeffords voting against makes 2 nays), Democrats 29-21.

Beside the fact that the October vote authorized the use of force. It didn't require it. Perhaps Congressmen believed Bush when he said that force was the last option on the table, to be used for emergencies only.
 
2012-09-18 02:10:12 PM  
Because what we really need is a President who grew up with magic underwear and a silver spoon whose only real indiscretions financial and tax related.
 
2012-09-18 02:10:30 PM  

canyoneer: Epoch_Zero: What inscrutable reasons may look like: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360] [www.historycommons.org image 272x257] [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364] [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387] [www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]

So bombing these people will discourage them from engaging terrorism, eh? Well, what do you know? I aways assumed bombing people would piss them off, but you learn something new every day, as the old saying goes. I'm a bit confused, though. I was assured in one of these Fark forums just the other day that we should ban people from expressing any low opinion of Islam or Mohammed because it might provoke these fellows to engage in terrorism. Something about "fighting words." So, let me make sure I'm following the logic: Movies lampooning Mohammed should be banned, but bombing Muslims will stop terrorism. Right? Am I following your line of reasoning here?


You're getting straw, just, everywhere.
 
2012-09-18 02:12:30 PM  

pontechango: Umm.. what is the Democratic equivalent to the Mariana clause in the Republican Party Platform? Who is the Republican equivalent to Al Gore or Elizabeth Warren? Come on, man. You can't be THAT stupid.


Who runs Obama's Treasury Department? A bunch of Goldman Sachs executives, playing the usual game of musical chairs. Come on, man. You can't be THAT stupid.

Oh, and BTW: I don't give two sh*ts about who might be a Republican equivalent to Al Gore or the sweet old Cherokee school marm up in Massachussetts, because neither of them impress me at all, and any Republican equivalent to them would leave me just as unimpressed. You see, I am not inspired by politicians and their insincere, two-faced bullsh*t. That's for the hayseeds.
 
2012-09-18 02:14:14 PM  
25) Liberal feel-good talking point
24) Socialist propaganda
23) I don't like whites
22) Wealthy people are bad (see #24)
21) Self-important douchenozzleness

/etc
//etc
 
2012-09-18 02:15:48 PM  

canyoneer: You see, I am not inspired by politicians and their insincere, two-faced bullsh*t. That's for the hayseeds.


Now watch me consistently argue against one philosophy while defending another.Because I am an Independent, and do not wish to create joinder with any party!
 
2012-09-18 02:18:15 PM  

canyoneer: Well, I happen to be a 30 percenter in this case, and none of it fooled me. I guess maybe I'm a real smart guy, eh? Smarter than dozens and dozens of top, top men in the Democratic Party, evidently. Were you taken in like a hayseed by a carnival barker at the county fair, Kid? Well, if that's the case, your opinion is worth squat.


And yet a lot of prominent Democrats were publicly skeptical about the authorization to use force: Howard Dean, Robert Byrd, and, yes, Barack Obama.

The only thing the Republicans have that's equivalent is their red-headed step-child, Ron Paul.

Beside the fact that the October vote authorized the use of force. It didn't require it. Perhaps Congressmen believed Bush when he said that force was the last option on the table, to be used for emergencies only.

Not to mention:
In a devastating passage, Rycroft added: "In other words, if for some reason [such as a French or Russian veto] there were no second resolution agreed ... we and the US would take action."

The Downing Street letter is particularly significant considering the government's repeated emphasis in public at the time on the need for UN approval before any invasion of Iraq.
 
2012-09-18 02:22:50 PM  
1) "You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --Barack Obama

talk about context geez... they LITERALLY don't understand what he says....
 
2012-09-18 02:24:49 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.


Thanks. Whenever I click on Clownhall, I end up regretting it.
 
2012-09-18 02:31:26 PM  

canyoneer: Oh, and BTW: I don't give two sh*ts about who might be a Republican equivalent to Al Gore or the sweet old Cherokee school marm up in Massachussetts, because neither of them impress me at all, and any Republican equivalent to them would leave me just as unimpressed. You see, I am not inspired by politicians and their insincere, two-faced bullsh*t. That's for the hayseeds.


Yeah, I know won't be "impressed" until Ted Kaczynski/Pat Buchanan runs on the Unity Party ticket.

But what I did was provide you with two exemplary Democratic politicians who have specifically campaigned on internalizing labor and environmental market externalities, since you scoffed at the idea that Democrats were any different than Republicans in that respect. Maybe the hayseeds got that, even if you didn't.
 
2012-09-18 02:32:52 PM  

Epoch_Zero:
You're getting straw, just, everywhere.


0.tqn.com
 
2012-09-18 02:32:53 PM  

Virulency: antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment


Funny how that part got lost and now it's all clinging to "guns and religion".
 
