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2012-09-17 11:14:05 AM
I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.
 
2012-09-17 12:06:12 PM

Fisty Bum: I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.


Pfft

Those two could never hold water to the team of Lawler/JR. People who call Monsoon and Ventura the greatest commentator team are full of shi.
 
2012-09-17 12:52:53 PM

cman: Fisty Bum: I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.

Pfft

Those two could never hold water to the team of Lawler/JR. People who call Monsoon and Ventura the greatest commentator team are full of shi.


What someone who is full of Shi may look like

2.bp.blogspot.com

/surely this one is obscure.
 
2012-09-17 01:25:37 PM
Not too obscure, one of the headliners of the "Bad Girl" comics back in the mid-90s. (Also included Vampirella and Lady Death as the main trio of characters)
 
2012-09-17 02:01:22 PM

cman: Monsoon and Ventura


Bull. Monsoon Heenan were much better, King/Lawler are a close second.
 
2012-09-17 02:29:16 PM
Sports tab?
 
2012-09-17 02:34:13 PM

Raging Whore Moans: Sports tab?


fark you, that's why.
 
2012-09-17 04:07:23 PM

ManateeGag: cman: Monsoon and Ventura

Bull. Monsoon Heenan were much better, King/Lawler are a close second.


You wanna take this outside?

Riddle me this, Batman, who was funnier? Who was more entertaining?

shiat, Heyman/JR (when Lawler took his ball and went home when they fired his wife) was a better team than Monsoon and Heenan. I am sorry, but just because Monsoon is a wrestling legend does not give him a free pass for his horrible commentating skills.
 
2012-09-17 04:26:12 PM
Always kind of liked Vince/savage. Not the greatest, but good nonetheless.
 
2012-09-17 04:27:01 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Now THAT is a commentary team.
 
2012-09-17 04:41:07 PM

SaprolingToken: Not too obscure, one of the headliners of the "Bad Girl" comics back in the mid-90s. (Also included Vampirella Witchblade and Lady Death as the main trio of characters)



Vampirella was 70s/80s
 
2012-09-17 04:42:55 PM

dugitman: SaprolingToken: Not too obscure, one of the headliners of the "Bad Girl" comics back in the mid-90s. (Also included Vampirella Witchblade and Lady Death as the main trio of characters)


Vampirella was 70s/80s


Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.
 
2012-09-17 05:02:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.

 
Maybe in a historical sense, but then we'd have to say Angela was too- and she didnt even have a series. Vampirella was outsold by Razor on her own label by 95. The big 3 in sales were Witchblade, Lady Death, and shiathough all their production schedules blew. At least Vampy came out somewhat monthly.
 
2012-09-17 05:03:36 PM
laf at filterpwn
 
2012-09-17 05:14:58 PM

dugitman: FirstNationalBastard: Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.
 
Maybe in a historical sense, but then we'd have to say Angela was too- and she didnt even have a series. Vampirella was outsold by Razor on her own label by 95. The big 3 in sales were Witchblade, Lady Death, and shiathough all their production schedules blew. At least Vampy came out somewhat monthly.


I was going to say that I remember the original Shi series coming out on a fairly regular schedule, but then I looked at the publication dates for the series and realized you were right... it took 3 farking years for a 12 issue mini-series and a one shot special to be released.
 
2012-09-17 05:23:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: it took 3 farking years for a 12 issue mini-series and a one shot special to be released.


Darkchylde was the most ridiculous. Asshole released 2 issues over a year and had like 12 con/wizard/DF "exclusive" variants to them. Meanwhile I had 8 solicited issues of the POS on order with no clue when they would arrive or what they would sell.
 
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2012-09-17 05:58:17 PM

cman: Fisty Bum: I really want them to keep the commentating duo of Cole and JBL. They were fantastic last night.

Pfft

Those two could never hold water to the team of Lawler/JR. People who call Monsoon and Ventura the greatest commentator team are full of shi.


I await Bobby and the Gorilla's thoughts (as we all do).

