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2012-09-17 03:47:47 PM  
Dear Mrs. Akin,

If you're going to use non-rape rape analogies, go big or go home.

i.telegraph.co.uk

Your husband was not non-rape raped by the GOP.

(The GOP did however, advocate that BP not get non-rape raped by the government even though BP did non-rape rape the environment.)

Sincerely,

The Farker who would rather use Non-Rape Rape to denote figurative rape because you get to use rape 2 times as much to make the same point about rape.
 
2012-09-17 03:49:49 PM  
Searching for the connection between Finland, rape, and Africa leads to nothing good. So, better not link to the rape jihad.
 
2012-09-17 03:50:07 PM  

AgentKGB: Well maybe she's at least attra-

[i.imgur.com image 503x335]

GAH!

 

i872.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 03:50:14 PM  
Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.
 
2012-09-17 03:51:02 PM  
Clearly he was asking for it. Did he ever say "Stop!". No. Did his campaign shut down? No. Did he report it to the police? No. He sounds like a vindictive, scorned man. As Bobby Knight (Republican) once said, "if rape is inevitable, just lay back and enjoy it".
 
2012-09-17 03:53:06 PM  

hinten: Searching for the connection between Finland, rape, and Africa leads to nothing good. So, better not link to the rape jihad.


Did you know that the Finnish language is etymologically similar to Korean? North Koreans are being raped by their new dear leader.

www.wearysloth.com

"Think about it!"
 
2012-09-17 03:53:32 PM  

Diogenes: It would be completely immoral and implausible, but people who make statements belittling the seriousness of rape should be raped themselves. Something for them to reflect on before they go making ridiculous, careless, and inhumane statements the next time.


I believe it was Hunter S. Thompson who so eloquently said "Anyone who claims there's no such thing as rape should be dragged into townsquare at high noon and buggered by a line of disgruntled prison inmates."

/or something along those lines
 
2012-09-17 03:54:15 PM  

memebot_of_doom: AgentKGB: Well maybe she's at least attra-

[i.imgur.com image 503x335]

GAH! 

[i872.photobucket.com image 240x320]


Need more comments that end in GAH!
 
2012-09-17 03:54:27 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Get a can of kippers or anchovies with one of those pull back tops. Open it just a little so it'll start to go bad then mail it to them in a water-proof package. They'll have a real surprise when they open it up


I did something similar way back when I was in high school. Brought a can of sardines to school and placed it (open) inside the ceiling tiles of a classroom when no-one was around. Yes, I was a smartass.
 
2012-09-17 03:54:32 PM  
Since the GOP aborted his campaingn then it must not have been legitimate rape, otherwise an abortion would not be possible.
 
2012-09-17 03:55:45 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.


Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.
 
2012-09-17 03:55:47 PM  
I googled, finland, rape refugees and found more than a few references.
 
2012-09-17 03:55:54 PM  

Citrate1007: Conservative women don't understand rape either.


They want it. There's more passion than they get from their husband's.
 
2012-09-17 03:55:56 PM  

AgentKGB: Well maybe she's at least attra-

[i.imgur.com image 503x335]

GAH!


I'm struggling with the fact that he appears to have married a tranvestite version of himself.
 
2012-09-17 03:55:58 PM  
Jesus would not have talked about campaigns, because the concept did not exist when he was alive, at least not in the part of the world he was alive in. Leaders were born, and their power derived from farcical aquatic ceremonies, not a mandate from the masses. There's lots of things Jesus didn't talk about, because he died before they existed.

Pericles 495BC - 429BC

BC
 
2012-09-17 03:58:45 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


I would like to agree with you but I can't get past voting with my vagina. If your side stops trying to put needless wands up my cooch to satisfy your curiosity, then I will gladly consider voting for the GOP.
 
2012-09-17 03:58:58 PM  

Badgers: Akin married Lulli Boe, a graduate of Hollins University, in June 1975.[74][75] The couple has six children. Lulli became a home schooling activist and all of the children were home-schooled.

[i169.photobucket.com image 422x532]

/Lulli


Seriously!!! That's her? Holy Cow she was a beautiful woman once. You can almost see it in this transitional image

www.blacktie-missouri.com 

Life on the Prairie be hard.
 
2012-09-17 04:00:39 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


Is your husband going to be mad that you moved the computer into the kitchen?
 
2012-09-17 04:01:20 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


Todd Akin is not a nobody he is a candidate to be one of the 100 most powerful people in the country.

There are currently 400 or so Republican sponsored bills aimed at restricting women's reproductive rights at the state level. The RNC's national platform specifically calls out restricting women's reproductive rights.

