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(The Sun)   Ummmm, no Kelly Osbourne that "Teletubby look" is really not working   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 47
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2012-09-17 04:08:23 PM
I would since I'd probably get to meet and maybe hang out with Ozzy.
 
2012-09-17 04:10:39 PM
How about a non-Sun link for those of us whose IT departmenbts are run by chimpanzees?
 
2012-09-17 04:17:34 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 05:20:42 PM

Highroller48: How about a non-Sun link for those of us whose IT departmenbts are run by chimpanzees?


Ozzy's kid has a funny hairdo.

i105.photobucket.com

Really, that's it. That's what the article is about. 

(They don't even mention her having a stroke or whatever it is that did that to her eyes.)
 
2012-09-17 07:27:42 PM
Eh, I'd stuff it in her noo noo.
 
2012-09-17 07:42:08 PM
Leave Kelly alone! If she wants to look idiotic,that's her prerogative.
 
2012-09-17 08:11:19 PM
In before the soft serve JPEGs.
 
2012-09-17 09:34:21 PM
I would never guess that apple head is 27.
 
2012-09-17 09:41:42 PM
hope someone puts their family show back on TV as reruns. i'm confident Ozzy stumbling about muttering "Sharon!" helped thousands of young people to just say no to drug and alcohol abuse.
 
2012-09-17 09:45:28 PM
That's a Warcraft female gnome hairdo.

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2012-09-17 09:51:54 PM
What kind of keyboard is that tattooed on her arm? Some sort of Moog?
 
2012-09-17 09:53:46 PM
My hair is a turd, your argument is invalid.
 
2012-09-17 09:54:25 PM
Well, it's certainly phallic.
 
2012-09-17 09:57:01 PM
Nevermind. It seems the keyboard is just some tattoo artist's idea of what one might look like. That she got when she was drunk and now hates and wants to have removed.

photos1.blogger.com

"Kelly Osbourne has an awesome new tattoo of a sweet (fictional?) synth with X-Y, 2 wheel mods, 5-band EQ, 3-octave keyboard, and...a spectrograph??? Can't decide if this makes me want to puke or give her a high-five."
 
2012-09-17 09:57:42 PM
www.bamkapow.com
 
2012-09-17 10:12:51 PM
Fat twunt.


Sorry, fat UGLY twunt.
 
2012-09-17 10:19:28 PM
Figures she'd go with Dipsy's style. Dipsy's the stubborn one.
 
2012-09-17 10:44:25 PM
She's kind of funny-looking.

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2012-09-17 10:47:41 PM
urbantitan.com

Approves of this hairdo.
 
2012-09-17 11:04:23 PM
I picture in my head some poor guy being asked by Kelly Osbourne, "How do you like my hair?" and the future of sex with her hanging in the balance. Yes or no, he loses.
 
2012-09-17 11:06:39 PM
The last pic in that article is genuine nightmare fuel.
 
2012-09-17 11:19:02 PM
She's got a dildo stashed in there.
 
2012-09-17 11:29:10 PM
I have a possibly sad question, but why does her stylist keep letting her dye her hair ancient old woman grey?

I don't care what 'color' she aims for, it's farking old woman grey. Steel bristle grey. It makes her look 40 years older than she is, and all the shiatty tats and shiattier heels and god damned wtf hairstyles aside she's not old OR ugly.
 
2012-09-17 11:29:39 PM
Apathetic Monkey, I know that is Martin Short from SCTV but I don't know what the character was called. Can you help me out, here? He was great.
 
2012-09-17 11:35:49 PM
www.examiner.com
 
2012-09-17 11:38:23 PM
Minus the hair she looks creepily similar to young Ozzy.
 
2012-09-17 11:53:50 PM

farkplug: Apathetic Monkey, I know that is Martin Short from SCTV but I don't know what the character was called. Can you help me out, here? He was great.


Ed Grimley.
 
2012-09-17 11:59:06 PM

farkplug: Apathetic Monkey, I know that is Martin Short from SCTV but I don't know what the character was called. Can you help me out, here? He was great.


Gah, I hated that character and I can still remember the name, there was even a cartoon back in the day. Character's name is Ed Grimley.
 
2012-09-18 12:29:45 AM
When did her head shrink in proportion with the rest of her skinny body? Last I saw her she still had a massively big head that looked completely out of proportion with her body size.
 
2012-09-18 12:31:30 AM
She's Stiny Pinky, the new Teletubby.
 
