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(Talking Points Memo)   Todd Akin's wife says what the Republicans are doing to him is as bad as rape. Also asks God to commit election funding fraud to help her husband win   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 79
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2012-09-17 01:28:57 PM
30 votes:
It was clearly a legitimate rape since his campaign shut down the attempts to prevent his candidacy from aborting.
2012-09-17 01:39:57 PM
20 votes:
"God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.
2012-09-17 01:49:30 PM
19 votes:
A night at the Akin household.

web.mit.edu
2012-09-17 01:54:07 PM
15 votes:
Akin's understandably upset. He got himself all dressed up for the Republicans and said all the things they wanted to hear. He spent a lot of money and it's not like he wanted something unreasonable in return. Then at the last minute, they suddenly changed their minds and said no. Well, Todd Akin's not going to be made to look like a fool by these people. He wants whatever he can get out of the Republicans and he's not going to pull out until he is satisified.
2012-09-17 01:48:41 PM
9 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Holy fark, some people are retarded. Religion just lets people be a stupid and unaccountable as they want.


God can't make campaign contributions because he's not a person (or even a corporation). This is why he became flesh in the person of Jesus Christ... so that he may comply with our campaign finance laws.
2012-09-17 02:37:53 PM
8 votes:

Craptastic: Lulli?

Lulli?!?

LULLI?!?!?! 


Get your adverbs here!
2012-09-17 01:58:56 PM
8 votes:

AgentKGB: Well maybe she's at least attra-

GAH!



i49.tinypic.com
2012-09-17 01:42:34 PM
8 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.


Flounder.
2012-09-17 01:53:26 PM
7 votes:
For all of you who think this is stupid, just wait until there's a poll and the headline reads "Akin Behind".
2012-09-17 01:47:29 PM
7 votes:
Yngwie F. Malmsteen wins the comments on the article:

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"
2012-09-17 01:45:20 PM
7 votes:

ManateeGag: so instead of letting his comments die or fade away and try to regain lost ground, they keeping bringing up "rape" to keep it fresh in everyone's mind.


orangecow.org 

Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape...
2012-09-17 01:43:41 PM
7 votes:
Well maybe she's at least attra-

i.imgur.com

GAH!
2012-09-17 01:57:30 PM
6 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves


I'm no theologian, but isn't there something a bit blasphemous about saying God will treat your political contributions the way He treated Jesus with the loaves and fishes?

Also, I'm no Theologian, but will Malcolm Jamal Warner be back this fall on "Community?"


I like your Hutxaposition of those two issues.
2012-09-17 01:57:27 PM
5 votes:
You know the IRS is still after Jesus for the capital gains on that little loaves and fishes number.
2012-09-17 01:46:16 PM
5 votes:
I refuse to accept these people exist.
I refuse to accept these people exist.
I refuse to accept these people exist.

/damit didn't work
2012-09-17 06:36:33 PM
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-09-17 04:00:39 PM
4 votes:

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


Is your husband going to be mad that you moved the computer into the kitchen?
2012-09-17 02:03:25 PM
4 votes:
Ah yes. The loaves and fishes story.

In which Jesus redistributes the wealth of one for the betterment of all.
2012-09-17 01:49:07 PM
4 votes:

what_now:

The closest I will *EVER* get to choosing who is President of the United States is by hectoring my family in New Hampshire to vote the way I want them to.



Is that what the Greeks called it? Seems a pretty mean thing to do to family.

www.1st-art-gallery.com
2012-09-17 01:45:29 PM
4 votes:
I'm no theologian, but isn't there something a bit blasphemous about saying God will treat your political contributions the way He treated Jesus with the loaves and fishes?

Also, I'm no Theologian, but will Malcolm Jamal Warner be back this fall on "Community?"
2012-09-17 05:02:07 PM
3 votes:

Tigger: I want to find out what farking weird thing happened to draw her to the conclusion that 'Democrats are using the government to make vaginas dependent".


Dems want to give hand outs, and the GOP wants to put its hand in?
2012-09-17 02:08:03 PM
3 votes:

Biological Ali: /damn, now I want pancakes


cdn.buzznet.com
2012-09-17 01:59:24 PM
3 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Mr. Coffee Nerves

I'm no theologian, but isn't there something a bit blasphemous about saying God will treat your political contributions the way He treated Jesus with the loaves and fishes?

Also, I'm no Theologian, but will Malcolm Jamal Warner be back this fall on "Community?"


I like your Hutxaposition of those two issues.


