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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes Meltdown Tour '12 continues with a stop in West Hollywood where the "No, really, I'm perfectly fine" actress locked herself in a dressing room for two hours   (tmz.com) divider line 110
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2012-09-18 08:10:07 AM  
Who?
 
2012-09-18 08:59:55 AM  
www.childstarlets.com
 
2012-09-18 09:14:10 AM  
Dear god I NEED MOAR TMZ UPDATES!
 
2012-09-18 10:16:15 AM  

croesius: Dear god I NEED MOAR TMZ UPDATES!


You'll get them everyday -- it's been almost a week with daily updates
 
2012-09-18 11:09:43 AM  
Does this chile not have family?
 
2012-09-18 11:34:15 AM  
Ya, she has mental issues.

This is like Charlie Sheen all over again. It's gotten to the point where it's no longer funny and she needs to be sent away to get help.
 
2012-09-18 11:36:36 AM  

coco ebert: Does this chile not have family?



Nope....Argentina and Bolivia abandoned her a long time ago.
 
2012-09-18 11:40:47 AM  

doglover: Who?


I was wondering the same thing. I looked her up on google images and I still have no idea who she is.
 
2012-09-18 11:43:31 AM  
why is it always the B-listers that go nuts?

I mean. is it that "everyone knows who I am, but no one cares enough to be happy about it" sort of thing that keeps them out of all the good clubs and also keeps them from resuming an anonymous life of working at walmart that makes them do this?
 
2012-09-18 11:44:41 AM  
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com 
/obligatory
 
2012-09-18 11:46:01 AM  

PsyLord: [jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com image 618x347] 
/obligatory


simpsonswiki.net

FTFY
 
2012-09-18 11:46:08 AM  
is this where we post her preference for dark meat?
 
2012-09-18 11:46:59 AM  
This was fun at first but we're going to have to see some tits soon if she wants us to keep watching.
 
2012-09-18 11:48:36 AM  
Was there a news article? All I saw was this and nothing else:
s0.2mdn.net
 
2012-09-18 11:50:04 AM  
She was great in All That and The Amanda Show. Such a shame really. She could have been the next Julia Louis-Dreyfuss. Hopefully, she gets her act together.
 
2012-09-18 11:50:30 AM  
If you were worried about someone ODing wouldn't you call the police or an ambulance?
 
2012-09-18 11:50:42 AM  
At least Bynes isn't a kleptomaniac like Lindsay Lohan. She has that going for her
 
2012-09-18 11:50:53 AM  

Zombie DJ: Ya, she has mental issues.

This is like Charlie Sheen all over again. It's gotten to the point where it's no longer funny and she needs to be sent away to get help.


At least Charlie Sheen had the coke fueled orgies with porn stars. Amanda Bynes is just sad. I think it would cheer her up a great deal if she had a few coke fueled orgies with porn stars. Preferably with video.
 
2012-09-18 11:51:31 AM  
Calling Dr. Drew.
 
2012-09-18 11:51:57 AM  

litespeed74: doglover: Who?

I was wondering the same thing. I looked her up on google images and I still have no idea who she is.


She was in a bunch of movies and TV shows, even had her own TV show, The Amanda Show.
 
2012-09-18 11:53:09 AM  

BalugaJoe: Calling Dr. Drew.


Do you really hate Amanda Bynes that much? That smarmy quack couldn't even tell that Courtney Stodden had a boob job.
 
2012-09-18 11:53:30 AM  

trippycrazy12: She was great in All That and The Amanda Show. Such a shame really. She could have been the next Julia Louis-Dreyfuss. Hopefully, she gets her act together.


lolwut? Nice troll.
 
2012-09-18 11:57:28 AM  
Its true though. She had a lot of potential. Her movies sucked but she was definitely talented as young comedian.
 
2012-09-18 11:59:36 AM  
My ex used to lock himself in the bathroom for
hours, just to shine shoes, listen to terrible industrial, and snort lotsa coke.

/helluva drug.
 
2012-09-18 12:00:52 PM  
Coke or meth.

I'm betting coke.
 
2012-09-18 12:09:24 PM  
So, here's what I don't get about these "celebrity out of control" incidents. If you're Bynes, and you're causing all this media mayhem, can't step outside your door without 5 photogs following your every move, why don't you stay at home? Presumably you have a nice house, and there's someone around you can send out for food, some video games, an iPad if you don't already have one, etc? Take a dip in your pool, chill out and buy a bunch of movies to watch....hell send someone out for $1000 worth of booze, call up all your friends, and spend the night playing High or Lower Smoke or Fire.

Let crap cool down for a couple weeks and everyone will move on to the next thing, then you can go back to shopping or eating out or whatever super-important thing you have to do.
 
2012-09-18 12:11:38 PM  
Crystal meth is a helluva drug!
 
2012-09-18 12:16:09 PM  
Does she still act in anything?
 
2012-09-18 12:18:26 PM  

jayhawk88: why don't you stay at home?


because having your name on everyone's lips is like a drug

/but whats even more like a drug are the drugs
 
2012-09-18 12:20:17 PM  

deathbunny32: Does she still act in anything?


She acts insane.
 
2012-09-18 12:21:35 PM  

deathbunny32: Does she still act in anything?


Media fodder.
 
2012-09-18 12:24:59 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: why is it always the B-listers that go nuts?


B list?
 
2012-09-18 12:27:05 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2012-09-18 12:28:31 PM  
Is it just me, or is rather odd that girls who are Dan Fleischman-produced kids shows go nuts or have something go terribly wrong in their career?
 
