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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes: I'm not crazy and I DEFINITELY didn't smoke weed in my car, and I want to thank all of you for the great publicity, my agent is taking requests for auditions. Okay, well maybe she didn't say the last part out loud   (tmz.com) divider line 104
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2012-09-17 02:57:09 PM  

Zerochance: [i2.listal.com image 400x853]

Damn. What a waste.


Rest of her don't look too bad either!
 
2012-09-17 02:57:19 PM  
Did the interview take place in a hot tub?

How about a plate of spaghetti?
 
2012-09-17 03:01:25 PM  
She obviously needs a older more mature man in her life.

I'll volunteer
 
2012-09-17 03:13:08 PM  
I'm pretty sure she's not going to have to audition for Interracial Backdoor Sluts 9, but then again maybe the director wants his too.
 
2012-09-17 03:16:23 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


did you crash into things on a weekly basis?
 
2012-09-17 03:18:22 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Your comment reminds me of a buddy of mine whose favorite weekend pastime was to smoke a boatload of weed and then ride his bicycle around on Saturday mornings.

Sometimes, I'd get a call from him 50 miles away wanting a ride home.

Too bad this chick doesn't ride a bike.


And did you give your buddy a ride? I mean at some point he must have realized that he rode his bike to the point where he would be too tired to ride it back home and he was just counting on someone like you to pick him up.

50 miles? Really? I would do that for a friend once, maybe even twice but I'd tell him the next time he rides his bike to nowhere that it had better be much closer to his home.

You know what's 50 miles away from where I live? A big city. There are hotels there. Get a farking hotel room and ride back the next day is what I'd tell him.
 
2012-09-17 03:18:48 PM  
Who
 
2012-09-17 03:27:28 PM  
I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.
 
2012-09-17 03:34:09 PM  
Who!
 
2012-09-17 03:42:51 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


Number of people who care: -1
 
2012-09-17 04:12:11 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1


Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.
 
2012-09-17 04:21:00 PM  
I can't help but see her as the girl from "All That". It's kinda sad really.
 
2012-09-17 04:25:16 PM  
Barry McCackiner:

Amanda call me I don't judge

Here, I'll get a man da call you.

i50.tinypic.com

Hey, I won't judge.
 
2012-09-17 04:25:21 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


Gym, 26 minutes?
 
2012-09-17 04:25:54 PM  
She can blow my whistle baby!
 
2012-09-17 04:28:37 PM  
I eagerly anticipate the followup Playboy shoot and article.
 
2012-09-17 04:38:14 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Zombie DJ: Um...............yeah.

My sister in law is very schizophrenic and the only time she says she's all better is when she stops taking her medicine.
It's also about that time aliens come in a cut hair and destroy her house while shes sleeping.

Is she hot?


Is she stabby? Who am I kidding? Of course she is!
 
2012-09-17 04:46:34 PM  
You know if you are a wealthy actress who wants to smoke weed while driving around then why not hire a driver?
 
2012-09-17 04:48:19 PM  
They're always cutest right before they drop off the edge.
/startling lack of pics in this thread.
news.rin.ru
 
2012-09-17 04:55:13 PM  

kevers22: Well, to be fair to her, what was in her car looked more like tobacco.


/or the worst looking weed I've seen in a long time
//Surely she can afford better than that.
///I'll stop calling you Surely.


Some of the "Spice" variants look like that.
 
2012-09-17 04:57:05 PM  
lol.... a female smoking tobacco out of a pipe in her parked car is even crazier than had it been marijuana. She should've just cut her losses there.
 
2012-09-17 04:57:08 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1

Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.


Well it's really still one. Your one and his zero. This is binary 1 or 0, there is no -1 option.
 
2012-09-17 05:02:39 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1

Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.

Well it's really still one. Your one and his zero. This is binary 1 or 0, there is no -1 option.


There are 10 types of people that get binary...
 
2012-09-17 05:28:54 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence. And secondly on your rides to get tacos did you have a habit of running into other cars and leaving the scene?
 
2012-09-17 05:34:32 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Zombie DJ: Um...............yeah.

My sister in law is very schizophrenic and the only time she says she's all better is when she stops taking her medicine.
It's also about that time aliens come in a cut hair and destroy her house while shes sleeping.

Is she hot?


