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2012-09-17 11:14:05 AM  
I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.
 
2012-09-17 12:06:12 PM  

Fisty Bum: I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.


Pfft

Those two could never hold water to the team of Lawler/JR. People who call Monsoon and Ventura the greatest commentator team are full of shi.
 
2012-09-17 12:52:53 PM  

cman: Fisty Bum: I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.

Pfft

Those two could never hold water to the team of Lawler/JR. People who call Monsoon and Ventura the greatest commentator team are full of shi.


What someone who is full of Shi may look like

2.bp.blogspot.com

/surely this one is obscure.
 
2012-09-17 01:25:37 PM  
Not too obscure, one of the headliners of the "Bad Girl" comics back in the mid-90s. (Also included Vampirella and Lady Death as the main trio of characters)
 
2012-09-17 02:01:22 PM  

cman: Monsoon and Ventura


Bull. Monsoon Heenan were much better, King/Lawler are a close second.
 
2012-09-17 02:29:16 PM  
Sports tab?
 
2012-09-17 02:34:13 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: Sports tab?


fark you, that's why.
 
2012-09-17 04:07:23 PM  

ManateeGag: cman: Monsoon and Ventura

Bull. Monsoon Heenan were much better, King/Lawler are a close second.


You wanna take this outside?

Riddle me this, Batman, who was funnier? Who was more entertaining?

shiat, Heyman/JR (when Lawler took his ball and went home when they fired his wife) was a better team than Monsoon and Heenan. I am sorry, but just because Monsoon is a wrestling legend does not give him a free pass for his horrible commentating skills.
 
2012-09-17 04:26:12 PM  
Always kind of liked Vince/savage. Not the greatest, but good nonetheless.
 
2012-09-17 04:27:01 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Now THAT is a commentary team.
 
2012-09-17 04:41:07 PM  

SaprolingToken: Not too obscure, one of the headliners of the "Bad Girl" comics back in the mid-90s. (Also included Vampirella Witchblade and Lady Death as the main trio of characters)



Vampirella was 70s/80s
 
2012-09-17 04:42:55 PM  

dugitman: SaprolingToken: Not too obscure, one of the headliners of the "Bad Girl" comics back in the mid-90s. (Also included Vampirella Witchblade and Lady Death as the main trio of characters)


Vampirella was 70s/80s


Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.
 
2012-09-17 05:02:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.

 
Maybe in a historical sense, but then we'd have to say Angela was too- and she didnt even have a series. Vampirella was outsold by Razor on her own label by 95. The big 3 in sales were Witchblade, Lady Death, and shiathough all their production schedules blew. At least Vampy came out somewhat monthly.
 
2012-09-17 05:03:36 PM  
laf at filterpwn
 
2012-09-17 05:14:58 PM  

dugitman: FirstNationalBastard: Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.
 
Maybe in a historical sense, but then we'd have to say Angela was too- and she didnt even have a series. Vampirella was outsold by Razor on her own label by 95. The big 3 in sales were Witchblade, Lady Death, and shiathough all their production schedules blew. At least Vampy came out somewhat monthly.


I was going to say that I remember the original Shi series coming out on a fairly regular schedule, but then I looked at the publication dates for the series and realized you were right... it took 3 farking years for a 12 issue mini-series and a one shot special to be released.
 
2012-09-17 05:23:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: it took 3 farking years for a 12 issue mini-series and a one shot special to be released.


Darkchylde was the most ridiculous. Asshole released 2 issues over a year and had like 12 con/wizard/DF "exclusive" variants to them. Meanwhile I had 8 solicited issues of the POS on order with no clue when they would arrive or what they would sell.
 
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2012-09-17 05:58:17 PM  

cman: Fisty Bum: I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.

Pfft

Those two could never hold water to the team of Lawler/JR. People who call Monsoon and Ventura the greatest commentator team are full of shi.


I await Bobby and the Gorilla's thoughts (as we all do).

And man, last night's PPV was pretty good, maybe not the best but having commentators talk up the matches and a decent crowd pushed the show along and made it better. I enjoyed myself watching. As for the Punk-Cena finish, as a way to keep the belt on Punk and try to make him more heel, I'm okay with it. I agree that I don't like that Cena no-sold the end and went all Irish with his celebration (i.e. completely fresh), but he did work strong during the match itself. I just wish once he'd celebrate like Punk did at MITB, happy for the win, but limping around like he got shot.
 
2012-09-17 05:59:52 PM  
Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.
 
2012-09-17 06:03:39 PM  

dugitman: FirstNationalBastard: Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.
 
Maybe in a historical sense, but then we'd have to say Angela was too- and she didnt even have a series. Vampirella was outsold by Razor on her own label by 95. The big 3 in sales were Witchblade, Lady Death, and shiathough all their production schedules blew. At least Vampy came out somewhat monthly.


1) Angela did have her own (mini) series.
2) I should have been more specific. I was referring to that 93-94 span when vamp, death, and shi were tearing up the back issue resale market (but not so much the new sales)
3) Witchblade was a top cow that managed to hold on during the comic book crash. She wasn't part of the big 3 "bad girl" movement.
 
2012-09-17 06:21:02 PM  

TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.


Must not have enjoyed the LET'S GO ZIGGLER chants and especially not the ZIGGLER'S BETTER chant, haha.
 
2012-09-17 06:25:07 PM  

TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.


There are actually other people out there who dislike Randy Orton? I thought I was the only one. I am sorry but the psychotic gimmick doesnt really work on him. I think he should return to his Chip on the shoulder gimmick.
 
2012-09-17 06:31:07 PM  

cman: TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.

There are actually other people out there who dislike Randy Orton? I thought I was the only one. I am sorry but the psychotic gimmick doesnt really work on him. I think he should return to his Chip on the shoulder gimmick.


i6.photobucket.com

STUPID MAT! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AFTER THE SHOW! AND OH, THE POOP YOU WILL SEE!
 
2012-09-17 06:53:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.

There are actually other people out there who dislike Randy Orton? I thought I was the only one. I am sorry but the psychotic gimmick doesnt really work on him. I think he should return to his Chip on the shoulder gimmick.

