the Republican Party's attempts to push her husband out of the Missouri Senate race [...] are like rape itself.

Now to me that sounds more like giving birth. Which is the result of pregnancy. Which can't happen from a raping. Therefore, there was no rape! 

They can never win.

I hope the mods don't ban me for posting an image of rape...



As a person interested in biofuels I'm in favor of more rape in the world. 

/This is a joke no comedian or politician could get away with.

Aarontology: Ah yes. The loaves and fishes story.

In which Jesus redistributes the wealth of one for the betterment of all.

Well, that interpretation is wrong, but I can't really argue that it's any more wrong than what this woman is going with, so... k.

wildcardjack: I hope the mods don't ban me for posting an image of rape...

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As a person interested in biofuels I'm in favor of more rape in the world. 

/This is a joke no comedian or politician could get away with.

I think almost 10% of Daniel Tosh's material is rape related.

Mercutio74: wildcardjack: I hope the mods don't ban me for posting an image of rape...

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As a person interested in biofuels I'm in favor of more rape in the world. 

/This is a joke no comedian or politician could get away with.

I think almost 10% of Daniel Tosh's material is rape related.

At least he's a good sport about it.

Cup_O_Jo: abb3w: Cup_O_Jo: No one wants to take away our rights as a woman.

On May 1, 2012, Governor Nathan Deal signed into law House Bill 954, which would prohibit the elective termination of all pregnancies at or beyond 20 weeks after fertilization or 22 weeks gestation.

Thats it.. You don't want me to have an abortion at 5 months into pregnancy. FIVE MONTHS.. I actually am pro-choice yet I agree with this. 5 months is long enough to make a decision. SORRY.

So far- Not the 400.. Actually for those liberals trying to actually argue. I want to fill you in-it was 40 bills and 600 votes. And the page linked didn't explain jack but rhetoric. There is no war on women. By playing into the fear you are being oppressed. You can't make decisions for yourself and your body. You want the government to do it for you. *shakes head.

Look up.

AdolfOliverPanties: I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

It should be five loaves and two fish, for maximum effect, but this is do-able. And hilarious.

I think that 20-30,000 people should send her a fish and a loaf of bread. No card, no letter, no note, just a fish and a loaf of bread.

IT WOULD BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Stranger things have happened

images.flatworldknowledge.com

LOOOOOOOL!!

Flaming Yawn: Biological Ali: xaratherus: Yngwie F. Malmsteen wins the comments on the article:

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"

He said "pancakes" twice.

/damn, now I want pancakes

He said "rape" 20 times.

I saw a pancake get raped once.

r1chard3: Seriously!!! That's her? Holy Cow she was a beautiful woman once. You can almost see it in this transitional image

I guess she might have been at some point, but in that picture she looks like a dude.

TaterTot_HotDish: Wait, what? Ann Romney had an abortion? I can't even... is this for real?I mean, my belief is that it's her own, personal, non-political decision, and it shouldn't even be something that is open for discussion... and Republicans like her husband believe that anyone's abortion is our decision, and totally open to the political arena.So is it ok for me to want to know about her abortion, if only to expose her hypocrisy (potentially)? Does that make me a hypocrite, as well?

I don't think there is anything on any major news source, so I would be dubious about it. She apparently had a miscarriage and there are some hyperpartisan sites trying to make hay with that, which is pretty depressing. One interesting thing I did notice while searching briefly is that one of the Romney family (his sister) apparently talked about a family member dying due to having an illegal abortion back in the 60s.

"respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Wow, that's vain and arrogant.

xria: One interesting thing I did notice while searching briefly is that one of the Romney family (his sister) apparently talked about a family member dying due to having an illegal abortion back in the 60s.

He used to be pro-choice and specifically referenced that personal family history to help explain why. When he flip-flopped to the other side, that personal family history was apparently swept into the rabbit hole.

Smackledorfer: thenewmissus: Smackledorfer: thenewmissus: Fluorescent Testicle: thenewmissus: I am assuming that Rush needs it to get "his little buddy" up. Emphasis on "little."

Nah, the Pudding King has no interest whatsoever in women of legal age.