And man, last night's PPV was pretty good, maybe not the best but having commentators talk up the matches and a decent crowd pushed the show along and made it better. I enjoyed myself watching. As for the Punk-Cena finish, as a way to keep the belt on Punk and try to make him more heel, I'm okay with it. I agree that I don't like that Cena no-sold the end and went all Irish with his celebration (i.e. completely fresh), but he did work strong during the match itself. I just wish once he'd celebrate like Punk did at MITB, happy for the win, but limping around like he got shot.
 
2012-09-17 05:59:52 PM
Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.
 
2012-09-17 06:03:39 PM

dugitman: FirstNationalBastard: Yes, but Harris comics brought Vampirella back in the 90s, and she was a cornerstone of '90s bad girl comics.
 
Maybe in a historical sense, but then we'd have to say Angela was too- and she didnt even have a series. Vampirella was outsold by Razor on her own label by 95. The big 3 in sales were Witchblade, Lady Death, and shiathough all their production schedules blew. At least Vampy came out somewhat monthly.


1) Angela did have her own (mini) series.
2) I should have been more specific. I was referring to that 93-94 span when vamp, death, and shi were tearing up the back issue resale market (but not so much the new sales)
3) Witchblade was a top cow that managed to hold on during the comic book crash. She wasn't part of the big 3 "bad girl" movement.
 
2012-09-17 06:21:02 PM

TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.


Must not have enjoyed the LET'S GO ZIGGLER chants and especially not the ZIGGLER'S BETTER chant, haha.
 
2012-09-17 06:25:07 PM

TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.


There are actually other people out there who dislike Randy Orton? I thought I was the only one. I am sorry but the psychotic gimmick doesnt really work on him. I think he should return to his Chip on the shoulder gimmick.
 
2012-09-17 06:31:07 PM

cman: TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.

There are actually other people out there who dislike Randy Orton? I thought I was the only one. I am sorry but the psychotic gimmick doesnt really work on him. I think he should return to his Chip on the shoulder gimmick.


i6.photobucket.com

STUPID MAT! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AFTER THE SHOW! AND OH, THE POOP YOU WILL SEE!
 
2012-09-17 06:53:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: cman: TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.

There are actually other people out there who dislike Randy Orton? I thought I was the only one. I am sorry but the psychotic gimmick doesnt really work on him. I think he should return to his Chip on the shoulder gimmick.

[i6.photobucket.com image 476x390]

STUPID MAT! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AFTER THE SHOW! AND OH, THE POOP YOU WILL SEE!


I just saw him wrestle on a house show that came up here on Saturday. WWE basically gave away the results by making every title holder defend their championship (aint no way in hell WWE would ever drop a title at a house show, especially one day from the PPV). Anyways, Orton was really over, especially with the ladies. I took my sister to the show, and she had no idea who he was, but after the show she couldnt stop talking about how hot he was.

/Same house show, Cody Rhodes drew impressive heat. He had the biggest heel reaction of the night IMO. It could have been that way because it was an opening match, but whatever
 
2012-09-17 07:01:53 PM
JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.
 
2012-09-17 07:03:40 PM

DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.


JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.
 
2012-09-17 07:06:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 07:11:32 PM
Evening all.
 
2012-09-17 07:12:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


I'm on board with this. I'm very much on board with this.
 
2012-09-17 07:12:34 PM
Yay, finally the thread shows up! I look forward to this all damn week. Just about one more hour till we see what happened after the weirdness that was last week's episode. I also wonder if attendance in here is gonna suffer due to MNF. Only time will tell.
 
2012-09-17 07:13:36 PM
Best commentary for me has got to be JR/Heyman, especially at Wrestlemania 17. JR/King is close second. Vintage Cole (before he moved to RAW) with any of the partners he worked with is probably third.

/yeah, I'm young
 
2012-09-17 07:14:59 PM

cman: I just saw him wrestle on a house show that came up here on Saturday. WWE basically gave away the results by making every title holder defend their championship (aint no way in hell WWE would ever drop a title at a house show, especially one day from the PPV). Anyways, Orton was really over, especially with the ladies. I took my sister to the show, and she had no idea who he was, but after the show she couldnt stop talking about how hot he was.


Has your sister ever considered Lasik surgery?

I'm not saying he's hideous, but I just don't get this hotness thing other women find in him.
 
