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(TMZ)   Amanda Bynes: I'm not crazy and I DEFINITELY didn't smoke weed in my car, and I want to thank all of you for the great publicity, my agent is taking requests for auditions. Okay, well maybe she didn't say the last part out loud   (tmz.com) divider line 104
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2012-09-17 08:11:59 AM  
ll-media.tmz.com

Maybe it was just crack......
 
2012-09-17 08:24:52 AM  
She's not crazy, she's just a little unwell
 
2012-09-17 08:25:21 AM  
Chipmunk Girl doth protest too much.

Lock. Her. Up.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:50 AM  
Lohan did it better.
 
2012-09-17 08:36:18 AM  
Send her to me I will straighten her up!!!
 
2012-09-17 08:38:50 AM  
And her car got impounded yesterday.


Well, problem solved.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:54 AM  
Those cops, all she wanted was a pepsi and they didn't give her one.
 
2012-09-17 09:20:58 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Those cops, all she wanted was a pepsi and they didn't give her one.


*golf clap*
 
2012-09-17 09:56:04 AM  
So what is the over/under on the start of the porn career?
 
2012-09-17 10:17:50 AM  
All these star-struck LA cops (and I use the word "star" very loosely) who didn't throw her in the clink long ago are responsible for whoever she kills in the future. Cops judges and lawyers usually have massive egos regarding their own power. One would think that the ones in LA would be sick of this preferential shiat.
 
2012-09-17 10:23:50 AM  
Do we really need to get an Amanda Bynes update from TMZ *every single day*?

/don't answer "yes", because you know you're only lying to yourself
 
2012-09-17 11:36:54 AM  
Okay, so she's bipolar. Moving on...
 
2012-09-17 11:39:49 AM  
B*tch is batsh*t crazy. I've seen the pic of what was in the cup holder in her car. It wasn't tobacco, it was marijuana.
 
2012-09-17 11:43:33 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Those cops, all she wanted was a pepsi and they didn't give her one.


Roook: She's not crazy, she's just a little unwell


She's not sick, but she's not well...
 
2012-09-17 11:48:57 AM  
Well, she went down to dinner in her Sunday best
Excitable girl, they all said
And she rubbed the pot roast all over her chest
Excitable girl, they all said
 
2012-09-17 11:55:11 AM  
I'd farkkk Amanda Bynes.
 
2012-09-17 11:55:52 AM  
Its not so bad. They give you a glass of warm milk and a total frontal lobotomy.
 
2012-09-17 12:07:18 PM  
I don't know about you, but if these asinine sites like TMZ would disappear tomorrow, I would not shed a tear.
 
2012-09-17 12:07:59 PM  
maybe it was crack.
 
2012-09-17 12:10:56 PM  
Um...............yeah.

My sister in law is very schizophrenic and the only time she says she's all better is when she stops taking her medicine.
It's also about that time aliens come in a cut hair and destroy her house while shes sleeping.
 
2012-09-17 12:13:15 PM  

bwilson27: I'd farkkk Amanda Bynes.


Is that when you burn a cross in her yard when you're done?
 
2012-09-17 12:13:50 PM  
"I'm not crazy!"
INSTITUTIONALIZED!
 
2012-09-17 12:14:07 PM  

Zombie DJ: Um...............yeah.

My sister in law is very schizophrenic and the only time she says she's all better is when she stops taking her medicine.
It's also about that time aliens come in a cut hair and destroy her house while shes sleeping.


Is she hot?
 
2012-09-17 12:15:26 PM  

DanZero: Do we really need to get an Amanda Bynes update from TMZ *every single day*?

/don't answer "yes", because you know you're only lying to yourself


Until she's thrown behind bars for good or something equivalent happens...

/My answer was 'Aw hell no!'
 
2012-09-17 12:19:05 PM  
So... she's stupid. I'm glad that's settled.
 
2012-09-17 12:23:25 PM  
Suicidal Tendencies is an awesome band.
 