[i6.photobucket.com image 476x390]

STUPID MAT! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AFTER THE SHOW! AND OH, THE POOP YOU WILL SEE!


I just saw him wrestle on a house show that came up here on Saturday. WWE basically gave away the results by making every title holder defend their championship (aint no way in hell WWE would ever drop a title at a house show, especially one day from the PPV). Anyways, Orton was really over, especially with the ladies. I took my sister to the show, and she had no idea who he was, but after the show she couldnt stop talking about how hot he was.

/Same house show, Cody Rhodes drew impressive heat. He had the biggest heel reaction of the night IMO. It could have been that way because it was an opening match, but whatever
 
2012-09-17 07:01:53 PM  
JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.
 
2012-09-17 07:03:40 PM  

DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.


JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.
 
2012-09-17 07:06:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 07:11:32 PM  
Evening all.
 
2012-09-17 07:12:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


I'm on board with this. I'm very much on board with this.
 
2012-09-17 07:12:34 PM  
Yay, finally the thread shows up! I look forward to this all damn week. Just about one more hour till we see what happened after the weirdness that was last week's episode. I also wonder if attendance in here is gonna suffer due to MNF. Only time will tell.
 
2012-09-17 07:13:36 PM  
Best commentary for me has got to be JR/Heyman, especially at Wrestlemania 17. JR/King is close second. Vintage Cole (before he moved to RAW) with any of the partners he worked with is probably third.

/yeah, I'm young
 
2012-09-17 07:14:59 PM  

cman: I just saw him wrestle on a house show that came up here on Saturday. WWE basically gave away the results by making every title holder defend their championship (aint no way in hell WWE would ever drop a title at a house show, especially one day from the PPV). Anyways, Orton was really over, especially with the ladies. I took my sister to the show, and she had no idea who he was, but after the show she couldnt stop talking about how hot he was.


Has your sister ever considered Lasik surgery?

I'm not saying he's hideous, but I just don't get this hotness thing other women find in him.
 
2012-09-17 07:15:32 PM  
 
2012-09-17 07:17:34 PM  
Smackdown in Philly tomorrow night. I kinda sorta want to go, but I really don't want to waste money on any potential for disappointment.
 
2012-09-17 07:19:25 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 07:19:29 PM  

DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.


I'm actually alright with this
 
2012-09-17 07:20:38 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 07:20:59 PM  

cman: ManateeGag: cman: Monsoon and Ventura

Bull. Monsoon Heenan were much better, King/Lawler are a close second.

You wanna take this outside?

Riddle me this, Batman, who was funnier? Who was more entertaining?

shiat, Heyman/JR (when Lawler took his ball and went home when they fired his wife) was a better team than Monsoon and Heenan. I am sorry, but just because Monsoon is a wrestling legend does not give him a free pass for his horrible commentating skills.


May Randy Orton mistake your mouth for a woman's purse.
 
2012-09-17 07:24:57 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: cman: I just saw him wrestle on a house show that came up here on Saturday. WWE basically gave away the results by making every title holder defend their championship (aint no way in hell WWE would ever drop a title at a house show, especially one day from the PPV). Anyways, Orton was really over, especially with the ladies. I took my sister to the show, and she had no idea who he was, but after the show she couldnt stop talking about how hot he was.

Has your sister ever considered Lasik surgery?

I'm not saying he's hideous, but I just don't get this hotness thing other women find in him.


I love ya to death K3 but I tried to tell you last night ;-)

/oh and hello one and all!
 
2012-09-17 07:29:13 PM  

TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.


::raises hand::
 
2012-09-17 07:32:01 PM  
JR is announcing tonight (per wrestlezone)

this is AWESOME news.

Glad that jerry is out of the hospital. Last week was sad. Lets have a good time tonight!
 
2012-09-17 07:35:53 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


Man, we haven't seen a three man booth like this since "_______"

/obscure 1976 JBL reference
//loved it last night
 
2012-09-17 07:36:45 PM  
Lets hope JR doesn't have an attack tonight
 
2012-09-17 07:41:17 PM  
A) Where is tonight's Raw from (in case it is too small for WWE to mention)
B) When will it come out that Shane ran last night's Raw because Vince and HHH got their dicks stuck in a Chinese finger trap on Saturday?
 
2012-09-17 07:46:36 PM  

TheManofPA: Where is tonight's Raw from


Bridgeport, CT.
 
2012-09-17 07:47:46 PM  

silgryphon: Lets hope JR doesn't have an attack tonight


By "attack" do you mean Vince having someone defecate on JR in the middle of the ring? I mean...it's good for business.
 
2012-09-17 07:48:38 PM  
From SK's Blog of Doom, talking about potential dream matches for WM30 from Cowboys Stadium -

One guy: "I think a better way to go is to turn Austin heel. They can play up how he beat up Debra, walked out on the company, is a raging violent drunk, supports cancer, gives money to terrorist groups, wasn't really born in Texas and is ashamed he's believed to be a Texan....then have him face Cena. Cena can wear a cowboy hat and come to the ring on a horse with the Dallas Cowboys in his corner."

Another guy in response: "You forgot the part where they'd announce that Austin was really a life-long vegan and preferred French wine over beer, while Cena has a Texas steak and Lonestar beer every night for dinner."

Sadly, this sarcastic exchange has the definite ring of truth, lol.
 
2012-09-17 07:49:05 PM  
OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight
 
2012-09-17 07:50:17 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: Where is tonight's Raw from

Bridgeport, CT.


So we should expect a segment promoting Linda for Senate with lip service paid to her opponent to appear "fair".
 
2012-09-17 07:50:20 PM  
I am the tag team champions
 
2012-09-17 07:54:05 PM  

tbaughm: I am the tag team champions


NO! I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-09-17 07:54:41 PM  

silgryphon: tbaughm: I am the tag team champions

NO! I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS


I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-09-17 07:55:08 PM  

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


Pretty much. I think part of why they aren't going to acknowledge it was that it wasn't really a turn. Most people felt for him because he looked like a dear friend had died. Cole actually appearing as human allows them to just let him call the action because we can go "okay, he was playing a role, now he can play Cole. Maybe occasionally he references a bad decision he made". Easiest thing would be when Jerry comes back even to say hello, Cole just acknowledges things and says how happy he was and hopes King forgives him for their bad times. King does, they can just call the show.

