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2012-09-18 10:18:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Okay, when I posted, "I wonder what cause Vince will take up next", I did it with posting a specific pic in mind. But, stupid photobucket wouldn't let me.

So, here is the joke completed, hours later...

FirstNationalBastard: After Breast Cancer Awareness month is over, I wonder what Vince's next Linda charity goodwill promotion is going to be?

[i6.photobucket.com image 700x466] 

/you may now resume your regular RAW thread.


I read that as "penises a day"
 
2012-09-18 10:19:13 PM
You are now picturing Ryback on his knees, a dick in each hand, yelling feed me more
 
2012-09-18 10:21:26 PM

you are a puppet: You are now picturing Ryback on his knees, a dick in each hand, yelling feed me more


Rybukkake.
 
2012-09-18 10:52:52 PM

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: Okay, when I posted, "I wonder what cause Vince will take up next", I did it with posting a specific pic in mind. But, stupid photobucket wouldn't let me.

So, here is the joke completed, hours later...

FirstNationalBastard: After Breast Cancer Awareness month is over, I wonder what Vince's next Linda charity goodwill promotion is going to be?

[i6.photobucket.com image 700x466] 

/you may now resume your regular RAW thread.

I read that as "penises a day"


i'm glad i'm not the only one

you are a puppet: You are now picturing Ryback on his knees, a dick in each hand, yelling feed me more


I really need to stop watching wrestling....that made me lol a little too hard
 
2012-09-18 11:38:58 PM

ShiningWizard: Just saw the top post on this page... did I break fark?

/oops


Just realized no one else can see that...

i1263.photobucket.com

Yeesh you divide by zero just one time for fun and *BOOM*... deadpost! I love how it looks like styckx enjoyed it though, lulz
 
2012-09-18 11:40:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: You are now picturing Ryback on his knees, a dick in each hand, yelling feed me more

Rybukkake.


::Closes the thread::
::Turns off the lights::
::BURNS THIS MOTHERFARKER DOWN::
 
2012-09-18 11:42:37 PM

ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: Just saw the top post on this page... did I break fark?

/oops

Just realized no one else can see that...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 714x215]

Yeesh you divide by zero just one time for fun and *BOOM*... deadpost! I love how it looks like styckx enjoyed it though, lulz


It just means that a pic you posted wound up shiatting the bed and disappeared, which means the post got deleted.

Or, with Photobucket acting retardedly, it might have had something to do with that. Usually only happens when you link to a pic from a random website that can't handle the strain put on it by being linked to.

/Rybukkake.
 
2012-09-18 11:49:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: Just saw the top post on this page... did I break fark?

/oops

Just realized no one else can see that...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 714x215]

Yeesh you divide by zero just one time for fun and *BOOM*... deadpost! I love how it looks like styckx enjoyed it though, lulz

It just means that a pic you posted wound up shiatting the bed and disappeared, which means the post got deleted.

Or, with Photobucket acting retardedly, it might have had something to do with that. Usually only happens when you link to a pic from a random website that can't handle the strain put on it by being linked to.

/Rybukkake.


It was photobucket. Oh well, figures it was a post with a lot of typing though. I liked that pic a lot too darnit!
 
2012-09-18 11:57:48 PM

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: Just saw the top post on this page... did I break fark?

/oops

Just realized no one else can see that...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 714x215]

Yeesh you divide by zero just one time for fun and *BOOM*... deadpost! I love how it looks like styckx enjoyed it though, lulz

It just means that a pic you posted wound up shiatting the bed and disappeared, which means the post got deleted.

Or, with Photobucket acting retardedly, it might have had something to do with that. Usually only happens when you link to a pic from a random website that can't handle the strain put on it by being linked to.

/Rybukkake.

It was photobucket. Oh well, figures it was a post with a lot of typing though. I liked that pic a lot too darnit!


Yeah, earlier today, when I posted the post about Vince's next charity, I tried posting the Ryberg Unicef picture, but Photobucket was having problems and timing out and not letting any pics get posted. So that's why your post might have been eaten.

Photobucket is rapidly going down the Orton Bag. Might be time to find a new image host.
 