2012-09-17 12:26:08 PM  

Mugato: All these star-struck LA cops (and I use the word "star" very loosely) who didn't throw her in the clink long ago are responsible for whoever she kills in the future. Cops judges and lawyers usually have massive egos regarding their own power. One would think that the ones in LA would be sick of this preferential shiat.


Nah.

The cops and judges want to protect their careers. The Hollywood lawyers have lots of money and lots of connections, and if they don't want one of their starlets in jail, she won't go to jail. You don't like it? You're fired.

What I don't understand is why any judge or police officer lives in LA. For that matter, why does ANYONE live in LA? It's a farking nightmare. The weather is nice, though.
 
2012-09-17 12:34:26 PM  
The fact that this crap gets greened and there was no Boardwalk Empire thread last night really rustles my jimmies.
 
2012-09-17 12:41:24 PM  

Dogfacedgod: Suicidal Tendencies is an awesome band.


encrypted-tbn3.google.com

Amanda, please.
 
2012-09-17 12:42:33 PM  
She's gone crazy eight bonkers?
 
2012-09-17 12:54:25 PM  

Roook: She's not crazy, she's just a little unwell


images.t-nation.com
 
2012-09-17 12:56:42 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Roook: She's not crazy, she's just a little unwell

[images.t-nation.com image 400x357]


matchbox 20 see's what he did there
 
2012-09-17 01:24:34 PM  
Tell it to the judge, you crazy-ass weed smoking fat-cheeked washout.
 
2012-09-17 01:34:10 PM  
I'd let her smoke my pipe, if you know what I mean! Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck!
 
2012-09-17 01:40:23 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.


I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.
 
2012-09-17 01:47:36 PM  
FTFA: As we previously reported, we spoke with several people who have witnessed Amanda's behavior recently, who say she's chatting with inanimate objects ... talking to herself in the gym ... and they fear she may be suffering from serious mental issues.

Billions of people do that every day... it's called a cell phone.
 
2012-09-17 01:53:15 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


Lohan also had cocaine to keep her going, and I believe even started the show off with a high-speed chase down a freeway. Bynes has dinged a couple cars and is on her way to missing any lesson she needs to be learning about discretion.
 
2012-09-17 01:53:37 PM  
All she wanted was just one Pepsi. And they wouldn't give it to her.
 
2012-09-17 01:56:47 PM  
I wouldn't let this girl drive a Big Wheel.
 
2012-09-17 01:58:42 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


Your comment reminds me of a buddy of mine whose favorite weekend pastime was to smoke a boatload of weed and then ride his bicycle around on Saturday mornings.

Sometimes, I'd get a call from him 50 miles away wanting a ride home.

Too bad this chick doesn't ride a bike.
 
2012-09-17 02:03:01 PM  

Roook: She's not crazy, she's just a little unwell


*sings* All day starin' at the ceilin' makin' friends with shadows on my wall!!!


/love that song
 
2012-09-17 02:03:08 PM  
Life's kinda getting outta control... I think. I don't know if you would agree. Would you hand me that ashtray? ya know... it's like... What it is, is I know you heard the word a thousand times, it's a rat race. Ya know. I went through the contortions of hell. I have alcoholic seizures... wind up in the hospital and everything else. Now I'm sick, and I'm shaking, like a leaf. he was like silly putty and they threw him in the car, and beat him to... in the paddy wagon and beat him to death. I hit one of those and knocked the front wheel off into outer space, and I... kinda got angry myself and I said ha-ha have a lotta guts. I like salad, I just ate a nice salad... bake potato, some cream cheese, and chives. Ya know I just... I like to eat a salad when you have something in mind.
 
2012-09-17 02:08:56 PM  
Who?
 
2012-09-17 02:25:34 PM  
Well, to be fair to her, what was in her car looked more like tobacco.


/or the worst looking weed I've seen in a long time
//Surely she can afford better than that.
///I'll stop calling you Surely.
 
