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(610 WIOD)   Oliver North says he gives three presents to his grandchildren when they turn 12; "a shotgun, a bible, and a compass". Paper shredder surprisingly absent   (610wiod.com) divider line 113
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2012-09-17 10:54:36 AM  
21 votes:
"Grandpa, why aren't you in federal prison?"
2012-09-17 10:58:28 AM  
11 votes:
I'd be ashamed to have a traitor as grandfather.
2012-09-17 10:48:29 AM  
7 votes:
"Oh! Cool, a gun! And some.. other.. things. Thanks, Grandpa!"
2012-09-17 01:06:24 PM  
6 votes:
"The shotgun symbolizes the weapons I sold to Iran, the Bible symbolizes the one I swore an oath on and then lied to Congress, and the last one is to remind you that grandpa has no moral compass."
2012-09-17 12:46:27 PM  
6 votes:
"A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not. As the Tower board reported, what began as a strategic opening to Iran deteriorated, in its implementation, into trading arms for hostages. This runs counter to my own beliefs, to administration policy, and to the original strategy we had in mind."
-Ronald Reagan

"Ronald Reagan knew of and approved a great deal of what went on with both the Iranian initiative and private efforts on behalf of the contras and he received regular, detailed briefings on both.... I have no doubt that he was told about the use of residuals for the Contras, and that he approved it. Enthusiastically."
-Oliver North


Attention right wingers: They can't both be telling the truth.
2012-09-17 12:08:34 PM  
6 votes:
How about copies of the US Constitution and your oath of service?
2012-09-17 12:24:37 PM  
4 votes:
Could you get any more stereotypical?

Who did he get to buy the shotgun, his being a convicted felon and all?
2012-09-17 11:44:51 AM  
4 votes:
And when they turn 18 they give themselves the present of a Petition to the Court to Change a Name.
2012-09-17 10:44:35 AM  
4 votes:
so they can find their bible and shoot it?
2012-09-17 02:57:21 PM  
3 votes:
Umm...why do we give a flying fark what this criminal scum bag gives his grandchildren?
2012-09-17 02:37:24 PM  
3 votes:
I say we keep the shotgun, trade the compass for whiskey and use the bible for wadding.
2012-09-17 12:06:08 PM  
3 votes:

kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?


Syphilis.

//too far?
2012-09-17 12:03:03 PM  
3 votes:
You can't have Oliver North without Fawn Hall:

Then --

3.bp.blogspot.com1.bp.blogspot.com

Now ----

www.corbisimages.com 

/off my lawn and out of my bunk
2012-09-17 11:43:48 AM  
3 votes:

PreMortem: Has this whore got a book coming out or something, who asked him.


How'd you guess? Yup.

He also will be hosting a tour through Israel in January. Almost makes me want to root for Iran.
2012-09-17 11:34:30 AM  
3 votes:
They might already have one:

www.myservice.com
2012-09-17 11:17:11 AM  
3 votes:
What? What about the legacy of a name that will forever be associated with treason, failure, and dishonesty? That's a kind of present. One you wouldn't give to your worst enemy, but still.
2012-09-17 11:01:25 AM  
3 votes:

Rev.K: A moral compass?


A 'what would Jesus do' moral compass would look something like a regular compass with North, South, East and West replaced with "Be Nice."
2012-09-17 10:48:06 AM  
3 votes:
Forget that. Give me 1980s Fawn Hall.

Rawr!
2012-09-17 10:45:09 AM  
3 votes:
Well, those are crappy gifts. I'd be a very disappointed 12 year old.
2012-09-17 03:20:17 PM  
2 votes:
Shoot.. a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
2012-09-17 03:11:25 PM  
2 votes:

ToxicMunkee: He's not a very good Christian if he waits until his grandkids are twelve before giving them a Bible.


Hey, they're home schooled, ya know. May as well wait until they can read.

/yeah, I went there
2012-09-17 03:09:33 PM  
2 votes:
In related news: Oliver North is a grandpa from a 1950s sitcom.

