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(MyFox Atlanta)   Be careful where you put your tongue. It might get stuck like that. No, really. It might get stuck   (myfoxatlanta.com) divider line 112
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2012-09-18 10:20:24 AM  
As a parent who loves his child, let me just say that kids are stupid and very willing to prove it repeatedly.
 
2012-09-18 10:31:59 AM  
My kids' school banned this type of water bottle, allowing only the ones with the pop-up top. I assumed it was because the open kind get knocked over and spill all over desktops, making a horrible mess. Now I wonder if she was the first little girl to have a stuck-tongue problem.

Recall in 5... 4... 3...
 
2012-09-18 12:56:37 PM  
well, lesson learned
 
2012-09-18 01:09:18 PM  
I bet her family will not have to pay a dime for her treatment.
 
2012-09-18 01:47:32 PM  

Omahawg: I practice by pushing bowling balls up hill with my tongue

just sayin', ladies


Well, hello sailor! New in town? Wanna come up to my loft and see my...water bottle?
 
2012-09-18 02:18:00 PM  

Omahawg: I practice by pushing bowling balls up hill with my tongue

just sayin', ladies


I'll just leave this here.
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2012-09-18 04:22:26 PM  

MBooda: Omahawg: I practice by pushing bowling balls up hill with my tongue

just sayin', ladies

I'll just leave this here.
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WordyGrrl: Omahawg: I practice by pushing bowling balls up hill with my tongue

just sayin', ladies

Well, hello sailor! New in town? Wanna come up to my loft and see my...water bottle?


I'm a degenerate perv and I approve of these messages.
 
2012-09-18 05:29:21 PM  

Brick-House: DNRTFA, but this was the first thing I thought of.

[www.2snaps.tv image 500x803]

[www.2snaps.tv image 499x715]

front or back works for me...


So, the first thing you thought of was to post child porn on fark.
 
2012-09-18 10:25:19 PM  

Chunky_Charlie: Brick-House: DNRTFA, but this was the first thing I thought of.

[www.2snaps.tv image 500x803]

[www.2snaps.tv image 499x715]

front or back works for me...

So, the first thing you thought of was to post child porn on fark.


I don't see any child porn. Just a teenager enjoying the beach. What the hell is wrong with your brain?
 
2012-09-18 10:55:32 PM  
Okay, so I know her tongue was stuck in the bottle. As I understand it, they have plastic stoppers that look like bolts. Which means that they're threaded on the inside. So instead of cutting the bottle, poking holes, or pulling, I wonder if anyone just tried unscrewing it from her tongue? Twist and let the threads push it off? Seems like that would work. Maybe not. Guess it's too late to try it on this kid.
 
2012-09-19 06:56:57 PM  
I drilled a hole in a water bottle with my tongue once...

;)
 
2012-09-20 01:32:53 PM  
Looks like someone's about to enter the ghetto lottery.
 
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