2012-09-17 07:15:32 PM
 
2012-09-17 07:17:34 PM
Smackdown in Philly tomorrow night. I kinda sorta want to go, but I really don't want to waste money on any potential for disappointment.
 
2012-09-17 07:19:25 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 07:19:29 PM

DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.


I'm actually alright with this
 
2012-09-17 07:20:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 07:20:59 PM

cman: ManateeGag: cman: Monsoon and Ventura

Bull. Monsoon Heenan were much better, King/Lawler are a close second.

You wanna take this outside?

Riddle me this, Batman, who was funnier? Who was more entertaining?

shiat, Heyman/JR (when Lawler took his ball and went home when they fired his wife) was a better team than Monsoon and Heenan. I am sorry, but just because Monsoon is a wrestling legend does not give him a free pass for his horrible commentating skills.


May Randy Orton mistake your mouth for a woman's purse.
 
2012-09-17 07:24:57 PM

KellyKellyKelly: cman: I just saw him wrestle on a house show that came up here on Saturday. WWE basically gave away the results by making every title holder defend their championship (aint no way in hell WWE would ever drop a title at a house show, especially one day from the PPV). Anyways, Orton was really over, especially with the ladies. I took my sister to the show, and she had no idea who he was, but after the show she couldnt stop talking about how hot he was.

Has your sister ever considered Lasik surgery?

I'm not saying he's hideous, but I just don't get this hotness thing other women find in him.


I love ya to death K3 but I tried to tell you last night ;-)

/oh and hello one and all!
 
2012-09-17 07:29:13 PM

TheManofPA: Randy Boreton update:
As covered last night, the cameras caught Randy Orton flipping off some fans during his match with Dolph Ziggler at Night of Champions. Several fan reports noted that during the match, Orton got into a pretty heated argument with some fans.

The argument continued after the match and both sides were said to be very animated. More than one fan reported that Orton told the fan that he would "kick his ass" after the show.


It must be the fans that were mocking him with the chants. FWC guy that was at the PPV, your city did NOC proud. Very good chanting throughout.


::raises hand::
 
2012-09-17 07:32:01 PM
JR is announcing tonight (per wrestlezone)

this is AWESOME news.

Glad that jerry is out of the hospital. Last week was sad. Lets have a good time tonight!
 
2012-09-17 07:35:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


Man, we haven't seen a three man booth like this since "_______"

/obscure 1976 JBL reference
//loved it last night
 
2012-09-17 07:36:45 PM
Lets hope JR doesn't have an attack tonight
 
2012-09-17 07:41:17 PM
A) Where is tonight's Raw from (in case it is too small for WWE to mention)
B) When will it come out that Shane ran last night's Raw because Vince and HHH got their dicks stuck in a Chinese finger trap on Saturday?
 
2012-09-17 07:46:36 PM

TheManofPA: Where is tonight's Raw from


Bridgeport, CT.
 
2012-09-17 07:47:46 PM

silgryphon: Lets hope JR doesn't have an attack tonight


By "attack" do you mean Vince having someone defecate on JR in the middle of the ring? I mean...it's good for business.
 
2012-09-17 07:48:38 PM
From SK's Blog of Doom, talking about potential dream matches for WM30 from Cowboys Stadium -

One guy: "I think a better way to go is to turn Austin heel. They can play up how he beat up Debra, walked out on the company, is a raging violent drunk, supports cancer, gives money to terrorist groups, wasn't really born in Texas and is ashamed he's believed to be a Texan....then have him face Cena. Cena can wear a cowboy hat and come to the ring on a horse with the Dallas Cowboys in his corner."

Another guy in response: "You forgot the part where they'd announce that Austin was really a life-long vegan and preferred French wine over beer, while Cena has a Texas steak and Lonestar beer every night for dinner."

Sadly, this sarcastic exchange has the definite ring of truth, lol.
 
2012-09-17 07:49:05 PM
OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight
 
2012-09-17 07:50:17 PM

KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: Where is tonight's Raw from

Bridgeport, CT.


So we should expect a segment promoting Linda for Senate with lip service paid to her opponent to appear "fair".
 