2012-09-18 12:52:40 AM

airsupport: Fat twunt.


Sorry, fat UGLY twunt.


Fugly twunt. Funt.
 
2012-09-18 12:55:50 AM
She needs three things:

40 more pounds
a bottle of black hair dye
my dick in her
 
2012-09-18 02:07:23 AM
I honestly think I could rub one out easier to the album cover of Ozzy's "Speak of the Devil" than that picture of her.
 
2012-09-18 02:41:44 AM
She looks like a lumpy lawn dart.

IMHO
 
2012-09-18 02:51:17 AM
I respect those that just don't give a damn what others think. I personally don't care for the look, but I think it's cool if it floats her boat. Non-conformity is a good thing... Granted, she doesn't really have to worry about the basics...
 
2012-09-18 07:39:39 AM
i105.photobucket.com

I know *NOTHING*!
 
2012-09-18 08:45:45 AM
Two things.....

1. She realliy is looking more and more like her dad.

2. I like tattoos. However, these people who get a collection of what looks like fake, "cracker jack" tattoos all over their body just look so bizzarre... like a kid that didn't find enough of those cracker-jack stickies in their snack..... I just seems to look so much worse than someone who has a somewhat integrated design.
 
2012-09-18 09:56:51 AM

Strik3r: 2. I like tattoos. However, these people who get a collection of what looks like fake, "cracker jack" tattoos all over their body just look so bizzarre... like a kid that didn't find enough of those cracker-jack stickies in their snack..... I just seems to look so much worse than someone who has a somewhat integrated design.


See, they're just being *DIFFERENT*, instead of conforming to tattoo societal rules.
 
2012-09-18 10:02:09 AM
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2012-09-18 10:23:46 AM

dittybopper: Strik3r: 2. I like tattoos. However, these people who get a collection of what looks like fake, "cracker jack" tattoos all over their body just look so bizzarre... like a kid that didn't find enough of those cracker-jack stickies in their snack..... I just seems to look so much worse than someone who has a somewhat integrated design.

See, they're just being *DIFFERENT*, instead of conforming to tattoo societal rules.


I won't disagree with that. They are certainly "different". However, I would not suggest that there is anything that could remotely be considered a "tatoo societal rules". Certainly Tattoos that look like they came from a craker jack box tend to be less asthetically pleasing to most adults, as does a hodge-podge placement on a body .
 
2012-09-18 10:35:56 AM

SauceIT: I picture in my head some poor guy being asked by Kelly Osbourne, "How do you like my hair?" and the future of sex with her hanging in the balance. Yes or no, he loses.


Better to tell the truth and run then lie and end up with her hair spike up your arse.
 
2012-09-18 12:01:12 PM
Looks like that little girl from the Grinch.
 
2012-09-18 12:40:56 PM
I would have sex with her.
 
2012-09-18 01:39:52 PM

FloydA: Highroller48: How about a non-Sun link for those of us whose IT departmenbts are run by chimpanzees?

Ozzy's kid has a funny hairdo.

[i105.photobucket.com image 620x962]

Really, that's it. That's what the article is about. 

(They don't even mention her having a stroke or whatever it is that did that to her eyes.)


She kind of reminds me of a Parasaurolophus
 
2012-09-18 02:04:55 PM

Evil Mackerel: She kind of reminds me of a Parasaurolophus


You know what the best thing about that dinosaur is? Six year old kids can pronounce it flawlessly while their parents stumble over saying it.
 
2012-09-18 04:24:47 PM

dittybopper: Evil Mackerel: She kind of reminds me of a Parasaurolophus

You know what the best thing about that dinosaur is? Six year old kids can pronounce it flawlessly while their parents stumble over saying it.



i105.photobucket.com

What a parasol orifice might look like.
 
2012-09-18 10:36:05 PM

Strik3r: dittybopper: Strik3r: 2. I like tattoos. However, these people who get a collection of what looks like fake, "cracker jack" tattoos all over their body just look so bizzarre... like a kid that didn't find enough of those cracker-jack stickies in their snack..... I just seems to look so much worse than someone who has a somewhat integrated design.

See, they're just being *DIFFERENT*, instead of conforming to tattoo societal rules.

I won't disagree with that. They are certainly "different". However, I would not suggest that there is anything that could remotely be considered a "tatoo societal rules". Certainly Tattoos that look like they came from a craker jack box tend to be less asthetically pleasing to most adults, as does a hodge-podge placement on a body .


Apparently she was drunk each time she had one done. Explains a bit.
 
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