I don't, it's going off a Cliff fast and we're all going to be getting a Rudy awakening.
2012-09-17 01:58:46 PM
3 votes:
Akin married Lulli Boe, a graduate of Hollins University, in June 1975.[74][75] The couple has six children. Lulli became a home schooling activist and all of the children were home-schooled.

i169.photobucket.com

/Lulli
2012-09-17 01:56:52 PM
3 votes:

LockeOak: AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

Flounder.


And some fan mail.
2012-09-17 01:53:30 PM
3 votes:
How many levels of meta are we going to go on this rape thing? Please please please Mr. Stewart, go third level meta tonight with mentioning that this woman has raped your delicate ears with her retarded analogies.
2012-09-17 01:52:16 PM
3 votes:

AgentKGB: Well maybe she's at least attra-

[i.imgur.com image 503x335]

GAH!


"I'm Popeye the sailor man!" *toot!* *toot!*
2012-09-17 01:44:20 PM
3 votes:
In 2012, time travel was invented. From that day forward, whenever anyone made an asinine comment about tyranny, they were sent back in time so that me and my trusty axe could show them what tyranny really was. I am George Washington, and I am a looper.

//Jackson would do it.
2012-09-17 05:17:55 PM
2 votes:

plewis: Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

I would like to agree with you but I can't get past voting with my vagina. If your side stops trying to put needless wands up my cooch to satisfy your curiosity, then I will gladly consider voting for the GOP.


VAGINA VOTING VAGINA VOTING VAGINA VOTING

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VAGINA VOTING
2012-09-17 03:55:56 PM
2 votes:

AgentKGB: Well maybe she's at least attra-

[i.imgur.com image 503x335]

GAH!


I'm struggling with the fact that he appears to have married a tranvestite version of himself.
2012-09-17 03:40:03 PM
2 votes:
Hyperbole checklist:

Rape - check
Jesus miracle - check
American Revolution - check
Godwin -

Get back here and finish your interview, Mrs Akin!
2012-09-17 02:13:08 PM
2 votes:

Aarontology: Ah yes. The loaves and fishes story.

In which Jesus redistributes the wealth of one for the betterment of all.


Naw that wasn't the whole story. Jesus was ABLE to spread the wealth because fish and bread taxes were at their lowest levels in a decade, so he was able to invest.
2012-09-17 02:03:05 PM
2 votes:
And lo, I went in to the voting booth with but one ballot and Jesus was there and he sayeth "give unto me, that one ballot" and I did give un to him my one ballot because because his dad's a smiter. And Jesus did create a miracle and there were 5000 ballots for Todd Akin found in that ballot box that day even though it was a small voting precinct and was largely Democratic.

That will be my official story.
2012-09-17 01:58:24 PM
2 votes:
It's not fraud if God does it.
2012-09-17 01:55:15 PM
2 votes:

LockeOak: AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

Flounder.


You rang?
images.nonexiste.net
2012-09-17 01:53:42 PM
2 votes:
I'm sorry; I can't hear you over this lovely concerto by the world's smallest violin
2012-09-17 01:52:51 PM
2 votes:

xaratherus: Yngwie F. Malmsteen wins the comments on the article:

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"


He said "pancakes" twice.

/damn, now I want pancakes
2012-09-17 01:51:14 PM
2 votes:

Nurglitch: Who's her god now?

[whfb.lexicanum.com image 251x347]


Crom
2012-09-17 01:49:21 PM
2 votes:
No, I would refer to the GOP's actions as emergency contraception. At the worst a partial birth abortion.
2012-09-17 01:47:24 PM
2 votes:
He was asking for it. He should try good-feelings-ing it away, since it's legitimate and all that.
2012-09-17 01:46:44 PM
2 votes:
I can translate that guys. "My weekly allowance has been cut in half, and I like to shop and stuff, so stop this and give my hubby more money."
2012-09-18 07:21:27 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Bucky Katt: LockeOak: AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

Flounder.

scrod

Gorton's Breaded Fish Filets.


A piece of halibut that's good enough for Jehovah.

*ducks*
2012-09-17 09:49:03 PM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: SageC: I saw a pancake get raped once.

You weren't supposed to see that. And it was entirely consensual on the part of the breakfast food. Uh, and someone not me.


At least the pancake didn't pickup something blue
2012-09-17 09:25:26 PM
1 votes:

SageC: I saw a pancake get raped once.


