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(Examiner)   Examiner: "Did Hillary Clinton send a gay ambassador [Christopher Stevens] to Libya as intentional provocation?" What the fark am I reading   (examiner.com) divider line 122
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2012-09-17 10:02:31 AM  
Of course. But it wasn't provocation. How else are you going to make Libya a fabulous place?
 
2012-09-17 10:06:51 AM  
FTA: Hillary Clinton has been spending US taxpayer dollars to fund homosexual pride events in foreign countries.

Lawlz!

That reminds me. I have some ocean front property in Colorado up for sale. Anyone interested in buying?
 
2012-09-17 10:11:09 AM  
I think she sent him there to chew down any large trees on the embassy property.
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2012-09-17 10:15:23 AM  

stpauler: I think she sent him there to chew down any large trees on the embassy property.
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You win.
 
2012-09-17 10:20:34 AM  
Didn't know he was gay. Don't care although the gay community (everyone) should be very proud of him.
 
2012-09-17 10:22:28 AM  
That's alot of insanity to unravel. So let's put that aside for a moment and pretend the premise is accurate. Then let's ask ourselves: "To what end? Why would you incite riots across the Muslim world a month and a half before an election?"
 
2012-09-17 10:23:12 AM  

mrshowrules: Didn't know he was gay. Don't care although the gay community (everyone) should be very proud of him.


Well, only right-wing blogs have been saying he's gay so far.
 
2012-09-17 10:24:22 AM  

mrshowrules: Didn't know he was gay. Don't care although the gay community (everyone) should be very proud of him.


I checked the Big Gay Secret Global Roster and didn't see him listed.
 
2012-09-17 10:26:43 AM  
How the hell is his sexuality relevant?

These are the same assholes who thought making Madeline Albright Secretary of State would enrage the middle east, and therefore we shouldn't have done it.

Guess what: We'll name whoever the fark we want as Ambassador, and you can either accept that person, or get yourself on our shiat list.
 
2012-09-17 10:27:07 AM  

Diogenes: mrshowrules: Didn't know he was gay. Don't care although the gay community (everyone) should be very proud of him.

I checked the Big Gay Secret Global Roster and didn't see him listed.


Sssssh! You can't let our enemies know of 'the Roster.' You'll damage the progress of The Agenda (tm).
 
2012-09-17 10:30:16 AM  

Cythraul: Diogenes: mrshowrules: Didn't know he was gay. Don't care although the gay community (everyone) should be very proud of him.

I checked the Big Gay Secret Global Roster and didn't see him listed.

Sssssh! You can't let our enemies know of 'the Roster.' You'll damage the progress of The Agenda (tm).


Little matter. They'll never break our 128-prick encryption.
 
2012-09-17 10:36:17 AM  
Seriously, I wish she'd had the sac to do that. If the residents of New York City can put up with the hundreds of crooks, bigots, slobs and shiatheads who continually descend on the UN in the name of diplomacy, then these other theocracies can STFU and learn to deal with the occasional gay diplomat in a world that is leaving their medieval thinking in the dust.

Say, Barney Frank's retiring...I wonder if he wants a challenging new gig. He's not real diplomatic, though.
 
2012-09-17 10:36:31 AM  
That "homo" went down with the ship and whoever wrote this despicable piece should farking kill themselves.
 
2012-09-17 10:37:14 AM  
Whut? David Duke's gayer twin? I'm afraid, very afraid.

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2012-09-17 10:38:03 AM  

Gulper Eel: Say, Barney Frank's retiring...I wonder if he wants a challenging new gig. He's not real diplomatic, though.


No, he's not real diplomatic at all. Just ask the Log Cabin Republicans.
 
2012-09-17 10:41:36 AM  
But more importantly... is Hillary Clinton intentionally being a woman to provoke sexist mid-east leaders and diplomats!
 
2012-09-17 10:43:11 AM  
The guy lived and died for his country, I don't think you should be questioning anything about the man other than how f*cking awesome he was. (I'll give you a hint, it's somewhere around Bruce Lee and the fictional John McClane from Die Hard.)

