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(Discovery)   The latest cutting edge medical breakthrough: Yeast farts   (news.discovery.com) divider line 28
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2012-09-17 03:19:18 PM  
That "yeast fart" .... JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!
 
2012-09-17 03:19:34 PM  
Great, now some micro brewer is going to make poo-brew.
 
2012-09-17 03:20:01 PM  
A GIS turned up this:

amptoons.com

I stopped there.
 
2012-09-17 03:20:40 PM  
I like the Alton Brown example of yeast burps better.
 
2012-09-17 03:21:29 PM  
I thought that was called a "queef". Although if it has that smell something has gone wrong.
 
2012-09-17 03:21:39 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-17 03:21:46 PM  
So thaaaaaaaaaat's why Bud/Miller/Coors is like that.
 
2012-09-17 03:23:38 PM  

ElLoco: A GIS turned up this:

[amptoons.com image 500x333]

I stopped there.


downwritefierce.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-17 03:26:25 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Great, now some micro brewer is going to make poo-brew.


It's already poo-brew. Some additives to increase the carbonation, but beer is largely the result of yeast waste products.
 
2012-09-17 03:32:49 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: So thaaaaaaaaaat's why Bud/Miller/Coors is like that.


flat??

doesn't make snese

i prefer my beer with bubbles
from EYAST
 
2012-09-17 03:34:03 PM  

syberpud: EdNortonsTwin: Great, now some micro brewer is going to make poo-brew.

It's already poo-brew. Some additives to increase the carbonation, but beer is largely the result of yeast waste products.


Ethanol is yeast-pee. *nods*
 
2012-09-17 03:36:41 PM  

Bondith: syberpud: EdNortonsTwin: Great, now some micro brewer is going to make poo-brew.

It's already poo-brew. Some additives to increase the carbonation, but beer is largely the result of yeast waste products.

Ethanol is yeast-pee. *nods*


OxyContin is dwarf-pee
 
2012-09-17 03:47:18 PM  
Well, yeast farts make beer and wine what they are. They also make bread rise and add CO2 to my aquarium. The world is a better place because of yeast farts.
 
2012-09-17 04:30:57 PM  
A gentleman never goes directly from pussy to ass without wiping his dick on the curtains first.
 
2012-09-17 04:34:08 PM  
Nothing like the aftermath of drinking too many homebrews and the yeast sludge at the bottom of the bottle.
 
2012-09-17 04:36:01 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i prefer my beer with bubbles
from EYAST


Vat are you talking about?
murrietahomebrew.com
 
2012-09-17 05:30:08 PM  

syberpud: EdNortonsTwin: Great, now some micro brewer is going to make poo-brew.

It's already poo-brew. Some additives to increase the carbonation, but beer is largely the result of yeast waste products.


Yoo-Hoo too.
 
2012-09-17 05:38:23 PM  

ElLoco: A GIS turned up this:

[amptoons.com image 500x333]

I stopped there.


Maybe there is hope for Western civilization. That's awesome.
 
2012-09-17 05:38:47 PM  
Hey Apple, you see this? Hey USPTO, you see this? THIS IS WHAT AN PATENTABLE INNOVATION LOOKS LIKE!

Next trick, overcoming variability in yeast growth due to differences in temperature. Sure, you're putting it next to skin but how much heat are you losing on the other side, and how much will that vary.

I should file the provisional on something vague that gets around the use of yeast.
 
2012-09-17 06:47:22 PM  

catmandu: Well, yeast farts make beer and wine what they are. They also make bread rise and add CO2 to my aquarium. The world is a better place because of yeast farts.


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-17 07:09:27 PM  

syberpud: EdNortonsTwin: Great, now some micro brewer is going to make poo-brew.

It's already poo-brew. Some additives to increase the carbonation, but beer is largely the result of yeast waste products.


Did we really need to know that? No, no we did not.
 
2012-09-17 07:20:09 PM  
I wonder if I could have yeast farts that heal my hemroids?
 
2012-09-17 10:32:21 PM  

ElLoco: A GIS turned up this:

[amptoons.com image 500x333]

I stopped there.


That...would look great in my Jacuzzi suite.
 
2012-09-17 10:33:41 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: catmandu: Well, yeast farts make beer and wine what they are. They also make bread rise and add CO2 to my aquarium. The world is a better place because of yeast farts.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 622x800]


That is an exceptionally good 'chop.
 
2012-09-17 10:46:56 PM  
Back in the early 90's i played drums for a punk band called Yeast Farts. That was right after i left the (X)straightedge(X) band Willie's Willy. Played a few high school parties even though i was graduated, i looked young at the time so none of those HS girls parents suspected an older predator in their midst.

/no matter how old i get...
 
2012-09-17 11:05:43 PM  

Valiente: i upped my meds-up yours: catmandu: Well, yeast farts make beer and wine what they are. They also make bread rise and add CO2 to my aquarium. The world is a better place because of yeast farts.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 622x800]

That is an exceptionally good 'chop.


A relaxing 40 minutes with Photoshop produced that. If even one Farker enjoyed it, it was worth it.
 
2012-09-17 11:26:07 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: A gentleman never goes directly from pussy to ass without wiping his dick on the curtains first.


I think you've got that backasswards.
 
2012-09-18 02:12:05 PM  
Could things get any stranger in this world?
 
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