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(ELLE)   Selena Gomez apparently taking up a career in IT. Should be popular with the nerds as she already has a nice chain-mail dress (w/pic)   (elle.com) divider line 101
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2012-09-17 09:00:46 PM  
I put on my jeans and black hat.
 
2012-09-17 09:02:29 PM  

TheJoe03: the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]

Who's the 2nd chick?


Ira Glass
 
2012-09-17 09:03:41 PM  
urie.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-17 09:05:52 PM  
I love this thread so much.
/not a bookmark
 
2012-09-17 09:11:17 PM  
that Justin Bieber is one hot chick; is she legal yet?
 
2012-09-17 09:13:38 PM  

TheJoe03: the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]

Who's the 2nd chick?


Vanessa Hudgens. Now I need to go take a shower just for knowing that.
 
2012-09-17 09:14:16 PM  
I would hit that with:

www.freewebs.com
 
2012-09-17 09:14:26 PM  
This thread frightens me :/.
 
2012-09-17 09:19:50 PM  

natgab: [i50.tinypic.com image 300x430]

Thread is lacking Spring Breakers pictures. 

How can someone not love the tit-mole?


When it's on a girl who looks like she's planning her Quinceañera.
 
2012-09-17 09:22:35 PM  
In that picture she reminds me of some 11 year old girl at her first formal, trying way too hard to look like a grown up.

/Fap
 
2012-09-17 09:22:38 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


I feel so very old


Yes, thank you. Maybe I overestimate the average age on here, but the fawning over this girl on here generally just creeps me out.
 
2012-09-17 09:24:14 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: [urie.files.wordpress.com image 300x375]


Hey, do you have the original of that?
 
2012-09-17 09:25:11 PM  
Think I can pick her up in my new wheels?

www.lolroflmao.com
 
2012-09-17 09:29:57 PM  
Would love to do her while the Bieber watched. Give the BOY a few pointers on how to pleasure a woman. Just guessing, the Bieber is a boy, right?
 
2012-09-17 09:30:55 PM  
*sigh*

is she even 18 yet?!

/feel old
//and dirty
//very, very dirty
 
2012-09-17 09:38:22 PM  

vegasj: *sigh*

is she even 18 yet?!

/feel old
//and dirty
//very, very dirty


Yes, she is 20.
 
2012-09-17 09:39:09 PM  

limeyfellow: Yes, she is 20.


Faptastic!
 
2012-09-17 09:45:44 PM  

steve_lou: boob freckle


They didn't, it's still there, just at a very gradual angle to the camera.
 
2012-09-17 09:46:42 PM  
Ohdear... I forgot that Fark only quotes what was highlighted, and used a string search to make sure no one else responded to steve_lou yet.
 
2012-09-17 10:16:52 PM  
The freckle in the article isn't there
 
2012-09-17 10:25:43 PM  

limeyfellow: vegasj: *sigh*

is she even 18 yet?!

/feel old
//and dirty
//very, very dirty

Yes, she is 20.


sherryndaniel.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-17 10:36:01 PM  
This is the thread where I come in and say that I had classes with her mom when Selena was still in the womb.

Now think about that for a minute.
 
2012-09-17 10:47:28 PM  

SithLord: This is the thread where I come in and say that I had classes with her mom when Selena was still in the womb.

Now think about that for a minute.


So what you're saying is, you went to school in a shiatty neighborhood.
 
2012-09-17 10:52:15 PM  

vegasj: *sigh*

is she even 18 yet?!

/feel old
//and dirty
//very, very dirty


If you have to ask she's too young.
 
2012-09-17 11:12:45 PM  
Funny I work IT in a catholic school district. She actually looks quite a bit older than the 12 year olds in Junior High and also olde than even the senior girls. Sad that I notice but hey I can't walk around work with my head down all day. And even my 22 year old niece still looks like she is '12', Selena actually looks older.
 
2012-09-17 11:23:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

And two that might get me banned on the new, unimproved Fark.

Not Safe for Prudes
Not Safe for Prudes
 
2012-09-17 11:34:04 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 750x1500]
[i.imgur.com image 750x1500]

And two that might get me banned on the new, unimproved Fark.

Not Safe for Prudes
Not Safe for Prudes


Great gooogily mooogiliy
 
2012-09-17 11:38:44 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 750x1500]
[i.imgur.com image 750x1500]

And two that might get me banned on the new, unimproved Fark.

Not Safe for Prudes
Not Safe for Prudes


the new gay fark. improved is a code word for gay hence no boobies even covered ones in threads anymore
 
2012-09-17 11:50:31 PM  

mcreadyblue: limeyfellow: vegasj: *sigh*

is she even 18 yet?!

/feel old
//and dirty
//very, very dirty

Yes, she is 20.

[sherryndaniel.files.wordpress.com image 450x338]


This message brought to you by: Gomez For Gomez.
 
2012-09-17 11:56:06 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 750x1500]
[i.imgur.com image 750x1500]

And two that might get me banned on the new, unimproved Fark.

Not Safe for Prudes
Not Safe for Prudes

the new gay fark. improved is a code word for gay hence no boobies even covered ones in threads anymore


It's because of, you know, all of the children that come to FARK and both enjoy and contribute to our political and social round tables!

We can't be the kind of jerks that have clearly labeled areas with nudity or provocative clothing--the internet doesn't have any of that business yet, and I don't think FARK should be the first!
 