2012-09-17 07:50:20 PM
I am the tag team champions
 
2012-09-17 07:54:05 PM

tbaughm: I am the tag team champions


NO! I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-09-17 07:54:41 PM

silgryphon: tbaughm: I am the tag team champions

NO! I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS


I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-09-17 07:55:08 PM

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


Pretty much. I think part of why they aren't going to acknowledge it was that it wasn't really a turn. Most people felt for him because he looked like a dear friend had died. Cole actually appearing as human allows them to just let him call the action because we can go "okay, he was playing a role, now he can play Cole. Maybe occasionally he references a bad decision he made". Easiest thing would be when Jerry comes back even to say hello, Cole just acknowledges things and says how happy he was and hopes King forgives him for their bad times. King does, they can just call the show.

As for Bridgeport, is Vince just having all his employee's families show up in full Cena gear tonight
 
2012-09-17 07:55:14 PM

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


This was Vince's opportunity to have Cole turn. They know how it sounds crappy to have Cole bob in and out of PBP and to heel personality. Then last night the internet buzz was having Cole just PBP and bringing an actual functioning heel personality, it really made the show a lot better.

So let's just sweep it all under the rug. Because that's what Vince does.
 
2012-09-17 07:55:39 PM

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


They did give updates on Smackdown, and encouraged everyone to send their best wishes to Lawler via Twitter (of course). I believe they also mentioned his recovery last night as well.
 
2012-09-17 07:56:23 PM

NakedReporta: OK so let's catch me up to speed here for a minute. Lawler has his heart attack last Monday during RAW. Cole goes from heel commentator to straight PBP guy for the rest of the match, then later put on the Owen voice to convey the news, then goes silent rest of match except for updates. Cole earns plaudits and Internet buzz is that WWE should yank him from the heel role and move him to PBP full-time. So now it looks like they're going to do that, without outwardly acknowledging that that's what they're doing, or with any kind of storyline or setup to really transition him. JR comes in to do face color and JBL will do the heel color, at least for now, but they may do some mixing and matching to find the best pairing (or at least the one WWE likes). But they're not going to acknowledge the Cole switch, it's just gonna happen. Is that pretty much the sum of things?

Also, because I was away and missed Friday and Sunday, curious to know if they acknowledged Lawler's condition on Smackdown or NOC. Did they?

/gonna watch tonight


Update on Lawler at the top of the PPV, right before they introduced JBL.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:37 PM

FinFangFark: This was Vince's opportunity to have Cole turn. They know how it sounds crappy to have Cole bob in and out of PBP and to heel personality. Then last night the internet buzz was having Cole just PBP and bringing an actual functioning heel personality, it really made the show a lot better.

So let's just sweep it all under the rug. Because that's what Vince does.


I'm OK with this.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:44 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN. NOW. GAGNE.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:46 PM
Lets do this thing
 
2012-09-17 08:00:52 PM
THEN.

NOW.

SHIATTY THEME.
 
2012-09-17 08:00:57 PM
Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.
 
2012-09-17 08:01:30 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.


RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCY!
 
2012-09-17 08:01:41 PM
Booo it's COLE
 
2012-09-17 08:02:04 PM
*START STATIC*
 
2012-09-17 08:02:16 PM
That's not Punk
 
2012-09-17 08:02:20 PM
HA, big Face pop for Punk

Damn, having Paul go "It's Clobbering Time" would have been great
 
2012-09-17 08:02:21 PM
Tanned eye sockets on his way to the ring.
 
2012-09-17 08:02:22 PM
BEST IN THE ECW!
 
2012-09-17 08:02:22 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:02:25 PM
HEEL HEYMAN IS ONLY HEYMAN!
 
2012-09-17 08:02:30 PM
Holy shiat Punk let himself go.
 
2012-09-17 08:02:43 PM
CM Punk is so gorgeous
 
2012-09-17 08:03:05 PM
Awww, that one guy chanting "E-C-Dub!" is so precious.
 
2012-09-17 08:03:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: Cancerous Cena in the opening credits for Raw tonight.

RISE ABOVE MALIGNANCY!


I love the two people who worked together to "No-Sell Cancer"
 
2012-09-17 08:03:29 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Holy shiat Punk let himself go.