I was talking about his P E N I S. I tried to go with the classic little dick joke.

Hey what about those of us with little weiners who don't demean women? No need to throw such a large net out.

Maybe you have small tits!

I do now that I had my breat reduction surgery on 6/20/11. The doc removed 4lbs from each breast. So, Thank you!

Well that backfired. :)


No problem. Farkers are awesome and I shouldn't have made a little dick joke. I know some people are kinda sensitive about that (ex-huband I am looking at you).

r1chard3: Cup_O_Jo: 400 or so Republican sponsored bills aimed at restricting women's reproductive rights at the state level

Cup_O_Jo: Tigger: Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

Todd Akin is not a nobody he is a candidate to be one of the 100 most powerful people in the country.

There are currently 400 or so Republican sponsored bills aimed at restricting women's reproductive rights at the state level. The RNC's national platform specifically calls out restricting women's reproductive rights.

So since we've established that you're wrong all that remains is to determine is exactly why this is. My guess is having decided you're a Republican you would experience reevaluating that position as painful, OR you need to find some way to not have abortion mean reproductive rights because your pro-life.

Hahahaha oh aren't you adorable. Citations I want to see..

Republican legislators have introduced a wide array of laws designed to either outlaw abortion outright or to discourage it by making ridiculous and sometimes humiliating requirements of women who might consider having a pregnancy terminated. These include so-called TRAP (Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers) regulations.

Repub ...

You have been favorited. I didn't want to look up all 400 citations. Thank you for doing the hard work. I will even favorite you in.......wait for it....purple.

oh how dumb

thenewmissus: Smackledorfer: thenewmissus: Smackledorfer: thenewmissus: Fluorescent Testicle: thenewmissus: I am assuming that Rush needs it to get "his little buddy" up. Emphasis on "little."

Nah, the Pudding King has no interest whatsoever in women of legal age.

I was talking about his P E N I S. I tried to go with the classic little dick joke.

Hey what about those of us with little weiners who don't demean women? No need to throw such a large net out.

Maybe you have small tits!

I do now that I had my breat reduction surgery on 6/20/11. The doc removed 4lbs from each breast. So, Thank you!

Well that backfired. :)


No problem. Farkers are awesome and I shouldn't have made a little dick joke. I know some people are kinda sensitive about that (ex-huband I am looking at you).

It was a joke. I'm actually huge. Award-winningly so.

Satanic_Hamster
OBAMAcare allows doctors to NOT tell their patients about the death panels that are informed when they get a bad disease

I'm presuming that you're trolling, but since you're from Texas its hard to be sure.

Citrate1007: Conservative women don't understand rape either.

I can arrange to fix that.

gja: Biological Ali: xaratherus: Yngwie F. Malmsteen wins the comments on the article:

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"

He said "pancakes" twice.

/damn, now I want pancakes

You wanna get pancakes?
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AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Holy fark, some people are retarded. Religion just lets people be a stupid and unaccountable as they want.

Not another one who has God on his side.

Well, I guess it's time for an old fashioned republican-perspective enhancement rape of ol' Akin and his idiot wife

She cited colonists who "rose up and said, 'Not in my home, you don't come and rape my daughters and my ... wife. But that is where we are again.

[you'renothelping]

/Unless, of course, you're a writer for Stewart or Colbert in which case a thank you might be in order. 

Richard Freckle: I refuse to accept these people exist.
I refuse to accept these people exist.
I refuse to accept these people exist.

/damit didn't work

Gotta give it to their side. They can pull that trick off quite easily.

They look like brother and brother.

Whatever you do don't mention "rape." I may have mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

what_now: hector (third-person singular simple present hectors, present participle hectoring, simple past and past participle hectored)

(transitive) To intimidate or dominate in a blustering way.
(intransitive) To behave like a bully; swagger.

Hector Hectors Hector Hectors hector hector Hector Hectors?

SageC: I saw a pancake get raped once.

You weren't supposed to see that. And it was entirely consensual on the part of the breakfast food. Uh, and someone not me.

r1chard3: ...