Warnings against "that durn rock n' roll devil music" soon to follow.
2012-09-17 02:41:04 PM  
2 votes:
I still have the .410 I got as a present when I was 14 or so. It's just the thing for pests in the yard. The Bible had those old rice-paper pages, they got used up over time to roll joints. I sold the compass on Ebay not long ago for $100, it was a collectable.

So, all in all, not a bad harvest.
2012-09-17 02:39:16 PM  
2 votes:
Take the compass and face true north, read Genesis3:19b, and blow your head off.
2012-09-17 02:36:16 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: [upload.wikimedia.org image 296x442]

R.I.P. NORTH


Roger Ebert on "North":

I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
2012-09-17 01:04:53 PM  
2 votes:

kid_icarus: But nah, this is typical southern macho bullshiat that assumes all of your grandsons will be redneck meatheads that want to blow holes in forest animals and pray to Jeebus


Grandson: "But Grandpa, I don't want to kill anything"
Ollie: "OH YES YOU DO" [shoves bible into grandson's chest]
2012-09-17 12:17:42 PM  
2 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?

Syphilis.

//too far?


Not far enough, d00d.

But nah, this is typical southern macho bullshiat that assumes all of your grandsons will be redneck meatheads that want to blow holes in forest animals and pray to Jeebus. What's Ollie going to do when one of the grandsons is of a, er...sensitive nature...or when one of the granddaughters wants a gun of her own?
2012-09-17 12:09:07 PM  
2 votes:
Came here to mention the lac of Fawn Hall and she's aged very well, still quite the hot little number. I'd let her destroy incriminating evidence for me any day of the week.

//Yes I'm farking old
//Always thought Fawn was hotter than Jessica Hahn or the streetwalker Swaggert ended up with.
//Man 80's sex scandals were better than 90's ones, or is is just me?
2012-09-17 11:48:40 AM  
2 votes:
I see ole Ollie is still running guns...

/ bah dump-bump
2012-09-17 11:01:54 AM  
2 votes:
Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.
2012-09-17 11:01:34 AM  
2 votes:
He's not a very good Christian if he waits until his grandkids are twelve before giving them a Bible.
2012-09-17 11:00:23 AM  
2 votes:
A moral compass?
2012-09-17 11:00:09 AM  
2 votes:
Wny do they need compasses, anyways? I'm pretty sure finding North is pretty easy for them. (Get it? Get it???)
2012-09-17 10:54:38 AM  
2 votes:
Tea PArtiers just came reading this headline.
2012-09-17 05:54:41 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: i've never needed a firearm. i live in civilization where there are supermarkets.


Might be one of the dumbest things I have ever read of Fark. Line up and get fat on that factory farm meat you lemming.
2012-09-17 05:50:42 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: "Grandpa, why aren't you in federal prison?"


Because he was just following orders and happened to get caught?

TV's Vinnie: [oddculture.com image 550x400]


I have an Iver Johnson 1911A1-ish 45
2012-09-17 05:40:30 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: i've never needed a firearm. i live in civilization where there are supermarkets.


1) Good for you, but you aren't everyone. I'm good friends with several families who get most of their meat from hunting, and wouldn't have it any other way.

2) What does need have to do with anything?
2012-09-17 05:38:38 PM  
1 votes:

Marine1: raerae1980: Well, those are crappy gifts. I'd be a very disappointed 12 year old.

Pssh. Says you. Sounds like a freakin' awesome birthday to me.


No kidding. Hell, the shotgun and compass (I'm guessing that they are both decent pieces of equipment, he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to give his grandkids junk) I'd love to have today. Perhaps not so much the bible, I already have a couple and I'm not really into them, but at 12 I would have loved to get one as a gift.
2012-09-17 05:33:58 PM  
1 votes:
As someone which DID get these as gifts in my early teenage years, I would like to point out my dad & uncles still swear when they hear this mans name.
/military family
2012-09-17 04:56:35 PM  
1 votes:
I remember being a teenager in the late 80's and living in Derpistan, USA, also called the Florida Panhandle. The public relations campaign at the time which North used to craft his image was pure genius. The whole schtick he presented then, and still does with surprising success, was that Oliver North is an American hero being railroaded by the damn liberal media. My hometown, Pensacola, one of America's biggest military-fellating cities, always welcomes him with money and open arms.