Clean living will do that to a man.
 
2012-09-17 08:03:49 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Awww, that one guy chanting "E-C-Dub!" is so precious.


this comment made me lol
 
2012-09-17 08:03:53 PM
I swear my cable must be off when Raw is on. cause the talking doesn't match the lips
 
2012-09-17 08:04:22 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Awww, that one guy chanting "E-C-Dub!" is so precious.


I can just see Green Lantern Fan's buddy putting his arm around his shoulders and going "dude... the rainbow's over man.... let it go."
 
2012-09-17 08:04:30 PM
Chad Patton out to explain to Cena what a draw is, lol.
 
2012-09-17 08:04:33 PM
Referee with a name?

Vince is still dead, isn't he?
 
2012-09-17 08:04:38 PM
Ref beatdown by Punk to further heel him up
 
2012-09-17 08:04:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: DaFlava737: JR on commentary tonight... Could be interesting.

JR and JBL on commentary tonight.

Looks like they're trying out the PBP Cole, heel and face color guys idea.


I would like them to commentate the next Congressional budget debate. Is there a way to arrange this?
 
2012-09-17 08:04:49 PM
Wasn't Chad Patton the guy who Irish decked so he was involved in controversy.
 
2012-09-17 08:05:13 PM
You know, the ref was in a shiatty position. What if Cena's right shoulder were up?
 
2012-09-17 08:05:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Referee with a name?

Vince is still dead, isn't he?


As long as we still have Black Ref and Li'l Naitch, all is right with the world.
 
2012-09-17 08:05:51 PM
Why do I imagine the ref in the back, trying his hardest to learn his line "Yes I did."?
 
2012-09-17 08:06:02 PM
Please be a c-o-n-spiracy angle...pleeeeaaassseee
 
2012-09-17 08:06:08 PM
Camera phone footage on youtube?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
2012-09-17 08:06:10 PM
YOUTUBE
 
2012-09-17 08:06:11 PM

silgryphon: I swear my cable must be off when Raw is on. cause the talking doesn't match the lips


This is actually AAA Mexico, you are watching the dub
 
2012-09-17 08:06:32 PM
John Cena: he owns teh Youtubes.
 
2012-09-17 08:06:37 PM
I already want to kill the guy who filmed that footage.
 
2012-09-17 08:06:48 PM
Was that the fan who Randy Orton told that he'd "kick his ass"
 
2012-09-17 08:06:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You know, the ref was in a shiatty position. What if Cena's right shoulder were up?


There's your right shoulder, smart guy.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:09 PM

TheManofPA: silgryphon: I swear my cable must be off when Raw is on. cause the talking doesn't match the lips

This is actually AAA Mexico, you are watching the dub


It's every week. Only when Raw is on.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:28 PM
it kind of looked like Cena's right shoulder was off the mat to me
 
2012-09-17 08:07:36 PM
YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-09-17 08:07:41 PM
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPADOOOOOO!
 
2012-09-17 08:07:44 PM
NEVER GIVE UP OGMZJOHNCENAISHER@$!@#$@#$@#$
 
2012-09-17 08:07:46 PM
BAH GAWD IT'S NO SELL CENA
 
2012-09-17 08:07:48 PM
NEVER GIVE UP with a pink ribbon as the I in GIVE.

Wowwwwww, haha.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:48 PM
Wait, the last time I watched wrestling, CM Punk was a good guy. What happened?
 
2012-09-17 08:07:49 PM
serious Cena is serious.
 
2012-09-17 08:07:54 PM
CM Punk is going to be shown sitting on the hospital bed with King tonight isn't he?

WHY DOES CM PUNK SUPPORT CANCER?
 
2012-09-17 08:08:01 PM
It's been so long since traditional wrestling rules were needed, there had to be a 7 minute explanation of how they worked.

HUSTLE! LOYALTY! CHEMO!
 
2012-09-17 08:08:30 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Wait, the last time I watched wrestling, CM Punk was a good guy. What happened?


WWE got desperate.
 
2012-09-17 08:08:43 PM
Class act
 
2012-09-17 08:08:47 PM

robsul82: NEVER GIVE UP with a pink ribbon as the I in GIVE.