As for Bridgeport, is Vince just having all his employee's families show up in full Cena gear tonight
 
2012-09-17 07:55:14 PM  

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


This was Vince's opportunity to have Cole turn. They know how it sounds crappy to have Cole bob in and out of PBP and to heel personality. Then last night the internet buzz was having Cole just PBP and bringing an actual functioning heel personality, it really made the show a lot better.

So let's just sweep it all under the rug. Because that's what Vince does.
 
2012-09-17 07:55:39 PM  

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


They did give updates on Smackdown, and encouraged everyone to send their best wishes to Lawler via Twitter (of course). I believe they also mentioned his recovery last night as well.
 
2012-09-17 07:56:23 PM  

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


Update on Lawler at the top of the PPV, right before they introduced JBL.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:37 PM  

FinFangFark: This was Vince's opportunity to have Cole turn. They know how it sounds crappy to have Cole bob in and out of PBP and to heel personality. Then last night the internet buzz was having Cole just PBP and bringing an actual functioning heel personality, it really made the show a lot better.

So let's just sweep it all under the rug. Because that's what Vince does.


I'm OK with this.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:44 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN. NOW. GAGNE.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:46 PM  
Lets do this thing
 
2012-09-17 08:00:52 PM  
THEN.

NOW.

SHIATTY THEME.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:57 PM  
Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.
 
2012-09-17 08:01:30 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.


RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCY!
 
2012-09-17 08:01:41 PM  
Booo it's COLE
 
2012-09-17 08:02:04 PM  
*START STATIC*
 
2012-09-17 08:02:16 PM  
That's not Punk
 
2012-09-17 08:02:20 PM  
HA, big Face pop for Punk

Damn, having Paul go "It's Clobbering Time" would have been great
 
2012-09-17 08:02:21 PM  
Tanned eye sockets on his way to the ring.
 
2012-09-17 08:02:22 PM  
BEST IN THE ECW!
 
2012-09-17 08:02:22 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:02:25 PM  
HEEL HEYMAN IS ONLY HEYMAN!
 
2012-09-17 08:02:30 PM  
Holy shiat Punk let himself go.
 
2012-09-17 08:02:43 PM  
CM Punk is so gorgeous
 
2012-09-17 08:03:05 PM  
Awww, that one guy chanting "E-C-Dub!" is so precious.
 
2012-09-17 08:03:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.

RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCY!


I love the two people who worked together to "No-Sell Cancer"
 
2012-09-17 08:03:29 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Holy shiat Punk let himself go.


Clean living will do that to a man.
 
2012-09-17 08:03:49 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Awww, that one guy chanting "E-C-Dub!" is so precious.


this comment made me lol
 
2012-09-17 08:03:53 PM  
I swear my cable must be off when Raw is on. cause the talking doesn't match the lips
 
2012-09-17 08:04:22 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Awww, that one guy chanting "E-C-Dub!" is so precious.


I can just see Green Lantern Fan's buddy putting his arm around his shoulders and going "dude... the rainbow's over man.... let it go."
 
2012-09-17 08:04:30 PM  
Chad Patton out to explain to Cena what a draw is, lol.
 
2012-09-17 08:04:33 PM  
Referee with a name?

Vince is still dead, isn't he?
 
2012-09-17 08:04:38 PM  
Ref beatdown by Punk to further heel him up
 
2012-09-17 08:04:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


I would like them to commentate the next Congressional budget debate. Is there a way to arrange this?
 
2012-09-17 08:04:49 PM  
Wasn't Chad Patton the guy who Irish decked so he was involved in controversy.
 
2012-09-17 08:05:13 PM  
You know, the ref was in a shiatty position. What if Cena's right shoulder were up?
 
2012-09-17 08:05:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Referee with a name?

Vince is still dead, isn't he?


As long as we still have Black Ref and Li'l Naitch, all is right with the world.
 
2012-09-17 08:05:51 PM  
Why do I imagine the ref in the back, trying his hardest to learn his line "Yes I did."?
 
2012-09-17 08:06:02 PM  
Please be a c-o-n-spiracy angle...pleeeeaaassseee
 
2012-09-17 08:06:08 PM  
Camera phone footage on youtube?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
2012-09-17 08:06:10 PM  
YOUTUBE
 
2012-09-17 08:06:11 PM  

silgryphon: I swear my cable must be off when Raw is on. cause the talking doesn't match the lips


This is actually AAA Mexico, you are watching the dub
 
2012-09-17 08:06:32 PM  
John Cena: he owns teh Youtubes.
 
2012-09-17 08:06:37 PM  
I already want to kill the guy who filmed that footage.
 
2012-09-17 08:06:48 PM  
Was that the fan who Randy Orton told that he'd "kick his ass"
 
2012-09-17 08:06:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: You know, the ref was in a shiatty position. What if Cena's right shoulder were up?


There's your right shoulder, smart guy.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:09 PM  

TheManofPA: silgryphon: I swear my cable must be off when Raw is on. cause the talking doesn't match the lips

This is actually AAA Mexico, you are watching the dub


It's every week. Only when Raw is on.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:28 PM  
it kind of looked like Cena's right shoulder was off the mat to me
 
2012-09-17 08:07:36 PM  
YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-09-17 08:07:41 PM  
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPADOOOOOO!
 
2012-09-17 08:07:44 PM  
NEVER GIVE UP OGMZJOHNCENAISHER@$!@#$@#$@#$
 
2012-09-17 08:07:46 PM  
BAH GAWD IT'S NO SELL CENA
 
2012-09-17 08:07:48 PM  
NEVER GIVE UP with a pink ribbon as the I in GIVE.

Wowwwwww, haha.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:48 PM  
Wait, the last time I watched wrestling, CM Punk was a good guy. What happened?
 
2012-09-17 08:07:49 PM  
serious Cena is serious.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:54 PM  
CM Punk is going to be shown sitting on the hospital bed with King tonight isn't he?

WHY DOES CM PUNK SUPPORT CANCER?
 
2012-09-17 08:08:01 PM  
It's been so long since traditional wrestling rules were needed, there had to be a 7 minute explanation of how they worked.