2012-09-17 02:27:24 PM  

genepool lifeboat: Life's kinda getting outta control... I think. I don't know if you would agree. Would you hand me that ashtray? ya know... it's like... What it is, is I know you heard the word a thousand times, it's a rat race. Ya know. I went through the contortions of hell. I have alcoholic seizures... wind up in the hospital and everything else. Now I'm sick, and I'm shaking, like a leaf. he was like silly putty and they threw him in the car, and beat him to... in the paddy wagon and beat him to death. I hit one of those and knocked the front wheel off into outer space, and I... kinda got angry myself and I said ha-ha have a lotta guts. I like salad, I just ate a nice salad... bake potato, some cream cheese, and chives. Ya know I just... I like to eat a salad when you have something in mind.


What? no jelly?
 
2012-09-17 02:32:39 PM  
i2.listal.com

Damn. What a waste.
 
2012-09-17 02:36:01 PM  

kevers22: Well, to be fair to her, what was in her car looked more like tobacco.


Yeah, she was smoking tobacco out of a pipe made to look like a cigarette lighter in a parking lot.
 
2012-09-17 02:39:02 PM  

Zerochance: [i2.listal.com image 400x853]

Damn. What a waste.


It isn't really a waste at all. A hot chick with a hot body who likes to toke and party? Yes please.

/Amanda call me I don't judge
 
2012-09-17 02:48:03 PM  

EyeballKid: Because People in power are Stupid: Those cops, all she wanted was a pepsi and they didn't give her one.

Roook: She's not crazy, she's just a little unwell

She's not sick, but she's not well...


Harvey Danger sees what you did there, even if no one else did.
 
2012-09-17 02:55:12 PM  

Dog Man: Harvey Danger sees what you did there, even if no one else did.


She can sit on my flagpole, IYKWIMAITYD.
 
2012-09-17 02:57:09 PM  

Zerochance: [i2.listal.com image 400x853]

Damn. What a waste.


Rest of her don't look too bad either!
 
2012-09-17 02:57:19 PM  
Did the interview take place in a hot tub?

How about a plate of spaghetti?
 
2012-09-17 03:01:25 PM  
She obviously needs a older more mature man in her life.

I'll volunteer
 
2012-09-17 03:13:08 PM  
I'm pretty sure she's not going to have to audition for Interracial Backdoor Sluts 9, but then again maybe the director wants his too.
 
2012-09-17 03:16:23 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


did you crash into things on a weekly basis?
 
2012-09-17 03:18:22 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Your comment reminds me of a buddy of mine whose favorite weekend pastime was to smoke a boatload of weed and then ride his bicycle around on Saturday mornings.

Sometimes, I'd get a call from him 50 miles away wanting a ride home.

Too bad this chick doesn't ride a bike.


And did you give your buddy a ride? I mean at some point he must have realized that he rode his bike to the point where he would be too tired to ride it back home and he was just counting on someone like you to pick him up.

50 miles? Really? I would do that for a friend once, maybe even twice but I'd tell him the next time he rides his bike to nowhere that it had better be much closer to his home.

You know what's 50 miles away from where I live? A big city. There are hotels there. Get a farking hotel room and ride back the next day is what I'd tell him.
 
2012-09-17 03:18:48 PM  
Who
 
2012-09-17 03:27:28 PM  
I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.
 
2012-09-17 03:34:09 PM  
Who!
 
2012-09-17 03:42:51 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


Number of people who care: -1
 
2012-09-17 04:12:11 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1


Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.
 
2012-09-17 04:21:00 PM  
I can't help but see her as the girl from "All That". It's kinda sad really.
 
2012-09-17 04:25:16 PM  
Barry McCackiner:

Amanda call me I don't judge

Here, I'll get a man da call you.

i50.tinypic.com

Hey, I won't judge.
 
2012-09-17 04:25:21 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


Gym, 26 minutes?
 
2012-09-17 04:25:54 PM  
She can blow my whistle baby!
 
2012-09-17 04:28:37 PM  
I eagerly anticipate the followup Playboy shoot and article.
 
2012-09-17 04:38:14 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Zombie DJ: Um...............yeah.