Wowwwwww, haha.


I get the breast cancer awareness thing.. Good gesture but Vince is so obviously going 500% over the farking top to do everything possible to get mainstream media attention and be taken seriously.
 
2012-09-17 08:08:48 PM
CENA SUCKS chant
 
2012-09-17 08:08:56 PM
"Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."
 
2012-09-17 08:08:59 PM
Can I get a "Planned Parenthood" chant in the arena please?
 
2012-09-17 08:09:14 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Wait, the last time I watched wrestling, CM Punk was a good guy. What happened?


Cena was due for the belt so just like Kane, Rock (they tried), Johnny Ace, Big Show before him

"they know my technical skills" Come on crowd, that was begging for you can't wrestle
 
2012-09-17 08:09:19 PM
if you boo Cena you boo cancer survivors!
boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HOW THE HELL DO WE MAKE THIS GUY GET CHEERED
 
2012-09-17 08:09:20 PM
lol Cena still sucks
 
2012-09-17 08:09:23 PM
Chad Patton lost his smile.
 
2012-09-17 08:09:44 PM
They did have a conversation, started off with "BUT MY DAD'S HERE!" if you noticed, lol. Cena argued against the draw because his dad was there.
 
2012-09-17 08:09:46 PM
No, Cena! Don't mention FOOTBALL! People might remember they're missing MNF!
 
2012-09-17 08:09:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: It's been so long since traditional wrestling rules were needed, there had to be a 7 minute explanation of how they worked.

HUSTLE! LOYALTY! CHEMO!


When was the last time the main event ended in a time limit draw? We need one of those.
 
2012-09-17 08:09:51 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Can I get a "Planned Parenthood" chant in the arena please?


You already did. Cena sucks.
 
2012-09-17 08:10:07 PM
Should have said Allstar game ends in a tie
 
2012-09-17 08:10:24 PM
So how was ppv last night? That's how they finished cena/punk? Lame?
 
2012-09-17 08:10:28 PM
how can the match end in a draw?!?!? Damn rules!
 
2012-09-17 08:10:30 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."


WHAT'S THIS?! BOBBY HEENAN! AND HE'S WORKING WITH CANCER! AFTER EVERYTHING CANCER DID TO HIM! OH MY! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! DAMN YOU BOBBY HEENAN! DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL!

/WE'RE OUTTA TIME
//DRINK SURGE!
 
2012-09-17 08:10:33 PM
Correct answer - "I'm a referee, my interest isn't in any type of ending to a match."
 
2012-09-17 08:11:02 PM
CM Punk is only 3-0-1 against John Cena, that's only 10 points and not the maximum of 12. CM PUNK SUCKS
 
2012-09-17 08:11:03 PM
YES YES YES chant. Wrong person
 
2012-09-17 08:11:08 PM
TIES ARE FOR PUSSIES AND DON'T MENTION THE THREE MATCHES I'VE ALREADY LOST TO HIM
 
2012-09-17 08:11:17 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: It's been so long since traditional wrestling rules were needed, there had to be a 7 minute explanation of how they worked.

HUSTLE! LOYALTY! CHEMO!

When was the last time the main event ended in a time limit draw? We need one of those.


I don't think they've mentioned time limits in years. Hell, WWF jettisoned 'em long before WCW did.
 
2012-09-17 08:11:34 PM
they showed a bunch of people chanting YES YES YES
"i agree with the crowd chanting no!"
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
2012-09-17 08:11:51 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."

WHAT'S THIS?! BOBBY HEENAN! AND HE'S WORKING WITH CANCER! AFTER EVERYTHING CANCER DID TO HIM! OH MY! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! DAMN YOU BOBBY HEENAN! DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL!

/WE'RE OUTTA TIME
//DRINK SURGE!


"Damnit who let Sciavone out of the cage?"

"Don't worry Brain, we're gonna corral him and get him the help he needs folks!"
 
2012-09-17 08:11:52 PM
RESPECT IS EARNED BY NAILING FAT CHICKS!
 
2012-09-17 08:11:53 PM
Cena is no selling a tie.

Typical.
 