2012-09-19 12:11:17 AM

FirstNationalBastard:
Yeah, earlier today, when I posted the post about Vince's next charity, I tried posting the Ryberg Unicef picture, but Photobucket was having problems and timing out and not letting any pics get posted. So that's why your post might have been eaten.

Photobucket is rapidly going down the Orton Bag. Might be time to find a new image host.


Crap! I just learned how to use pShop and photobucket the last few months. I admit I've been using fWc threads to pratice in and get ideas from so I can learn faster. Hope I don't have to adjust to another host already.

/yea I'm lazy
//so?
 
2012-09-19 03:56:35 AM

LoR75: Well, time to sort some baby stuff before bed.

In six weeks there will be a new FWC Nexus member.

/need to get WWE Creative to work on some teaser promos.


same here!!! :) *high five* 

well...not a nexus memeber, but still!
 
2012-09-19 07:42:28 AM

LucklessWonder: BLUMPKINS ON THE BOWL


Blumpkins on the bowl!
Blumpkins on the bowl!
Say What? Say What?
Blunmpkins on the bowl
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Somebody light a candle!
Somebody turn the fan on!
Somebody turn the lights out!
Yeaaaah Yeahhhh Yeeeeaaaaah!
 
2012-09-19 10:56:07 AM
As seen on Monday's RAW, WWE aired footage of Lawler being reunited with Dr. Sampson in Memphis after flying back from Montreal. The entire scene was directed by Vince McMahon. Vince was there as he left Monday's RAW in Connecticut in the afternoon and flew on the WWE jet to pick Lawler up in Montreal. After the scene was filmed at the airport, Vince and Dr. Sampson flew back to RAW in Connecticut. Regardless of what they say about Vince, it says a lot when the head of a company takes off on their busiest day of the week to pick you up from the hospital and bring you home.

/I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-09-19 01:42:49 PM

clintster: Someday, I'm gonna go through the past Raw/PPV threads and make a list of all the gredunza winners. Someday.


I would actually be interested in seeing that just for yuks. All the times it was botched too. Does anyone know when the 1st was contested/won/stole/invented/whatever?
 
2012-09-19 02:35:01 PM

ShiningWizard: clintster: Someday, I'm gonna go through the past Raw/PPV threads and make a list of all the gredunza winners. Someday.

I would actually be interested in seeing that just for yuks. All the times it was botched too. Does anyone know when the 1st was contested/won/stole/invented/whatever?


There used to be a list, but I don't think it's been updated in quite a while. The official list keeper is in the New Japan FWC if I recall.
 
2012-09-19 03:56:31 PM

MagSeven: ShiningWizard: clintster: Someday, I'm gonna go through the past Raw/PPV threads and make a list of all the gredunza winners. Someday.

I would actually be interested in seeing that just for yuks. All the times it was botched too. Does anyone know when the 1st was contested/won/stole/invented/whatever?

There used to be a list, but I don't think it's been updated in quite a while. The official list keeper is in the New Japan FWC if I recall.


Yes, after [REDACTED] was given the ban hammer, several vets lost their smiles and took their titles and the list with them.

But you never know, maybe one day they will make a run in.
 
2012-09-19 04:30:12 PM

FinFangFark: MagSeven: ShiningWizard: clintster: Someday, I'm gonna go through the past Raw/PPV threads and make a list of all the gredunza winners. Someday.

I would actually be interested in seeing that just for yuks. All the times it was botched too. Does anyone know when the 1st was contested/won/stole/invented/whatever?

There used to be a list, but I don't think it's been updated in quite a while. The official list keeper is in the New Japan FWC if I recall.

Yes, after [REDACTED] was given the ban hammer, several vets lost their smiles and took their titles and the list with them.

But you never know, maybe one day they will make a run in.


I like to think that everyone will be together in 10 years when Surprise entrant Handteen enters the Royal Rumble with Mizark and Mae cheering him on
 
2012-09-19 07:03:31 PM

FinFangFark: MagSeven: ShiningWizard: clintster: Someday, I'm gonna go through the past Raw/PPV threads and make a list of all the gredunza winners. Someday.

