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(610 WIOD)   Oliver North says he gives three presents to his grandchildren when they turn 12; "a shotgun, a bible, and a compass". Paper shredder surprisingly absent   (610wiod.com) divider line 227
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2012-09-17 10:44:35 AM
so they can find their bible and shoot it?
 
2012-09-17 10:45:09 AM
Well, those are crappy gifts. I'd be a very disappointed 12 year old.
 
2012-09-17 10:45:46 AM
If I was a 12 year old, I wouldn't mind that present.
 
2012-09-17 10:48:06 AM
Forget that. Give me 1980s Fawn Hall.

Rawr!
 
2012-09-17 10:48:29 AM
"Oh! Cool, a gun! And some.. other.. things. Thanks, Grandpa!"
 
2012-09-17 10:51:08 AM
"Grandpa, do you even know what an iPad is?"
 
2012-09-17 10:54:36 AM
"Grandpa, why aren't you in federal prison?"
 
2012-09-17 10:54:38 AM
Tea PArtiers just came reading this headline.
 
2012-09-17 10:58:28 AM
I'd be ashamed to have a traitor as grandfather.
 
2012-09-17 11:00:09 AM
Wny do they need compasses, anyways? I'm pretty sure finding North is pretty easy for them. (Get it? Get it???)
 
2012-09-17 11:00:23 AM
A moral compass?
 
2012-09-17 11:00:32 AM
Now that's how you make those boys into a MAN! And he's only waiting until they're 12 because MOM insisted! Women!
Pining for the old days and when I was a kid and dad and cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon

i46.tinypic.com

//so vote Republican
 
2012-09-17 11:01:25 AM

Rev.K: A moral compass?


A 'what would Jesus do' moral compass would look something like a regular compass with North, South, East and West replaced with "Be Nice."
 
2012-09-17 11:01:34 AM
He's not a very good Christian if he waits until his grandkids are twelve before giving them a Bible.
 
2012-09-17 11:01:54 AM
Hey, Ollie, there are apps for two of those things. Ask your grandchildren about them.
 
2012-09-17 11:13:06 AM
Wish I could find the text but I like to post Senator and War hero Daniel Inouye's lecture to Oliver North on the duties of an Officer of the US military in every Ollie North thread. It is the best OH SNAP response to anything that comes out of that assholes mouth.
 
2012-09-17 11:15:09 AM

tallguywithglasseson:

[i46.tinypic.com image 537x357]



looks like the kind of chainsaw you would plug in
 
2012-09-17 11:17:11 AM
What? What about the legacy of a name that will forever be associated with treason, failure, and dishonesty? That's a kind of present. One you wouldn't give to your worst enemy, but still.
 
2012-09-17 11:18:11 AM
If I got my own shotgun at age 12, I'd be pretty happy. All I got was my .22 plinking rifle.
 
2012-09-17 11:31:59 AM
*Guilty Kitty j.peg*
 
I got you a moral compass but I shredded and eated it.
 
2012-09-17 11:34:30 AM
They might already have one:

www.myservice.com
 
2012-09-17 11:35:11 AM
Has this whore got a book coming out or something, who asked him.
 
2012-09-17 11:43:48 AM

PreMortem: Has this whore got a book coming out or something, who asked him.


How'd you guess? Yup.

He also will be hosting a tour through Israel in January. Almost makes me want to root for Iran.
 
2012-09-17 11:44:51 AM
And when they turn 18 they give themselves the present of a Petition to the Court to Change a Name.
 
2012-09-17 11:45:55 AM
I got a 20 gauge when I turned 12.. Didn't get a 12 gauge until 14 :(

Already had the bible and compass.. slackers.
 
2012-09-17 11:46:51 AM
Notice he doesn't actually teach the brats to use their new guns.
 
2012-09-17 11:47:38 AM
Nice, closing the loop from another thread.

Oliver North, a convicted felon.
William Clinton, never convicted.
 
2012-09-17 11:48:40 AM
I see ole Ollie is still running guns...

/ bah dump-bump
 
2012-09-17 11:53:38 AM
"I say that if you learn to use all three - the shotgun, the bible and the compass - you will never be lost, you will never be hungry and you need fear nothing, but you must learn to use all three."

Says the member of the political party that can cultivate fear like nobody else. They've got plenty of shotguns and bibles but it doesn't seem to help.
 
2012-09-17 11:56:46 AM
Those are shiatty gifts. If I was any age, and someone gave me any of those things as a Christmas present, I'd think they didn't really like me very much.
 
