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2012-09-18 10:12:53 PM
2 votes:
Okay, when I posted, "I wonder what cause Vince will take up next", I did it with posting a specific pic in mind. But, stupid photobucket wouldn't let me.

So, here is the joke completed, hours later...

FirstNationalBastard: After Breast Cancer Awareness month is over, I wonder what Vince's next Linda charity goodwill promotion is going to be?


i6.photobucket.com 

/you may now resume your regular RAW thread.
2012-09-17 09:58:46 PM
2 votes:
"Anything happening In the thread Brain?

"Uh scatology, Chyna's unusual "lady" parts, and football."

"And they biatch about the announcers not talking about the match"
2012-09-17 09:46:57 PM
2 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: phedex: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*

FNB, you know way more about chynas porno than is appropriate.. I only saw the screencaps on somethingawful ages ago. Didn't expect a history lesson about her anus!

It was unremarkable


Here's a picture:

content9.flixster.com
2012-09-17 09:39:03 PM
2 votes:
I would like Ryback if his character was that he popped up everywhere there was someone eating and told them to feed him more.
2012-09-17 09:15:23 PM
2 votes:
Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...

squathole.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-17 09:10:45 PM
2 votes:
What piece of furniture do you want to see destroyed on Monday Night Raw?

#AJChair

#RybackCouch

#HartSpanishAnnouncer'sTable
2012-09-17 09:04:20 PM
2 votes:
Why did Miz steal Shawn from Psych's stubble when he guest starred on that one episode? 

Oh, great, Ryberg.

i6.photobucket.com

/no, JR, bidness DID NOT pick up.
2012-09-17 08:24:38 PM
2 votes:
Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

whatistheexcel.com
2012-09-17 08:11:52 PM
2 votes:
RESPECT IS EARNED BY NAILING FAT CHICKS!
2012-09-17 08:08:56 PM
2 votes:
"Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."
2012-09-20 11:43:17 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Here we go! A Fresh wall of text!

The Official List of Gredunza Champions
Because Fark you that's why



Ah yes. I remember my Gredunza. Precisely one week after Martin Luther King Day. It was like Vince threw me the ball to run with. Then the very next week he buried my ass in the mid-card.
2012-09-18 11:40:59 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: You are now picturing Ryback on his knees, a dick in each hand, yelling feed me more

Rybukkake.


::Closes the thread::
::Turns off the lights::
::BURNS THIS MOTHERFARKER DOWN::
2012-09-18 10:21:26 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: You are now picturing Ryback on his knees, a dick in each hand, yelling feed me more


Rybukkake.
2012-09-18 10:18:23 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, when I posted, "I wonder what cause Vince will take up next", I did it with posting a specific pic in mind. But, stupid photobucket wouldn't let me.

So, here is the joke completed, hours later...

FirstNationalBastard: After Breast Cancer Awareness month is over, I wonder what Vince's next Linda charity goodwill promotion is going to be?

[i6.photobucket.com image 700x466] 

/you may now resume your regular RAW thread.


I read that as "penises a day"
2012-09-18 07:34:39 PM
1 votes:
BLUMPKINS ON THE BOWL
2012-09-18 01:07:27 AM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: styckx: News sites writing how WWE pulled down an attack at for using Edge/Lita sex celebration and Katie Vick footage..

I hope this `scrubbing' of the past comes crashing down on WWE.. 

[i.imgur.com image 590x320]

Also, didn't one of you guys think the Dems should just play the video of her barking like a dog on loop. WHY HAVEN'T THEY DONE THIS YET!


Because it's painfully, painfully sexy? I mean, it's bad enough that you can see Mickie James nude and spread like dictionary in front of a curious elementary kid. SPREAD WIDE OPEN....I mean...it just....you know....exists.
2012-09-18 12:28:20 AM
1 votes:

styckx: News sites writing how WWE pulled down an attack at for using Edge/Lita sex celebration and Katie Vick footage..


But what if the attack ad only has an unhealthy obsession with Pete Rose.
2012-09-17 11:15:17 PM
1 votes:
Bagshiatter time?

Well, it's time to take out the garbage for me.
2012-09-17 11:11:49 PM
1 votes:
Blumpkins, Belugas, and Bagshiatters.

THIS IS FWC.
2012-09-17 11:08:46 PM
1 votes:
Denver is laying a massive Orton tonight.

There goes my Pro Line ticket up in smoke.

/Denver covered, I would have won $200
2012-09-17 11:03:40 PM
1 votes:

MagSeven: Earguy: Has anyone else noticed that Shamus is, like, really pasty white?

The man is luminescent!


He's whiter than the crowd at a David Allen Coe concert!
2012-09-17 11:01:20 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Has anyone else noticed that Shamus is, like, really pasty white?


He's kind of pink tonight. If he shaved his head, he'd look like Soda Popinski.

Or Vodka Drunkinski for you arcade purists.
2012-09-17 10:47:18 PM
1 votes:
How much fun would it be if Vince hired Amanda Bynes to drive ADR to the ring? How much could that cost? $15 and a dime bag?

/seriously, Vince, make this happen
2012-09-17 10:44:07 PM
1 votes:
Hey, Sheamus is really going all out for breast cancer awareness... look at how pink he is.
2012-09-17 10:37:37 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Did JBL call him "sandal"?


cdn.chud.com
2012-09-17 10:19:05 PM
1 votes:
Alberto of the River is getting left by himself..


