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2012-09-17 10:36:15 PM  
Wait...people actually RESPONDED to me!? This is the first time in the last like...8+ years on Fark that this has ever occurred. Wow. I need to be honest more often. Yes, I'm attracted to Vickie. She just seems...I dunno...like she would be open to the weird stuff. Captain Hammer style.
 
2012-09-17 10:36:41 PM  
Sandow takes it.
 
2012-09-17 10:36:48 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Lol at jbl/jr grammar argument


Meant jbl/cole
 
2012-09-17 10:36:48 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.


Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!
 
2012-09-17 10:37:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Did JBL call him "sandal"?


cdn.chud.com
 
2012-09-17 10:37:48 PM  

phedex: Tonight I dub the gredunza the following:

Fur Covered Protruding Starfish Squat

---

Im liking the sandow/ryder match.


We ain't grezundaing tonight

/how's that for poor grammar?
//yeeeesh
 
2012-09-17 10:38:00 PM  

ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!


Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.
 
2012-09-17 10:38:22 PM  
"Yep, socialist healthcare saved my life and - "

CUT THAT FEED YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
2012-09-17 10:39:29 PM  
RYDER SIGHTING!

... Bye!

FEED ME SWEET ONION TERIYAKI AND THAT EGG SALAD
 
2012-09-17 10:39:54 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.


I think the "Excuse me" pooper joke is one of the oldest in my RAW thread arsenal.

It's outlasted Conway Twitty, Peas, Kane's three-foot penis, and many other fine for their time jokes.
 
2012-09-17 10:41:17 PM  
Sheamus: HEY FELLA THIS WILL BE FUN
Cena: ... o.o

LOLOL That one guy was so close to cracking up when DB yelled "I am the tag team champions!" XDDD
 
2012-09-17 10:41:49 PM  
Took my sweet time to scroll through the comments after bowling tonight... gredunza?
 
2012-09-17 10:42:03 PM  

robsul82: "Yep, socialist healthcare saved my life and - "

CUT THAT FEED YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD


4.bp.blogspot.com

LINDA AND I WILL NOT ABIDE WHILE THIS RAMPANT TALK OF BLATANT SOCIALISM OCCURS IN THE fWc!!!"

/He is the tag team champions
 
2012-09-17 10:42:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.

I think the "Excuse me" pooper joke is one of the oldest in my RAW thread arsenal.

It's outlasted Conway Twitty, Peas, Kane's three-foot penis, and many other fine for their time jokes.


I'm somewhat of a Johnny Come Lately for the FWC. I'd been part of the With Leather live blogs for a while, but like this crowd better.
 
2012-09-17 10:42:35 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.


Oh I'm not offended or anything, just not used to quite this much uhhh... "colorful discussion" in these threads, lulz

/this thread is NOT PG-13
 
2012-09-17 10:43:10 PM  

Shady_Short_Busser: robsul82: "Yep, socialist healthcare saved my life and - "

CUT THAT FEED YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LINDA AND I WILL NOT ABIDE WHILE THIS RAMPANT TALK OF BLATANT SOCIALISM OCCURS IN THE fWc!!!"

/He is the tag team champions


He ARE the tag team champions!
 
2012-09-17 10:43:17 PM  

Tenor Reaper: RYDER SIGHTING!

... Bye!

FEED ME SWEET ONION TERIYAKI AND THAT EGG SALAD


That egg salad is recycled, cooled vomit, shaped into something resembling eggs.

Kudos on the sweet onion though. That sub is their best by far.

/also partial to the subway club with sweet onion sauce
 
2012-09-17 10:43:25 PM  

ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.

Oh I'm not offended or anything, just not used to quite this much uhhh... "colorful discussion" in these threads, lulz

/this thread is NOT PG-13


Sorry... Just sad that only one person got my Blumpkins on the Bowl joke.
 
2012-09-17 10:43:36 PM  
Lime check!
 
2012-09-17 10:43:52 PM  
And to think, just last week about this time we all thought we saw a legend die on tv
 
2012-09-17 10:44:07 PM  

Outshined_One: Lime check!


Actually... We're looking pretty good. We've got just enough.
 
2012-09-17 10:44:07 PM  
Hey, Sheamus is really going all out for breast cancer awareness... look at how pink he is.
 
2012-09-17 10:44:30 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.

I think the "Excuse me" pooper joke is one of the oldest in my RAW thread arsenal.

It's outlasted Conway Twitty, Peas, Kane's three-foot penis, and many other fine for their time jokes.

I'm somewhat of a Johnny Come Lately for the FWC. I'd been part of the With Leather live blogs for a while, but like this crowd better.


I assumed you were a Y2J fan based on your name somehow...

This is a fun thread always. I actively look forward to them on monday evenings, its the only place I can joke about wrestling crap. Long Live FwC.
 
2012-09-17 10:44:32 PM  

clintster: Shady_Short_Busser: robsul82: "Yep, socialist healthcare saved my life and - "

CUT THAT FEED YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LINDA AND I WILL NOT ABIDE WHILE THIS RAMPANT TALK OF BLATANT SOCIALISM OCCURS IN THE fWc!!!"

/He is the tag team champions

He ARE the tag team champions!


RON PAUL AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-09-17 10:44:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, Sheamus is really going all out for breast cancer awareness... look at how pink he is.


That's not funny. He was out in the sun for a whole five minutes and look what happened. He's probably got melanoma now.
 
2012-09-17 10:45:00 PM  

LoR75: Tenor Reaper: RYDER SIGHTING!

... Bye!

FEED ME SWEET ONION TERIYAKI AND THAT EGG SALAD

That egg salad is recycled, cooled vomit, shaped into something resembling eggs.

Kudos on the sweet onion though. That sub is their best by far.