She used to look like Chrissie Hines from the Pretenders.
Now she.....well she looks like Chrissie Hines from the Pretenders would now years later.
 
mjg
2012-09-17 05:47:42 PM  
She's just 'tired and emotional'
 
2012-09-17 06:00:10 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


This might be the douche-iest thing I have read on Fark in awhile. Congrats.
 
2012-09-17 06:00:35 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


At least I know who Lohan is.
 
2012-09-17 06:01:42 PM  

ongbok: Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.

First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence. And secondly on your rides to get tacos did you have a habit of running into other cars and leaving the scene?


It wouldn't be good to brag about running into cars. But getting high and driving around safely seems like acceptable material.
 
2012-09-17 06:10:59 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1

Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.


I was counting myself and the person reading the comment at that moment. It's a perpetual -1.
 
2012-09-17 06:19:53 PM  

Barry McCackiner: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

This might be the douche-iest thing I have read on Fark in awhile. Congrats.


Well, he could have said "Beemer".
 
2012-09-17 06:58:48 PM  

Mugato: Barry McCackiner: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

This might be the douche-iest thing I have read on Fark in awhile. Congrats.

Well, he could have said "Beemer".


Just adds fuel to the fire that all BMW drivers are assholes!
 
2012-09-17 07:02:22 PM  
 
2012-09-17 07:44:01 PM  
She's quickly turning into this:

thefamewhoreblog.com
 
2012-09-17 07:54:13 PM  

ongbok: I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.

First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence.



No shiat! Wait until sober then start bragging.
 
2012-09-17 07:59:43 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: She's quickly turning into this:

[thefamewhoreblog.com image 300x230]


At least she could play a few power chords.
 
2012-09-17 08:05:27 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


2tfu.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-17 08:13:40 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: No shiat! Wait until sober then start bragging.


Wait, wait, wait--tell me more about this "when sober." People do that?
 
2012-09-17 08:41:12 PM  
Cops don't bother tossing impounded cars for different things to bust the owner with?
 
2012-09-17 09:21:48 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.
////now if you'll excuse me I have to take my 7 which gets me to the gym in less than 26 minutes


Adjusted.
 
2012-09-17 09:26:24 PM  

Mandapants: Cops don't bother tossing impounded cars for different things to bust the owner with?


Depends. You can't just automatically search an impounded vehicle unless the crime allows for it. What's your PC to search a vehicle after a suspended license charge?

Now department policy might allow for an inventory of the car prior to towing so the owner can't say that there was a rolex in the console that was stolen. That could lead to additional charges.
 
2012-09-17 09:32:53 PM  
 
2012-09-17 09:42:20 PM  
Um, I guessed she was crazy the first time I saw her. Just sayin'.
 
2012-09-17 10:10:33 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: She's quickly turning into this:

[thefamewhoreblog.com image 300x230]


She had her husband killed?
 
2012-09-17 11:41:23 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


Kudos. I've always wanted the trifecta. It's like hmm how big a car do I want to drive today.
 
2012-09-18 12:33:19 AM  

ongbok: Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.

First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence. And secondly on your rides to get tacos did you have a habit of running into other cars and leaving the scene?


You have an odd definition of bragging.

I'm just stating it as a fact. I used to smoke a lot of pot in my car in my 20s. And no, I never ran into any other cars when I went to get tacos, but you know what? I used to buy margaritas at the taco place back then too. I used to drink beer in my car also. It was legal. So farking what? Smoking pot in my car wasn't legal, but drinking was.

I never killed anyone, I never crashed my car.

So what?
 
HBK
2012-09-18 04:36:31 AM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


You could probably trade those three old ass-cars for a new decent one. Like maybe a Honda Accord or something.
 
2012-09-18 10:28:59 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Kurmudgeon: They're always cutest right before they drop off the edge.
/startling lack of pics in this thread.
[news.rin.ru image 420x546]

startling lack of pics in most hot woman treads, don't be surprised it is the new gay fark.


Most people here have just figured out how to use GIS.
 
2012-09-18 11:27:52 AM  
www.malcolminthemiddle.co.uk

Welcome to my world...
 
2012-09-18 03:16:32 PM  
WHY IS IT A BIG farkING DEAL THAT A B-LISTER SMOKES A BIT OF WEED? GBTW PEOPLE.
 
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