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2012-09-17 07:31:37 PM  
She should experience cancer. I would be good for her.
 
2012-09-17 07:32:47 PM  
Shallow. Vapid. Twunt.
 
2012-09-17 07:33:59 PM  
Yah...not so much.
 
2012-09-17 07:41:20 PM  

vudukungfu: She should experience cancer. I would be good for her.


Pretty sure she has a tumor in her arse (damn thing is big enough)
Also pretty sure you have to have a brain to get a brain tumor
I really wouldn't want anything to ruin those sweater pillows though.
 
2012-09-17 07:42:58 PM  
We need to tax the fark out of these people. There should be a higher tax on wealth and a surcharge for being an asshole.
 
2012-09-17 07:42:59 PM  
Didn't read the article but I certainly hold no animosity towards someone who took advantage of the stupidity the American masses provide and made a profit from it. Hell.. the GOP does it every day. Why can't the little person get a cut?
 
2012-09-17 07:47:13 PM  
"Wow, what an asshole," pretty much sums it all up.
 
2012-09-17 07:48:59 PM  
She looks more and more like a real doll every time I see her.

But a real doll is less offensive because it doesn't talk.


Fark this vapid cum dumpster. She CHOSE to market her sex tape. She CHOSE to put her life up on the screen. She clearly enjoys the millions of dollars it brings her.

If it also brings some negative circumstances, I have zero sympathy for her.

The girl she supposedly spoke to didn't CHOOSE to have cancer, but this farking nitwit socialite whore doesn't realize the difference.
 
2012-09-17 07:50:57 PM  
An abundance of: mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com


with little use for:


static.ddmcdn.com

What else is new?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-09-17 07:52:00 PM  
Remember when she said "I'm a businesswoman, I run my own business, etc etc"

No honey. You got famous just because of your looks, nothing else. At least Jessica Simspon could "sing". You have no talent whatsoever, so why the fark are you famous, and not the millions of other businesswomen?
 
2012-09-17 07:54:17 PM  
I don't get the love for her ass. She's got a decent face and a nice rack, but that isn't an ass, it's a planetoid. Pop out one kid and she's gonna be on peopleofwalmart.com
 
2012-09-17 07:56:29 PM  
Who cares what that pornstar thinks?
 
2012-09-17 08:01:54 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: We need to tax the fark out of these people. There should be a higher tax on wealth and a surcharge for being an asshole.


She voted for Obama. Make of that what you will.
 
2012-09-17 08:12:13 PM  
well she should have compared it to voting for Obama and she would be a new sweetheart on Lizard Lick towing
 
2012-09-17 08:12:35 PM  

Triumph: ecmoRandomNumbers: We need to tax the fark out of these people. There should be a higher tax on wealth and a surcharge for being an asshole.

She voted for Obama. Make of that what you will.


Yeah, still doesn't make her less of an asshole.
 
2012-09-17 08:14:14 PM  

Triumph: ecmoRandomNumbers: We need to tax the fark out of these people. There should be a higher tax on wealth and a surcharge for being an asshole.

She voted for Obama. Make of that what you will.


She likes black dudes.
 
2012-09-17 08:19:00 PM  
Dumbass twat.
 
2012-09-17 10:02:28 PM  
She never had to use her brains as she could rely on her looks. It's kind of sad really.
 
2012-09-17 10:48:12 PM  
I still haven't stopped laughing at Bill Maher saying she's following in the family footsteps in getting black guys off.
 
2012-09-17 10:51:46 PM  

r1niceboy: I still haven't stopped laughing at Bill Maher saying she's following in the family footsteps in getting black guys off.


Damn, I hate Bill Maher but that just might make me a fan.
 
2012-09-17 11:14:20 PM  
I don't care what she says, as long as I get to drive the motorboat once or twice.
 
2012-09-17 11:14:31 PM  

Brick-House: r1niceboy: I still haven't stopped laughing at Bill Maher saying she's following in the family footsteps in getting black guys off.

Damn, I hate Bill Maher but that just might make me a fan.


I don't watch his TV show, but his facebook and twitter stuff is class.
 
2012-09-17 11:23:52 PM  
It would be truly great if she got cancer and died. Soon.
 
2012-09-17 11:27:23 PM  
I would still wreck that given a chance. And a ball gag.
 
2012-09-17 11:27:42 PM  
Fake person from the land of fake, what do you expect.
 
2012-09-17 11:50:14 PM  

Triumph: ecmoRandomNumbers: We need to tax the fark out of these people. There should be a higher tax on wealth and a surcharge for being an asshole.

She voted for Obama. Make of that what you will.


Three letters...BBC!
 
2012-09-17 11:57:04 PM  

xynix: Didn't read the article but I certainly hold no animosity towards someone who took advantage of the stupidity the American masses provide and made a profit from it. Hell.. the GOP does it every day. Why can't the little person get a cut?