HUSTLE! LOYALTY! CHEMO!
 
2012-09-17 08:08:30 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Wait, the last time I watched wrestling, CM Punk was a good guy. What happened?


WWE got desperate.
 
2012-09-17 08:08:43 PM  
Class act
 
2012-09-17 08:08:47 PM  

robsul82: NEVER GIVE UP with a pink ribbon as the I in GIVE.

Wowwwwww, haha.


I get the breast cancer awareness thing.. Good gesture but Vince is so obviously going 500% over the farking top to do everything possible to get mainstream media attention and be taken seriously.
 
2012-09-17 08:08:48 PM  
CENA SUCKS chant
 
2012-09-17 08:08:56 PM  
"Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."
 
2012-09-17 08:08:59 PM  
Can I get a "Planned Parenthood" chant in the arena please?
 
2012-09-17 08:09:14 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Wait, the last time I watched wrestling, CM Punk was a good guy. What happened?


Cena was due for the belt so just like Kane, Rock (they tried), Johnny Ace, Big Show before him

"they know my technical skills" Come on crowd, that was begging for you can't wrestle
 
2012-09-17 08:09:19 PM  
if you boo Cena you boo cancer survivors!
boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HOW THE HELL DO WE MAKE THIS GUY GET CHEERED
 
2012-09-17 08:09:20 PM  
lol Cena still sucks
 
2012-09-17 08:09:23 PM  
Chad Patton lost his smile.
 
2012-09-17 08:09:44 PM  
They did have a conversation, started off with "BUT MY DAD'S HERE!" if you noticed, lol. Cena argued against the draw because his dad was there.
 
2012-09-17 08:09:46 PM  
No, Cena! Don't mention FOOTBALL! People might remember they're missing MNF!
 
2012-09-17 08:09:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: It's been so long since traditional wrestling rules were needed, there had to be a 7 minute explanation of how they worked.

HUSTLE! LOYALTY! CHEMO!


When was the last time the main event ended in a time limit draw? We need one of those.
 
2012-09-17 08:09:51 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Can I get a "Planned Parenthood" chant in the arena please?


You already did. Cena sucks.
 
2012-09-17 08:10:07 PM  
Should have said Allstar game ends in a tie
 
2012-09-17 08:10:24 PM  
So how was ppv last night? That's how they finished cena/punk? Lame?
 
2012-09-17 08:10:28 PM  
how can the match end in a draw?!?!? Damn rules!
 
2012-09-17 08:10:30 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."


WHAT'S THIS?! BOBBY HEENAN! AND HE'S WORKING WITH CANCER! AFTER EVERYTHING CANCER DID TO HIM! OH MY! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! DAMN YOU BOBBY HEENAN! DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL!

/WE'RE OUTTA TIME
//DRINK SURGE!
 
2012-09-17 08:10:33 PM  
Correct answer - "I'm a referee, my interest isn't in any type of ending to a match."
 
2012-09-17 08:11:02 PM  
CM Punk is only 3-0-1 against John Cena, that's only 10 points and not the maximum of 12. CM PUNK SUCKS
 
2012-09-17 08:11:03 PM  
YES YES YES chant. Wrong person
 
2012-09-17 08:11:08 PM  
TIES ARE FOR PUSSIES AND DON'T MENTION THE THREE MATCHES I'VE ALREADY LOST TO HIM
 
2012-09-17 08:11:17 PM  

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: It's been so long since traditional wrestling rules were needed, there had to be a 7 minute explanation of how they worked.

HUSTLE! LOYALTY! CHEMO!

When was the last time the main event ended in a time limit draw? We need one of those.


I don't think they've mentioned time limits in years. Hell, WWF jettisoned 'em long before WCW did.
 
2012-09-17 08:11:34 PM  
they showed a bunch of people chanting YES YES YES
"i agree with the crowd chanting no!"
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
2012-09-17 08:11:51 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."

WHAT'S THIS?! BOBBY HEENAN! AND HE'S WORKING WITH CANCER! AFTER EVERYTHING CANCER DID TO HIM! OH MY! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! DAMN YOU BOBBY HEENAN! DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL!

/WE'RE OUTTA TIME
//DRINK SURGE!


"Damnit who let Sciavone out of the cage?"

"Don't worry Brain, we're gonna corral him and get him the help he needs folks!"
 
2012-09-17 08:11:52 PM  
RESPECT IS EARNED BY NAILING FAT CHICKS!
 
2012-09-17 08:11:53 PM  
Cena is no selling a tie.

Typical.
 
2012-09-17 08:11:58 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So how was ppv last night? That's how they finished cena/punk? Lame?


Actually when they swerved the finish it was better than Cena winning with that finisher so most were okay with it.
 
2012-09-17 08:12:08 PM  
Like the three other definitive decisions?
 
2012-09-17 08:12:43 PM  
Cena's on "one leg," but don't ask him to limp!
 
2012-09-17 08:12:54 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."

WHAT'S THIS?! BOBBY HEENAN! AND HE'S WORKING WITH CANCER! AFTER EVERYTHING CANCER DID TO HIM! OH MY! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! DAMN YOU BOBBY HEENAN! DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL!

/WE'RE OUTTA TIME
//DRINK SURGE!

"Damnit who let Sciavone out of the cage?"

"Don't worry Brain, we're gonna corral him and get him the help he needs folks!"


Keep your twitter under control
 
2012-09-17 08:13:15 PM  
The voice of the voice of the voiceless

Why is ADR here
 
2012-09-17 08:13:17 PM  

robsul82: Cena's on "one leg," but don't ask him to limp!


He couldn't do worse than Zack Ryder.

...Del Rio? Really?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:18 PM  
The Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless.

ADR?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:24 PM  
what the hell is this.
 
2012-09-17 08:13:25 PM  
Cena no sells Alberto Del Rio's music
 
2012-09-17 08:13:31 PM  
And here comes Del Rio to set up tonight's main event.
 
2012-09-17 08:13:32 PM  
Paul is the Mouth of Suaron?

Wait.....Alberto Del Rio to kill the crowd and get involved in another title fight?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:39 PM  
ADR?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:39 PM  
I am the voice of the voice of the voiceless. Nice.
 