You weren't supposed to see that. And it was entirely consensual on the part of the breakfast food. Uh, and someone not me.
2012-09-17 07:41:22 PM
1 votes:

gja: Biological Ali: xaratherus: Yngwie F. Malmsteen wins the comments on the article:

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"

He said "pancakes" twice.

/damn, now I want pancakes

You wanna get pancakes?
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distillery.s3.amazonaws.com
2012-09-17 06:25:32 PM
1 votes:

Flaming Yawn: Biological Ali: xaratherus: Yngwie F. Malmsteen wins the comments on the article:

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"

He said "pancakes" twice.

/damn, now I want pancakes

He said "rape" 20 times.


I saw a pancake get raped once.

whippedtheblog.com
2012-09-17 05:09:57 PM
1 votes:

thenewmissus: Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

I would like to agree with you but I can't get past voting with my vagina. If your side stops trying to put needless wands up my cooch to satisfy your curiosity, then I will gladly consider voting for the GOP.

upload.wikimedia.org

Leave me out of this!
2012-09-17 04:39:21 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: It would be completely immoral and implausible, but people who make statements belittling the seriousness of rape should be raped themselves. Something for them to reflect on before they go making ridiculous, careless, and inhumane statements the next time.


By the Shrike, for good measure.
2012-09-17 04:33:56 PM
1 votes:

tudorgurl: wingnut396: what_now: hector (third-person singular simple present hectors, present participle hectoring, simple past and past participle hectored)

(transitive) To intimidate or dominate in a blustering way.
(intransitive) To behave like a bully; swagger.

I still like the idea of dragging people behind a chariot in order to get them to comply with your wish.

Still looks like it all came from the same place. But who was the bigger asshole, Hector or Achilles?

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=hector

Achilles, hands down. Hector did what he thought was the honorable thing. Achilles was thinking with his dick.

/typical Greek god
//yes, I know he was half


What's wrong with that?
2012-09-17 04:14:50 PM
1 votes:

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


Uncle Tom-gina?
2012-09-17 04:05:34 PM
1 votes:

Cup_O_Jo: But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire.


Somebody's just jealous that nobody has ever been after their vagina.

/It's a troll and I doubt that it's really a woman, so I'm allowed to say that.
2012-09-17 03:54:27 PM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Get a can of kippers or anchovies with one of those pull back tops. Open it just a little so it'll start to go bad then mail it to them in a water-proof package. They'll have a real surprise when they open it up


I did something similar way back when I was in high school. Brought a can of sardines to school and placed it (open) inside the ceiling tiles of a classroom when no-one was around. Yes, I was a smartass.
2012-09-17 03:51:02 PM
1 votes:
Clearly he was asking for it. Did he ever say "Stop!". No. Did his campaign shut down? No. Did he report it to the police? No. He sounds like a vindictive, scorned man. As Bobby Knight (Republican) once said, "if rape is inevitable, just lay back and enjoy it".
2012-09-17 03:29:29 PM
1 votes:

Richelieu: Craptastic: Lulli?

Lulli?!?

LULLI?!?!?! 

Get your adverbs here!


Dammit, you beat me to it... I'm still posting the pic anyway...

4.bp.blogspot.com
www.shorteng.com

/And, just as a bonus, GIS also turned up this...
mchenrycountyblog.com
2012-09-17 03:26:58 PM
1 votes:
Followup Todd Akin's wife says what the Republicans are doing to him is as bad as rape. Also asks God to commit election funding fraud to help her husband win

I'm not too worried about her prayers y'see, cause I've heard if it's not a legitimate fraud God has ways of shutting that whole election down.
2012-09-17 03:15:12 PM
1 votes:

JAYoung: You know the IRS is still after Jesus for the capital gains on that little loaves and fishes number.


Charitable deduction. He had receipts (Mark 6:30-44) showing that he ran a non-profit miracle. While He broke bread, we don't even know whether He ate said starter capital.

Even if we assume that He and the Apostles also ate (and that's a safe assumption -- long day, lotta teachin', needs a nosh), we know that He brought baskets into the operation. None of the throng outside the Apostles are his employees. Thus he is giving away, so it's a valid write-off for the carpentry business.

Audit summary: while He may have violated the laws of entropy, He did not violate any tax laws. No summary collection.
2012-09-17 02:53:02 PM
1 votes:

Renart: The Akins really like rape.


Maybe they should move to Finland

www.baksiden.net
2012-09-17 02:42:45 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Holy fark, some people are retarded. Religion just lets people be a stupid and unaccountable as they want.


