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2012-09-18 08:03:04 AM  
Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.
 
2012-09-18 08:03:50 AM  
i345.photobucket.com 

The only Obama quote you'll ever need.
 
2012-09-18 08:04:14 AM  
25) "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." -- Barack Obama

24) "I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions." -- Barack Obama

23) "I do think at a certain point you've made enough money." -- Barack Obama

22) "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets. We smoked cigarettes and wore leather jackets. At night, in the dorms, we discussed neocolonialism, Franz Fanon, Eurocentrism, and patriarchy. When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

But this strategy alone couldn't provide the distance I wanted, from Joyce or my past. After all, there were thousands of so-called campus radicals, most of them white and tenured and happily tolerant. No, it remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names." -- Barack Obama

21) "I believe in keeping guns out of our inner cities, and that our leaders must say so in the face of the gun manfuacturer's lobby." -- Barack Obama

20) "Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn't been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by then, anyway. I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory. I had discovered that it didn't make any difference whether you smoked reefer in the white classmate's sparkling new van, or in the dorm room of some brother you'd met down at the gym, or on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids who had dropped out of school and now spent most of their time looking for an excuse to brawl. ...You might just be bored, or alone. Everybody was welcome into the club of disaffection." -- Barack Obama

19) "...I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment -- this was the time -- when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals." -- Barack Obama

18) "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen." -- Barack Obama

17) "I am not in favor of concealed weapons. I think that creates a potential atmosphere where more innocent people could (get shot during) altercations." -- Barack Obama

16) "It's very rare that I come to an event where I'm like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person." -- Barack Obama

15) "The Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. . . . What I think we know - separate and apart from this incident - is that there is a long history in their country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately, and that's just a fact." - President Obama on Gates' arrest.

14) "But I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up after them, but don't do a lot of talking." -- Barack Obama

13) "If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna punish our enemies and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder and that's why I think it's so important that people focus on voting on November 2." -- Barack Obama

12) "It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those tricks I had learned: (White) People were satisfied so long as you were courteous and smiled and made no sudden moves. They were more than satisfied, they were relieved -- such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man who didn't seem angry all the time." -- Barack Obama

11) "The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person..." -- Barack Obama

10) "The issue here is not gonna be a list of accomplishments. As you said yourself, Steve, you know, I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president - with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln." -- Barack Obama

9) "I don't believe it is possible to transcend race in this country. Race is a factor in this society. The legacy of Jim Crow and slavery has not gone away. It is not an accident that African-Americans experience high crime rates, are poor, and have less wealth. It is a direct result of our racial history." -- Barack Obama

8) "The private sector is doing fine." -- Barack Obama

7) "That's just how white folks will do you. It wasn't merely the cruelty involved; I was learning that black people could be mean and then some. It was a particular brand of arrogance, an obtuseness in otherwise sane people that brought forth our bitter laughter. It was as if whites didn't know that they were being cruel in the first place. Or at least thought you deserving of their scorn." -- Barack Obama

6) "It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year, where white folks' greed runs a world in need, apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere...That's the world! On which hope sits!" -- Barack Obama quotes Rev. Wright

5) "You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a (flag) pin. Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we're talking about the Iraq war, that became a substitute for, I think, true patriotism, which is speaking out on issues that are of importance to our national security, I decided I won't wear that pin on my chest..." -- Barack Obama

4) "If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." -- Barack Obama

3) "I can no more disown (Jeremiah Wright) than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother - a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe." -- Barack Obama

2) "...I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby." -- Barack Obama

1) "You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --Barack Obama
 
2012-09-18 08:04:53 AM  
obnoxious "ha-ha" or obnoxious "townhall is full of sandy vaginas"?
 
2012-09-18 08:05:34 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Townhall derp


bless you, sir
 
2012-09-18 08:08:10 AM  
Besides the 'nigras iz skeery' dogwhistle shiat, which I didn't bother to read all the way through, I like all of these.

No ad money for you, TownHall!

There's nothing else in the article.
 
2012-09-18 08:08:29 AM  
1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?
 
