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2012-09-17 04:24:26 PM
i50.tinypic.com

ooh! ooh! i know this one... because he's a liar?
 
2012-09-17 04:25:44 PM
He has Putin envy
 
2012-09-17 04:30:52 PM
He's a compulsive liar and, in all honesty, should never be trusted.
 
2012-09-17 04:33:08 PM
For the same reason I lie about the size of my John Thomas.
 
2012-09-17 04:34:39 PM
Because he knows if he pretends to be a totes tough macho man, it will help him among his closeted "real man" base.
 
2012-09-17 04:35:14 PM
Same reason Scott Brown claims to own a truck.
 
2012-09-17 04:42:18 PM
He knows his base is comprised of nothing but shallow, superficial yokels who wouldn't know enough to question him.
 
2012-09-17 04:50:19 PM
I had about 8% body fat once. But my T4 was 2.45 ng/dL and my TSH was 0.01 mU/L.
 
2012-09-17 04:56:42 PM
small penis
 
2012-09-17 04:59:54 PM

impaler: I had about 8% body fat once. But my T4 was 2.45 ng/dL and my TSH was 0.01 mU/L.


I have no idea what this means, but it sounds like there was potassium benzoate involved.
 
2012-09-17 04:59:59 PM

BritneysSpeculum: small penis

 
2012-09-17 05:01:52 PM

exick: I have no idea what this means, but it sounds like there was potassium benzoate involved.


Overactive thyroid.
 
2012-09-17 05:03:20 PM

impaler: I had about 8% body fat once. But my T4 was 2.45 ng/dL and my TSH was 0.01 mU/L.


I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
 
2012-09-17 05:21:04 PM

Krymson Tyde: He's a compulsive liar politician and, in all honesty, should never be trusted.


Still will not believe he went noodling unless there are pics and videos to prove it
 
2012-09-17 05:32:09 PM
Because he's a manly man who does manly things in a manly way

/the man in C-span fails mainly on the no plan
 
2012-09-17 05:45:37 PM
Sure, he might look OK in a shirt, but what you can't see is all the fat that has built up in his brain between the neurons and causes him to make crazy statements like "I ran a sub-3hr marathon" and "I have 6% body fat" and "My budget plan cuts the deficit".
 
2012-09-17 05:54:08 PM
Typical lying Republican politician. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-09-17 07:30:05 PM
His widow's peak speaks to him and tells him to do things. Bad things.
 
2012-09-17 07:34:03 PM
This is why Romney chose him. He's a seasoned liar.

Further proof the media is in the bag for Romney.
 
2012-09-17 07:36:03 PM
Because you touch yourself at night. And, so does he.
 
2012-09-17 07:36:42 PM
Because that's what pathological liars do. If Paul Ryan came up to me tomorrow and told me 2 and 2 equaled 4, I'd have to check it on a calculator before I believed him.
 
2012-09-17 07:40:41 PM

teto85: BritneysSpeculum: small penis

 
2012-09-17 07:45:07 PM

Mugato: His widow's peak speaks to him and tells him to do things. Bad things.


Paul Ryan is Randy Orton? Does he poop in female congresswomen's handbags?
 
2012-09-17 07:45:45 PM

TheManofPA: Mugato: His widow's peak speaks to him and tells him to do things. Bad things.

Paul Ryan is Randy Orton? Does he poop in female congresswomen's handbags?


Female Congresswomens.......

Well, I Ortoned all over that joke.
 
2012-09-17 07:49:10 PM

MorrisBird: Because you touch yourself at night. And, so does he.


Can Catholics do that?
 
2012-09-17 07:49:30 PM

BritneysSpeculum: small penis

 
2012-09-17 07:51:40 PM

basemetal: Krymson Tyde: He's a compulsive liar politician and, in all honesty, should never be trusted.

Still will not believe he went noodling unless there are pics and videos to prove it


He went noodling? Well shiat, I'mma voting (R).
 