Everyone should have to read that before they can speak their mind about whether abortion should be legal or not. I have to watch these 'I was aborted!' commercials and see all these stupid photos of a single cell and the caption 'Would you hurt me?' bah.

Seriously though I quit reading when I got to the part about how women in some states can't even abort a fetus that could not possibly survive outside of the womb and how a woman was forced to give birth to a 1 lb baby that died 15 minutes later.

I think that some people are just seriously uninformed about biology and ethics in general. I think other people truly have an agenda to hold women back.

I'm from Missouri and I'm glad that Claire McCaskill will have such an easy time winning, but Todd Akin is just an embarrassment.

Satanic_Hamster: What makes you think I'm from Texas?

I'm not sure, but he may have gotten that impression from this:

http://www.fark.com/users/Satanic_Hamster

I May Be Crazy But...: SageC: I saw a pancake get raped once.

You weren't supposed to see that. And it was entirely consensual on the part of the breakfast food. Uh, and someone not me.

At least the pancake didn't pickup something blue

xria: TaterTot_HotDish: Wait, what? Ann Romney had an abortion? I can't even... is this for real?I mean, my belief is that it's her own, personal, non-political decision, and it shouldn't even be something that is open for discussion... and Republicans like her husband believe that anyone's abortion is our decision, and totally open to the political arena.So is it ok for me to want to know about her abortion, if only to expose her hypocrisy (potentially)? Does that make me a hypocrite, as well?

I don't think there is anything on any major news source, so I would be dubious about it. She apparently had a miscarriage and there are some hyperpartisan sites trying to make hay with that, which is pretty depressing. One interesting thing I did notice while searching briefly is that one of the Romney family (his sister) apparently talked about a family member dying due to having an illegal abortion back in the 60s.

And in his earlier political career, Romney was pro-choice. There are videos on Youtube from his bid for governor in 2002 where he is pretty openly pro-choice. But in order to get the Republican nod, that wouldn't fly.

skullkrusher: xaratherus: skullkrusher: xaratherus: skullkrusher: Linux_Yes: Republicans don't mind a good ass pounding. as long as they are the one's doing the pounding.

it's not gay then

I thought that was only a British rule? "As long as you're topping, it's not gay."

Obviously that means that the Tea Party-controlled government is secretly funded by the Queen, attempting to regain control of 'the colonies' through internal subversion.

I think it is an immutable law of the universe. BJ not gay if you're receiving, buttsecks not gay if you're giving

Yeah, but if you're not giving the courtesy of the reach-around, then you're just an insensitive prick. And that hand job makes one pretty gay.

I'm okay with that. So is my boyfriend. :P But the Puglicans might have a problem with it.

well, you're bisexual then

Actually, I'm gay. :P And courteous with my reach-arounds.

xaratherus: Actually, I'm gay. :P And courteous with my reach-arounds.

I'll keep that in mind.

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

I find it very difficult to color in the circles with the pencil when I vote with my vagina.

Todd Akin's Wife Compares GOP Abandonment to Rape

Uh, isn't rape like the polar opposite of rape? I mean isn't abandonment like the polar opposite of rape?

spidermilk: r1chard3: ...

Everyone should have to read that before they can speak their mind about whether abortion should be legal or not. I have to watch these 'I was aborted!' commercials and see all these stupid photos of a single cell and the caption 'Would you hurt me?' bah.

Seriously though I quit reading when I got to the part about how women in some states can't even abort a fetus that could not possibly survive outside of the womb and how a woman was forced to give birth to a 1 lb baby that died 15 minutes later.

I think that some people are just seriously uninformed about biology and ethics in general. I think other people truly have an agenda to hold women back.

I'm from Missouri and I'm glad that Claire McCaskill will have such an easy time winning, but Todd Akin is just an embarrassment.

Don't read about the lady who was carrying an anencephalic fetus and not only did she have to bring it to term, the courts acceded to an injunction that prevented her from donating its organs. You'll puke for the next year over that one.

Gyrfalcon
Don't read about the lady who was carrying an anencephalic fetus and not only did she have to bring it to term, the courts acceded to an injunction that prevented her from donating its organs. You'll puke for the next year over that one.

Give me a link, I want to horrify my hardline pro-life friends.