When the whole scandal broke I remember there being a very specific type of military guy who worshiped North. It was almost always a retired enlisted guy who retired Petty Officer, maybe gallantly served during the brutal and bloody Grenada War, and wore daily a hat advertising some ship they served on for six months back in '58. 

It still blows me away that 25 years later North can still make big money from this canard.
2012-09-17 04:52:49 PM  
1 votes:
oddculture.com
2012-09-17 04:50:24 PM  
1 votes:
DaSwankOne

probesport: You said bomb three times



Well, yes he did. And I remember a parody song in the early 90s that included the words "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran. Bomb Iran, just because Weeee Cannnn. Bomb Iran." Can't remember the rest. But it was popular to some people in high school during Desert Storm for no reason
2012-09-17 04:36:50 PM  
1 votes:

ToxicMunkee: He's not a very good Christian if he waits until his grandkids are twelve before giving them a Bible.


He wants them to associate god with guns. Because only godless people have no guns.
2012-09-17 04:07:30 PM  
1 votes:

Repo Man: Mark12A rides his bicycle on the sidewalk like he's seven years old. Can't expect much from him.


This is the first time I have heard of Mark12A but he sounds a bit more intelligent then the 8 year olds who ride their bikes on a 50mph road.
2012-09-17 04:06:59 PM  
1 votes:

WorldCitizen: Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.


Yeah, those apps are great especially if you are hiking overnight or for a couple days. All you have to do is plug your charger into a pine tree since they are all running on household current.

Farking batteries, how do they work?
2012-09-17 03:58:40 PM  
1 votes:
Tactical Facepalm!

Seniautomatc DS Arms SA-58 Rifle (licensed copy of the FAL), full LBE kit with four fully loaded magazines (Compass comes with the kit), Hardcover copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

What are your questions on this block of instruction?
2012-09-17 03:54:49 PM  
1 votes:

forgotmydamnusername: Wuss. Was operating the larger and more powerful McCulloch 710 during occasional forays into the woods with Dear Old Dad, when I was 10.


And Reagan was probably 80+. That photo was basically, "Too old to be president? Nonsense! Look how virile he is! He's out manlying it up with a chainsaw! There's no way he's going senile!"
2012-09-17 03:52:00 PM  
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: Now that's how you make those boys into a MAN! And he's only waiting until they're 12 because MOM insisted! Women!
Pining for the old days and when I was a kid and dad and cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon

[i46.tinypic.com image 537x357]

//so vote Republican


Wuss. Was operating the larger and more powerful McCulloch 710 during occasional forays into the woods with Dear Old Dad, when I was 10.

/Dating myself. When I was 10, McCulloch was still in business, and still made professional-quality chainsaws.
2012-09-17 03:50:28 PM  
1 votes:

raerae1980: Well, those are crappy gifts. I'd be a very disappointed 12 year old.


Those are great gifts. But then again it depends where you live. When I was 12 I lived in a small town in the cascade valley in northern washington. Hunting / Fishing and just shooting at random stuff was normal.
2012-09-17 03:39:15 PM  
1 votes:
Oliver North stood behind me in a car rental place at LAX several years ago. That mere proximity was enough to disgust me.
2012-09-17 03:36:00 PM  
1 votes:

JWideman: How irresponsible, giving a 12 year old a bible.


Meh. I got Bibles (not actually, but I was in religious schools surrounded by free ones) from 0-17, and all I got was a working knowledge of all the ways people had perverted what was a fairly straightforward message. Once I realized the basic message was pretty farking clear outside the pages, the Bible became largely irrelevant. (But that's sort of why the Talmud's there.)

TL;DR - you(they)'ll live.
2012-09-17 03:34:37 PM  
1 votes:
deodorant, a gross of no. 2 pencils, and a pack of cigarettes.
2012-09-17 03:29:49 PM  
1 votes:

Maktaka: A compass, because modern ideas like GPS or evolution scare you.


Meh.

They don't scare me. But I do understand their limitations. Ever had a battery die on a compass or a paper map?

Me neither.
2012-09-17 03:25:40 PM  
1 votes:
when you're truly one of the scum of the earth, you don't retire...