/also partial to the subway club with sweet onion sauce


With Ryback's messed up teeth, he may enjoy that nasty egg salad

/Prefer Spicy Italian myself
//*reminds self of bad joke in Expendables 2* *shudders* XDDD
 
2012-09-17 10:45:08 PM  
For breast cancer awareness month, shouldn't he change his salute to miming honking a big set of hooters?
 
2012-09-17 10:45:15 PM  
I surrender my rematch clause of the Moss Covered 3 Handled Family Gredunzal czu this match sucks. F it.
 
2012-09-17 10:45:16 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Outshined_One: Lime check!

Actually... We're looking pretty good. We've got just enough.


But we lack Pumpkins I feel
 
2012-09-17 10:45:44 PM  
HAHAHA, now it's totally Cena's idea to have this campaign about breast cancer!
 
2012-09-17 10:45:53 PM  

phedex: The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.

I think the "Excuse me" pooper joke is one of the oldest in my RAW thread arsenal.

It's outlasted Conway Twitty, Peas, Kane's three-foot penis, and many other fine for their time jokes.

I'm somewhat of a Johnny Come Lately for the FWC. I'd been part of the With Leather live blogs for a while, but like this crowd better.

I assumed you were a Y2J fan based on your name somehow...

This is a fun thread always. I actively look forward to them on monday evenings, its the only place I can joke about wrestling crap. Long Live FwC.


The Y2P Problem is from when I used to post on the official Jericho message board 10 years ago. I joined fark soon afterwards and couldn't think of a name, so I went with the old standby.
 
2012-09-17 10:46:01 PM  
SOS!


/I am the tag team champions
 
2012-09-17 10:46:05 PM  
Alberto Del Rio supports breast cancer!

Boo that man!!!!!
 
2012-09-17 10:46:39 PM  

Rhames: I surrender my rematch clause of the Moss Covered 3 Handled Family Gredunzal czu this match sucks. F it.


you retain automatically if there's no 1,0004th post.
 
2012-09-17 10:46:53 PM  

lucasorvis: Wait...people actually RESPONDED to me!? This is the first time in the last like...8+ years on Fark that this has ever occurred. Wow. I need to be honest more often. Yes, I'm attracted to Vickie. She just seems...I dunno...like she would be open to the weird stuff. Captain Hammer style.


Welcome to the FWC!

We welcome all!
 
2012-09-17 10:47:11 PM  
START STATIC
 
2012-09-17 10:47:12 PM  
oh ricardo.....you are better than this...not really

STATIC!!!!
 
2012-09-17 10:47:18 PM  
How much fun would it be if Vince hired Amanda Bynes to drive ADR to the ring? How much could that cost? $15 and a dime bag?

/seriously, Vince, make this happen
 
2012-09-17 10:47:26 PM  
That's a pretty sweet looking Rolls

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME'
 
2012-09-17 10:47:33 PM  

Outshined_One: Alberto Del Rio supports breast cancer!

Boo that man!!!!!


Every time i hear about a courageous battle with cancer, i think of the onion article, old one, where "area man has cowardly fight with cancer"
 
2012-09-17 10:47:43 PM  
*START STATIC*

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!


Decent amount of fans chanting it along, lol, nice.
 
2012-09-17 10:47:44 PM  
Love the time check with Paul, lulz
 
2012-09-17 10:47:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Rhames: I surrender my rematch clause of the Moss Covered 3 Handled Family Gredunzal czu this match sucks. F it.

you retain automatically if there's no 1,0004th post.


I think the rule is that if two people simulpost the champion retains.
 
2012-09-17 10:47:48 PM  
need that gif right now
 
2012-09-17 10:47:59 PM  
Putting Heyman with Punk is like putting Heenan and Perfect with Flair. They don't need a manager to be entertaining as hell, but they just make the character all that much more entertaining.
 
2012-09-17 10:48:12 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.

Oh I'm not offended or anything, just not used to quite this much uhhh... "colorful discussion" in these threads, lulz

/this thread is NOT PG-13

Sorry... Just sad that only one person got my Blumpkins on the Bowl joke.


Ok, that's officially the most disgusting thing I have read or seen tonight.


Hahahahaha......how can we shop that while keeping it PG13?
 
2012-09-17 10:48:16 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!

You magnificent bastard.

Wow! Some of the stuff in this thread makes me happy my brother's internet is down right now. Yeeesh!

Sorry kid... You should know by now that we're a bunch of sick farks.

Oh I'm not offended or anything, just not used to quite this much uhhh... "colorful discussion" in these threads, lulz

/this thread is NOT PG-13

Sorry... Just sad that only one person got my Blumpkins on the Bowl joke.


I know! I was thinking "Am I wrong for knowing what a Blumpkin is?"
 
2012-09-17 10:48:31 PM  

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: Rhames: I surrender my rematch clause of the Moss Covered 3 Handled Family Gredunzal czu this match sucks. F it.

you retain automatically if there's no 1,0004th post.

I think the rule is that if two people simulpost the champion retains.


I mean if one of those two people is the champ, obv. And then if the champ wants respect, they have to do it over.
 
2012-09-17 10:48:59 PM  
I keep waiting for CM Punk to walk out in the crown and red cape and have Heyman turn to him and smugly cry "Who died and made you king?"

It's gonna happen, we all know it.
 
2012-09-17 10:49:01 PM  

LoR75: lucasorvis: Wait...people actually RESPONDED to me!? This is the first time in the last like...8+ years on Fark that this has ever occurred. Wow. I need to be honest more often. Yes, I'm attracted to Vickie. She just seems...I dunno...like she would be open to the weird stuff. Captain Hammer style.

Welcome to the FWC!

We welcome all!


We're your family now.

scottlevy.hypermart.net
 
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