My sister in law is very schizophrenic and the only time she says she's all better is when she stops taking her medicine.
It's also about that time aliens come in a cut hair and destroy her house while shes sleeping.

Is she hot?


Is she stabby? Who am I kidding? Of course she is!
 
2012-09-17 04:46:34 PM  
You know if you are a wealthy actress who wants to smoke weed while driving around then why not hire a driver?
 
2012-09-17 04:48:19 PM  
They're always cutest right before they drop off the edge.
/startling lack of pics in this thread.
news.rin.ru
 
2012-09-17 04:55:13 PM  

kevers22: Well, to be fair to her, what was in her car looked more like tobacco.


/or the worst looking weed I've seen in a long time
//Surely she can afford better than that.
///I'll stop calling you Surely.


Some of the "Spice" variants look like that.
 
2012-09-17 04:57:05 PM  
lol.... a female smoking tobacco out of a pipe in her parked car is even crazier than had it been marijuana. She should've just cut her losses there.
 
2012-09-17 04:57:08 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1

Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.


Well it's really still one. Your one and his zero. This is binary 1 or 0, there is no -1 option.
 
2012-09-17 05:02:39 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1

Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.

Well it's really still one. Your one and his zero. This is binary 1 or 0, there is no -1 option.


There are 10 types of people that get binary...
 
2012-09-17 05:28:54 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence. And secondly on your rides to get tacos did you have a habit of running into other cars and leaving the scene?
 
2012-09-17 05:34:32 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Zombie DJ: Um...............yeah.

My sister in law is very schizophrenic and the only time she says she's all better is when she stops taking her medicine.
It's also about that time aliens come in a cut hair and destroy her house while shes sleeping.

Is she hot?


She used to look like Chrissie Hines from the Pretenders.
Now she.....well she looks like Chrissie Hines from the Pretenders would now years later.
 
mjg
2012-09-17 05:47:42 PM  
She's just 'tired and emotional'
 
2012-09-17 06:00:10 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


This might be the douche-iest thing I have read on Fark in awhile. Congrats.
 
2012-09-17 06:00:35 PM  

Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.


At least I know who Lohan is.
 
2012-09-17 06:01:42 PM  

ongbok: Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.

First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence. And secondly on your rides to get tacos did you have a habit of running into other cars and leaving the scene?


It wouldn't be good to brag about running into cars. But getting high and driving around safely seems like acceptable material.
 
2012-09-17 06:10:59 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

Number of people who care: -1

Actually, my 1, your -1 equal zero.


I was counting myself and the person reading the comment at that moment. It's a perpetual -1.
 
2012-09-17 06:19:53 PM  

Barry McCackiner: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

This might be the douche-iest thing I have read on Fark in awhile. Congrats.


Well, he could have said "Beemer".
 
2012-09-17 06:58:48 PM  

Mugato: Barry McCackiner: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.

This might be the douche-iest thing I have read on Fark in awhile. Congrats.

Well, he could have said "Beemer".


Just adds fuel to the fire that all BMW drivers are assholes!
 
2012-09-17 07:02:22 PM  
 
2012-09-17 07:44:01 PM  
She's quickly turning into this:

thefamewhoreblog.com
 
2012-09-17 07:54:13 PM  

ongbok: I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.

First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence.



No shiat! Wait until sober then start bragging.
 
2012-09-17 07:59:43 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: She's quickly turning into this:

[thefamewhoreblog.com image 300x230]


At least she could play a few power chords.
 
2012-09-17 08:05:27 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


2tfu.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-17 08:13:40 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: No shiat! Wait until sober then start bragging.


Wait, wait, wait--tell me more about this "when sober." People do that?
 
2012-09-17 08:41:12 PM  
Cops don't bother tossing impounded cars for different things to bust the owner with?
 
2012-09-17 09:21:48 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.
////now if you'll excuse me I have to take my 7 which gets me to the gym in less than 26 minutes


Adjusted.
 
2012-09-17 09:26:24 PM  

Mandapants: Cops don't bother tossing impounded cars for different things to bust the owner with?


