impaler: I had about 8% body fat once. But my T4 was 2.45 ng/dL and my TSH was 0.01 mU/L.
BritneysSpeculum: small penis
exick: I have no idea what this means, but it sounds like there was potassium benzoate involved.
Krymson Tyde: He's a compulsive liar politician and, in all honesty, should never be trusted.
teto85: BritneysSpeculum: small penis
Mugato: His widow's peak speaks to him and tells him to do things. Bad things.
TheManofPA: Mugato: His widow's peak speaks to him and tells him to do things. Bad things.Paul Ryan is Randy Orton? Does he poop in female congresswomen's handbags?
MorrisBird: Because you touch yourself at night. And, so does he.
basemetal: Krymson Tyde: He's a compulsive liar politician and, in all honesty, should never be trusted.Still will not believe he went noodling unless there are pics and videos to prove it
Krymson Tyde: He's a compulsive liar and, in all honesty, should never be trusted.
Coco LaFemme: Because that's what pathological liars do. If Paul Ryan came up to me tomorrow and told me 2 and 2 equaled 4, I'd have to check it on a calculator before I believed him.
Aarontology: Because he knows if he pretends to be a totes tough macho man, it will help him among his closeted "real man" base.
Dahnkster: [cdn.thedailybeast.com image 503x335]Six inches ladies! I'm hung like a baby's arm and will have you quivering like an epileptic Eskimo with an icicle strap-on prison farking Michael J Fox on the electric chair
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