2012-09-18 12:28:44 PM  
*enter dressing room*
*hit of weed*
*take off shirt*
*hit of weed*
*Hey, where's my shirt*
*Hit of weed*
*put on bikini top*
*Hit of weed*
*oh theres my shirt*
*Hit of weed*
and so on.

We know she likes to get high. we also know she's not a very functional stoner. seems like a day in the life of a very stoned person who also feels like she has the privilege to take up a dressing room for half the day.

All i'm saying is, maybe she was just getting dressed really slowly and trying on the same things over again. while smoking the weed.

what evidence do we even have that she's doing coke or crack or meth? she smokes weed. we know this. stoners are slow and a bit dumb, we know this too. Lets at least pick on her for the thing we know she does
 
2012-09-18 12:28:58 PM  
One clerk made a distress call to another employee, saying he was concerned about Bynes being hold up for so long.



Hold up?
 
2012-09-18 12:29:18 PM  

jayhawk88: So, here's what I don't get about these "celebrity out of control" incidents. If you're Bynes, and you're causing all this media mayhem, can't step outside your door without 5 photogs following your every move, why don't you stay at home? Presumably you have a nice house, and there's someone around you can send out for food, some video games, an iPad if you don't already have one, etc? Take a dip in your pool, chill out and buy a bunch of movies to watch....hell send someone out for $1000 worth of booze, call up all your friends, and spend the night playing High or Lower Smoke or Fire.

Let crap cool down for a couple weeks and everyone will move on to the next thing, then you can go back to shopping or eating out or whatever super-important thing you have to do.


two reasons:

1) Mental illness

2) AW
 
2012-09-18 12:30:58 PM  

BalugaJoe: Calling Dr. Drew.


Drew's had five celebrities he's "treated" die.
 
2012-09-18 12:35:41 PM  

MattyFridays: BalugaJoe: Calling Dr. Drew.

Drew's had five celebrities he's "treated" die.


So do oncologists but you don't holed that against them.
 
2012-09-18 12:38:17 PM  

Keigh: *enter dressing room*
*hit of weed*
*take off shirt*
*hit of weed*
*Hey, where's my shirt*
*Hit of weed*
*put on bikini top*
*Hit of weed*
*oh theres my shirt*
*Hit of weed*
and so on.

We know she likes to get high. we also know she's not a very functional stoner. seems like a day in the life of a very stoned person who also feels like she has the privilege to take up a dressing room for half the day.

All i'm saying is, maybe she was just getting dressed really slowly and trying on the same things over again. while smoking the weed.

what evidence do we even have that she's doing coke or crack or meth? she smokes weed. we know this. stoners are slow and a bit dumb, we know this too. Lets at least pick on her for the thing we know she does


Wouldn't that be smelled by the staff?
 
2012-09-18 12:39:30 PM  

mycathatesyou: One clerk made a distress call to another employee, saying he was concerned about Bynes being hold up for so long.



Hold up?


holed up?
 
2012-09-18 12:44:03 PM  

MattyFridays: 2) AW


I am hoping this, because...that means we are not to far away from the "accidental" nude pics "accidentally" hitting twitter.
 
2012-09-18 12:46:28 PM  

deathbunny32: Does she still act in anything?


She was in Easy A with Emma Stone...
 
2012-09-18 12:49:54 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Keigh: *enter dressing room*
*hit of weed*
*take off shirt*
*hit of weed*
*Hey, where's my shirt*
*Hit of weed*
*put on bikini top*
*Hit of weed*
*oh theres my shirt*
*Hit of weed*
and so on.

We know she likes to get high. we also know she's not a very functional stoner. seems like a day in the life of a very stoned person who also feels like she has the privilege to take up a dressing room for half the day.

All i'm saying is, maybe she was just getting dressed really slowly and trying on the same things over again. while smoking the weed.

what evidence do we even have that she's doing coke or crack or meth? she smokes weed. we know this. stoners are slow and a bit dumb, we know this too. Lets at least pick on her for the thing we know she does

Wouldn't that be smelled by the staff?


Those stealth hitters (like the one that looks like a lighter that she's using in the pic her car) have a really small hole. So you can light it, inhale it, and cover the hole and it doesn't keep burning. Then she just has to either, hold her breath for long enough that there's no smoke when she exhales, or exhale through something like a dryer sheet. Or the clothes she tried on but didn't buy. Or maybe the staff is too high themselves to notice.

FYI parents, if you are the snoopy kind of parent and you find a toilet paper tube with a dryer sheet rubber banded to one end, you've got a pot smoker.
 
2012-09-18 12:56:47 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

We will have an excellent harvest this year.
 
2012-09-18 01:01:52 PM  

four95: I'd hit it.


In US Amerika, she'll hit you... with her car
 
2012-09-18 01:08:42 PM  
I'd still be the meat in a Bynes/Lohan Sammich.

Why yes, I have low standards.
 
2012-09-18 01:09:18 PM  
Tune in tomorrow when TMZ catches Amanda Bynes coming out of a bathroom with toilet paper on her shoe, and does an 8 page slide show on it.
 
2012-09-18 01:17:50 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: At least Bynes isn't a kleptomaniac like Lindsay Lohan. She has that going for her


Did you miss the part in the article where she was stealing clothes? Derp.
 
2012-09-18 01:20:38 PM  

mentallo69: I'd still be the meat in a Bynes/Lohan Sammich.

Why yes, I have low standards.


Are you trying to create the super bug that wipes out humanity?
 
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