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(Mainichi Daily News)   Angry customers sever restaurant employee's arm after disagreement. I... said... BIGGIE!   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 63
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2003-11-25 07:22:16 AM  
mushi mushi
 
2003-11-25 07:23:31 AM  
Like the old addage goes: "The customer is always right."
 
2003-11-25 07:24:28 AM  
I believe this thread will require a picture of Jon Belushi dressed up as a Samurai.
 
2003-11-25 07:29:02 AM  
Like the old addage goes: "The customer is always right."



This job would be great if it wasn't for the farking customers.


www.customerssuck.com
 
2003-11-25 07:35:25 AM  
Thank God I only talk to customers on the phone.
 
2003-11-25 07:38:34 AM  
this headline is great.
 
2003-11-25 07:39:29 AM  
I have to deal with users in person and on the phone.

Some days alcoholism seems like a really good idea.
 
2003-11-25 07:42:15 AM  
Some customers really get up in arms when they feel slighted.
 
2003-11-25 07:50:39 AM  
werd.
 
2003-11-25 07:53:33 AM  
Didn't they read the sign: PLEASE do not eat the staff.
 
2003-11-25 07:56:23 AM  
Mmmmmmmmm. Finger-food.
 
2003-11-25 08:04:25 AM  
Darkmayo

 
2003-11-25 08:10:24 AM  
GIMME A LITER OF COLA YOU LITTLE BURGER PUNK

etc.
 
2003-11-25 08:10:35 AM  
I wonder who tasted the "house special meat" and said it tasted kinda like pork....
I wouldn't eat at that place now.
 
2003-11-25 08:16:33 AM  
Seriously...what the fark is wrong with Japaneese people?
 
2003-11-25 08:21:50 AM  
"Who do ya' think's in the burgers?"

"Duhhh...Ieeeeeee...heard that!"
 
2003-11-25 08:23:41 AM  
semi-timely-kill bill reference in 3...2..
 
2003-11-25 08:40:03 AM  
Denny's it ain't
 
2003-11-25 08:48:16 AM  
Heh, S Jerusalem.

"I don't want a large Farva, I want a god-damn liter of cola!!!!"
 
2003-11-25 08:54:39 AM  
hilarious headline
 
2003-11-25 08:54:58 AM  
Seriously...what the fark is wrong with American people?
 
2003-11-25 09:05:51 AM  
should have got them their liter of cola
 
2003-11-25 09:07:09 AM  
they should have chopped his head off, like in Kill Bill. That would have been more entertaining
 
2003-11-25 09:07:37 AM  
Micheal Douglas surrenders.
 
2003-11-25 09:09:44 AM  
Seeing the Super Trooper posts on here restores my faith in humanity. Thanks guys!
 
2003-11-25 09:11:30 AM  
chicken fcuker.... brackkkkaaa !
 
GSC
2003-11-25 09:11:59 AM  
life imitating art. "it's a good thing i didn't mention the dirty knife" - Monty Python.
 
2003-11-25 09:14:18 AM  
He won't be spitting in anyone elses food now.
 
2003-11-25 09:30:59 AM  
Just another reason why KFC is so far ahead of the curve with that spork invention. Just can't give customers knives and forks because of this problem.
 
2003-11-25 09:34:00 AM  


Biggie?
 
2003-11-25 09:35:41 AM  
I will not piss anyone off in Japan when I'm out for sushi..... ;)
 
2003-11-25 09:41:03 AM  
Now if someone did this at the post office (aka Satan's asshole) It would diserve a "Hero" tag.
 
2003-11-25 09:41:26 AM  
Can't go wrong with Super Troopers references, I always say.
 
2003-11-25 09:45:18 AM  
Give that man a hand!
 
2003-11-25 10:07:40 AM  
They're talking about the Yakuza.

In Japan, when news stories about the Yakuza appear on TV and in the newspapers, they never (or rarely) use the word "Yakuza", opting instead for "gang" or "group" or anything else. But it's really just a wink-wink....there's strong ties between the Yakuza and big business, government and the news media.
 
2003-11-25 10:08:47 AM  


Dammit, I knew I should have gone to Akabeko instead.
 
2003-11-25 10:10:59 AM  
Seriously...what the fark is wrong with American people?

One problem may be that a lot of them don't RTFA.

Roppongi. Tokyo. Japan.

Not America. Japan.
 
2003-11-25 10:14:25 AM  
I will not piss anyone off in Japan when I'm out for sushi.....

I was reminded of that John Pinett routine involving Japanese restaurants.

"Hey you. Big boy. I cut you balls off."
 
2003-11-25 10:15:50 AM  
wow, it was only a matter of time.....i was contemplating it....^^
 
2003-11-25 10:20:54 AM  
Sounds like they got an early start.

 
2003-11-25 10:27:48 AM  
Thank you Son of Thunder, you saved me from having to say the same damn thing. R=read T=the F=farking A=article, learn 'em, love 'em, live 'em people.
 
2003-11-25 10:29:34 AM  
Besides, here in America, where we have a love o' the almighty firearem, we'd have shot him. Like this, "BLAM! Biggie size it I said!"
 
2003-11-25 10:52:23 AM  
they didn't just cut his arm off, they killed him and cut him into pieces. rtfa
 
2003-11-25 10:56:56 AM  
heh, debays, read the farking thread..

AVisigoth insulted the Japanese. Gendolkari, being Japanese, rejoined by insulting Americans.

Thusly is the balance restored!
 
2003-11-25 10:59:25 AM  
Son of Thunder, debays:- RTFC (Read the comments)

GendoIkari was replying to a comment which said -

Seriously...what the fark is wrong with Japaneese people?
 
2003-11-25 10:59:56 AM  
Besides, here in America, where we have a love o' the almighty firearem, we'd have shot him.

Y'see, that's exactly what the problem is. Over in Japan, they don't have the right to keep and bear their arms.

/rimshot
 
2003-11-25 11:00:37 AM  
And maybe I could hit refresh once in a while, too.
 
2003-11-25 11:04:14 AM  
GendoIkari was replying to a comment

In that case, may I recommend the following: By quoting the post to which one is responding, one can avoid such misunderstandings.
 
2003-11-25 11:04:23 AM  
The "what's wrong with American people?" post was in response to the "what's wrong with Japanese people?" post, wiseasses.

Everyone with a brain can see the Mainichi tag and realize it's a story based in Japan. No need to RTFA.

The fact is that there's nothing "wrong" with Japanese people, there is something wrong with ALL PEOPLE. Didn't we all just read about some stoner killing people over his orange soda? Where was that story based? How come no one just shook their heads and laughed that one off?

I could have told you the story wasn't in America just from the headline. No one here uses swords. It would have said "Customer glocks server in the head, sings song with Big E".
 
2003-11-25 11:12:50 AM  
Ryanbauer... Nice You Can't Do that on Television reference.

I now feel strangely old.
 
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