/wizard
2012-09-17 10:04:27 PM
1 votes:
erroraccessdenied.com
2012-09-17 09:45:07 PM
1 votes:

phedex: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*

FNB, you know way more about chynas porno than is appropriate.. I only saw the screencaps on somethingawful ages ago. Didn't expect a history lesson about her anus!


CHYNA'S ANUS IS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
2012-09-17 09:44:49 PM
1 votes:

silgryphon: They are those subs pretty fast


Subs is eat for hungry.
2012-09-17 09:38:44 PM
1 votes:
Why are we watching the audience watch the TitanTron? Why?
2012-09-17 09:37:38 PM
1 votes:
Jared better have a smores sub handy.
2012-09-17 09:37:00 PM
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk
2012-09-17 09:26:56 PM
1 votes:
I won't cheer for Justin Gabriel until South Africa ends apartheid.
2012-09-17 09:26:05 PM
1 votes:
Wade barrett versus an african american.
2012-09-17 09:24:01 PM
1 votes:
Sample the product?

ICOPRO?
2012-09-17 09:19:25 PM
1 votes:
Oops, made a mistake. Here is the corrected version:

i107.photobucket.com
2012-09-17 09:18:39 PM
1 votes:
"I knew Vickie was a snake handler."

"Will you stop?"
2012-09-17 09:15:08 PM
1 votes:
Santinos walk looks like he has something stuck up his assor he's really trying hard not to shiat his pants
2012-09-17 09:11:45 PM
1 votes:
A little late but based on our new mondegreen, here 'tis.

i107.photobucket.com
2012-09-17 09:10:46 PM
1 votes:
It's the greatest thing since sliced roast beef

i6.photobucket.com
2012-09-17 09:07:09 PM
1 votes:
BAH GAWD THAT COUCH HAD A FAMILY!

BAH GAWD! THAT'S THE COUCH'S LIL BROTHER!
2012-09-17 09:07:07 PM
1 votes:
The King is watching tonight.

Thankfully, the action on the show in no way violates his doctor's orders to not watch anything exciting.
2012-09-17 09:06:48 PM
1 votes:
TOUT TOUT TOUT TOUT heyJerryLawler TOUT TOUT TOUT TOUT
2012-09-17 09:06:27 PM
1 votes:
Ok, I'm tired of the King again.
2012-09-17 09:05:27 PM
1 votes:
bah gawd...does that couch have a pulse?
2012-09-17 09:04:51 PM
1 votes:
HEY THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD COUCH BAH GAWD
2012-09-17 09:04:25 PM
1 votes:
my favorite booker moment will always be when stone cold beat the crap out of him in a grocery store.

Link

Ryback. Wellness Program need not apply!
2012-09-17 09:00:23 PM
1 votes:
What about The Flower Shop?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-17 09:00:12 PM
1 votes:
"Edge wasn't controversial?"

"Monsoon, live sex just isn't as shocking asit used to be I guess."
2012-09-17 08:54:13 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Brodus could eat heath slater?

With jelly, or syrup?


Candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
2012-09-17 08:53:33 PM
1 votes:
Cameron hanging on Brodus like he's a deputy trying to give her a ticket.
2012-09-17 08:51:50 PM
1 votes:
"Typical American Fashion?"

"We're back in the 80s again Monsoon."
2012-09-17 08:49:42 PM
1 votes:
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
2012-09-17 08:43:14 PM
1 votes:
They're struggling to get a LET'S GO PHOENIX chant going, but it's being muffled by the bathroom tiles.
2012-09-17 08:42:49 PM
1 votes:

phedex: im torn...on one hand, i need to take a dump..on the other hand, beth is on screen.


Jerk off on the can.

Problem solved.
2012-09-17 08:42:35 PM
1 votes:
Urrrrr, Gotta any gum?

i.imgur.com
2012-09-17 08:41:52 PM
1 votes:
"Beth Phoenx jobber entrance? Brain, comment?"

"Yes, Monsoon, ahem, fark YOU WWE!"
2012-09-17 08:35:21 PM
1 votes:
us9.memecdn.com
2012-09-17 08:34:41 PM
1 votes:
"They're unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Roman Polanski in a playground, Monsoon."
2012-09-17 08:27:19 PM
1 votes:

Rhames: A Pink Rope?


It's what Cena usually uses to tie himself to a post when he goes digging in a fat chick.
2012-09-17 08:11:51 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."

WHAT'S THIS?! BOBBY HEENAN! AND HE'S WORKING WITH CANCER! AFTER EVERYTHING CANCER DID TO HIM! OH MY! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! DAMN YOU BOBBY HEENAN! DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL!

/WE'RE OUTTA TIME
//DRINK SURGE!


"Damnit who let Sciavone out of the cage?"

"Don't worry Brain, we're gonna corral him and get him the help he needs folks!"
2012-09-17 08:04:33 PM
1 votes:
Referee with a name?

Vince is still dead, isn't he?
2012-09-17 08:02:30 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat Punk let himself go.
2012-09-17 08:02:25 PM
1 votes:
HEEL HEYMAN IS ONLY HEYMAN!
2012-09-17 08:02:22 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.


i1263.photobucket.com
2012-09-17 08:01:30 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.


RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCY!
2012-09-17 02:34:13 PM
1 votes:

Raging Whore Moans: Sports tab?


fark you, that's why.
 
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