2012-09-17 08:13:52 PM  
Del Rio, Cena, and CM Punk.. Is this 2011 still? It's the same farking angle..
 
2012-09-17 08:13:53 PM  
Cena vs. ADR to get Cena a FIFTH chance at Punk's WWE Championship.
 
2012-09-17 08:14:11 PM  
VOICE OF THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!

Endless Wheaton.

wilwheaton.typepad.com
 
2012-09-17 08:14:12 PM  
Ok, I love the "YEAHHHHHH RICARDOOOOOOOOO"
 
2012-09-17 08:14:12 PM  
ARMBAR!
 
2012-09-17 08:14:16 PM  
Hey del rio...what are you doing out here?
 
2012-09-17 08:14:17 PM  
No Alberto...Cena didn't lose...YOU lost.

Why am I defending Cena?
 
2012-09-17 08:14:17 PM  
ADR?


/*facepalm
 
2012-09-17 08:14:20 PM  
I love having heyman around... he just adds some sort of importance to whatever he's involved with, probably because he's the man on that microphone.

just glad he's there.
 
2012-09-17 08:14:24 PM  
Shut up, Not!Ricardo.
 
2012-09-17 08:14:27 PM  
I can't believe I am saying this about a segment Paul E. is involved with but... has football started yet.
/yawn
 
2012-09-17 08:14:49 PM  
AJ!!!!!!
 
2012-09-17 08:15:07 PM  
Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
 
2012-09-17 08:15:11 PM  
Ok admit it, most of this thread would definitely do AJ in that outfit. Except FNB, he can have the girl in the Dalek (who is hot)
 
2012-09-17 08:15:14 PM  
Given the expression on Cena's face, I'm now convinced he'shiatting that.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:16 PM  
Man, I tune out for a couple minutes and come back to this shiatfest?
 
2012-09-17 08:15:26 PM  
Teddy Long Tag Team match?
 
2012-09-17 08:15:33 PM  
Hey, someone remembered that AJ's supposed to be a crazy GM.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:44 PM  
Arrive.

Tag team match playa.

Leave.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:46 PM  
AJ is so goddamn adorable in that outfit.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:46 PM  
HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA, That's Teddy's gimmick
 
2012-09-17 08:15:46 PM  
Ugh.. A Teddy Long main event..
 
2012-09-17 08:15:49 PM  
Sounds like a crappy main event
 
2012-09-17 08:15:52 PM  
Yes, a Tag team match, because that will settle all title disputes.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:54 PM  
Good lord she looks good in that skirt
 
2012-09-17 08:15:56 PM  
Did I just get a "wait for it?"
 
2012-09-17 08:15:59 PM  
"Hear that? That is the sound of me losing interest!"
 
2012-09-17 08:16:25 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Given the expression on Cena's face, I'm now convinced he'shiatting that.


Dude, she's like a third of his normal woman
 
2012-09-17 08:16:27 PM  
tonight we're taking a page from WCW and running a triple cage match with David Arquette in a title vs title vs Cena for the title of who gets to be as big as Cena because the titles don't mean shiat and also Russo is in the match
 
2012-09-17 08:16:28 PM  
How's a tag match going to settle a singles title dispute...?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:31 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Given the expression on Cena's face, I'm now convinced he'shiatting that.


Whoa, unfortunate filter pwnage. Meh, let's pretend I meant Orton instead of Cena.
 
2012-09-17 08:16:33 PM  
Paul following AJ is hilarious.
 
2012-09-17 08:16:34 PM  
Is paul heyman chasing AJ with the McMahon walk?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:36 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Hear that? That is the sound of me losing interest!"


That generally is what that shiatty music signifies.
 
2012-09-17 08:16:42 PM  
Does this mean Punk wrestles at the 10 o clock hour?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:51 PM  
best part of last night's show?
Wet-shirt AJ
i205.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:17:03 PM  
Wait, after his horrible SD performance, they are letting Botch Cera on Raw?

Set your watches
 
2012-09-17 08:17:16 PM  

FinFangFark: Did I just get a "wait for it?"


...dary
 
2012-09-17 08:17:19 PM  
Hey, it's Mini-Mexican America!
 
2012-09-17 08:17:27 PM  
"Okay, you slip off the top rope and fall awkwardly onto your right shoulder. Then I'll mostly overshoot Miz in the entranceway."
 
2012-09-17 08:17:29 PM  
I want to deposit my semen "into" AJ Lee many, many times. I also want to "wipe my wang" on her "face" once or twenty times.
 
2012-09-17 08:17:48 PM  
Sin Cara next?

Oh goodie...last week we had a live heart attack...tonight someone will actually die.
 
2012-09-17 08:17:49 PM  

Rhames: Is paul heyman chasing AJ with the McMahon walk?


No... He walks that way because he's fat.
 
2012-09-17 08:18:22 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: best part of last night's show?
Wet-shirt AJ
[i205.photobucket.com image 700x300]


Yes. Yes. Yes.
 
2012-09-17 08:19:07 PM  

robsul82: How's a tag match going to settle a singles title dispute...?


Cena pins Del Rio after Punk stops caring
Punk vs. Cena at the next PPV

On smackdown, it'll somehow become Del Rio vs. Irish again or Del Rio vs. Irish vs. #2 Face
 
2012-09-17 08:19:08 PM  
Why all the Sin Cara heat? Remember all the crash and burns of the WCW Cruiserweight division? The last episode of WCW had Christopher Daniels suffer a stinger. That or it was the 2nd to last episode.
 
2012-09-17 08:19:16 PM  
Not Appropriate for Children Rosa Mendes' Ass to the ring!
 
2012-09-17 08:19:27 PM  

FinFangFark: Sin Cara next?

Oh goodie...last week we had a live heart attack...tonight someone will actually die.


I wonder if Vince is going to add the fake heart attack to his Be A Star repertoire?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:19:42 PM  
What is this...Bridgeport isn't in Mexico...
 
2012-09-17 08:20:24 PM  
Nice shirt Cole
 
2012-09-17 08:20:29 PM  
JBL JBL JBL! PLEASE COME OUT JBL!
 
2012-09-17 08:20:43 PM  

Number40: I want to deposit my semen "into" AJ Lee many, many times. I also want to "wipe my wang" on her "face" once or twenty times.