2012-09-17 12:03:03 PM
You can't have Oliver North without Fawn Hall:

Then --

3.bp.blogspot.com1.bp.blogspot.com

Now ----

www.corbisimages.com 

/off my lawn and out of my bunk
 
2012-09-17 12:04:21 PM
What does he give his grand daughters?
 
2012-09-17 12:06:08 PM

kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?


Syphilis.

//too far?
 
2012-09-17 12:08:34 PM
How about copies of the US Constitution and your oath of service?
 
2012-09-17 12:09:07 PM
Came here to mention the lac of Fawn Hall and she's aged very well, still quite the hot little number. I'd let her destroy incriminating evidence for me any day of the week.

//Yes I'm farking old
//Always thought Fawn was hotter than Jessica Hahn or the streetwalker Swaggert ended up with.
//Man 80's sex scandals were better than 90's ones, or is is just me?
 
2012-09-17 12:17:42 PM

tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?

Syphilis.

//too far?


Not far enough, d00d.

But nah, this is typical southern macho bullshiat that assumes all of your grandsons will be redneck meatheads that want to blow holes in forest animals and pray to Jeebus. What's Ollie going to do when one of the grandsons is of a, er...sensitive nature...or when one of the granddaughters wants a gun of her own?
 
2012-09-17 12:24:37 PM
Could you get any more stereotypical?

Who did he get to buy the shotgun, his being a convicted felon and all?
 
2012-09-17 12:26:14 PM

kid_icarus: tallguywithglasseson: kid_icarus: What does he give his grand daughters?

Syphilis.

//too far?

Not far enough, d00d.

But nah, this is typical southern macho bullshiat that assumes all of your grandsons will be redneck meatheads that want to blow holes in forest animals and pray to Jeebus. What's Ollie going to do when one of the grandsons is of a, er...sensitive nature...or when one of the granddaughters wants a gun of her own?


He'll shoot it out of them.
 
2012-09-17 12:31:01 PM
the compass is the only thing i would want. you can keep the other two
 
2012-09-17 12:46:27 PM
"A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not. As the Tower board reported, what began as a strategic opening to Iran deteriorated, in its implementation, into trading arms for hostages. This runs counter to my own beliefs, to administration policy, and to the original strategy we had in mind."
-Ronald Reagan

"Ronald Reagan knew of and approved a great deal of what went on with both the Iranian initiative and private efforts on behalf of the contras and he received regular, detailed briefings on both.... I have no doubt that he was told about the use of residuals for the Contras, and that he approved it. Enthusiastically."
-Oliver North


Attention right wingers: They can't both be telling the truth.
 
2012-09-17 01:04:53 PM

kid_icarus: But nah, this is typical southern macho bullshiat that assumes all of your grandsons will be redneck meatheads that want to blow holes in forest animals and pray to Jeebus


Grandson: "But Grandpa, I don't want to kill anything"
Ollie: "OH YES YOU DO" [shoves bible into grandson's chest]
 
2012-09-17 01:04:58 PM

Mugato: Could you get any more stereotypical?

Who did he get to buy the shotgun, his being a convicted felon and all?


His felony convictions were vacated by the ACLU and an activist judge.
 
2012-09-17 01:06:24 PM
"The shotgun symbolizes the weapons I sold to Iran, the Bible symbolizes the one I swore an oath on and then lied to Congress, and the last one is to remind you that grandpa has no moral compass."
 
2012-09-17 01:56:15 PM
subby: Paper shredder surprisingly absent

you can use the shotgun for that.
 
2012-09-17 02:13:29 PM
Hmm. I would have imagined a custom Fleshlight modeled after Fawn Hall's vagina. But then again I'm the cynical type.
 
2012-09-17 02:15:21 PM

ManateeGag: you can use the shotgun for that.


Not quite as efficient, but a hell of a lot more fun.
 
2012-09-17 02:20:55 PM
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R.I.P. NORTH
 
2012-09-17 02:32:15 PM
And Muslim extremists give their kids AK-47s, the Koran, and a cell phone. And the rest of us just try to not be collateral damage in the ongoing war between the fundies.
 
2012-09-17 02:33:14 PM
"Paper shredder surprisingly absent"

That's what the shotgun is for.
 
2012-09-17 02:35:22 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Now that's how you make those boys into a MAN! And he's only waiting until they're 12 because MOM insisted! Women!


He must be whipped. The littlebopper got his first gun at 8:

i47.tinypic.com

I was a tad younger when I got my first gun:

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