2012-09-18 02:32:57 PM  

Jackson Herring: Philip Francis Queeg: Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?

Because making fun of John Hawkins, professional Fat Blogger, is hilarious?


List of ladies I have made sweet love to:

1. Shaqueefka the Queefing Prostitute
 
2012-09-18 02:36:25 PM  

Paris1127: Better list:
[i.huffpost.com image 650x819]


Hey! I got all the answers right, without cheating!

///Way too much Simpsons on at my house....
 
2012-09-18 02:37:49 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Philip Francis Queeg: Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?

Because making fun of John Hawkins, professional Fat Blogger, is hilarious?

List of ladies I have made sweet love to:

1. Shaqueefka the Queefing Prostitute


pics?
 
2012-09-18 02:45:10 PM  

RedT: Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?

I don't follow NASCAR as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.

I like those fancy raincoats you bought, really sprung for the big bucks.

'I hope people understand this, your friends who like Obamacare, you remind them of this, if they want more stuff from government tell them to go vote for the other guy - more free stuff. But don't forget nothing is really free.

Don't try to stop the foreclosure process. Let it run its course and hit the bottom.

I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.

I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed.

An apology for America's values is never the right course. ... The statement that came from the administration was -- was a statement which is akin to apology and I think was a -- a severe miscalculation.

5 minutes later . . .
And the idea of using something that some people consider sacred and then parading that out in a negative way is simply inappropriate and wrong. And I wish people wouldn't do it.


'My sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decisio ...


And......."Let Detroit Go Bankrupt."
 
2012-09-18 02:49:40 PM  

Virulency: 1) "You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --Barack Obama

talk about context geez... they LITERALLY don't understand what he says....


See also: you didn't build that.
 
2012-09-18 03:21:50 PM  

Epoch_Zero: Now watch me consistently argue against one philosophy while defending another.Because I am an Independent, and do not wish to create joinder with any party!


You will note I do not argue against a philosophy, but rather against a party which sometimes espouses a certain philosophy while conducting a very different business-as-usual. I'm not swayed by what the Democratic Party says, but I do watch what it actually does, which is consistently Republican-lite. Many of you guys are impressed by the party's extremists, who rarely influence actual policy and law-making. You see, I abhor lies and hypocrisy. Just as the compassionate Christianity of the Republicans is a sham to sway the hayseeds, so is the compassionate humanism of the Democrats. So, we have the Obama Treasury Department run by the very Wall Street bankers who are vilified in Democratic stump speeches, and lobbyists writing legislation (see Exelon) while Democrats decry the supposed cozy relationship between "big business" and the Republicans. Me, I'm a pragmatist, not a conservative or a liberal. Obviously, we have some very objective, real-world problems in this country, and it is plain that the same corrupt private political parties and individuals who have caused these problems by selling government to the highest bidder are unlikely to do much, if anything, to reform a system which is making them wealthy. If you want to sit here and claim that Democrats aren't corrupt and aren't getting rich in this rigged game, you're either an on-the-take operative yourself or you're just a fool.
 
2012-09-18 03:32:48 PM  

Mikey1969: I had already clicked without seeing the 'Townhall' part


Let me guess, stoned again?
 
2012-09-18 03:34:15 PM  

canyoneer: Epoch_Zero: Now watch me consistently argue against one philosophy while defending another.Because I am an Independent, and do not wish to create joinder with any party!

You will note [blah blah blah]


Noam Chomsky's smarter than your pompous, pseudo-pragmatist ass.
Choosing the lesser of two evils isn't a bad thing. The cliché makes it sound bad, but it's a good thing. You get less evil.
 
2012-09-18 03:44:30 PM  

bdub77: 25. "Sh*t, negro. That's all you had to say." - To Joe Biden on hearing about his win over McCain in 2008.

24. "I got my technique on Michelle all down cold. I don't be ticklin or nothin." - To HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

23. "I gotta get the taste of that Budweiser out of my mouth. Hand me some Colt 45. Sh*t's for real!" - On the bus after his latest beer tour.

22. "Bin Laden is dead. I killed him. I f*ckin went in there, strangled that muthaf*cka to death. Ain't no Seal Team Six, just Barack Hussein Obama. He dead. Now...any questions?" - To reporters upon returning to the US, presumably after killing Obama.

21. "Romney? You talkin bout Romney? Romney? We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise president, and we're talking about Romney?"

20. "You took care of that birth certificate thing, right? My negros in Hawaii, that's what I'm talkin bout!" - To the leaders of the Hawaiian government.

19. "You know what I hate about white people? Shh...here comes Biden, dude thinks he one of us. Sup MAN!" - To Michelle Obama, January 2010.

