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2012-09-17 10:24:09 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: MagSeven: Wow USA, that was a pretty gory Resident Evil preview during my PG programming.

USA doesn't care. USA is like "PG Rating? Here's a chick getting her chest blown apart. Next we're gonna show some boobies because we're USA!" USA doesn't care. USA doesn't give a shiat.


The average USA show at 10 PM can use words like "ass", "goddamn", and "shiat".
 
2012-09-17 10:24:15 PM  
Otungas mug is smaller today.
 
2012-09-17 10:24:23 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I think they could save albert. Put him away for a couple of months have him come back as albert complete with back hair and all.


I agree. don't care about the hair, but come back with some less ridiculous looking tights, hell just dress normal. Be a brawler, put him in falls count anywhere matches, etc. I think he could still be a great heel..just not in his current guise.
 
2012-09-17 10:24:26 PM  
"Buy himself a time machine and go back to Survivor Series where CM Punk beat him for the title."
 
2012-09-17 10:24:32 PM  
Paul Heyman's weasel smile is one of those reasons I love wrestling. It's such a timeless classic.
 
2012-09-17 10:25:01 PM  
HALLELUJAH!
 
2012-09-17 10:25:26 PM  
That's a farking TOUCHDOWN!!!

/toe drag
//back to RAW
 
2012-09-17 10:25:36 PM  

SANDOW! Thank you!

 
2012-09-17 10:25:51 PM  
Hey, it's Genius 2000!
 
2012-09-17 10:26:03 PM  
"Slobberknocker is not a word."
 
2012-09-17 10:26:13 PM  
HEY WADE HI WADE

can I sample your product if you know what I mean and I think you do oh sorry I didn't mean that only kind of COLE HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SOUND MORE DIRTY

... his music ... sucks moar. I didn't think that was possible.
 
2012-09-17 10:26:22 PM  
Sandow is awesome
 
2012-09-17 10:26:26 PM  
Word number two: ARMBAR
 
2012-09-17 10:26:28 PM  
Damien Sandow died for our sins.
 
2012-09-17 10:27:13 PM  
Well he's right about 90% of the audience
 
2012-09-17 10:27:20 PM  
Has anyone ever really said "I hate dem fancy book learnin' words! I'm buyin' a ticket to see him get his ass kicked!"

Oh, look, Ryder gets to job to the New Genius.
 
2012-09-17 10:28:04 PM  
Shouldn't Zack wait until he gets into the ring for the match to start?
 
2012-09-17 10:28:07 PM  
That crowd is still hot....nice job Bridgeport!!
 
2012-09-17 10:28:21 PM  
Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.
 
2012-09-17 10:28:36 PM  
Let's make this a real feud and give ryder more air time...nah he's just going to job to sandow
 
2012-09-17 10:28:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Has anyone ever really said "I hate dem fancy book learnin' words! I'm buyin' a ticket to see him get his ass kicked!"

Oh, look, Ryder gets to job to the New Genius.


www.wrestlaurant.com
 
2012-09-17 10:29:21 PM  
Loving the we want Nexus chant!
 
2012-09-17 10:29:44 PM  

lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.


Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!
 
2012-09-17 10:30:16 PM  

lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.


This is how Penthouse forum letters start

/or so I've been told
 
2012-09-17 10:30:27 PM  

lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.


Between this and the Cena Orton slashfic pic I may not get to sleep tonight.
 
2012-09-17 10:30:51 PM  

MagSeven: FirstNationalBastard: Has anyone ever really said "I hate dem fancy book learnin' words! I'm buyin' a ticket to see him get his ass kicked!"

Oh, look, Ryder gets to job to the New Genius.

[www.wrestlaurant.com image 690x486]


rumor has it Leapin' Lanny could sample his own footlong.
 
2012-09-17 10:30:57 PM  
Wade beats Gabriel!

NOW KISS
 
2012-09-17 10:31:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

Plus, you can jam it in her pooper accidentally on purpose and get her to scream EXCUSE ME!


