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(610 WIOD)   Oliver North says he gives three presents to his grandchildren when they turn 12; "a shotgun, a bible, and a compass". Paper shredder surprisingly absent   ( 610wiod.com) divider line
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2012-09-17 06:07:21 PM  

Oafmeel: As someone which DID get these as gifts in my early teenage years, I would like to point out my dad & uncles still swear when they hear this mans name.
/military family


This. My Dad (Vietnam Vet, lifetime Repub) still calls him "that god-damn traitor" whenever he sees him.
 
2012-09-17 06:09:56 PM  
An episode of the cartoon 'Black Dynamite' on adult swim had an awesome premise based on this crap-bag's shenanigans. The coalition of evil white dudes set out to destroy black neighborhoods by flooding the inner city with cheap drugs. The inner city people turned around and sold the drugs to the rich white kids.

It should have been hilarious but, like a growing number of adult swim cartoons these days, it greatly disappointed. Maybe someone with more talent will do something with that idea.
 
2012-09-17 06:22:16 PM  

hitlersbrain: An episode of the cartoon 'Black Dynamite' on adult swim had an awesome premise based on this crap-bag's shenanigans. The coalition of evil white dudes set out to destroy black neighborhoods by flooding the inner city with cheap drugs. The inner city people turned around and sold the drugs to the rich white kids.

It should have been hilarious but, like a growing number of adult swim cartoons these days, it greatly disappointed. Maybe someone with more talent will do something with that idea.


Yeah small problem with that it is only the middle class and poor kids who end up ruining their lives with drugs. Very few rich kids ever do time, ever face any sort of consequences for being a drug addict. The rich kids have to commit some fairly heinous crimes, such as murder, to ever be in trouble with the law. The middle class and poor kids all they have to do is get caught with less then an ounce of weed and they end up in prison.
 
2012-09-17 06:57:11 PM  
A compass so they can find their own asses, a bible so they have something to wipe with, and a shotgun to kill themselves when the poor come to eat them.
 
2012-09-17 06:59:00 PM  
Don't forget a thimble full of tonic to ease your polio.
 
2012-09-17 07:00:58 PM  

Aarontology: I'd be ashamed to have a traitor as grandfather.


According to the NOBACKSIES provision of the PATRIOT Act, it's only treason when a Democratic president orders you to do it.
 
2012-09-17 07:04:34 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: hitlersbrain: An episode of the cartoon 'Black Dynamite' on adult swim had an awesome premise based on this crap-bag's shenanigans. The coalition of evil white dudes set out to destroy black neighborhoods by flooding the inner city with cheap drugs. The inner city people turned around and sold the drugs to the rich white kids.

It should have been hilarious but, like a growing number of adult swim cartoons these days, it greatly disappointed. Maybe someone with more talent will do something with that idea.

Yeah small problem with that it is only the middle class and poor kids who end up ruining their lives with drugs. Very few rich kids ever do time, ever face any sort of consequences for being a drug addict. The rich kids have to commit some fairly heinous crimes, such as murder, to ever be in trouble with the law. The middle class and poor kids all they have to do is get caught with less then an ounce of weed and they end up in prison.


Yup, and even with really bad stuff like murder and kidnapping it isn't a lock that they'll be punished. It has to be "caught at the scene, holding the murder weapon, committing depravities upon the corpse" murder for the rich to be up-the-creek.
 
2012-09-17 07:07:30 PM  

DaSwankOne: KrispyKritter: i've never needed a firearm. i live in civilization where there are supermarkets.

Might be one of the dumbest things I have ever read of Fark. Line up and get fat on that factory farm meat you lemming.


If that's the case, your dumb detector is broken or too dumb to know actual dumb when it detects it.
 
2012-09-17 07:09:56 PM  

DaSwankOne: KrispyKritter: i've never needed a firearm. i live in civilization where there are supermarkets.

Might be one of the dumbest things I have ever read of Fark. Line up and get fat on that factory farm meat you lemming.


Might be one of the dumbest things I've ever read on Fark. Move to Montana and start recycling your own urine; at least then you'll be sure where it came from and what's in it, you tin-hatted, nostalgia-humping, Luddite bastard.
 
2012-09-17 07:21:51 PM  

Heron: DaSwankOne: KrispyKritter: i've never needed a firearm. i live in civilization where there are supermarkets.

Might be one of the dumbest things I have ever read of Fark. Line up and get fat on that factory farm meat you lemming.

Might be one of the dumbest things I've ever read on Fark. Move to Montana and start recycling your own urine; at least then you'll be sure where it came from and what's in it, you tin-hatted, nostalgia-humping, Luddite bastard.


And don't even think about using a compass to get there. My grandpappy told me they work by godless black magic.
 
2012-09-17 07:24:23 PM  

mark12A: Dawww, you're all still butthurt that the Reagan admin stopped the commies from turning central America into a socialist paradise?


