Somacandra: [upload.wikimedia.org image 296x442]R.I.P. NORTH
tallguywithglasseson: Now that's how you make those boys into a MAN! And he's only waiting until they're 12 because MOM insisted! Women!Pining for the old days and when I was a kid and dad and cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon[i46.tinypic.com image 537x357]//so vote Republican
NuttierThanEver: Wish I could find the text but I like to post Senator and War hero Daniel Inouye's lecture to Oliver North on the duties of an Officer of the US military in every Ollie North thread. It is the best OH SNAP response to anything that comes out of that assholes mouth.
WorldCitizen: Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.
TheHighlandHowler: They might already have one:[www.myservice.com image 250x420]
mark12A: Dawww, you're all still butthurt that the Reagan admin stopped the commies from turning central America into a socialist paradise?
The My Little Pony Killer: Notice he doesn't actually teach the brats to use their new guns.
Irving Maimway: Came here to mention the lac of Fawn Hall and she's aged very well, still quite the hot little number. I'd let her destroy incriminating evidence for me any day of the week.//Yes I'm farking old//Always thought Fawn was hotter than Jessica Hahn or the streetwalker Swaggert ended up with.//Man 80's sex scandals were better than 90's ones, or is is just me?
tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?Syphilis.//too far?
stpauler: PreMortem: Has this whore got a book coming out or something, who asked him.How'd you guess? Yup.He also will be hosting a tour through Israel in January. Almost makes me want to root for Iran.
raerae1980: Well, those are crappy gifts. I'd be a very disappointed 12 year old.
Mugato: Who did he get to buy the shotgun, his being a convicted felon and all?
TypoFlyspray: / SHOOT the book. Damnitallsomuch.
Posh Naranek: Shrug, this isn't unusual Bible Belt stuff.
cwolf20: If you're lost and need to eat, and have horrible aim.Shotgun.Need a direction while lost and eating game.compass.Need a collection of stories on the hiking trip but don't believe in things like an ereader.The bible contains several books/storiesadded bonus if you're a christian and like to read it.
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