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(Neatorama)   Because nothing prepares your child for a good night's sleep better than an interactive severed hand plush toy   ( divider line
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2375 clicks; posted to Business » on 18 Sep 2012 at 10:57 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-18 08:37:01 AM  
What if he just puts on a little soothing music?
2012-09-18 10:58:37 AM  
Done in one.
2012-09-18 11:04:42 AM  
"Support your local police"

2012-09-18 11:18:16 AM  
"We fear change..."
2012-09-18 11:39:45 AM  
This gives new meaning to "Talk to the hand".
2012-09-18 12:49:47 PM  
We may be mere months away from a lifelike Thing doll. How cool would that be? Especially if you could train it to pick things up and put them away, such as the stuff the cat has chased under the furniture?

We can do this people! We have the technology!

Of course, the technology will be used for sex toys before it is developed to put away toys, but that's the Way of the World. First sex, then violence, then children's toys, and finally useful domestic applications.
2012-09-18 02:40:43 PM
2012-09-18 06:30:20 PM  
2012-09-18 08:45:04 PM  
But, but an interactive severed mouth toy called the Fleshlight helps millions of men prepare for a good night's sleep each day!
2012-09-19 07:59:29 AM  

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Calm down, it's a meatloaf.

So you say - made out of what type of meat?
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