I'll see your politicizing in a derp thread and raise you more Liberal derpyness in the form of massive amounts of irony on said hatred of capitalizing on completely retarded masses.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-18 12:01:45 AM  
In a ranking of life-stressors, divorce is listed at number two, just behind death of a spouse, but more stressful than a personal illness. Just saying...
 
2012-09-18 12:05:02 AM  

Fade2black: xynix: Didn't read the article but I certainly hold no animosity towards someone who took advantage of the stupidity the American masses provide and made a profit from it. Hell.. the GOP does it every day. Why can't the little person get a cut?

I'll see your politicizing in a derp thread and raise you more Liberal derpyness in the form of massive amounts of irony on said hatred of capitalizing on completely retarded masses.

[i48.tinypic.com image 640x429]


Exactly. It's like they think they have the right to protest corporate influence over politics in this country, and still get to wear pants. You know, ones that they didn't make themselves from sack cloth.

/But hey, at least yours isn't a disingenuous interpretation of events.
//NO SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!
///DON'T TOUCH MY MEDICARE!!
 
2012-09-18 12:05:28 AM  
Dont care.

/like a screen door in a hurricane
 
2012-09-18 12:06:14 AM  

Atomic Spunk: In a ranking of life-stressors, divorce is listed at number two, just behind death of a spouse, but more stressful than a personal illness. Just saying...


Do you *really* think her marriage and/or divorce weren't completely scripted and planned in advance? The divorce maybe not so much, but you can't convince me she put in any effort at all compared to a viable relationship with actual feelings and sweat equity that 2 normal people go through in a lifetime. Her stress is what sponsor to blow by way of trying to figure out what outfit to wear out of the hotel in the morning to show off to the cameras.
 
2012-09-18 12:09:32 AM  

Atomic Spunk: In a ranking of life-stressors, divorce is listed at number two, just behind death of a spouse, but more stressful than a personal illness. Just saying...



Why should a fake divorce be stressful??

And the short time they were married why not get an annulment?
 
2012-09-18 12:11:11 AM  

born_yesterday: Fade2black: xynix: Didn't read the article but I certainly hold no animosity towards someone who took advantage of the stupidity the American masses provide and made a profit from it. Hell.. the GOP does it every day. Why can't the little person get a cut?

I'll see your politicizing in a derp thread and raise you more Liberal derpyness in the form of massive amounts of irony on said hatred of capitalizing on completely retarded masses.

[i48.tinypic.com image 640x429]

Exactly. It's like they think they have the right to protest corporate influence over politics in this country, and still get to wear pants. You know, ones that they didn't make themselves from sack cloth.

/But hey, at least yours isn't a disingenuous interpretation of events.
//NO SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!
///DON'T TOUCH MY MEDICARE!!


Your point would be valid if it didn't de-volve into a bunch of kids shouting out GIVE ME MOAR. The original Occupy had valid concerns and reasons for protesting. But that pic is still relevant when showing the irony that BOTH sides profit from the stupid and retarded. And we're all more retarded for politicizing something as stupid as KK.

/And the socialized medicine/medicare joke is really old. It's like the only valid retort you can conjure up is some foolish 87 year old that was probably in her first year of Alzheimer's.
 
2012-09-18 12:18:27 AM  
She needs to put more black caulk up in that crack.
 
2012-09-18 12:20:45 AM  
Art first I wasn't going to click the link because I was like "But I WANT to dislike her-I don't want my bubble to be burst" and then I was all "If I'm going to be intellectually honest, I have to base my opinion on her deeds, not some strawman I have imagined" and then I clicked on the link and I was like "Yay!"
 
2012-09-18 12:29:46 AM  

Atomic Spunk: In a ranking of life-stressors, divorce is listed at number two, just behind death of a spouse, but more stressful than a personal illness. Just saying...


Wasn't she married for like a couple of days, or something?
 
2012-09-18 12:30:30 AM  
One of these days this Poor biatch is going to experience real pain and real loss. Karma Police comes to collect on everyone. I don't wish ill on people. I really don't, but this disgrace to the human race is going to learn the hard way.
 
2012-09-18 12:32:25 AM  
In her defense, she does kind of have cancer (she's dating Kanye West). But seriously, Kanye West had an awesome "freestyle" rap in Ice-T's documentary "Rap: Something From Nothing" (or whatever it's called), complete with a fish stick reference. One of the greatest freestyles of all time!
 
2012-09-18 12:32:53 AM  

vudukungfu: She should experience cancer. I would be good for her.


Bruce McCulloch?
 
2012-09-18 12:33:45 AM  

ParagonComplex: One of these days this Poor biatch is going to experience real pain and real loss. Karma Police comes to collect on everyone. I don't wish ill on people. I really don't, but this disgrace to the human race is going to learn the hard way.


I posit that your faith in Karma is more offensive to the little girl with cancer than Kim Kardashian's statement.
 
2012-09-18 12:45:54 AM  
This broad's gotta have 10 types of cooch cancer.
 