In particular, STFU about the guy's sexuality. It's his business not yours. His corpse is not smacking its rigor mortis dick in your face, although maybe that would be fitting considering how often your readers slobber all over Reagan's genitals.
 
2012-09-17 10:45:04 AM  
Didn't Bush want to send the gay heir to the Hormel Meat Packing fortune as ambassador to Luxembourg, and it was opposed by his party?

/I only remember this, obviously, for the "meat packing" jokes.
 
2012-09-17 10:45:10 AM  
How dare he be gay. Provocateur.
 
2012-09-17 10:46:58 AM  
I didn't know Ambassador Stevens was gay. Now that I know, I couldn't care less. I also don't see why anyone else should care, either.
 
2012-09-17 10:51:53 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I also don't see why anyone else should care, either.


I'd like to get to that point where we're all indifferent to orientation and tell funny stories about how our parents and grandparents used to go batshiat at the mere thought of homosexuality, but in the meantime it's good to have positive role models.
 
2012-09-17 10:57:06 AM  
Bussey called. He wants his chickletts back.
 
2012-09-17 11:02:48 AM  

Diogenes: That's alot of insanity to unravel. So let's put that aside for a moment and pretend the premise is accurate. Then let's ask ourselves: "To what end? Why would you incite riots across the Muslim world a month and a half before an election?"


Hillary is trying to sabotage the President so Mittens wins the election... After four more hellish years of Bush policies not working, she rides to victory in the next election...duh

Of course four more solid years of improvement under Obama would nearly make her a lock if she were to run also, but that doesn't make nearly as good press.
 
2012-09-17 11:06:27 AM  

sno man: Diogenes: That's alot of insanity to unravel. So let's put that aside for a moment and pretend the premise is accurate. Then let's ask ourselves: "To what end? Why would you incite riots across the Muslim world a month and a half before an election?"

Hillary is trying to sabotage the President so Mittens wins the election... After four more hellish years of Bush policies not working, she rides to victory in the next election...duh

Of course four more solid years of improvement under Obama would nearly make her a lock if she were to run also, but that doesn't make nearly as good press.


That's a great explanation, and thanks for your help in interpreting this guy. I don't speak Derp. ;-)
 
2012-09-17 11:15:32 AM  

Gulper Eel: Seriously, I wish she'd had the sac to do that.


Or maybe she sent him because he spoke Arabic and had previously served in Libya as Deputy Chief of Mission and Special Representative to the National Transitional Council. Because qualifications for an Ambassador should have nothing to do with going out of your way to piss off the country you're sending them too.
 
2012-09-17 11:22:59 AM  
Every click you make on the Examiner means that the writer of the article gets paid. I refuse to give money to whackjobs.
 
2012-09-17 11:28:07 AM  

sno man: Diogenes: That's alot of insanity to unravel. So let's put that aside for a moment and pretend the premise is accurate. Then let's ask ourselves: "To what end? Why would you incite riots across the Muslim world a month and a half before an election?"

Hillary is trying to sabotage the President so Mittens wins the election... After four more hellish years of Bush policies not working, she rides to victory in the next election...duh

Of course four more solid years of improvement under Obama would nearly make her a lock if she were to run also, but that doesn't make nearly as good press.


The housing market is starting to recover in earnest right now. If unemployment continues to drop at this rate (albeit slowly) it could be a 6% by the next election cycle. The DNC has lots of good candidates that could take it in 2016.
 
2012-09-17 11:31:40 AM  
Apparently our gaydar-jamming equipment has failed again.

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2012-09-17 11:32:17 AM  

Diogenes: sno man: Diogenes: That's alot of insanity to unravel. So let's put that aside for a moment and pretend the premise is accurate. Then let's ask ourselves: "To what end? Why would you incite riots across the Muslim world a month and a half before an election?"

Hillary is trying to sabotage the President so Mittens wins the election... After four more hellish years of Bush policies not working, she rides to victory in the next election...duh

Of course four more solid years of improvement under Obama would nearly make her a lock if she were to run also, but that doesn't make nearly as good press.

That's a great explanation, and thanks for your help in interpreting this guy. I don't speak Derp. ;-)


I just got my super secret Derp Decoder Ring in the mail...
 