Light it up?
 
2012-09-17 08:21:04 PM  
I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.
 
2012-09-17 08:21:46 PM  
And you can get that great shirt NOW at the ShopZone!

...really, you can.
 
2012-09-17 08:21:54 PM  
Cole should become the Cryin' Man... he could have a pink ribbon, a mini crown, and all sorts of ribbons and pins for various causes.

www.oschti.ch
 
2012-09-17 08:22:01 PM  
and now the real commentary can begin!
 
2012-09-17 08:22:06 PM  
More wires than AT&T. That's because they are WIRELESS! upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-17 08:22:31 PM  
This Raw should be interesting

Oh hell yeah

JR!
 
2012-09-17 08:22:38 PM  
not long ago didn't cole turn lawlers' own kid against him?
 
2012-09-17 08:22:48 PM  
JR and JBL. Get the fark out of there, Cole.
 
2012-09-17 08:22:49 PM  
JR still pops the crowd.

Wait.....that's EVIL JR.
 
2012-09-17 08:22:50 PM  
Wipe your mouth, JR!
 
2012-09-17 08:23:07 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: AJ is so goddamn adorable in that outfit.


I sooooo love the black jacket white pearl-shimmer lining!!!! $20 says she got that in Wet Seal's junior's section. Don't laugh, if you're a woman under 5'3" and don't want to look like a 10-year-old they are about you're only hope.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:14 PM  
oh, i almost get choked up seeing JR come down the ramp. I love that man.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:22 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-17 08:23:22 PM  
As a Longhorn, I will admit, there is only one time I smile when I hear Boomer Sooner, and that's for Good 'Ole JR.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:29 PM  
Cool jbl and good ol jr
 
2012-09-17 08:23:30 PM  
It's Botch Cara time woot woot
 
2012-09-17 08:23:42 PM  

robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.


If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again
 
2012-09-17 08:23:43 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: not long ago didn't cole turn lawlers' own kid against him?


Shhhh......we might get more commentary about what is happening in the ring along with history. Of all the times to allow for a turn, this could be the most beneficial.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:46 PM  
YAY! JR still has the evil twin goatee.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:47 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Wipe your mouth, JR!


Vince insists JR wear his fecal matter on his face to keep JR humble.
 
2012-09-17 08:24:07 PM  
And Cole face turn complete.
 
2012-09-17 08:24:25 PM  

phedex: oh, i almost get choked up seeing JR come down the ramp. I love that man.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:24:33 PM  
Why are those soldiers wearing fatigues? Last I knew, it wasn't permitted to wear them while off duty.
 
2012-09-17 08:24:38 PM  
Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

whatistheexcel.com
 
2012-09-17 08:24:47 PM  

styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again


Ummm...
 
2012-09-17 08:25:15 PM  
You know, I find it funny that Sin Cara's titantron has no wrestling moves
 
2012-09-17 08:25:38 PM  
WOW Epico and Primo get jobber entrances
 
2012-09-17 08:25:44 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...


I think I'll buy my Jerry Lawler shirt, a Rise Above Melanomas hat, and a Blue Blazer cape.
 
2012-09-17 08:25:51 PM  

Rhames: Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

[whatistheexcel.com image 600x319]


What I wouldn't give to see Nattie with the belt again!
 
2012-09-17 08:26:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: phedex: oh, i almost get choked up seeing JR come down the ramp. I love that man.

[i6.photobucket.com image 244x196]


Not choked up in the daniel sense, choked up in the figurative sense.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:26 PM  
A Pink Rope?
 
2012-09-17 08:26:31 PM  
JBL keeps acting like there are other wrestling organizations!
 
2012-09-17 08:26:34 PM  
Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:41 PM  
I don't care what anyone says, I like Sin Cara.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:47 PM  
Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:54 PM  
I wonder if Rosa does their taxes?

K
 
2012-09-17 08:27:19 PM  

Rhames: A Pink Rope?


It's what Cena usually uses to tie himself to a post when he goes digging in a fat chick.
 
2012-09-17 08:27:29 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-17 08:27:55 PM  

Rosa....Jesus Christ!
i29.photobucket.com

 
2012-09-17 08:27:56 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.


Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.
 
2012-09-17 08:28:05 PM  

silgryphon: WOW Epico and Primo get jobber entrances


And Rosa's ass... truly, these are dark days.
 
2012-09-17 08:28:05 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.


I feel sooooooo bad for lulzing at that! Does make me wonder what came of all that and if she is ok though
 
2012-09-17 08:28:07 PM  

ShiningWizard: Rhames: Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

[whatistheexcel.com image 600x319]

What I wouldn't give to see Nattie with the belt again!


ShiningWizard: Rhames: Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

[whatistheexcel.com image 600x319]

What I wouldn't give to see Nattie with the belt again!


Well, I prefer the less is more approach. (Picture of a butt. I hate the NSFW concept) Link
 
2012-09-17 08:28:41 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...


Did I miss something because my TV was mute when Cole flashed the shirt.. I just assumed they weren't selling it
 
2012-09-17 08:28:46 PM  
Wait, why did they locate Taken 2 in Istanbul and not Constantinople?
 
2012-09-17 08:28:47 PM  
Taken 2...didn't we say all we really needed to say in Taken 1?
 
2012-09-17 08:28:47 PM  
Just checking in....see you all soon. Soon the family will be in bed and i get to snark on this craptastic show. But....WELCOME BACK JR!
 
2012-09-17 08:28:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Rhames: A Pink Rope?

It's what Cena usually uses to tie himself to a post when he goes digging in a fat chick.


The ring intro I did for a guy this past weekend is oh so appropriate for Cena.

/the man of the hour
//too sweet to be sour
///rollin' them fat girls in flour
 
2012-09-17 08:29:24 PM  

styckx: KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...

Did I miss something because my TV was mute when Cole flashed the shirt.. I just assumed they weren't selling it


They didn't pimp it on TV. But they probably expected people to go searching for it.
 
2012-09-17 08:29:36 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Wait, why did they locate Taken 2 in Istanbul and not Constantinople?


That's nobody's business but the Turks'.
 
