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(610 WIOD)   Oliver North says he gives three presents to his grandchildren when they turn 12; "a shotgun, a bible, and a compass". Paper shredder surprisingly absent   (610wiod.com) divider line 227
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2012-09-17 02:35:23 PM
this is simply another gop operative who should have been in jail for a decade or so.
why people listen to him is beyond me. He fell on his sword to protect Reagan and Poppy Bush.
They pardoned him just like Wolfowitz.
 
2012-09-17 02:36:13 PM
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
 
2012-09-17 02:36:16 PM

Somacandra: [upload.wikimedia.org image 296x442]

R.I.P. NORTH


Roger Ebert on "North":

I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
 
2012-09-17 02:36:57 PM
So they can load their shotgun, pack their bible and use their compass to head due North...
 
2012-09-17 02:37:24 PM
I say we keep the shotgun, trade the compass for whiskey and use the bible for wadding.
 
2012-09-17 02:37:33 PM
Is it awkward that I use "OllieNorth" as a character name in pretty much every MMO I play?
 
2012-09-17 02:37:49 PM
Paper shredder surprisingly absent.

Silly subby. Paper shredders are a law school graduation gift.
 
2012-09-17 02:38:06 PM
Aw, but I wanted a cotton gin.
 
2012-09-17 02:38:55 PM
If you're lost and need to eat, and have horrible aim.

Shotgun.

Need a direction while lost and eating game.

compass.

Need a collection of stories on the hiking trip but don't believe in things like an ereader.

The bible contains several books/stories


added bonus if you're a christian and like to read it.
 
2012-09-17 02:38:56 PM
So they can find his gold?

encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-09-17 02:39:16 PM
Take the compass and face true north, read Genesis3:19b, and blow your head off.
 
2012-09-17 02:40:21 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Now that's how you make those boys into a MAN! And he's only waiting until they're 12 because MOM insisted! Women!
Pining for the old days and when I was a kid and dad and cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon

[i46.tinypic.com image 537x357]

//so vote Republican


What he doesn't tell you is that after giving them those presents he drives them about 200 miles away and releases them into the Shenandoah National Forest and expects them to walk home unassisted if they want to continue to be part of the family. Oh, and the shotgun only has two shells, and he hints to the kid they might want to save one in case they break thier leg, get mauled by a bear of somehow fail to find fresh water.
 
2012-09-17 02:41:04 PM
I still have the .410 I got as a present when I was 14 or so. It's just the thing for pests in the yard. The Bible had those old rice-paper pages, they got used up over time to roll joints. I sold the compass on Ebay not long ago for $100, it was a collectable.

So, all in all, not a bad harvest.
 
2012-09-17 02:41:35 PM
You should be in pen, Oliver, you farking treason committing motherfarker.
 
2012-09-17 02:41:41 PM

NuttierThanEver: Wish I could find the text but I like to post Senator and War hero Daniel Inouye's lecture to Oliver North on the duties of an Officer of the US military in every Ollie North thread. It is the best OH SNAP response to anything that comes out of that assholes mouth.


A minor reason I voted for Jim Webb Was because I knew that he once got to punch Ollie North in the face, repeatedly for about two hours
 
2012-09-17 02:42:00 PM
Dawww, you're all still butthurt that the Reagan admin stopped the commies from turning central America into a socialist paradise?
 
2012-09-17 02:43:09 PM

WorldCitizen: Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.


Yeah, and the compass is some cheap crap made in China while the bible is some toilet-paper quality stuff printed in Indonesia.
 
2012-09-17 02:43:47 PM

TheHighlandHowler: They might already have one:

[www.myservice.com image 250x420]


They might have all three

a3.mzstatic.com

www.christiannewstoday.com
 
2012-09-17 02:44:11 PM

mark12A: Dawww, you're all still butthurt that the Reagan admin stopped the commies from turning central America into a socialist paradise?


THIS.

/even tho the whole 'butthurt' meme annoys me
 
2012-09-17 02:44:24 PM
Shrug, this isn't unusual Bible Belt stuff.
 
2012-09-17 02:44:50 PM

TheHighlandHowler: They might already have one:

[www.myservice.com image 250x420]


I see you're in San Francisco. Looks like SOMA area, am I right?
 
2012-09-17 02:45:23 PM
He's a cheap bastard. That stuff was all left over from the Iran / Contra deals. Pony up some cash and get them a hooker, you knob!
 
2012-09-17 02:45:33 PM
I plan on giving my daughter my first rifle (ruger 10/22) when she turns 10 or 11.

She'll need to learn iron sights before she gets optics.
 
2012-09-17 02:45:38 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Notice he doesn't actually teach the brats to use their new guns.


Or the bible or the compass.
 
2012-09-17 02:47:29 PM
and this lamp, all I need is a shotgun a compass, a bible and this lamp.


and the dog.
 
2012-09-17 02:48:02 PM

Irving Maimway: Came here to mention the lac of Fawn Hall and she's aged very well, still quite the hot little number. I'd let her destroy incriminating evidence for me any day of the week.

//Yes I'm farking old
//Always thought Fawn was hotter than Jessica Hahn or the streetwalker Swaggert ended up with.
//Man 80's sex scandals were better than 90's ones, or is is just me?