2012-09-17 08:11:58 PM

Igor Jakovsky: So how was ppv last night? That's how they finished cena/punk? Lame?


Actually when they swerved the finish it was better than Cena winning with that finisher so most were okay with it.
 
2012-09-17 08:12:08 PM
Like the three other definitive decisions?
 
2012-09-17 08:12:43 PM
Cena's on "one leg," but don't ask him to limp!
 
2012-09-17 08:12:54 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Damnit Monoon."

"What Brain?"

"Now I have to root for cancer."

WHAT'S THIS?! BOBBY HEENAN! AND HE'S WORKING WITH CANCER! AFTER EVERYTHING CANCER DID TO HIM! OH MY! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! DAMN YOU BOBBY HEENAN! DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL!

/WE'RE OUTTA TIME
//DRINK SURGE!

"Damnit who let Sciavone out of the cage?"

"Don't worry Brain, we're gonna corral him and get him the help he needs folks!"


Keep your twitter under control
 
2012-09-17 08:13:15 PM
The voice of the voice of the voiceless

Why is ADR here
 
2012-09-17 08:13:17 PM

robsul82: Cena's on "one leg," but don't ask him to limp!


He couldn't do worse than Zack Ryder.

...Del Rio? Really?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:18 PM
The Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless.

ADR?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:24 PM
what the hell is this.
 
2012-09-17 08:13:25 PM
Cena no sells Alberto Del Rio's music
 
2012-09-17 08:13:31 PM
And here comes Del Rio to set up tonight's main event.
 
2012-09-17 08:13:32 PM
Paul is the Mouth of Suaron?

Wait.....Alberto Del Rio to kill the crowd and get involved in another title fight?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:39 PM
ADR?
 
2012-09-17 08:13:39 PM
I am the voice of the voice of the voiceless. Nice.
 
2012-09-17 08:13:52 PM
Del Rio, Cena, and CM Punk.. Is this 2011 still? It's the same farking angle..
 
2012-09-17 08:13:53 PM
Cena vs. ADR to get Cena a FIFTH chance at Punk's WWE Championship.
 
2012-09-17 08:14:11 PM
VOICE OF THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!

Endless Wheaton.

wilwheaton.typepad.com
 
2012-09-17 08:14:12 PM
Ok, I love the "YEAHHHHHH RICARDOOOOOOOOO"
 
2012-09-17 08:14:12 PM
ARMBAR!
 
2012-09-17 08:14:16 PM
Hey del rio...what are you doing out here?
 
2012-09-17 08:14:17 PM
No Alberto...Cena didn't lose...YOU lost.

Why am I defending Cena?
 
2012-09-17 08:14:17 PM
ADR?


/*facepalm
 
2012-09-17 08:14:20 PM
I love having heyman around... he just adds some sort of importance to whatever he's involved with, probably because he's the man on that microphone.

just glad he's there.
 
2012-09-17 08:14:24 PM
Shut up, Not!Ricardo.
 
2012-09-17 08:14:27 PM
I can't believe I am saying this about a segment Paul E. is involved with but... has football started yet.
/yawn
 
2012-09-17 08:14:49 PM
AJ!!!!!!
 
2012-09-17 08:15:07 PM
Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
 
2012-09-17 08:15:11 PM
Ok admit it, most of this thread would definitely do AJ in that outfit. Except FNB, he can have the girl in the Dalek (who is hot)
 
2012-09-17 08:15:14 PM
Given the expression on Cena's face, I'm now convinced he'shiatting that.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:16 PM
Man, I tune out for a couple minutes and come back to this shiatfest?
 
2012-09-17 08:15:26 PM
Teddy Long Tag Team match?
 
2012-09-17 08:15:33 PM
Hey, someone remembered that AJ's supposed to be a crazy GM.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:44 PM
Arrive.

Tag team match playa.

Leave.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:46 PM
AJ is so goddamn adorable in that outfit.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:46 PM
HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA, That's Teddy's gimmick
 
2012-09-17 08:15:46 PM
Ugh.. A Teddy Long main event..
 