2012-09-17 08:30:08 PM  

tbaughm: What is this...Bridgeport isn't in Mexico...


Never been to Bridgeport, have you?
 
2012-09-17 08:30:15 PM  

styckx: KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...

Did I miss something because my TV was mute when Cole flashed the shirt.. I just assumed they weren't selling it


Oh, they're selling it all right. $24.99 - 30.99, depending on the portliness of the fan.
 
2012-09-17 08:30:29 PM  

CK2005: I don't care what anyone says, I like Sin Cara.


Im with you. of all the botch machines, I like sabu the best unironically, But sin cara is cool.
 
2012-09-17 08:30:56 PM  

ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.

I feel sooooooo bad for lulzing at that! Does make me wonder what came of all that and if she is ok though


I always notice it's the women who laugh the most at my domestic abuse jokes.
 
2012-09-17 08:31:02 PM  
shocked this isn't a number one contenders match
 
2012-09-17 08:31:10 PM  
Must be the cowboy hat
 
2012-09-17 08:31:31 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.

I feel sooooooo bad for lulzing at that! Does make me wonder what came of all that and if she is ok though

I always notice it's the women who laugh the most at my domestic abuse jokes.


They have to, so you don't slap them.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:09 PM  
I hate your 619, Lawn Dart.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:15 PM  
ok that was the WORST 619 set up ever...I swear they went to another commercial during that.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:15 PM  
okay...technically this match is really bad. lot of botches and way too much telegraphing from primo and epico.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:15 PM  
*gets headscissored*

*runs halfway across the ring to fall into place*

*dies a little inside*
 
2012-09-17 08:32:21 PM  
Mysterio with the 1238!
 
2012-09-17 08:32:28 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...


To be fair, all the profits of the cancer t-shirts are going to charity. And that's all the profits, not just "portion of the proceeds" crap where the company makes a lot of money by making you think it is charity.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.


Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:44 PM  
You know....using Rey and Sin Cara in the growing tag division? Not the worst idea I've ever heard.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:51 PM  
I'm so shocked they won!!@! I never saw that coming!@#
 
2012-09-17 08:33:19 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.

Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.


wizard?
 
2012-09-17 08:33:24 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.

Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.


Heh. The Minority Rumble.

Oh, look, it's half the black people on the roster! They're taken care of for the night.
 
2012-09-17 08:33:39 PM  
Tag team feud!!!!
 
2012-09-17 08:33:45 PM  
80% of that match took place during commercials...
 
2012-09-17 08:33:47 PM  
So have we confirmed that Vinnie Mac died yet?
 
2012-09-17 08:33:48 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.

Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.


Looks like you damn near got what you asked for.
 
2012-09-17 08:33:49 PM  
I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION!
 
2012-09-17 08:33:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.


Bwahahaha
 
2012-09-17 08:33:52 PM  
Time for a terribly mediocre promo.
 
2012-09-17 08:33:56 PM  
why are all the minorities on the roster all in the tag team division?
 
2012-09-17 08:33:58 PM  
Cena, no!

Oh, Darren Young. Never mind.
 
2012-09-17 08:34:19 PM  
You mean you put two mediocre workers together, let them work the tag team style, and let their personalities grow and they'll get over?

Who'd have thought that would work?
 
2012-09-17 08:34:24 PM  
We are the takers......we are the UNDERtakers
 
2012-09-17 08:34:32 PM  
Titus oneal needs to be a singles star. He is a good promo guy, whole package.
 
2012-09-17 08:34:36 PM  
What did Black Cena just say?
 
2012-09-17 08:34:36 PM  
Bike stealing in 3...2....
 
2012-09-17 08:34:41 PM  
"They're unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Roman Polanski in a playground, Monsoon."
 
2012-09-17 08:34:46 PM  

silgryphon: Tag team feud!!!!


www.marcelusive.net

Oh, sure, the black man gonna take what he wants. Never see Cena doing that.
 
2012-09-17 08:35:10 PM  
I'm going to Disneyworld
 
2012-09-17 08:35:21 PM  
us9.memecdn.com
 
2012-09-17 08:35:28 PM  
TWO CENAS COMBINE
 
2012-09-17 08:35:46 PM  
We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?
 
2012-09-17 08:35:57 PM  

phedex: Titus oneal needs to be a singles star. He is a good promo guy, whole package.


Have no fear, Black Cena will be thrown through a plate glass window sooner or later.
 
2012-09-17 08:36:02 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "They're unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Roman Polanski in a playground, Monsoon."


WILL YOU STOP?


Quick, without looking: When was the last time the former champ won on Raw to regain the belt the following night?
 
2012-09-17 08:36:03 PM  
There is one Senatorial campaign that needs mainstream goodwill...
 
2012-09-17 08:36:15 PM  

clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?


They want you to want them. They need you to need them.
 
2012-09-17 08:36:30 PM  
Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.
 
2012-09-17 08:36:54 PM  

Rhames: [us9.memecdn.com image 600x362]


*snert*
 
2012-09-17 08:37:00 PM  
Yup, thanks to the Komen Group, lawyers with their breast cancer and/or their loved ones with breast cancer can make enough money to fight their disease by working to enforce the Komen Group's copyrights!
 
2012-09-17 08:37:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: There is one Senatorial campaign that needs mainstream goodwill...


Please let Linda get busted on tape saying things like she doesn't care about 47% of the country in secret meetings, lol. Please sweet baby Jesus.
 
2012-09-17 08:37:38 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?

They want you to want them. They need you to need them.


WE GET WHAT WE TAKE, CAUSE WE ATE WHAT YOU HAD.
 
2012-09-17 08:37:51 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?

They want you to want them. They need you to need them.


Well that's a cheap trick if I've ever heard one.
 
2012-09-17 08:38:30 PM  

phedex: KellyKellyKelly: clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?

They want you to want them. They need you to need them.

WE GET WHAT WE TAKE, CAUSE WE ATE WHAT YOU HAD.


I'll HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING
 
2012-09-17 08:38:58 PM  

Rhames: [us9.memecdn.com image 600x362]


You just made my Shop of Fame section again, lulz
 
2012-09-17 08:39:06 PM  

tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.