2012-09-18 12:06:46 AM  

steve_lou: boob freckle


Is that anything like a titty sprinkle?
 
2012-09-18 12:10:39 AM  

born_yesterday: Waldo Pepper: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 750x1500]
[i.imgur.com image 750x1500]

And two that might get me banned on the new, unimproved Fark.

Not Safe for Prudes
Not Safe for Prudes

the new gay fark. improved is a code word for gay hence no boobies even covered ones in threads anymore

It's because of, you know, all of the children that come to FARK and both enjoy and contribute to our political and social round tables!

We can't be the kind of jerks that have clearly labeled areas with nudity or provocative clothing--the internet doesn't have any of that business yet, and I don't think FARK should be the first!


where are my boots
 
2012-09-18 12:29:27 AM  
Meh..you can keep Selena..gimme Victoria Justice ANY day over her.

i237.photobucket.com 

cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com

cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2012-09-18 12:39:47 AM  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: [goodenoughfortheinternet.com image 450x496] 
Quick and dirty


Always funny.
 
2012-09-18 01:42:58 AM  

zappaisfrank: Meh..you can keep Selena..gimme Victoria Justice ANY day over her.

[i237.photobucket.com image 600x400] 

[cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com image 435x580]

[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 435x580]


id take off all her zig for great justice
 
2012-09-18 02:03:20 AM  

zappaisfrank: Meh..you can keep Selena..gimme Victoria Justice ANY day over her.

[i237.photobucket.com image 600x400] 

[cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com image 435x580]

[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 435x580]


Just an inferior clone of Nina Dobrev

2.bp.blogspot.com3.bp.blogspot.com
thefcelebrity.files.wordpress.com2.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like her womanly hips
 
2012-09-18 03:03:50 AM  

IronJelly: Diogenes: None of you guys have a shot at that. She's a lesbian. Just look at her girlfriend.

If she's really into him for more than just making all the girls her age jealous, then she has some seriously low standards.


Isn't that how Hollywood works? Cute girl with low standards, then makes it bigger and dumps the guy, then goes through a series of bad relationships, experiments with drugs and alcohol, farts out a baby and is never heard from again? Seems like at least 8/10 Hollywood stories go that way, especially with the ones who start young.
 
2012-09-18 05:30:32 AM  
Man, I'd really love to know where you guys went to school where 12-year-old girls looked like that, even in just the face. Or, is this the latest Fark thread where a bunch of basement dwellers prove once again that they don't know what a real female looks like?
 
2012-09-18 11:14:46 AM  

thisiszombocom: zappaisfrank: Meh..you can keep Selena..gimme Victoria Justice ANY day over her.

[i237.photobucket.com image 600x400] 

[cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com image 435x580]

[cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 435x580]

id take off all her zig for great justice


How can a Latina have no @ss?
 
2012-09-18 11:26:11 AM  
I'd clear her Arp Cache.

I'd knock her third octet into a whole other subset.

She can defrag my hardrive anytime.

I'd reformat her vagina, with my penis.

10 Inset penis
20 Goto 10
30 end
 
2012-09-18 01:29:43 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


c'mon, can't we bump that up to 13 at this point?
 
2012-09-18 01:51:23 PM  

Bag of Hammers: 10 Inset penis
20 Goto 10
30 end


You realize, line 30 will never execute, right?

Oh...wait...
 
2012-09-18 02:10:47 PM  

Bag of Hammers: 10 Inset penis
20 Goto 10
30 end


May I rewrite that program for you?
10 insert penis
20 branch ejaculate yes goto 30 no goto 10
30 end
 
2012-09-18 02:13:04 PM  

aspAddict: Bag of Hammers: 10 Inset penis
20 Goto 10
30 end

You realize, line 30 will never execute, right?

Oh...wait...


That's going to chafe eventually
 
2012-09-18 02:27:24 PM  

paleryder69: Bag of Hammers: 10 Inset penis
20 Goto 10
30 end

May I rewrite that program for you?
10 insert penis
20 branch ejaculate yes goto 30 no goto 10
30 end


As long as line 10 is included, you can rewrite anything.
 
2012-09-18 03:21:28 PM  
I am just somewhat patiently waiting for her to be seen nude or do a nude scene for we all know it is only a matter of time. Too bad for some they do not do it sooner.
 
2012-09-18 03:41:16 PM  

Profedius: I am just somewhat patiently waiting for her to be seen nude or do a nude scene for we all know it is only a matter of time. Too bad for some they do not do it sooner.


The movie Spring Breakers should offer up plenty of pause-worthy moments.
 
2012-09-18 04:57:37 PM  
If she's so hot why is she dating KD Lang?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 425x300]
[i50.tinypic.com image 425x300]
 
2012-09-18 05:20:31 PM  

devilEther: Profedius: I am just somewhat patiently waiting for her to be seen nude or do a nude scene for we all know it is only a matter of time. Too bad for some they do not do it sooner.

The movie Spring Breakers should offer up plenty of pause-worthy moments.


Yes, but will I be able to watch it until there is a pause moment. :)
 
2012-09-18 05:53:21 PM  

Profedius: devilEther: Profedius: I am just somewhat patiently waiting for her to be seen nude or do a nude scene for we all know it is only a matter of time. Too bad for some they do not do it sooner.

The movie Spring Breakers should offer up plenty of pause-worthy moments.

Yes, but will I be able to watch it until there is a pause moment. :)


It's a Harmony Korine film, so I personally can't wait for it.
 
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