2012-09-18 12:47:12 AM  

LindenFark: Art first I wasn't going to click the link because I was like "But I WANT to dislike her-I don't want my bubble to be burst" and then I was all "If I'm going to be intellectually honest, I have to base my opinion on her deeds, not some strawman I have imagined" and then I clicked on the link and I was like "Yay!"


Exactly. I didn't want to think that she was really that stupid (I've never seen the show), but then I read her quote and thought, I'll be damned. She's an idiot. And here I thought she was just a greedy, shallow bint.

She's dating Kanye farking West. Of course she's an idiot.
 
2012-09-18 01:03:11 AM  

NorCalLos: In her defense, she does kind of have cancer (she's dating Kanye West). But seriously, Kanye West had an awesome "freestyle" rap in Ice-T's documentary "Rap: Something From Nothing" (or whatever it's called), complete with a fish stick reference. One of the greatest freestyles of all time!


Link?
 
2012-09-18 01:05:59 AM  
Well, Kimmy, I hope this one really bites you in that fat ass of yours. I would love to see the rest of this year and the next filled with headlines of charity organizations who help out kids with cancer, dedicate themselves to protesting you, your family and your show. And honestly, that might actually happen. If these groups protested E! and those who sponsor your show, people might stop Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I hope these groups attack you relentlessly. I hope this time you've finally said that one thing so remarkably stupid that the society loses all love for you. I want people with children dying of cancer to go on television and tell you what a stupid fark you are. And the worse part is, you're so vapid, stupid and narcissistic that you're not going to pay attention. You're going to find someway of making yourself out, once again to being the victim of some senseless personal attack against the very character you lack. You are never going to understand the pain and financial problems that faces a family when a child has cancer. And you've just insulted every family who has a young family member (cousin, sibling, child, grandchild, niece, nephew) with cancer. You've just insulted everyone who has a friend who has a family member dying of cancer, or has a friend that is dying of cancer.

What you just said wasn't just dumb. It was so incredibly offensively dumb that I hope the backlash against you is of epic proportions. I hope that you become more hated for this than the WBC. I want people to be so offended by this statement that you get egged on the street. I am forwarding this story to E! and telling them that I will not watch The Soup (I would say their station, but honestly, all I watch on it is The Soup) until they pull her program over this statement. And no, I am not going to buy anything from a PR person who says that she was misquoted or something retarded and see through. She is actually this self centered to honestly believe that no one suffers as much in this world as she does. And I hope these charities are able to sue Kimmy into the poor house over a statement this retarded. I hope the backlash over this is so powerful that people stop wearing Kardashian merchandise and force her company into bankruptcy.

Yes, there was a picture of a cancer in that photo. We call it Kim Kardashian, and it needs to go away.
 
2012-09-18 01:30:31 AM  

MatrixOutsider: She needs to put more black caulk up in that crack.


[thatsracist.gif]
 
2012-09-18 01:32:22 AM  
Great Janitor:

That was beautiful.
 
2012-09-18 01:41:17 AM  

Fade2black: xynix: Didn't read the article but I certainly hold no animosity towards someone who took advantage of the stupidity the American masses provide and made a profit from it. Hell.. the GOP does it every day. Why can't the little person get a cut?

I'll see your politicizing in a derp thread and raise you more Liberal derpyness in the form of massive amounts of irony on said hatred of capitalizing on completely retarded masses.

[i48.tinypic.com image 640x429]


That isn't ironic; we live in a capitalist society, so unless you intend to wear furs and skins and survive by foraging, you get what you need in a capitalistic way. Those opposed to capitalism believe we could have the same standard of living without capitalism as with, and under a more just and equitable system. You can certainly disagree and consider them naive, but to call them hypocrites for acknowledging the present reality is dull witted and foolish. Furthermore, most of the OWS protesters weren't against capitalism, they were against our current lack of regulations or accountability for corporations, and the undue power corporations and the very rich have over our political process. You know nothing of what you speak.
 
2012-09-18 02:02:42 AM  
Why is this idiotic no talent porn star famous?
 
2012-09-18 02:11:42 AM  

Fade2black: xynix: Didn't read the article but I certainly hold no animosity towards someone who took advantage of the stupidity the American masses provide and made a profit from it. Hell.. the GOP does it every day. Why can't the little person get a cut?

I'll see your politicizing in a derp thread and raise you more Liberal derpyness in the form of massive amounts of irony on said hatred of capitalizing on completely retarded masses.

[i48.tinypic.com image 640x429]


I'm curious. What exactly does Wall St. have to do with capitalism?
 
2012-09-18 02:20:29 AM  

justbob2000: Why is this idiotic no talent porn star famous?


The reality of Kim Kardashian is quite tragic. You see, Kim Kardashian is a fictitious person, a character, played by none other than David Faustino, best known as Bud Bundy on Married With Children. Initially it was to be a performance art piece, meant to expose America's obsession with celebrity, materialism, and shallow beauty, but somewhere along the way, David lost sight of his goals, and now there is only Kim.

We can only hope that someday David gets the help he so desperately needs, and comes back to us.
 
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