So since we've established that you're wrong all that remains is to determine is exactly why this is. My guess is having decided you're a Republican you would experience reevaluating that position as painful, OR you need to find some way to not have abortion mean reproductive rights because your pro-life.
 
2012-09-17 04:01:33 PM  

Tigger: Jesus would not have talked about campaigns, because the concept did not exist when he was alive, at least not in the part of the world he was alive in. Leaders were born, and their power derived from farcical aquatic ceremonies, not a mandate from the masses. There's lots of things Jesus didn't talk about, because he died before they existed.

Pericles 495BC - 429BC

BC


www.retrorebirth.com
 
2012-09-17 04:02:30 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


I'm totally going to try and vote with my vagina this November... sounds fun.
 
2012-09-17 04:02:47 PM  

thenewmissus: Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

I would like to agree with you but I can't get past voting with my vagina. If your side stops trying to put needless wands up my cooch to satisfy your curiosity, then I will gladly consider voting for the GOP.


This side is not even talking about it. NO SERIOUSLY. I am telling you. Your vagina and the control of it starts with you. If you think your side is protecting your vagina better than YOU can there are bigger issues.
 
2012-09-17 04:03:36 PM  

Tigger: Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

Todd Akin is not a nobody he is a candidate to be one of the 100 most powerful people in the country.

There are currently 400 or so Republican sponsored bills aimed at restricting women's reproductive rights at the state level. The RNC's national platform specifically calls out restricting women's reproductive rights.

So since we've established that you're wrong all that remains is to determine is exactly why this is. My guess is having decided you're a Republican you would experience reevaluating that position as painful, OR you need to find some way to not have abortion mean reproductive rights because your pro-life.


Hahahaha oh aren't you adorable. Citations I want to see..
 
2012-09-17 04:05:34 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire.


Somebody's just jealous that nobody has ever been after their vagina.

/It's a troll and I doubt that it's really a woman, so I'm allowed to say that.
 
2012-09-17 04:06:43 PM  

Calmamity: Lulli has no idea what rape really is.

I'm not so heartless as to wish that on her, but goddamn it's hard not to with some of these people.


See... I'm going with the other way around. Having been married to one of these farks, my guess is she gets raped pretty regularly and just chalks it up to wifely duty, reducing the overall disgustingness of "rape, rape".
 
2012-09-17 04:06:54 PM  
A stupid politician's wife is also stupid? Get the fark outta here.
 
2012-09-17 04:07:14 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Your vagina and the control of it starts with you.


Dude, you've GOT to teach me! What else can you do with your vagina?
 
2012-09-17 04:09:42 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


Was it the Democrats that introduced the historically high number of anti-abortion bills in both state and federal legislatures this year? (moves head rhythmically left and right),

You may have gotten past your vagina, but the GOP hasn't (oh right, think of the non-children children, that's the ticket).
 
2012-09-17 04:10:16 PM  
You need a citation that Todd Akin is running for Senate?

You need me to google the RNC platform for you because you don't believe it specificallly calls out banning abortion?

You think I'm going to cite 400 pieces of legislation?

You think I'm so stupid as to think linking to an article summarising those pieces of legislation won't result in a giant goalpost move?

This is why we moved on from the rather dull discussion of whether you are wrong into the more interesting discussion of why it is important to you to think that the RNC doesn't want to take away reproductive rights.

But now everyone is just going to laugh at you a lot.
 
2012-09-17 04:10:48 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: meat0918: I'd like to take this moment to thank the Catholic priest that told the congregation during a homily that the miracle Jesus performed was not conjuring up a bunch of food, but getting people from disparate backgrounds to share the food they had brought with them.

I've never understood the point of taking the magic out of god by insisting upon logical explanations for alleged miracles. If god's only magic is a silver tongue, then what kind of god is he really?


"God" was created to explain things in a time of magic (pre science) and to help society get along. the idea of sharing in the clan/tribe era was much easier to sell if "God" wanted it.

if you take a cursory look at the major religions of the world they are all about either explaining natural phenomenon or providing rules to live by. and overall that was a good thing.
 
2012-09-17 04:11:09 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Tigger: Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

Todd Akin is not a nobody he is a candidate to be one of the 100 most powerful people in the country.

There are currently 400 or so Republican sponsored bills aimed at restricting women's reproductive rights at the state level. The RNC's national platform specifically calls out restricting women's reproductive rights.