2012-09-18 08:10:07 AM  
Hello and welcome to Townhall Tuesday. Please refrain from rational thought, as it upsets the Republicans. Please keep all cash securely in your pockets, otherwise, it will trickle up to the rich (they don't call hm Romney Hood for nothing). Thank you and have a wonderful day.
 
2012-09-18 08:10:46 AM  
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2012-09-18 08:10:47 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: 25) "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." -- Barack Obama

24) "I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions." -- Barack Obama

23) "I do think at a certain point you've made enough money." -- Barack Obama

22) "To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets. We smoked cigarettes and wore leather jackets. At night, in the dorms, we discussed neocolonialism, Franz Fanon, Eurocentrism, and patriarchy. When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

But this strategy alone couldn't provide the distance I wanted, from Joyce or my past. After all, there were thousands of so-called campus radicals, most of them white and tenured and happily tolerant. No, it remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names." -- Barack Obama

21) "I believe in keeping guns out of our inner cities, and that our leaders must say so in the face of the gun manfuacturer's lobby." -- Barack Obama

20) "Junkie. Pothead. That's where I'd been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn't been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by then, anyway. I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory. I had discovered that it didn't make any difference whether you smoked reefer in the white classmate's sparkling new van, or ...


Thanks for that. I will NEVER click on a Townhall link.
 
2012-09-18 08:11:53 AM  
That's odd. He misused the subjunctive and indirect speech conjugation in a few of these.
 
2012-09-18 08:12:05 AM  
I posted in the article's comments. The way I see it, if Townhall is going to troll Fark, we might as well troll right back.
 
2012-09-18 08:12:30 AM  
These are all perfectly reasonable, even pretty great, quotes. If these are the best you've got, ya'll are in for an awful 4 years.
 
2012-09-18 08:14:47 AM  
'cuse me while I whip this out.
 
2012-09-18 08:15:26 AM  
25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.
 
2012-09-18 08:17:54 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: 4) "If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." -- Barack Obama


i'm amazed they actually quoted this in context. and as such - i cannot believe they have the balls to call it "obnoxious." especially since mitt romney has said basically the same thing before.
 
2012-09-18 08:27:42 AM  

Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?


You forgot:

"No one's ever asked me for my birth certificate."
 
2012-09-18 08:29:17 AM  
And a special entry reserved for the Obama quote which Townhall and it's readers consider to be the most obnoxious:

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
 
2012-09-18 08:30:28 AM  

mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.


Fo shizzle, yo.

/flippity-floppity-floo
 
2012-09-18 08:31:12 AM  
"Please baby, I am not from Havana."
 
2012-09-18 08:33:11 AM  

mrshowrules: 25, 16 & 15 were obnoxious. The rest of the list is just stupid.


With ya on 25 and 16, mostly...
16 He was seeking to the room in front of a bunch of former NBA greats, and praising them, but he really could have found a better way of saying that.
25 Is not very presidential. (But it's okay he said it on the Tonight Show... so no one actually watched him say it live.)
 
2012-09-18 08:34:55 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?

You forgot:

"No one's ever asked me for my birth certificate."


Dan Kurtzman at About.com compiled a bunch (link). Here's a few of my favorites.

1. "Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend." -Mitt Romney to a heckler at the Iowa State Fair who suggested that taxes should be raised on corporations as part of balancing the budget (August 2011)

3. "I'm not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there." -Mitt Romney (January 2012)

5. "I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back." -Mitt Romney, -Mitt Romney, on the American auto industry, despite having written a New York Times op-ed in 2008 titled "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt," in which he said if GM, Ford and Chrysler got a government bailout "you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye"

9. "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." -Mitt Romney, speaking in 2011 to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.

10. "I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." -Mitt Romney (January 2012)
 
2012-09-18 08:58:18 AM  
75% of Hawkins' pieces are bullet lists. Lazy mutherfarker.
 
2012-09-18 09:04:38 AM  
19) "...I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment -- this was the time -- when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals." -- Barack Obama

how in the effing hell is this anything but inspiring or presidential. It sure looks like it is to me.

Eff you clown hall, eff you and your asshat punk candidate, the guy that thinks my paying taxes and earning a living makes me want a government handout. No, really EFF YOU.

And all your asswit apologists on fark.