They didn't get all obese with too much HFCS sodas and lots of BGH meat.
 
2012-09-17 02:48:31 PM
d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net
 
2012-09-17 02:48:45 PM
What a jerk.
 
2012-09-17 02:50:02 PM
Lemme see. Short the book and walk north until my hat floats..... I can do that.

tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?

Syphilis.

//too far?


Oh well played. I am awed.
 
2012-09-17 02:50:12 PM
www.liketotally80s.com
 
2012-09-17 02:50:51 PM
/ SHOOT the book. Damnitallsomuch.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:07 PM

stpauler: PreMortem: Has this whore got a book coming out or something, who asked him.

How'd you guess? Yup.

He also will be hosting a tour through Israel in January. Almost makes me want to root for Iran.


Well he does know a lot about making deals with Iranians, maybe he can help.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:11 PM

NuttierThanEver: Wish I could find the text but I like to post Senator and War hero Daniel Inouye's lecture to Oliver North on the duties of an Officer of the US military in every Ollie North thread. It is the best OH SNAP response to anything that comes out of that assholes mouth.


http://www.brown.edu/Research/Understanding_the_Iran_Contra_Affair/v- o n22.php
 
2012-09-17 02:51:25 PM
I am very sad to hear that this fascist toady piece of shiat managed to pass on his genes. Let's hope his progeny can do better than he did despite them.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:45 PM
If you're ever in a position to NEED a compass, a smartphone app isn't going to help. For if you have an operable cell phone, you can find your way out of trouble by calling help. A good, Silva orienteering compass seems quite in line with what an Army officer would find valuable. Shotgun? Everyone should learn how to shoot, and I've taught as many 12-year-olds as any age among Boy Scouts. I think it would be pretty damn cool to get a shotgun, especially as a 7th grader.

The bible? What do you want? He's a grandpa... the gifts can't all be winners.

All the criminal/treasonous/political theater past? What do you want? The grandkids can't change that their pop-pop is a bad man.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:57 PM

raerae1980: Well, those are crappy gifts. I'd be a very disappointed 12 year old.


Pssh. Says you. Sounds like a freakin' awesome birthday to me.
 
2012-09-17 02:52:52 PM

Mugato: Who did he get to buy the shotgun, his being a convicted felon and all?


Strictly speaking, he's not. His convictions were vacated on appeal, because witnesses against him were (theoretically, potentially) tainted by the 24/7 coverage of his testimony to Congress. If you want to make his trufans' heads explode, mention that he weaseled out of jail on that technicality thanks to the scum-sucking America-hating criminal-loving defense lawyers of the ACLU.

But as for what he said, it's no big deal. I mean, I give my grandkids Russian-language copies of the Communist Manifesto, explosives suitable for blowing up oil pipelines, and framed portraits of Leon Czolgosz. Or at least that's what I'd say if my extremist fringe would pony up the welfare checks this guy gets from his.
 
2012-09-17 02:52:59 PM

TypoFlyspray: / SHOOT the book. Damnitallsomuch.


What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!
 
2012-09-17 02:53:43 PM
I could use a compass, sometimes my gps cannot find enough satellites up in the hills.
 
2012-09-17 02:54:00 PM
www.foreignpolicy.com
 
2012-09-17 02:54:16 PM
I think I was 13 when my dad bought me a shotgun. We already had a bible and I didn't have much need of a compass. I was a pretty good woodsman without it.
 
2012-09-17 02:55:00 PM

Posh Naranek: Shrug, this isn't unusual Bible Belt stuff.


Just like their obsession with domestic violence.
 
2012-09-17 02:55:16 PM

cwolf20: If you're lost and need to eat, and have horrible aim.

Shotgun.

Need a direction while lost and eating game.

compass.

Need a collection of stories on the hiking trip but don't believe in things like an ereader.

The bible contains several books/stories


added bonus if you're a christian and like to read it.


I acknowledge that people read the bible, but I refuse to believe that anyone actually likes to read it.
 
2012-09-17 02:56:02 PM
"No thanks grandpa. I plan on cashing in on my relation to you by becoming a writer. I was crawling around in your attic the other day and I found some of those plans you had to suspend the Constitution. Cool. How about some notes on that time you and Ronnie came up with the notion that a nuclear war was winnable? It would have been fun to grow up in a post-win world."
 
2012-09-17 02:56:07 PM
But I thought saying that Republicans clung to their bibles and guns was inaccurate?
 
2012-09-17 02:56:51 PM
My very Boobiesol was a cap & ball Colt, shoots as fast as lightning but it loads a might slow.
 
2012-09-17 02:57:07 PM

stpauler: PreMortem: Has this whore got a book coming out or something, who asked him.

How'd you guess? Yup.

He also will be hosting a tour through Israel in January. Almost makes me want to root for Iran.


Wait. A dude made famous for selling weapons to IRAN is going to take a tour in Israel?
 
2012-09-17 02:57:14 PM
i47.tinypic.com

I'm sure the kids will be fine.
 
2012-09-17 02:57:21 PM
Umm...why do we give a flying fark what this criminal scum bag gives his grandchildren?
 
2012-09-17 02:58:22 PM
Semper Fib, Ollie, you sack of poop.
 
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