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(Some Guy)   "Ms. Aguilera showed up to the 2012 ALMA Awards looking like a bloated wombat" with pictures to illustrate what that might look like   (gossiponthis.com) divider line 97
    More: Asinine, Christina Aguilera, ALMA Awards, wombats  
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2012-09-18 03:22:22 AM
Sheeeeeeit, I knew she gained weight, I didn't know her ass now rivals a Kardashian's.
 
2012-09-18 03:33:08 AM
Dat ass.
 
2012-09-18 03:53:11 AM
How dare you insult me....

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2012-09-18 04:07:14 AM

cheap_thoughts: Dat ass.


Indeed.

Though she does look... quite a bit... larger... than she used to.
 
2012-09-18 04:18:23 AM
Please block this link... Viewed on my iPad; there was one blocked popup and a banner that attached to the bottom of the window whenever I scrolled..
 
2012-09-18 04:20:47 AM
She's worth millions of dollars, yet she still looks like white trash.
 
2012-09-18 04:21:28 AM
....Thinking back to all the old Britney vs Christina who's better/hotter debates...

Long gone....
 
2012-09-18 04:22:17 AM
There goes the neighborhood.
 
2012-09-18 04:27:15 AM
Who'da figured I'd be totally willing to fark a bloated wombat?
 
2012-09-18 04:30:07 AM
Alma awards?

www.cryptomundo.com
Haters gonna hate
 
2012-09-18 04:37:10 AM
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2012-09-18 04:44:52 AM
I'd motorboat that reverse cowgirl style.

/Don't know how, but I'd try.
 
2012-09-18 04:46:32 AM
imageshack.us

She still has nice proportions but she's definitely in danger of pushing maximum density.
 
2012-09-18 05:10:19 AM

Snapper Carr: She still has nice proportions but she's definitely in danger of pushing maximum density.


She's in danger of warping space as it is.
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2012-09-18 05:36:34 AM
Doesnt' look fat. Looks Healthy.
 
2012-09-18 05:57:32 AM
Like an angry god... Yes I would..
 
2012-09-18 06:02:10 AM
I would let her touch my penis. Not that she would want to. But if she did, I would let her.
 
2012-09-18 06:08:31 AM

AaronSynn: ....Thinking back to all the old Britney vs Christina who's better/hotter debates...

Long gone....


Yep.

Christina wins.
 
2012-09-18 06:24:55 AM
Maybe Christina is secretly pregnant? That would certainly explain the swollen, puffy face.

Oh Christ on a stick. Or maybe there could be a simpler explanation, like eating 6 sammiches at a time and washing them down with a case of beer.
 
2012-09-18 06:29:32 AM
That's money in the bank. The rear vault, specifically.
 
2012-09-18 06:30:01 AM

AaronSynn: ....Thinking back to all the old Britney vs Christina who's better/hotter debates...

Long gone....


I'd still take Christina even with the weight. I don't like Cheetos breath.
 
2012-09-18 06:32:29 AM

Seamer: Please block this link... Viewed on my iPad; there was one blocked popup and a banner that attached to the bottom of the window whenever I scrolled..


You have your pop-up blocker turned on?
 
2012-09-18 06:36:20 AM
First, she copies Lady Gaga and now Adele?
 
2012-09-18 06:55:02 AM
Like the fist of an angry god!
 
2012-09-18 07:08:41 AM
 
2012-09-18 07:09:03 AM
Yet all the neck beards here fap over that lard-ass Hendricks. Don't you all have somewhere to be in 26 minutes?
 
2012-09-18 07:19:03 AM
I'd still hit it.
 
2012-09-18 07:25:29 AM
She looks like she's addicted to Fix A Flat.
 
2012-09-18 07:58:04 AM
Where's this bloated wombat? Behind the hot blonde chick?
 
2012-09-18 08:12:19 AM
Still looks kinda good and the money doesnt hurt. She can't keep this up forever, though. It's time to hit the gym or resign herself to a Kirstie Alley future.
/she can be friends with Opie's daughter
 
2012-09-18 08:17:08 AM
i1247.photobucket.com

Yep, steadily moving towards Aretha Franklin status.

/still would hit it like the fist of an angry god!
 
2012-09-18 08:31:16 AM
Well, she is releasing a new album soon, which might mean a tour, which might mean she'll start going to a trainer to get in dancin' shape.
 
2012-09-18 08:33:55 AM
Maybe it's just me, and maybe I'm thinking more of Portuguese women than Hispanic ones...but isn't this the course of nature? Isn't it like a 50/50 chance that any cute little Hispanic girl will turn into a round little middle aged mama?

\yes, I live in one of the most Portuguese parts of the country
\\but we have Hispanic people here too!
\\\also, it's totally not flattering to her to have her hair tied back
 
2012-09-18 08:36:01 AM
I used to bullseye wombats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
 
2012-09-18 08:46:30 AM
She's fast approaching bloated cow but still well within the bounds of, "I'd hit that." If she can put the brakes on the weight gain and hold where she is (or slightly under) that would be ideal.
 
2012-09-18 08:57:01 AM
I'm all about defending celebrities from unreal expectations, etc, but she really has gained quite a bit of weight.
 
2012-09-18 08:57:23 AM
I prefer this to the bag of bones look.
 
2012-09-18 09:07:36 AM

Frontspac: Who'da figured I'd be totally willing to fark a bloated wombat?


glad i'm not the only one thinking this

besides i've always figured she was a chubby chick who had been keeping her weight under control for the media, most likely she finally got tired of all the stress of calorie counting and lax-pill-popping
 
2012-09-18 09:13:20 AM

LewDux: Link


well that is a waste of a link
 
2012-09-18 09:16:08 AM
Link

I can't stand her on the voice, personally I bet Britney would be more fun once you get her away from her the business. plus she doesn't have that diva attitude like xtina
 
2012-09-18 09:41:05 AM
Bunch of farking chubby chasers up in here.

Get that woman a tuna salad and some slim fast. If her face inflates any more she's going to look like this:

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Don't tell me you guys can't already see the resemblence.
 
2012-09-18 09:42:51 AM
Inflatable doll, marry them and they start to inflate.
 
2012-09-18 09:48:26 AM
She's starting to look like that Jocelyn Wildenstein chick in the face.

Nasty.

/would hit and then taunt her fat ass.
 
2012-09-18 09:50:42 AM
Too many words, not enough pictures.

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2012-09-18 09:57:54 AM

TwistedFark: Bunch of farking chubby chasers up in here.

Get that woman a tuna salad and some slim fast. If her face inflates any more she's going to look like this:

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Don't tell me you guys can't already see the resemblence.


yes, i like the chubby women. not ashamed of this.
 
2012-09-18 09:59:34 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Too many words, not enough pictures.

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Yeah dude, try something from this decade - because all I'm seeing is Treasure Troll, TREASURE TROLL, TREASURE TROLL
 
2012-09-18 10:00:11 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Too many words, not enough pictures.


Well done, Abe. Got any pics of the south side of a northbound Christina?
 
2012-09-18 10:05:01 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Too many words, not enough pictures.


Well done, Abe. Got any pics of the south side of a northbound Christina?


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2012-09-18 10:35:06 AM
She is rapidly, rapidly losing hotness. Hardly looks like the same person from just 10 years ago. A lot of those "hot" pictures sure as hell aren't recent.
 
2012-09-18 10:38:28 AM
Aguilera at 21
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Aguilera at 31
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