R-Money is a joke, people that support him are unamerican selfish asshats. I wish Obama would slap a 90% tax on their ass right now, and nationalize an industry or two. Just to watch them scream.

Americans have no idea, zero, how good we have it. I am proud to pay taxes, I know that the government is there if I need it, and I go on earning a living.

I don't know what is WRONG with you selfish asswit Republican farks, but you are selfish and wrong and you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
 
2012-09-18 09:06:38 AM  

Generation_D: how in the effing hell is this anything but inspiring or presidential. It sure looks like it is to me.


Because it plays into the Republican refrain that Obama is a narcissist and feeds the view that Obama supporters view him in a Messianic way.
 
2012-09-18 09:22:59 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.


You rock.

We get it.
The president is an enigma.
 
2012-09-18 09:23:41 AM  
23) "I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

That about sums up the attitude of the Fark Dependents. Not that any of them have made "enough" yet.
 
2012-09-18 09:38:03 AM  
"I believe in keeping guns out of our inner cities, and that our leaders must say so in the face of the gun manfuacturer's lobby." -- Barack Obama

I'm ok with that.

Guns should stay out in the 'burbs and the country. With me
 
2012-09-18 09:53:50 AM  
New way to troll Fark and get greenlit at the same time! Steps:

1. Wake up.
2. Go to computer.
3. Go to townhall.com
4. Find some derp
5. Post it to fark. Headline doesn't matter.
6. Wait for modmin approval.
7. Watch the reactionary hatred.
8. Boom. Roasted.
 
2012-09-18 10:05:16 AM  
"You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

i5.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-18 10:06:52 AM  
That' it? That's the worst you can find?

Wow. That guy is more nimble than I thought.
 
2012-09-18 10:25:36 AM  
I thought this was a bit cocky and obnoxious

www.indiepundit.com
 
2012-09-18 10:27:41 AM  

NuttierThanEver: I thought this was a bit cocky and obnoxious

[www.indiepundit.com image 390x380]


I love that one.
 
2012-09-18 10:41:59 AM  
25. "Sh*t, negro. That's all you had to say." - To Joe Biden on hearing about his win over McCain in 2008.

24. "I got my technique on Michelle all down cold. I don't be ticklin or nothin." - To HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius

23. "I gotta get the taste of that Budweiser out of my mouth. Hand me some Colt 45. Sh*t's for real!" - On the bus after his latest beer tour.

22. "Bin Laden is dead. I killed him. I f*ckin went in there, strangled that muthaf*cka to death. Ain't no Seal Team Six, just Barack Hussein Obama. He dead. Now...any questions?" - To reporters upon returning to the US, presumably after killing Obama.

21. "Romney? You talkin bout Romney? Romney? We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise president, and we're talking about Romney?"

20. "You took care of that birth certificate thing, right? My negros in Hawaii, that's what I'm talkin bout!" - To the leaders of the Hawaiian government.

19. "You know what I hate about white people? Shh...here comes Biden, dude thinks he one of us. Sup MAN!" - To Michelle Obama, January 2010.

18. "You know what, fark this shiat, let's drop some f*ckin cash on those mutherf*ckaz and go golfing. Make it rain!" - To Warren Buffet after discussing GM bailout.

17. "Where's my f*ckin teleprompter. Y'all know Barack Hussein can't speak without his m*therfarkin teleprompter. - To aides during a recent tour of the country.

16. "Michelle Bachmann. I wouldn't f*ck Michelle Bachmann with Rush Limbaugh's dick. B*tch is crazay." - To Senator Max Baucus.

15. "You know what. I changed my mind. Sure, why the f*ck not. They can find out how f*ckin weak that sh*t is on they own. Nothin civil about it." - To Joe Biden after debating gay marriage.

14. "Does Barack Obama have to choke a biatch?" - To Hillary Clinton, post debate early 2008.

13. "Let's pour one out for my homes. Yeah I know it's the Oval. Pour that sh*t all over the eagle. It's cryin." - Upon hearing the death of Chris Stevens.

12. "You know what I love most about state dinners? White people serving us." - To Kofi Annan, 2009.

11. "Well tell China they can't be all up in my grill right now, I gots me an election to steal." - To Gary Locke, Ambassador to China.