18. "You know what, fark this shiat, let's drop some f*ckin cash on those mutherf*ckaz and go golfing. Make it rain!" - To Warren Buffet after discussing GM bailout.

17. "Where's my f*ckin teleprompter. Y'all know Barack Hussein can't speak without his m*therfarkin teleprompter. - To aides during a recent tour of the country.

16. "Michelle Bachmann. I wouldn't f*ck Michelle Bachmann with Rush Limbaugh's dick. B*tch is crazay." - To Senator Max Baucus.

15. "You know what. I changed my mind. Sure, why the f*ck not. They can find out how f*ckin weak that sh*t is on they own. Nothin civil about it." - To Joe Biden after debating gay marriage.

14. "Does Barack Obama have to choke a biatch?" - To Hillary Clinton, post debate early 2008.

13. "Let's pour one out for my homes. Yeah I know it's the Oval. Pour that sh*t all over the eagle. It's cryin." - Upon hearing the death of Chris Stevens.

12. "You know what I love ...


I imagine it's been said several times already, but I love you.
 
2012-09-18 03:51:18 PM  
media.townhall.com
 
2012-09-18 04:03:57 PM  

canyoneer: So, we have the Obama Treasury Department run by the very Wall Street bankers who are vilified in Democratic stump speeches, and lobbyists writing legislation (see Exelon) while Democrats decry the supposed cozy relationship between "big business" and the Republicans. Me, I'm a pragmatist, not a conservative or a liberal.


Pragmatists don't live in swing states and vote for candidates who will never win. Pragmatists understand that, whatever you may say about industry lobbyists authoring policy for Democrats, the Republican Party is a thousand times worse (see Hank Paulson, K Street Project, ExxonMobil, etc. etc.).
 
2012-09-18 06:04:57 PM  

Flaming Yawn: SkinnyHead: EyeballKid: SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.

Yeah. Kids in college do dumbs stuff. I'll alert the local media, you inform the clergy.

Why is he bragging about it? And it wasn't just dumb, it was malicious to put cigarette burns in the carpet just to get back at "bourgeois society." Makes people wonder whether he still wants to destroy things to get back at "bourgeois society."

B. Hussein Obama is systematically DESTROYING the United States and converting it to a post apocalyptic Shari'a/Stalinist wasteland and you're worried about CIGARETTE BURNS ON DORM HALL CARPET????

Um, time to WAKE UP, man.


Well, in all fairness, Cigarette Burns was a pretty farked-up movie.
 
2012-09-18 06:11:06 PM  
 
2012-09-18 06:16:26 PM  
Poe's Law or Fark infiltrator posting in theblaze comments (to an S.E.Cupp column)?

If Barack Hussein Obama wins, America is over. There WILL be civil war, because principled patriots won't just sit and watch as Obama death squads begin to commit genocide against conservatives. And there's no question that the Barack Hussein Obama Regime will follow the example of their fellow traveler, Mao Zedong, because they have proven, with their actions, that is precisely where they're headed.

I would say this is over the top, but probably 50% of the comments on that site literally repeat that "America is completely doomed unless Mitt Romney wins the election."

/hyperbole much?
 
2012-09-18 06:50:37 PM  

Flaming Yawn: Poe's Law or Fark infiltrator posting in theblaze comments (to an S.E.Cupp column)?

If Barack Hussein Obama wins, America is over. There WILL be civil war, because principled patriots won't just sit and watch as Obama death squads begin to commit genocide against conservatives. And there's no question that the Barack Hussein Obama Regime will follow the example of their fellow traveler, Mao Zedong, because they have proven, with their actions, that is precisely where they're headed.

I would say this is over the top, but probably 50% of the comments on that site literally repeat that "America is completely doomed unless Mitt Romney wins the election."

/hyperbole much?


Sounds like its real. Too calm for trolling.
 
2012-09-18 07:39:43 PM  
The 25 most obnoxious quotes from Mitt Romney == The most recent 25 quotes from Mitt Romney
 
2012-09-18 11:57:24 PM  
My favorite quote from 0bama is

"I hate... white people"
 
2012-09-18 11:59:20 PM  

SkinnyHead: Some want to destroy things because they're full of anger and resentment.



Right. And they join the military at 18 and the majority become uneducated hardcore conservatives and libertarian leaning
 
2012-09-19 11:22:48 AM  

BuckTurgidson: [media.townhall.com image 65x60]


Ack! I didn't realize it was this shiatstain. This guy is a pustule on a boil on a pimple on the ass of Rush Limpbaugh's cabana boy.

Not only is John Hawkins a herp-derp lunatic, he's not even good at it. His moronic ramblings make real herp-derpers look smart by comparison.
 
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