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(ELLE)   Selena Gomez apparently taking up a career in IT. Should be popular with the nerds as she already has a nice chain-mail dress (w/pic)   (elle.com) divider line 101
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15893 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Sep 2012 at 6:58 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-17 01:45:29 PM
Wait a second, the Elders of the Internet? THEY KNOW WHO I AM!?!
 
2012-09-17 02:05:01 PM
I'd polish her Mithril
 
2012-09-17 02:13:26 PM

NuttierThanEver: I'd polish her Mithril


who are you kidding? you're too busy polishing your own staff.
 
2012-09-17 02:29:54 PM

Gig103: Wait a second, the Elders of the Internet? THEY KNOW WHO I AM!?!


Yes. The Hawk told them.
 
2012-09-17 03:13:44 PM
I, for one, welcome her to the dork side.
 
2012-09-17 03:15:53 PM
She can impose draconian information security policies and ridiculous password rotation schedules on me any day.
 
2012-09-17 03:25:07 PM
That picture makes my pants feel funny.
 
2012-09-17 03:27:30 PM
I feel old...
 
2012-09-17 03:37:01 PM
Meh, her baby face makes her look like a child to me.
 
2012-09-17 03:44:54 PM
I'd like to poke her Bieber. Wait, that's not right.
 
2012-09-17 04:49:25 PM
Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


I feel so very old
 
2012-09-17 04:58:29 PM
I'd like to establish a secure connection using AES256 with her.

/or man-in-the-middle attack with her and the iCarly blonde
 
2012-09-17 05:03:08 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I'd like to establish a secure connection using AES256 with her.

/or man-in-the-middle attack with her and the iCarly blonde


Penetration testing is vital to any application's security plan.
 
2012-09-17 05:16:50 PM
www.adamriff.com
 
2012-09-17 05:34:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


You're right, she is hot.
 
2012-09-17 05:40:18 PM
None of you guys have a shot at that. She's a lesbian. Just look at her girlfriend.
 
2012-09-17 05:56:27 PM

Diogenes: None of you guys have a shot at that. She's a lesbian. Just look at her girlfriend.


If she's really into him for more than just making all the girls her age jealous, then she has some seriously low standards.
 
2012-09-17 06:12:03 PM
I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.
 
2012-09-17 06:41:13 PM
FTA: Metal chain dress, price on request,

If you have to ask. . .
 
2012-09-17 07:06:20 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-17 07:08:52 PM
But.....but.....her Armor Class! She'll never survive!
 
2012-09-17 07:09:09 PM

the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]


Hispanics evolve into Ukrainians?
 
2012-09-17 07:10:35 PM

GAT_00: the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]

Hispanics evolve into Ukrainians?


Darwin was a crazy sonuvabiatch, wasn't he?
 
2012-09-17 07:17:50 PM
Metal chain dress, price on request, leather belt, $475, both, Yves Saint Laurent, call 212-980-2970. Gold pendant necklace, $450, gold charm bracelet, price on request, silver charm bracelet, $500, all, Tiffany & Co. Curb chain bracelet, David Yurman, $1,400. Matte gold ID bracelet, Janis by Janis Savitt, $488.

I am SO glad all this useful information was included in that illuminating article.
 
2012-09-17 07:18:25 PM

Lord Jubjub: FTA: Metal chain dress, price on request,

If you have to ask. . .


No, chain mail has to be made to fit perfectly. At least if you are not wearing proper padding. And she might be properly padded, but ...
 
2012-09-17 07:23:22 PM
When she breaks up with Rachael Maddow then things will get interesting.
 
2012-09-17 07:24:09 PM

Mugato: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.

You're right, she is hot.


bingo! that is one hot little fu(k monkey.

what a waste on Beiber.
 
2012-09-17 07:26:42 PM

GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.


for you:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-17 07:30:56 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-17 07:31:29 PM
Nice dress butter face...
 
2012-09-17 07:32:50 PM

GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.


This and that and you'd probably need a lawnmower to get anywhere near that clam.
 
2012-09-17 07:38:10 PM

Gotfire: When she breaks up with Rachael Maddow then things will get interesting.


I thought she was dating Ellen Page.
 
2012-09-17 07:42:23 PM

Soup4Bonnie: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

This and that and you'd probably need a lawnmower to get anywhere near that clam.


*equips +1 hedge trimmer*
 
2012-09-17 07:44:55 PM
e4-1 hanging the wrong way with e6-1 collar?
 
2012-09-17 07:46:45 PM
Count me in with the other Studmen69s as I have never found this girl hot, her face is off for me and she does look too young. In fact seeing her on the scene as the new it girl has made me feel ancient at the age of 33.

Give me Emma Stone anyday.
 
2012-09-17 07:47:20 PM
cdn.chud.com

douchebag/hater: Nice dress butter face...

 
2012-09-17 07:48:27 PM
She's got a great server rack.
 
2012-09-17 07:49:29 PM
Wormser 2.0
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-17 07:50:48 PM
Selena and Biebs both look like could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
 
2012-09-17 07:51:29 PM

the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]


Who's the 2nd chick?
 
2012-09-17 07:54:11 PM
When they airbrush out that little boob freckle, they're spitting in the face of GOD.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-17 08:02:52 PM
I would still impale her with my +5 Vorpal Blade.

/ bookmark
 
2012-09-17 08:09:15 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Thread is lacking Spring Breakers pictures. 

How can someone not love the tit-mole?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:24 PM
She's a Messican, right? In 10 years she'll be 4' 5" and look 50. So it'll all even out.

Also, she had to have someone write these lyrics for her. How smart can she be?

Ah ah luff you like a luff song babby
Ah ah luff you like a luff song babby
Ah ah luff you like a luff song bay-ee-beh
Beep beep beep beep beep beep
 
2012-09-17 08:25:54 PM

KrispyKritter: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

for you:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x600]


Meh, if not wanting her makes me gay, so be it. I'll go be gay over here and imagine how I can disappoint Kate Upton best in 15 seconds.
 
2012-09-17 08:27:03 PM

GAT_00: KrispyKritter: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

for you:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x600]

Meh, if not wanting her makes me gay, so be it. I'll go be gay over here and imagine how I can disappoint Kate Upton best in 15 seconds.


her lack of hips dissapoints me.
 
2012-09-17 08:28:35 PM

Girion47: GAT_00: KrispyKritter: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

for you:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x600]

Meh, if not wanting her makes me gay, so be it. I'll go be gay over here and imagine how I can disappoint Kate Upton best in 15 seconds.

her lack of hips dissapoints me.


Sorry, too busy staring at that rack.
 
2012-09-17 08:35:31 PM

natgab: [i50.tinypic.com image 300x430]

Thread is lacking Spring Breakers pictures. 

How can someone not love the tit-mole?


It's like an extra nipple. An SFW nipple, but a nipple none the less.
 
2012-09-17 08:52:51 PM
goodenoughfortheinternet.com 
Quick and dirty
 
2012-09-17 08:54:49 PM

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: [goodenoughfortheinternet.com image 450x496] 
Quick and dirty


That prick is always wandering into a good shot. You wouldn't happen to have the original?
 
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