Link

you just find new sheep to fleece
2012-09-17 03:24:35 PM  
1 votes:

xxmedium: "And the best part? Your Uncle Dick Cheney is going to take you out to teach you how to shoot!"

[www.betterparentinginstitute.com image 850x566]


Oh, you're beautiful!
2012-09-17 03:24:33 PM  
1 votes:
How irresponsible, giving a 12 year old a bible.
2012-09-17 03:23:11 PM  
1 votes:

nytmare: WorldCitizen: Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.

How many days does an iPhone battery last on a camping trip?


This! That phone will be dead long before they get to the end and then they'll wish they had that paper copy of the Bible to learn what happens to Jesus at the end of the book.
2012-09-17 03:22:39 PM  
1 votes:

Coolfusis: If I got my own shotgun at age 12, I'd be pretty happy. All I got was my .22 plinking rifle.


I got my shotgun at 12 and a .22, got my daughter her first rifle and shotgun when she turned 8. Wife used to be anti-gun until she went to the range and had a BLAST!!!
2012-09-17 03:22:01 PM  
1 votes:
"And the best part? Your Uncle Dick Cheney is going to take you out to teach you how to shoot!"

www.betterparentinginstitute.com
2012-09-17 03:21:08 PM  
1 votes:

enry: Guy could have a good time in Vegas with all that stuff.


...and that's what I get for not refreshing fast enough.

*Shakes tiny fist*
2012-09-17 03:20:01 PM  
1 votes:
Dohohoho.

The fact that Ollie is walking around and not in a jail serves to show that realpolitik is best politik, and that morals and ideology are just rationalizations applied selectively and conveniently.
2012-09-17 03:19:52 PM  
1 votes:

WorldCitizen: Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.


How many days does an iPhone battery last on a camping trip?
2012-09-17 03:18:49 PM  
1 votes:
"...you will never be lost, you will never be hungry and you need fear nothing,"

- You will never be lost: no matter which way the compass points, that's where you are
- You will never be hungry: you can always use the shotgun to hold up a McDonalds
- You need fear nothing: except an IRS audit of your sham 501(c)(3)
2012-09-17 03:18:10 PM  
1 votes:
If he hadn't buried all his gold, he could afford better presents
2012-09-17 03:15:33 PM  
1 votes:
Funny.

I would have thought, drawing on his own life experiences, he would have given them:

1. a lawyer
2. a doddering, mentally ill employer
3. drugs to sell
2012-09-17 03:14:46 PM  
1 votes:
People rarely, if ever, change.
2012-09-17 03:13:27 PM  
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?

Syphilis.

//too far?


Just right.
2012-09-17 03:11:12 PM  
1 votes:
No he doesn't. He just says that because it's what his audience want to hear. He probably gives them a bag of Wuerther's candy.
2012-09-17 03:09:29 PM  
1 votes:

boozehat: I plan on giving my daughter my first rifle (ruger 10/22) when she turns 10 or 11.


Nice. I started my kid out with a Chipmunk. Not that I turned him loose in the neighborhood with a brick of CCI Stingers or anything.
2012-09-17 03:06:10 PM  
1 votes:
Guns, God, and... Cartography???
2012-09-17 03:05:38 PM  
1 votes:

Crotchrocket Slim: basemetal: If I was a 12 year old, I wouldn't mind that present.

Shotty and a compass are pretty awesome gifts. I'm surprised he doesn't complete the set with an awesome Swiss army knife or something.

I guess if he wanted to do the moral guidance thing someone's suggestion of a copy of the US Constitution wouldn't hurt.

Still Ollie's a dirt bag even if he's a decent grandfather.


Fixed blade full tang seems to be more fitting.
2012-09-17 03:04:35 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: What? What about the legacy of a name that will forever be associated with treason, failure, and dishonesty? That's a kind of present. One you wouldn't give to your worst enemy, but still.


Whats funny about the Iran Contra affair is that if it happened today 1) we wouldn't know about it officially as it would be deemed to secret to discuss and a matter of national Security and 2) no one would give a shiat.

Between Bush and Obama basically doing whatever the hell they want regardless of laws the Iran contra affair wouldn't even register.