I would actually be interested in seeing that just for yuks. All the times it was botched too. Does anyone know when the 1st was contested/won/stole/invented/whatever?

There used to be a list, but I don't think it's been updated in quite a while. The official list keeper is in the New Japan FWC if I recall.

Yes, after [REDACTED] was given the ban hammer, several vets lost their smiles and took their titles and the list with them.

But you never know, maybe one day they will make a run in.


One of them made a special appearance in the Raw thread when Lawler had his heart attack
 
2012-09-19 08:43:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: /and yeah, it was nice seeing Dougie in the Lawler thread. Some of the others? Here's hoping they stay elsewhere.


Fark you, I'm staying right here.
 
2012-09-19 09:35:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: KellyKellyKelly: FirstNationalBastard: /and yeah, it was nice seeing Dougie in the Lawler thread. Some of the others? Here's hoping they stay elsewhere.

Fark you, I'm staying right here.

You outlasted your namesake. Your username is obscure now!


I thrive on obscurity.
 
2012-09-19 10:10:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard:

These threads lost its luster, buster.

Don't act like you're any better.
These threads used to be informative and full of fun.

Going thru the motions is no way to go thru life, son.

Only thing you're known for is attaining Boobies in every thread you possibly can.

 
2012-09-19 11:01:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 04/02/12 - TheManofPA (1004)


Wow, I've only pulled off only 1 1004 since the very beginning. That was a crazy week too cause I ended up grabbing my first 1004, hardcore, Arquette, and just missed LMS in the same week.

Then again, I'm the only holder of the "create a Randy Orton-based poop thread on the politics tab and get the 104th post". You better believe the next time Drew is drunk and deleting the tab, I'm creating the sequel: Link 

/it better make a run at summer's nominees for HOTY
 
2012-09-19 11:15:28 PM
After releasing an attack video Monday showcasing clips of Edge and Lita's "Live Sex Celebration" and Triple H dressed as Kane simulating mock sex with a mannequin in a casket, the party posted a video of the infamous "Hot Lesbian Action" segment that occurred on Raw ten years ago. The video, which was posted on Vimeo.com, was quickly removed due to a third-party notification by WWE claiming copyright infringement.

Eric Bischoff, the then-figurehead of Raw, announced on September 9, 2002 the introduction of an exciting and revolutionary new segment-"H.L.A." Roughly an hour later, Bischoff returned and introduced two women-Looney Lane and Savvy from the California-based independent promotion Ultimate Pro Wrestling. They were given no names-the on-screen graphic simply identified them as "The Lesbians." The two young ladies proceeded to kiss each other deeply and strip down to their undergarments in front of the audience. Bischoff them summoned the enforcer tandem Three Minute Warning, who proceeded to assault the two young women into unconsciousness.

A) WHY HAVE WE NEVER DISCUSSED THIS
B) WHY DIDN'T THEY RETURN FOR THE 1000TH RAW?
 
2012-09-20 12:40:35 AM

FirstNationalBastard: A Small Gredunza list update:

4/23 - nyrkah1
4/29 - Sbdolan (1004) Dr. J Zoidberg Botch (2008)
4/30 - slamjack
5/7 - lurch_E_bean (awarded title by Zombie Jack Tunney due to simultaneous posting with an intentional botcher.
5/14 - Vince Russo Botch
5/20 - FirstNationalBastard (1004) SharkTrager and slamjack declared co-2008 holders since records from this era are spotty, at best.
5/21 - Fisty Bum
5/28 - Moodybastard


Very cool, thank you FNB!

I started lurking back in late May when one of my brothers tuned me onto the fWc threads. He doesn't even have a account but he follows along with us every Monday on fark. He claims to have been a fark lurker since 2008. We are quite a sight during Raw at our oldest brother's place, all 4 of us watching wrasslin and two of us on laptops following the thread here. It's a very lulz-y time
 
2012-09-20 11:43:17 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Here we go! A Fresh wall of text!

The Official List of Gredunza Champions
Because Fark you that's why



Ah yes. I remember my Gredunza. Precisely one week after Martin Luther King Day. It was like Vince threw me the ball to run with. Then the very next week he buried my ass in the mid-card.
 
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