2012-09-17 08:13:19 PM
He's a Republican and an objectivist?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:46 PM
I went to the same high school Paul Ryan did. I didn't really know him but I know he had a nickname; Skippy. I hung out with a different group of people. One day I was walking home and I heard someone yell "Hey, asshole!" I turned around and he was about twenty feet behind me. When I turned, he turned his head real quick and tried to act like it wasn't him. I shrugged it off and kept walking. A few minutes here it is again, hey asshole. So I tuned around again and again he looked away and pretended it wasn't him. Now, I don't know what his problem was because I didn't know him. And besides that, I'm what you would call a little person; also I use crutches because I was born with only one leg. Again I started home and a few minutes later, sure enough, he yelled it again. This time I turned and started walking back toward him. He looked panicked and turned to run, but tripped over a crack in the sidewalk. I walked up to him and he was crying like a baby. It was disgusting. "What a baby," I said. Then I kicked him in the face with my good leg and turned around and went home.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:09 PM
Yes, I truly care about Paul Ryan's body flab.
 
2012-09-17 08:28:03 PM
It's partially because that he's got personal confidence issues, and partially because Republicans know that most Americans either don't bother to check on the BS you're spewing or don't care.
 
2012-09-17 08:39:00 PM

Krymson Tyde: He's a compulsive liar and, in all honesty, should never be trusted.


THIS. If he's lying about shiat that doesn't even matter, how can we trust him with anything important?
 
2012-09-17 08:42:05 PM
Doesn't he have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2012-09-17 08:45:10 PM
I lassoed a twister and made it my biatch... I rerouted the Rio Grande because my terlit wasn't aflushin'...I punched the moon just to see it wince....I'M PECOS BILL DAMMIT!
 
2012-09-17 09:13:21 PM
i.imgur.com
There was press conference to see what training I was doing
Before then I had never heard reporters booing
Cameras flashing - I was in the middle
I didn't wanna look dumb so I exaggerated a little
I said I been training 20 hours a day
lifting big old cars and big bails of hay
and I run 10,000 miles every morning
thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory
I drink water 20 gallons a pop
And I can throw a Volkswagen a whole half-block
And four million sit-ups in a minute
I ain't lyin'! I did it!
 
2012-09-17 09:17:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: Because that's what pathological liars do. If Paul Ryan came up to me tomorrow and told me 2 and 2 equaled 4, I'd have to check it on a calculator before I believed him.


The calculator could be in on it.
 
2012-09-17 09:24:01 PM
Because the competition on the Washington DC Craigslist "GOP lawmaker seeking Dusky Young Buck willing to call me 'Uncle Ronnie'" page has never been so fierce?
 
2012-09-17 09:36:17 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-17 10:17:37 PM
www.slate.com

didn't you hear, he won the daytona 500 3 years running now 

and he finished second also this year having driven both the cars in the picture
 
2012-09-17 10:27:07 PM
Because he's a liar.

/that was easy!
 
2012-09-17 10:27:16 PM

MorrisBird: Because you touch yourself at night. And, so does he.


Oh got damit, that's a really tough choice.
 
2012-09-17 11:20:36 PM
Things talked about most, exist least...
 
2012-09-17 11:55:52 PM
cdn.thedailybeast.com

Six inches ladies! I'm hung like a baby's arm and will have you quivering like an epileptic Eskimo with an icicle strap-on prison farking Michael J Fox on the electric chair
 
2012-09-17 11:59:26 PM

BritneysSpeculum: small penis

 
2012-09-18 12:01:24 AM

Aarontology: Because he knows if he pretends to be a totes tough macho man, it will help him among his closeted "real man" base.


But the thing is he clearly is an active guy who could talk about doing physical things that he really does. He chooses to embellish and lie even though he could get the same effect by telling the truth. He clearly has some real mental issues which of course makes him perfect for the Romney campaign.
 
2012-09-18 12:04:22 AM

Dahnkster: [cdn.thedailybeast.com image 503x335]

Six inches ladies! I'm hung like a baby's arm and will have you quivering like an epileptic Eskimo with an icicle strap-on prison farking Michael J Fox on the electric chair


That's beautiful.
 
2012-09-18 12:05:05 AM
I'm waiting to hear abt his golf score and how close he got to the world record
 
2012-09-18 12:05:11 AM
He's retarded. I mean, serious mentally deficient. Defective, flawed. He's broken in the head, but knows what he knows and no one can tell him different, even if they can look it up online.
 
2012-09-18 12:06:01 AM
mattbors.com
 
2012-09-18 12:07:45 AM
Because, like most crossfit fans, he suffers from erectile dysfunction.
 
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