I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable
 
2012-09-17 08:40:11 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable


Yeah I can't see him being mean at all
 
2012-09-17 08:40:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable


I'd rather have violent insane homeless heel R Truth back.
 
2012-09-17 08:40:45 PM  
I don't want my Miz TV.
 
2012-09-17 08:40:47 PM  
Beth with a jobber entrance
 
2012-09-17 08:40:48 PM  

silgryphon: Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable

Yeah I can't see him being mean at all


Would make it that much better if he could pull it off
 
2012-09-17 08:40:56 PM  

FinFangFark: why are all the minorities on the roster all in the tag team division?


Because..

i.imgur.com

 
2012-09-17 08:41:06 PM  
piss break
 
2012-09-17 08:41:10 PM  
Let's have Layla on MizTV
 
2012-09-17 08:41:40 PM  
im torn...on one hand, i need to take a dump..on the other hand, beth is on screen.
 
2012-09-17 08:41:42 PM  
Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.
 
2012-09-17 08:41:51 PM  
Hey, Job Phoenix!
 
2012-09-17 08:41:52 PM  
"Beth Phoenx jobber entrance? Brain, comment?"

"Yes, Monsoon, ahem, fark YOU WWE!"
 
2012-09-17 08:41:58 PM  
Oh, Evil Eve. Rawrrrrrrrr.

JBL repeating the Jesse Ventura jokes from last night. Still funny, lol.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:01 PM  
Hoski chant? lulz
 
2012-09-17 08:42:10 PM  
Bless those two guys trying to get chants started... They try so hard, but fail so spectacularly.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:18 PM  
Layla has the weirdest farking accent I've EVER heard.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:35 PM  
Urrrrr, Gotta any gum?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 08:42:41 PM  
So that's how they farked kaitlynn out of her match and put eve back in it correctly?
 
2012-09-17 08:42:49 PM  

phedex: im torn...on one hand, i need to take a dump..on the other hand, beth is on screen.


Jerk off on the can.

Problem solved.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:56 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable


It'd be great if he snapped, starting talking about how great he performs in the ring, but finds that there is a glass ceiling unless he says "yessir Mr. M, nooo, I no talk out of line" And talk about how his location changes all the time to sound "ethnic", just call out all the bs.
 
2012-09-17 08:43:14 PM  
They're struggling to get a LET'S GO PHOENIX chant going, but it's being muffled by the bathroom tiles.
 
2012-09-17 08:43:17 PM  
My my how Beth has fallen
 
2012-09-17 08:43:18 PM  

penguin31: Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.


Kofi turning on Troof makes sense. Troof is all supporting of Lil' Jimmy, much like Cena. Kofi could snap and get tired of it, clamoring for respect and join up with Heyman/Punk.
 
2012-09-17 08:43:28 PM  
NO! Beth Phoenix's one weakness! A roll up after getting rammed into someone/something!
 
2012-09-17 08:43:44 PM  
man-ip-u-lay-tive
 
2012-09-17 08:43:58 PM  

tbaughm: penguin31: Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.

Kofi turning on Troof makes sense. Troof is all supporting of Lil' Jimmy, much like Cena. Kofi could snap and get tired of it, clamoring for respect and join up with Heyman/Punk.


I'm ok with this.

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2012-09-17 08:44:23 PM  

penguin31: Layla has the weirdest farking accent I've EVER heard.


Born in England, to Spanish and Moroccan parents, and lived in America for several years. I love the time period when she tried adopting a Brooklyn accent.
 
2012-09-17 08:44:23 PM  
what was up with the awful production after the match
 
2012-09-17 08:44:42 PM  
Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!
 
2012-09-17 08:45:28 PM  
that was some pooooooooooor commentary.
 
2012-09-17 08:45:33 PM  
Dammit, I need the ponies to win and Manning just threw an INT.

I blame Cole
 
2012-09-17 08:45:36 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: tbaughm: penguin31: Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.

Kofi turning on Troof makes sense. Troof is all supporting of Lil' Jimmy, much like Cena. Kofi could snap and get tired of it, clamoring for respect and join up with Heyman/Punk.

I'm ok with this.

/.jpg


yeah that makes sense cept Truth should turn heel cuz he's awesome as heel
 
2012-09-17 08:46:06 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So that's how they farked kaitlynn out of her match and put eve back in it correctly?


Yea but imagine Kaitlyn and her "developing skillset" in front of that Boston crowd last night. Would have been ugly. At least Layla and Eve could give them a passable match.
 
2012-09-17 08:46:22 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable

It'd be great if he snapped, starting talking about how great he performs in the ring, but finds that there is a glass ceiling unless he says "yessir Mr. M, nooo, I no talk out of line" And talk about how his location changes all the time to sound "ethnic", just call out all the bs.


That would be great. I really thought he was supposed to be jamaican because of the dreads and his last name being kingston as in kingston jamaica.
 
2012-09-17 08:46:27 PM  

phedex: that was some pooooooooooor commentary.


Well, it is a Quiznos commercial.
 
2012-09-17 08:47:43 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: phedex: that was some pooooooooooor commentary.

Well, it is a Quiznos commercial.


"BAH GAWD THAT COW HAS A FAMILY!"

"Thank you JR."
 
2012-09-17 08:48:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable

It'd be great if he snapped, starting talking about how great he performs in the ring, but finds that there is a glass ceiling unless he says "yessir Mr. M, nooo, I no talk out of line" And talk about how his location changes all the time to sound "ethnic", just call out all the bs.

That would be great. I really thought he was supposed to be jamaican because of the dreads and his last name being kingston as in kingston jamaica.


He was Jamaican when he debuted, but he very quietly started hailing from Ghana and dropped the accent. DX even called him out on it after a few months. Laughs were had by all.
 
2012-09-17 08:48:31 PM  

Rhames: Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!


I hate it when they don't feature boobings.
 
2012-09-17 08:49:14 PM  
Apparently post match, he said "WOO WOO WOO You know it' in other languages. Had they done that on TV, it would have helped get him over as a heel
 
2012-09-17 08:49:19 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Rhames: Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!

I hate it when they don't feature boobings.


Boobings?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-17 08:49:42 PM  
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
 
2012-09-17 08:49:49 PM  
SOMEBODY CALL MY TAXI