Selling arms to Iran to fund Contras.
Killing US citizens with a secret kill list
Spying on all Americans every phone call, email, text
Torturing innocent people.
Keeping people in cages w/o charges for over a decade

Ya I don't think the dishonesty, treason etc should fall only at old Ollies feet.
2012-09-17 03:03:46 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: If I was a 12 year old, I wouldn't mind that present.


Shotty and a compass are pretty awesome gifts. I'm surprised he doesn't complete the set with an awesome Swiss army knife or something.

I guess if he wanted to do the moral guidance thing someone's suggestion of a copy of the US Constitution wouldn't hurt.

Still Ollie's a dirt bag even if he's a decent grandfather.
2012-09-17 03:01:23 PM  
1 votes:
When I turned 16 I got two things:

My drivers license
A shotgun

/yes, I grew up on a farm
//bought my own vehicle with my savings, paid cash
2012-09-17 02:58:44 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 800x664]

I'm sure the kids will be fine.


damn, that reminded a friend from high school committed suicide with the shotgun his dad gave him for Christmas.

sad sh*t.
2012-09-17 02:57:14 PM  
1 votes:
i47.tinypic.com

I'm sure the kids will be fine.
2012-09-17 02:56:07 PM  
1 votes:
But I thought saying that Republicans clung to their bibles and guns was inaccurate?
2012-09-17 02:55:16 PM  
1 votes:

cwolf20: If you're lost and need to eat, and have horrible aim.

Shotgun.

Need a direction while lost and eating game.

compass.

Need a collection of stories on the hiking trip but don't believe in things like an ereader.

The bible contains several books/stories


added bonus if you're a christian and like to read it.


I acknowledge that people read the bible, but I refuse to believe that anyone actually likes to read it.
2012-09-17 02:55:00 PM  
1 votes:

Posh Naranek: Shrug, this isn't unusual Bible Belt stuff.


Just like their obsession with domestic violence.
2012-09-17 02:54:16 PM  
1 votes:
I think I was 13 when my dad bought me a shotgun. We already had a bible and I didn't have much need of a compass. I was a pretty good woodsman without it.
2012-09-17 02:54:00 PM  
1 votes:
www.foreignpolicy.com
2012-09-17 02:53:43 PM  
1 votes:
I could use a compass, sometimes my gps cannot find enough satellites up in the hills.
2012-09-17 02:52:52 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Who did he get to buy the shotgun, his being a convicted felon and all?


Strictly speaking, he's not. His convictions were vacated on appeal, because witnesses against him were (theoretically, potentially) tainted by the 24/7 coverage of his testimony to Congress. If you want to make his trufans' heads explode, mention that he weaseled out of jail on that technicality thanks to the scum-sucking America-hating criminal-loving defense lawyers of the ACLU.

But as for what he said, it's no big deal. I mean, I give my grandkids Russian-language copies of the Communist Manifesto, explosives suitable for blowing up oil pipelines, and framed portraits of Leon Czolgosz. Or at least that's what I'd say if my extremist fringe would pony up the welfare checks this guy gets from his.
2012-09-17 02:51:45 PM  
1 votes:
If you're ever in a position to NEED a compass, a smartphone app isn't going to help. For if you have an operable cell phone, you can find your way out of trouble by calling help. A good, Silva orienteering compass seems quite in line with what an Army officer would find valuable. Shotgun? Everyone should learn how to shoot, and I've taught as many 12-year-olds as any age among Boy Scouts. I think it would be pretty damn cool to get a shotgun, especially as a 7th grader.

The bible? What do you want? He's a grandpa... the gifts can't all be winners.

All the criminal/treasonous/political theater past? What do you want? The grandkids can't change that their pop-pop is a bad man.
2012-09-17 02:51:11 PM  
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Wish I could find the text but I like to post Senator and War hero Daniel Inouye's lecture to Oliver North on the duties of an Officer of the US military in every Ollie North thread. It is the best OH SNAP response to anything that comes out of that assholes mouth.


http://www.brown.edu/Research/Understanding_the_Iran_Contra_Affair/v- o n22.php
2012-09-17 02:48:45 PM  
1 votes:
What a jerk.
2012-09-17 02:48:31 PM  
1 votes:
d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net
2012-09-17 02:47:29 PM  
1 votes:
and this lamp, all I need is a shotgun a compass, a bible and this lamp.


and the dog.
2012-09-17 02:45:38 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Notice he doesn't actually teach the brats to use their new guns.