10. "Hold up for a second, I gotta sell some more unicorns and fairies to the people." - To secret service personnel, August 2012.

9. "You take care of that little Breitbart thing we talked about?" - To CIA director David Petraeus.

8. "Kumar, I'm sorry dude I gotta let you go. You ain't hookin a brother up like we talked about, that last batch was all stems and seeds. I'm sorry what? I don't care what your name is, get the f*ck out." - To Kal Penn prior to his resignation.

7. "I ain't meetin with that drunk oompa loompa, n*gger freaks me out." - To Nancy Pelosi in January 2010.

6. "Clint Eastwood? shiat, I love that dude. Won me the f*ckin election." - To Michelle Obama during RNC.

5. "Sh*t I thought you guys was kidding, she got a real ass horse face on her." - At fundraiser hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker

4. "It's not spelled OIHO? But they's so many Hos in it, HAHAHAHA. F*ck that state." - To aides after bus tour of the Buckeye state.

3. "I know it's hard, baby. I know. Just four more years. Four more and we can completely destroy this country. That's what we've dreamed about every day. It's what Kenya would want. Now come over here and rub one out on the Commander in Chief." - To Michelle Obama, September 2012.

2. "Allahu akbar" - Said every day, five times a day.

1. "You gonna get raped" - To your white daughter out there, wherever she is.
 
2012-09-18 11:05:33 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-18 11:05:56 AM  
When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society's stifling conventions. We weren't indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.

The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.
 
2012-09-18 11:08:54 AM  
Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?
 
2012-09-18 11:09:20 AM  

bdub77: New way to troll Fark and get greenlit at the same time! Steps:

1. Wake up.
2. Go to computer.
3. Go to townhall.com
4. Find some derp
5. Post it to fark. Headline doesn't matter.
6. Wait for modmin approval.
7. Watch the reactionary hatred.
8. Boom. Roasted.


that's what I've been doing every day with TPM. I like to try and add some wit and humor to my headlines though
 
2012-09-18 11:09:31 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Why do this guy's idiotic lists keep getting greenlit?


biatches love lists.
 
2012-09-18 11:11:22 AM  
And yet, all of them combined are less obnoxious than Mitt Romney outright telling half the country (including veterans, the youth, the elderly, the disabled, and the poor in general) that they suck..
 
2012-09-18 11:11:50 AM  

Sybarite: "Please baby, I am not from Havana."


Considering it's Town Hall it would probably be something more like this...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-18 11:12:24 AM  
"Most Obnoxious?" What, was "Uppitiest" not recognized on writer's spellcheck?
 
2012-09-18 11:12:33 AM  
Sounds like someone is a little butthurt that their candidate was caught saying a lot of stupid shiat this week.
 
2012-09-18 11:12:39 AM  
FTFA: "If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."

Wait there are people who disagree with that even with they see it in context? It is an obvious farking statement.
 
2012-09-18 11:12:57 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wait a tic. I'll grab the quotes so they don't get any traffic.


You are an hero.
 
2012-09-18 11:13:02 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-18 11:13:50 AM  
PIcking on that Town Hall guy seems like picking on the mentally disabled. I can't do it.
 
2012-09-18 11:13:53 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Cuchulane: 1. "There are 47 percent of the people who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."
2. "I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
3. "Middle income is between $200,000 and $250,000 a year."
4. "I'm not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."
5. "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
6. "We should double Guantanamo!"
7. "I'm happy to learn that after I speak you're going to hear from Ann Coulter. That's a good thing. I think it's important to get the views of moderates."

Oh, wait.. not Romney?

You forgot:

"No one's ever asked me for my birth certificate."


"I'm not worried about the very poor"
 
2012-09-18 11:14:08 AM  

SkinnyHead: The part where he and his Marxist buddies grind their cigarettes into the dorm hallway carpet because they felt alienated by "bourgeois society" is the most obnoxious. And the most telling.


Yeah. Kids in college do dumbs stuff. I'll alert the local media, you inform the clergy.

Speaking of education, how's that home-schooled masters degree coming along?
 
2012-09-18 11:14:20 AM  
Single most obnoxious quote from Obama (according to Town Hall):

Hello, I am Barack Obama, President of the United States.
 
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