So since we've established that you're wrong all that remains is to determine is exactly why this is. My guess is having decided you're a Republican you would experience reevaluating that position as painful, OR you need to find some way to not have abortion mean reproductive rights because your pro-life.

Hahahaha oh aren't you adorable. Citations I want to see..


55 bills x 240 Republican Reps = Well over 400 votes.

Not to mention, they'd like you to earn less than a man, Voted to restrict your rights on International Women's Day (because they are that classy), and support a constitutional ban on abortion as party platform nationwide.
 
2012-09-17 04:11:28 PM  
I think she meant to say socialist redistribution of loaves and fishes through deficit food spending.
 
2012-09-17 04:13:14 PM  

Sofa King Smart: why is cspan giving these lunatic fringe any air time at all... are they just trying to frighten us non insane people?


I don't think they're lending validity to those people by putting them on the air, but what you take away from it is largely based on what you came into it with. For one of these "eager believer" types, something like that is an affirmation. For us thinking folks, they're letting us know that these people exist, are active, and have an audience.

Thing is, there isn't a damn thing either one of us can do about the other. The eager believers can't stone us heathens to death in the streets, and the thinking folks can't force them to think in a rational manner. So... out breed 'em and out teach 'em and we might stand a chance.
 
2012-09-17 04:13:29 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Cup_O_Jo: Your vagina and the control of it starts with you.

Dude, you've GOT to teach me! What else can you do with your vagina?


Troll FARK?

Sounds like its got a hell of a monologue going on.
 
2012-09-17 04:14:50 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


Uncle Tom-gina?
 
2012-09-17 04:16:21 PM  

Fart_Machine: CapeFearCadaver: Cup_O_Jo: Your vagina and the control of it starts with you.

Dude, you've GOT to teach me! What else can you do with your vagina?

Troll FARK?

Sounds like its got a hell of a monologue going on.


farm2.static.flickr.com

Yeah, she's got a lot of balls trolling for the indefensible.
 
2012-09-17 04:18:37 PM  
Dear Romney, Akin, and other Conservatives: If you are going to use your wife to use your wife to give a public statement in an attempt to make you appear human, make sure they don't come across as submissive domestic abuse victims or harpies that demean their full time nannies.
 
2012-09-17 04:19:53 PM  

coeyagi: Dear Mrs. Akin,

If you're going to use non-rape rape analogies, go big or go home.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

Your husband was not non-rape raped by the GOP.

(The GOP did however, advocate that BP not get non-rape raped by the government even though BP did non-rape rape the environment.)

Sincerely,

The Farker who would rather use Non-Rape Rape to denote figurative rape because you get to use rape 2 times as much to make the same point about rape.


Rape rape' rape rape rape rape-rape rape rape, rape rape rape rape rape

Rape rape rape rape rape-rape raped rape rape RAPE

(Rape RAPE rape rape, rape rape RAPE rape rape rape-rape raped rape rape rape rape rape RAPE rape rape-rape rape rape.)

Rape,

Rape Rape rape rape rape rape Rape-Rape Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape 2 rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape.
 
2012-09-17 04:20:02 PM  

Citrate1007: Dear Romney, Akin, and other Conservatives: If you are going to use your wife to use your wife to give a public statement in an attempt to make you appear human, make sure they don't come across as submissive domestic abuse victims or harpies that demean their full time nannies.


you said "wife" twice. giggity.
 
2012-09-17 04:20:45 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: This side is not even talking about it. NO SERIOUSLY. I am telling you. Your vagina and the control of it starts with you. If you think your side is protecting your vagina better than YOU can there are bigger issues.


That's the biggest and most obvious lie since you've claimed that Jeb Bush didn't interfere in the Terri Shivo case. You're a known troll, please uninstall your computer's OS.
 
2012-09-17 04:21:42 PM  

coeyagi: Citrate1007: Dear Romney, Akin, and other Conservatives: If you are going to use your wife to use your wife to give a public statement in an attempt to make you appear human, make sure they don't come across as submissive domestic abuse victims or harpies that demean their full time nannies.

you said "wife" twice. giggity.


quantum nuptials.... niiiice.
 
2012-09-17 04:22:10 PM  

Richard Freckle: coeyagi: Dear Mrs. Akin,

If you're going to use non-rape rape analogies, go big or go home.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

Your husband was not non-rape raped by the GOP.

(The GOP did however, advocate that BP not get non-rape raped by the government even though BP did non-rape rape the environment.)

Sincerely,

The Farker who would rather use Non-Rape Rape to denote figurative rape because you get to use rape 2 times as much to make the same point about rape.