Depends. You can't just automatically search an impounded vehicle unless the crime allows for it. What's your PC to search a vehicle after a suspended license charge?

Now department policy might allow for an inventory of the car prior to towing so the owner can't say that there was a rolex in the console that was stolen. That could lead to additional charges.
 
2012-09-17 09:32:53 PM  
 
2012-09-17 09:42:20 PM  
Um, I guessed she was crazy the first time I saw her. Just sayin'.
 
2012-09-17 10:10:33 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: She's quickly turning into this:

[thefamewhoreblog.com image 300x230]


She had her husband killed?
 
2012-09-17 11:41:23 PM  

Munchausen's Proxy: ThatDarkFellow: Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


Kudos. I've always wanted the trifecta. It's like hmm how big a car do I want to drive today.
 
2012-09-18 12:33:19 AM  

ongbok: Happy Hours: Vodka Zombie: Lohan did it better.

I'm not sure she did. Lohan has wrecked her car a few times, and been busted for theft and DUI. I think I have that right - I'm not 100% sure, but I don't care enough to google it to verify.

This chick - whoever the fark she is - apparently likes to smoke pot in her car while she drives around and gets tacos.

I smoked a lot of pot in my car when I was her age. I just didn't have paparazzi following me around.

First off that isn't something you should be bragging about, driving under the influence. And secondly on your rides to get tacos did you have a habit of running into other cars and leaving the scene?


You have an odd definition of bragging.

I'm just stating it as a fact. I used to smoke a lot of pot in my car in my 20s. And no, I never ran into any other cars when I went to get tacos, but you know what? I used to buy margaritas at the taco place back then too. I used to drink beer in my car also. It was legal. So farking what? Smoking pot in my car wasn't legal, but drinking was.

I never killed anyone, I never crashed my car.

So what?
 
HBK
2012-09-18 04:36:31 AM  

Munchausen's Proxy: I find it most interesting that she is driving a BMW 5 series. Generally thought of as the car for people not rich enough for a 7er and too fat for a 3er. Hers doesn't appear to be an M5 either.

/Yes, I do own a BMW
//3 series, 5 series, 7 series.
///all made before my oldest kid was born.


You could probably trade those three old ass-cars for a new decent one. Like maybe a Honda Accord or something.
 
2012-09-18 10:28:59 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Kurmudgeon: They're always cutest right before they drop off the edge.
/startling lack of pics in this thread.
[news.rin.ru image 420x546]

startling lack of pics in most hot woman treads, don't be surprised it is the new gay fark.


Most people here have just figured out how to use GIS.
 
2012-09-18 11:27:52 AM  
www.malcolminthemiddle.co.uk

Welcome to my world...
 
2012-09-18 03:16:32 PM  
WHY IS IT A BIG farkING DEAL THAT A B-LISTER SMOKES A BIT OF WEED? GBTW PEOPLE.
 
2012-09-18 03:54:05 PM  

Eshman: WHY IS IT A BIG farkING DEAL THAT A B-LISTER SMOKES A BIT OF WEED? GBTW PEOPLE.


I didn't know Amanda Bynes was a farker!
 
2012-09-18 04:38:31 PM  

Eshman: WHY IS IT A BIG farkING DEAL THAT A B-LISTER SMOKES A BIT OF WEED? GBTW PEOPLE.


Its not the act, itself, which will draw ire... Its the denial.... Ask Nixon or Clinton.
 
2012-09-18 07:28:49 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Eshman: WHY IS IT A BIG farkING DEAL THAT A B-LISTER SMOKES A BIT OF WEED? GBTW PEOPLE.

I didn't know Amanda Bynes was a farker!


These jobs ain't gonna blow themselves.
 
2012-09-18 10:14:11 PM  

Son of Streak: Your Average Witty Fark User: She's quickly turning into this:

[thefamewhoreblog.com image 300x230]

She had her husband killed?


I've been saying that for years. I like the way you think.

No, she's a goddamn trainwreck who should start making people's dead pool lists.
 
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