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(KATU)   Registered sex offender goes to jail after screwing up the hors d'oeuvres   (katu.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-18 12:53:58 AM
Lindsey Petrushkin hired Meza, who runs the Unique Catering and Pacific Northwest Events in Portland, for her wedding reception. Meza's company was supposed to serve 200 guests. But the food the company purchased was in bulk from a grocery store that the catering company charred and blackened.

"They burned the side of my parents' building," Petrushkin told KATU News last week.



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2012-09-18 03:07:39 AM
So because your reception food was subpar you turn get into his background and turn him in for something non related.

/keepin' it real
 
2012-09-18 06:32:57 AM

AbbeySomeone: So because your reception food was subpar you turn get into his background and turn him in for something non related.

/keepin' it real


Sounds like the local news did that after hearing their story.
 
2012-09-18 06:46:44 AM

MayoSlather: AbbeySomeone: So because your reception food was subpar you turn get into his background and turn him in for something non related.

/keepin' it real

Sounds like the local news did that after hearing their story.


What is sounded like the author had a stroke while writing the last paragraph.

HIRE AN EDITOR YOU CHEAP farkS!
 
2012-09-18 07:28:12 AM
What did he shove them up his ass or something?
 
2012-09-18 08:15:44 AM
How do you fark up pre-prepared, frozen food?
For that alone I hope he rots in a cell.
/former caterer.
//used to make thousands of horses doobers by hand, fresh.
///never a complaint, only awesomes.
 
2012-09-18 08:24:01 AM
FTFA: Meza's arrest Monday came from his history as a predatory sex offender. KATU News found out he was not at his registered address in Aumsville as required by law.

Yeah, he was busy burning the food at a local wedding reception.
 
2012-09-18 08:48:33 AM
Meza in a lotta trouble!
 
2012-09-18 08:49:31 AM
Molesting kids is pretty bad, but don't you ever dream of farking up a bride's wedding reception!
 
2012-09-18 08:59:24 AM

Registered sex offender goes to jail after screwing up the hors d'oeuvres


I'm glad that word is in there.
 
2012-09-18 09:07:09 AM
Instead of burning butts now he burns food and walls.Interesting how some things neva change.
 
2012-09-18 09:13:03 AM
None of that made sense! How does running a catering business violate sex offender laws? What did he do? Personally bus a plate of food out to a guest with his penis on a bed of lettuce?
 
2012-09-18 09:14:23 AM

AbbeySomeone: So because your reception food was subpar you turn get into his background and turn him in for something non related.

/keepin' it real


I've learned to use the weapons that I have.
 
2012-09-18 09:28:30 AM
I wonder if this guy has the attitude that if society is going to fark him, he will fark it back?
 
2012-09-18 09:29:48 AM
Best. Cocktail. Wieners. Ever.
 
2012-09-18 09:44:11 AM

ArmyWarVet: None of that made sense! How does running a catering business violate sex offender laws? What did he do? Personally bus a plate of food out to a guest with his penis on a bed of lettuce?


It doesn't. But not living where you've told the nice folks @ the sex offender registry you are living *does*.

/ When I got re-married, our florist backed over our neighbor's mailbox after dropping off the bridal party flowers.
she wasn't a sex offender though (I don't think).
 
2012-09-18 10:17:47 AM
Wait..... What?
 
2012-09-18 10:36:33 AM
FTA: Meza has a history of sexually abusing teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 15.

Cut the guy some slack. He looks about 25 YOA so, I'm guessing that he hasn't offended in at least 10 yrs.
 
2012-09-18 10:38:13 AM
i.imgur.com


A preview of Marisa Hargitay in Law & Order: SVU's 28th season
 
2012-09-18 10:48:28 AM
How is this a criminal, not civil, matter?
 
2012-09-18 11:31:23 AM
REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER CATERING COMPANY
We Will Rape Your Mouth In Good Taste
 
2012-09-18 11:46:29 AM
>Meza has a history of sexually abusing teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 15.

His specialty is the cherry turnover.
 
2012-09-18 12:13:49 PM
huh. never heard of 13 to 15 year old girls referred to as "hors d'oeuvres" before. learn something new every day.

/no seat preference; i'll travel cheap, thanks.
 
2012-09-18 12:25:51 PM
My guess at the sequence of events based on the horribly written article. The local news station investigates reports of bad businesses. One of the brides this guy catered for calls in to get her story out, get her money back, and warn others. News station investigates the owners of the catering company, discovers an owner is a sex offender and is not living at his registered address, then reports it to the police, getting him arrested.
 
2012-09-18 12:34:12 PM

lakrfool: >Meza has a history of sexually abusing teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 15.

His specialty is the cherry turnover.


Does he like it Ala mode!
hannaford.gsnrecipes.com
 
2012-09-18 12:37:40 PM
This whole article is a little confusing. What exactly IS this about?

PORTLAND, Ore. - A local man who generated complaints for his work at weddings was arrested Monday and is now in jail.

Last week the KATU Problem Solvers reported that local couples said Troy Meza and his partner promised to cater and DJ their weddings, but instead, the weddings turned into disasters. One bride had to order pizza to feed guests.

False advertising? Doesn't deliver goods and services as promised?

Meza's arrest Monday came from his history as a predatory sex offender. KATU News found out he was not at his registered address in Aumsville as required by law.

Meza has a history of sexually abusing teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 15.

Sending cell phone pics (or worse) of his penis to teenage girls?

Meza refused to comment to KATU News on Monday.

Meh.

Lindsey Petrushkin hired Meza, who runs the Unique Catering and Pacific Northwest Events in Portland, for her wedding reception. Meza's company was supposed to serve 200 guests. But the food the company purchased was in bulk from a grocery store that the catering company charred and blackened.

"They burned the side of my parents' building," Petrushkin told KATU News last week.

Arson?

Petrushkin said her sister went to various pizza places in town and picked up somewhere between 15 and 20 pizzas to feed her hungry guests.


I dunno. Sumpin'.
 
2012-09-18 12:41:56 PM
Noooo!

Not the Whores Doovers!! Anything but the Whores Doovers!
 
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