Yeah, and she completely misses the symbolic meaning of that story. Not only does she think magic will work, she thinks casting Lightning Bolt at a Storm Giant is effective.
2012-09-17 02:41:11 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: Enclosed is my contribution:


Bumble Bee tuna over here!

i.ytimg.com
2012-09-17 02:40:14 PM
1 votes:

wingnut396: what_now: hector (third-person singular simple present hectors, present participle hectoring, simple past and past participle hectored)

(transitive) To intimidate or dominate in a blustering way.
(intransitive) To behave like a bully; swagger.

I still like the idea of dragging people behind a chariot in order to get them to comply with your wish.

Still looks like it all came from the same place. But who was the bigger asshole, Hector or Achilles?

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=he

Patroclus had the bigger asshole to be sure

2012-09-17 02:38:39 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "this tremendous sense of uprising I feel among the people I talk to."

Yeah, it's them trying to get away from you.
2012-09-17 02:38:13 PM
1 votes:
No, Lulli, "rape" is a forced sexual encounter.

What the Republicans are doing is telling you to STFU and go the fark away. That they would rather concede a swing seat in the Senate (and possibly the Senate) than to be seen anywhere near you.

So, unless you want the baby-killers to take over the whole enchilada, 1) STFU, and 2) go away.
2012-09-17 02:26:53 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: Enclosed is my contribution:


Don't waste good tuna on him. A jar of surströmming (rancid Swedish pickled herring) would be better. Or maybe some lox and matzoh crackers for some extra lulz; rabid Christards like him almost always hate teh jooz, even if they're smart enough not to admit it publicly.
2012-09-17 02:16:01 PM
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

If nothing else let's at least all send a bit fish. Surely his campaign page must list an address for campaign contributions.


Get a can of kippers or anchovies with one of those pull back tops. Open it just a little so it'll start to go bad then mail it to them in a water-proof package. They'll have a real surprise when they open it up.
2012-09-17 02:09:36 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.


Dear Candidate Akin,

In response to your latest appear for fundraising I have been moved in my heart to give what I could to help the miracle you described happen. Enclosed is my contribution:
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2012-09-17 01:59:43 PM
1 votes:

what_now: hector (third-person singular simple present hectors, present participle hectoring, simple past and past participle hectored)

(transitive) To intimidate or dominate in a blustering way.
(intransitive) To behave like a bully; swagger.


I still like the idea of dragging people behind a chariot in order to get them to comply with your wish.

Still looks like it all came from the same place. But who was the bigger asshole, Hector or Achilles?

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=hector
2012-09-17 01:55:49 PM
1 votes:
To me, it's sad that this woman didn't go to her husband and tell him that rape is rape. I guess she loves the perks of political spouse too much.

I guess she just points her heels towards Jesus and thinks about handbags.
2012-09-17 01:55:30 PM
1 votes:
Lulli?


Lulli?!?


LULLI?!?!?! 


Oh, COME. ON.
2012-09-17 01:53:26 PM
1 votes:

what_now: hector (third-person singular simple present hectors, present participle hectoring, simple past and past participle hectored)

(transitive) To intimidate or dominate in a blustering way.
(intransitive) To behave like a bully; swagger.



Hey, why not include the etymology?
2012-09-17 01:52:52 PM
1 votes:

tarheel07: No, I would refer to the GOP's actions as emergency contraception. At the worst a partial birth abortion.


Please. The campaign was clearly stillborn.
2012-09-17 01:48:05 PM
1 votes:
Conservative women don't understand rape either.
2012-09-17 01:47:51 PM
1 votes:
"No, surely she could not have compared this to being raped. This is surely a hyperbol---Holy Fark, are you kidding me? God damn it."
2012-09-17 01:47:38 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: so instead of letting his comments die or fade away and try to regain lost ground, they keeping bringing up "rape" to keep it fresh in everyone's mind.


The Akins really like rape.
2012-09-17 01:45:26 PM
1 votes:
Was it rape or was it rape rape? Go be stupid in public elsewhere, woman.
2012-09-17 01:45:20 PM
1 votes:
he did say that there is a "this tremendous sense of uprising I feel among the people I talk to."

Is that an ultrasonic rape wand in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
2012-09-17 01:44:24 PM
1 votes:
The comments are classic.
2012-09-17 01:42:51 PM
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In other news, she at least recognizes rape as a bad thing.
2012-09-17 01:42:16 PM
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Crazy man married a crazy woman?
2012-09-17 01:35:33 PM
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"God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Holy fark, some people are retarded. Religion just lets people be a stupid and unaccountable as they want.
 
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