Rape rape' rape rape rape rape-rape rape rape, rape rape rape rape rape

Rape rape rape rape rape-rape raped rape rape RAPE

(Rape RAPE rape rape, rape rape RAPE rape rape rape-rape raped rape rape rape rape rape RAPE rape rape-rape rape rape.)

Rape,

Rape Rape rape rape rape rape Rape-Rape Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape 2 rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape.


I do recall using other pronouns, nouns, adjectives, verbs, prepositions, conjunctions and adverbs to put together a wicked awesome tribute to rape without only using the word rape. Your copypasta rapes the English language, you rapist.
 
2012-09-17 04:23:39 PM  

saturn badger: LockeOak: AdolfOliverPanties: "God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."


I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

Flounder.

And some fan mail.


And slip them a fin, on porpoise.
 
2012-09-17 04:23:46 PM  

Richard Freckle: Rape Rape rape rape rape rape Rape-Rape Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape 2 rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape.


memberfiles.freewebs.com
 
2012-09-17 04:24:35 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.


Seeing as you were massively told and owned up there, I'm interested in seeing your well-thought-out and intelligent rebuttal.

*checks profile, sees "I'm a Libertarian" and "ObamaRomneycare is broken"*

Well, scratch that hope.
 
2012-09-17 04:26:34 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: thenewmissus: Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

I would like to agree with you but I can't get past voting with my vagina. If your side stops trying to put needless wands up my cooch to satisfy your curiosity, then I will gladly consider voting for the GOP.

This side is not even talking about it. NO SERIOUSLY. I am telling you. Your vagina and the control of it starts with you. If you think your side is protecting your vagina better than YOU can there are bigger issues.


When your side stops telline me what to do with my uterus and vagina, then I will vote GOP. And yeah, unfortunately your side is talking about it. Rush Limbaugh can't even stop talking about Sandra Fluke. Rush asked her to release a sex tape. I am assuming that Rush needs it to get "his little buddy" up. Emphasis on "little."
 
2012-09-17 04:27:46 PM  

thenewmissus: I am assuming that Rush needs it to get "his little buddy" up. Emphasis on "little."


Nah, the Pudding King has no interest whatsoever in women of legal age.
 
2012-09-17 04:29:10 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: thenewmissus: I am assuming that Rush needs it to get "his little buddy" up. Emphasis on "little."

Nah, the Pudding King has no interest whatsoever in women of legal age.


He's clearly more turned on by his own blubbering than by anything else. Even nubile Dominicans.
 
2012-09-17 04:29:44 PM  

wingnut396: what_now: hector (third-person singular simple present hectors, present participle hectoring, simple past and past participle hectored)

(transitive) To intimidate or dominate in a blustering way.
(intransitive) To behave like a bully; swagger.

I still like the idea of dragging people behind a chariot in order to get them to comply with your wish.

Still looks like it all came from the same place. But who was the bigger asshole, Hector or Achilles?

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=hector


Achilles, hands down. Hector did what he thought was the honorable thing. Achilles was thinking with his dick.

/typical Greek god
//yes, I know he was half
 
2012-09-17 04:30:32 PM  

thenewmissus: Cup_O_Jo: thenewmissus: Cup_O_Jo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Republicans/Conservatives/The GOP are incredibly obsessed with rape, gay sex, and women's uteruses. It's like they repress themselves so much their brains rebel and start fixating on them.

Actually I am a conservative woman (NOW-I used to be a raging democrat then I got past my vagina). No the GOP is not. However, the liberal minded woman is fixated on it. How else do you explain this thread? You realize that Todd Akin is a NOBODY from the middle of NOWHERE. But it gave the "OMG THE GOP IS AFTER MY VAGINA" fuel for the fire. No one actually cares about him and his ridiculousness. A matter of fact the RNC asked him to not run because he is that much of an idiot. No one wants to take away our rights as a woman. Once you move past voting with your vagina the whole world opens up to you in a new way.

I would like to agree with you but I can't get past voting with my vagina. If your side stops trying to put needless wands up my cooch to satisfy your curiosity, then I will gladly consider voting for the GOP.

This side is not even talking about it. NO SERIOUSLY. I am telling you. Your vagina and the control of it starts with you. If you think your side is protecting your vagina better than YOU can there are bigger issues.

When your side stops tellinetelling me what to do with my uterus and vagina, then I will vote GOP. And yeah, unfortunately your side is talking about it. Rush Limbaugh can't even stop talking about Sandra Fluke. Rush asked her to release a sex tape. I am assuming that Rush needs it to get "his little buddy" up. Emphasis on "little."



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