You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-09-17 10:31:20 PM  

lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.


For a woman her age, she looks fantastic. Especially given how she looked when she first debuted. So yeah. I guess I'd Five-Star Frog-Splash her.
 
2012-09-17 10:31:28 PM  
Sandow is in purple now?

Is he running through all the old Rick Martel colors?
 
2012-09-17 10:31:39 PM  

LoR75: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

This is how Penthouse forum letters start

/or so I've been told


No, Penthouse forum letters start with:

"Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it could happen to me..."
 
2012-09-17 10:31:43 PM  
lucasorvis - id normally say that was awkward but this thread went sideways already with the clenis/crap porn discussion.
 
2012-09-17 10:31:59 PM  

lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.


nah its just you.

/actually, i like some older women. Just don't think she's attractive... bad teeth turn me off.
 
2012-09-17 10:32:21 PM  
LOL "slobberknocker" is not a word!
 
2012-09-17 10:32:22 PM  
"So does Lady Gaga."
 
2012-09-17 10:32:33 PM  
I still maintain a better main event would be Punk/Sheamus v. Cena/Del Rio. You want your opponent? Fine! But you gotta team with that champion's opponent! MWAahaAHahaHahaHAhaHAhahahaHAHAha
 
2012-09-17 10:33:05 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Wade beats Gabriel!

NOW KISS


Ok. Now Tenor is starting he own slashfic

/what the heck has happened to this thread tonight?
 
2012-09-17 10:33:08 PM  
"Temerity is a big word? Where did you go to school? What trade school did you attend?"
 
2012-09-17 10:33:08 PM  

Tenor Reaper: I still maintain a better main event would be Punk/Sheamus v. Cena/Del Rio. You want your opponent? Fine! But you gotta team with that champion's opponent! MWAahaAHahaHahaHAhaHAhahahaHAHAha


Now skip!
 
2012-09-17 10:33:25 PM  
I've missed you JBL. Never leave us again.
 
2012-09-17 10:33:43 PM  
"Syllables don't dictate big words, Michael."

LET'S GO RYDER/WOO WOO WOO call and response.
 
2012-09-17 10:33:48 PM  
Tonight I dub the gredunza the following:

Fur Covered Protruding Starfish Squat

---

Im liking the sandow/ryder match.
 
2012-09-17 10:33:50 PM  
"If you bet Lady Gaga and the over, you won tonight." Glad to have you back JR.
 
2012-09-17 10:33:57 PM  

phedex: lucasorvis: Okay this is awkward...but am I the only one who is really, really sexually attracted to Vickie Guerrero? I know she's slightly older and she's not in perfect shape. But I've known a lot of women with a lot of different talents and abilities and she truly seems like the kind of woman who would lick your gooch JUST to get you to cum a little bit harder.

nah its just you.

/actually, i like some older women. Just don't think she's attractive... bad teeth turn me off.


I would think the boobs 3/4 down to her knees would do it
 
2012-09-17 10:34:12 PM  
Lol at jbl/jr grammar argument
 
2012-09-17 10:34:44 PM  
Did JBL call him "sandal"?
 
2012-09-17 10:35:16 PM  

clintster: Tenor Reaper: I still maintain a better main event would be Punk/Sheamus v. Cena/Del Rio. You want your opponent? Fine! But you gotta team with that champion's opponent! MWAahaAHahaHahaHAhaHAhahahaHAHAha

Now skip!


I AM BETTER THAN THAT

I will, however, flip my hair.
 
2012-09-17 10:35:30 PM  
Thank you, JBL, for calling JR out on his "someday" bullshiat.
 
2012-09-17 10:36:06 PM  

robsul82: "Temerity is a big word? Where did you go to school? What trade school did you attend?"


How many WWE fans know the meaning of temerity?

How many can actually SPELL temerity?

/our earlier conversation regarding Vonnegut applies here
 
2012-09-17 10:36:12 PM  
" I misspoke John. Want to throw me out in the middle of traffic? 95 is only a quarter mile from here!"
-JR.
 
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