Naw. Although that action was illegal.

But what I am really butthurt about is that Reagan sold weapons to the people responsible for bombing the Marine barracks in Beirut, killing hundreds of Americans.

You see, it's the treason that really bugs me. I am sensitive that way.
 
2012-09-17 07:56:44 PM  
Did grampa ever tell about the time he committed an act of treason against the United States, but didn't have to do any jail time because of a technicality?
 
2012-09-17 08:18:34 PM  
Twenty-five years ago at a nearby country high school, a special observance was held to note the bicentennial of the U.S. Constitution. A number of the students attending wore Oliver North T-shirts.

Oh, the ironicalness of it all ...
 
2012-09-17 08:25:54 PM  

KrispyKritter: i've never needed a firearm. i live in civilization where there are supermarkets.


Food (hunting) is one purpose for guns, but hardly the sole purpose. And as Noticeably F.A.T. notes, "need" is not the sole reason to own firearms.
 
2012-09-17 08:34:10 PM  
Warcriminalsayswhat?
 
2012-09-17 09:01:06 PM  
What azimuth does one set to go shooting Amelikites?
 
2012-09-17 09:05:46 PM  

DaSwankOne: KrispyKritter: i've never needed a firearm. i live in civilization where there are supermarkets.

Might be one of the dumbest things I have ever read of Fark. Line up and get fat on that factory farm meat you lemming.


You're doing a good job of derping all up in this thread yourself, chief.
 
2012-09-17 09:26:43 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: You can't have Oliver North without Fawn Hall:

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/off my lawn and out of my bunk


My bed, she would not be kicked out of.
 
2012-09-17 11:23:48 PM  

WorldCitizen: Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.


And how well does that work out when you are off in the woods on a hunting trip weekend? I'm pretty sure most people aren't going to be sitting around reading their bible while hunting but they most certainly will appreciate that compass for getting back out of the woods when the cell phone has a dead battery because it kept boosting its power to fight for a signal with no towers around.
 
2012-09-18 01:06:53 AM  

Diogenes: What? What about the legacy of a name that will forever be associated with treason, failure, and dishonesty? That's a kind of present. One you wouldn't give to your worst enemy, but still.


His name is North, not Obama.
 
2012-09-18 01:33:11 AM  
Wow, I had forgotten about disgraced Private North.

/Will now go forget him again.
 
2012-09-18 02:47:01 AM  
Sigh.
 
2012-09-18 04:59:04 AM  

armoredbulldozer: Diogenes: What? What about the legacy of a name that will forever be associated with treason, failure, and dishonesty? That's a kind of present. One you wouldn't give to your worst enemy, but still.

His name is North, not Obama.


Dude, weak.
 
2012-09-18 06:51:18 AM  

kid_icarus: tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?

Syphilis.

//too far?

Not far enough, d00d.

But nah, this is typical southern macho bullshiat that assumes all of your grandsons will be redneck meatheads that want to blow holes in forest animals and pray to Jeebus. What's Ollie going to do when one of the grandsons is of a, er...sensitive nature...or when one of the granddaughters wants a gun of her own?


Got my oldest and youngest a shotgun at 12. If I'd had a daughter, she'd have gotten one too if she had wanted one. I however wouldn't have appreciated it if either set of grandparents had done it. That would be the parent's decision.
/Rednedk
//not racist or sexit
 
2012-09-19 03:19:39 PM  
Nana's Vibrator 2012-09-17 03:08:41 PM

Hermione_Granger: He should get them air rifles like Atticus got Jem and Scout.

Atticus killed neighborghood dogs. He was sick and so are you
.


Atticus protected his neighbors from getting attacked by a dog with rabies. Just FYI, rabies can still be pretty damned fatal.

Personally, I don't have an objection to teaching children firearm safety. I do, however have a problem with giving children toy guns. If that makes me "sick," so be it.


From the Mayo Clinic Website:
There is no specific treatment for rabies infection. Though a small number of people have survived rabies, the disease is usually fatal. For that reason, anyone thought to have been exposed to rabies receives a series of shots to prevent the infection from taking hold.

Treatment for people bitten by animals with rabies
If you've been bitten by an animal that is known to have rabies, you'll receive a series of shots to prevent the rabies virus from infecting you. If the animal that bit you can't be found, it may be safest to assume that the animal has rabies. But this will depend on several factors, such as the type of animal and the situation in which the bite occurred.

Rabies shots include:

A fast-acting shot (rabies immune globulin) to prevent the virus from infecting you. Part of this injection is given near the area where the animal bit you if possible, as soon as possible after the bite.
A series of rabies vaccines to help your body learn to identify and fight the rabies virus. Rabies vaccines are given as injections in your arm. You receive five injections over 14 days.
 
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