2012-09-17 11:34:24 AM  
My god, the next thing you know the US will be sending a FEMALE Secretary of State to Muslim nations that tend to think women should be silent and take whatever a man gives them. It will be a huge insult to those nations and a devastating blow for US foreign policy!

As a supposed leader in human rights, we should always conform to the bigotries of the host country!
 
2012-09-17 11:35:35 AM  

mahuika: Well, only right-wing blogs have been saying he's gay so far.


And if anyone knows what's gay it's the right wing.
 
2012-09-17 11:51:01 AM  

Cythraul: ocean front property in Colorado


Give it 50 years...
 
2012-09-17 11:53:56 AM  

Godscrack: mahuika: Well, only right-wing blogs have been saying he's gay so far.

And if anyone knows what's gay it's the right wing.


Good point.
 
2012-09-17 12:15:32 PM  

Diogenes: That's alot of insanity to unravel. So let's put that aside for a moment and pretend the premise is accurate. Then let's ask ourselves: "To what end? Why would you incite riots across the Muslim world a month and a half before an election?"



I dunno.  I have no mind for strategy.  I really miss Vincini.
 
2012-09-17 12:23:57 PM  
Just Say No to examiner.com links.
 
2012-09-17 12:24:02 PM  

stpauler: I think she sent him there to chew down any large trees on the embassy property.
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Teeth the size of bathroom tiles...

/thank you Harvard Lampoon and Bored of the Rings
 
2012-09-17 12:24:34 PM  
what a farking detestable article...
 
2012-09-17 12:25:55 PM  
FTA: Hillary Clinton has been spending US taxpayer dollars to fund homosexual pride events in foreign countries


Right, because he's gay and we all know that gay is contagious, therefore the Secretary of State is using taxpayer money to make foreign countries gay.
 
2012-09-17 12:29:55 PM  
What the fark is this shait?
 
2012-09-17 12:30:00 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Gulper Eel: Seriously, I wish she'd had the sac to do that.

Or maybe she sent him because he spoke Arabic and had previously served in Libya as Deputy Chief of Mission and Special Representative to the National Transitional Council. Because qualifications for an Ambassador should have nothing to do with going out of your way to piss off the country you're sending them too.



Crazy talk.  How do you explain his 4 hair dressers that died with him? 
 
2012-09-17 12:31:55 PM  

RexTalionis: Every click you make on the Examiner means that the writer of the article gets paid. I refuse to give money to whackjobs.


Dude's a farking racist homophobic loon.
Adding the Examiner to links I will not be clicking.



Link


And fark you, modmins, for greenlighting this steaming pile of crap.

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2012-09-17 12:33:00 PM  
Can we just nuke SC and be done with it.

/then Kansas
 
2012-09-17 12:33:30 PM  
I hope that this will be bad... for Obama.
 
2012-09-17 12:34:37 PM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: Diogenes: mrshowrules: Didn't know he was gay. Don't care although the gay community (everyone) should be very proud of him.

I checked the Big Gay Secret Global Roster and didn't see him listed.

Sssssh! You can't let our enemies know of 'the Roster.' You'll damage the progress of The Agenda (tm).

Little matter. They'll never break our 128-prick encryption.


www.vh1.com
 
2012-09-17 12:36:00 PM  
i449.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 12:36:48 PM  

Cythraul: FTA: Hillary Clinton has been spending US taxpayer dollars to fund homosexual pride events in foreign countries.

Lawlz!

That reminds me. I have some ocean front property in Colorado up for sale. Anyone interested in buying?


Depends. Is the ocean close enough to a mountain for cliff diving?
 
2012-09-17 12:37:31 PM  

Maud Dib: Dude's a farking racist homophobic loon.


LOL, he's one of those idiots who boycotted "Thor" because of the black guy.
 
2012-09-17 12:37:40 PM  

unlikely: Cythraul: ocean front property in Colorado

Give it 50 years...


Nah, all of CO is far too high up.
 
2012-09-17 12:38:22 PM  
They're really trying to throw crap on the wall to see if it sticks that this is somehow Obama's fault.
 
2012-09-17 12:42:07 PM  
What an incredibly offensive article.
 
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