Or the bible or the compass.
2012-09-17 02:45:33 PM  
1 votes:
I plan on giving my daughter my first rifle (ruger 10/22) when she turns 10 or 11.

She'll need to learn iron sights before she gets optics.
2012-09-17 02:44:24 PM  
1 votes:
Shrug, this isn't unusual Bible Belt stuff.
2012-09-17 02:44:11 PM  
1 votes:

mark12A: Dawww, you're all still butthurt that the Reagan admin stopped the commies from turning central America into a socialist paradise?


THIS.

/even tho the whole 'butthurt' meme annoys me
2012-09-17 02:42:00 PM  
1 votes:
Dawww, you're all still butthurt that the Reagan admin stopped the commies from turning central America into a socialist paradise?
2012-09-17 02:41:35 PM  
1 votes:
You should be in pen, Oliver, you farking treason committing motherfarker.
2012-09-17 02:38:55 PM  
1 votes:
If you're lost and need to eat, and have horrible aim.

Shotgun.

Need a direction while lost and eating game.

compass.

Need a collection of stories on the hiking trip but don't believe in things like an ereader.

The bible contains several books/stories


added bonus if you're a christian and like to read it.
2012-09-17 02:37:49 PM  
1 votes:
Paper shredder surprisingly absent.

Silly subby. Paper shredders are a law school graduation gift.
2012-09-17 02:36:13 PM  
1 votes:
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
2012-09-17 02:33:14 PM  
1 votes:
"Paper shredder surprisingly absent"

That's what the shotgun is for.
2012-09-17 02:32:15 PM  
1 votes:
And Muslim extremists give their kids AK-47s, the Koran, and a cell phone. And the rest of us just try to not be collateral damage in the ongoing war between the fundies.
2012-09-17 02:20:55 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. NORTH
2012-09-17 02:15:21 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: you can use the shotgun for that.


Not quite as efficient, but a hell of a lot more fun.
2012-09-17 02:13:29 PM  
1 votes:
Hmm. I would have imagined a custom Fleshlight modeled after Fawn Hall's vagina. But then again I'm the cynical type.
2012-09-17 01:56:15 PM  
1 votes:
subby: Paper shredder surprisingly absent

you can use the shotgun for that.
2012-09-17 01:04:58 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Could you get any more stereotypical?

Who did he get to buy the shotgun, his being a convicted felon and all?


His felony convictions were vacated by the ACLU and an activist judge.
2012-09-17 12:26:14 PM  
1 votes:

kid_icarus: tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?

Syphilis.

//too far?

Not far enough, d00d.

But nah, this is typical southern macho bullshiat that assumes all of your grandsons will be redneck meatheads that want to blow holes in forest animals and pray to Jeebus. What's Ollie going to do when one of the grandsons is of a, er...sensitive nature...or when one of the granddaughters wants a gun of her own?


He'll shoot it out of them.
2012-09-17 12:04:21 PM  
1 votes:
What does he give his grand daughters?
2012-09-17 11:46:51 AM  
1 votes:
Notice he doesn't actually teach the brats to use their new guns.
2012-09-17 11:35:11 AM  
1 votes:
Has this whore got a book coming out or something, who asked him.
2012-09-17 11:18:11 AM  
1 votes:
If I got my own shotgun at age 12, I'd be pretty happy. All I got was my .22 plinking rifle.
2012-09-17 11:15:09 AM  
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson:

[i46.tinypic.com image 537x357]



looks like the kind of chainsaw you would plug in
2012-09-17 11:00:32 AM  
1 votes:
Now that's how you make those boys into a MAN! And he's only waiting until they're 12 because MOM insisted! Women!
Pining for the old days and when I was a kid and dad and cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon

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//so vote Republican
2012-09-17 10:51:08 AM  
1 votes:
"Grandpa, do you even know what an iPad is?"
2012-09-17 10:45:46 AM  
1 votes:
If I was a 12 year old, I wouldn't mind that present.
 
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