2012-09-17 08:15:49 PM
Sounds like a crappy main event
 
2012-09-17 08:15:52 PM
Yes, a Tag team match, because that will settle all title disputes.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:54 PM
Good lord she looks good in that skirt
 
2012-09-17 08:15:56 PM
Did I just get a "wait for it?"
 
2012-09-17 08:15:59 PM
"Hear that? That is the sound of me losing interest!"
 
2012-09-17 08:16:25 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Given the expression on Cena's face, I'm now convinced he'shiatting that.


Dude, she's like a third of his normal woman
 
2012-09-17 08:16:27 PM
tonight we're taking a page from WCW and running a triple cage match with David Arquette in a title vs title vs Cena for the title of who gets to be as big as Cena because the titles don't mean shiat and also Russo is in the match
 
2012-09-17 08:16:28 PM
How's a tag match going to settle a singles title dispute...?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:31 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Given the expression on Cena's face, I'm now convinced he'shiatting that.


Whoa, unfortunate filter pwnage. Meh, let's pretend I meant Orton instead of Cena.
 
2012-09-17 08:16:33 PM
Paul following AJ is hilarious.
 
2012-09-17 08:16:34 PM
Is paul heyman chasing AJ with the McMahon walk?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:36 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Hear that? That is the sound of me losing interest!"


That generally is what that shiatty music signifies.
 
2012-09-17 08:16:42 PM
Does this mean Punk wrestles at the 10 o clock hour?
 
2012-09-17 08:16:51 PM
best part of last night's show?
Wet-shirt AJ
i205.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:17:03 PM
Wait, after his horrible SD performance, they are letting Botch Cera on Raw?

Set your watches
 
2012-09-17 08:17:16 PM

FinFangFark: Did I just get a "wait for it?"


...dary
 
2012-09-17 08:17:19 PM
Hey, it's Mini-Mexican America!
 
2012-09-17 08:17:27 PM
"Okay, you slip off the top rope and fall awkwardly onto your right shoulder. Then I'll mostly overshoot Miz in the entranceway."
 
2012-09-17 08:17:29 PM
I want to deposit my semen "into" AJ Lee many, many times. I also want to "wipe my wang" on her "face" once or twenty times.
 
2012-09-17 08:17:48 PM
Sin Cara next?

Oh goodie...last week we had a live heart attack...tonight someone will actually die.
 
2012-09-17 08:17:49 PM

Rhames: Is paul heyman chasing AJ with the McMahon walk?


No... He walks that way because he's fat.
 
2012-09-17 08:18:22 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: best part of last night's show?
Wet-shirt AJ
[i205.photobucket.com image 700x300]


Yes. Yes. Yes.
 
2012-09-17 08:19:07 PM

robsul82: How's a tag match going to settle a singles title dispute...?


Cena pins Del Rio after Punk stops caring
Punk vs. Cena at the next PPV

On smackdown, it'll somehow become Del Rio vs. Irish again or Del Rio vs. Irish vs. #2 Face
 
2012-09-17 08:19:08 PM
Why all the Sin Cara heat? Remember all the crash and burns of the WCW Cruiserweight division? The last episode of WCW had Christopher Daniels suffer a stinger. That or it was the 2nd to last episode.
 
2012-09-17 08:19:16 PM
Not Appropriate for Children Rosa Mendes' Ass to the ring!
 
2012-09-17 08:19:27 PM

FinFangFark: Sin Cara next?

Oh goodie...last week we had a live heart attack...tonight someone will actually die.


I wonder if Vince is going to add the fake heart attack to his Be A Star repertoire?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:19:42 PM
What is this...Bridgeport isn't in Mexico...
 
2012-09-17 08:20:24 PM
Nice shirt Cole
 
2012-09-17 08:20:29 PM
JBL JBL JBL! PLEASE COME OUT JBL!
 
2012-09-17 08:20:43 PM

Number40: I want to deposit my semen "into" AJ Lee many, many times. I also want to "wipe my wang" on her "face" once or twenty times.


Light it up?
 
2012-09-17 08:21:04 PM
I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.
 
2012-09-17 08:21:46 PM
And you can get that great shirt NOW at the ShopZone!

...really, you can.
 
2012-09-17 08:21:54 PM
Cole should become the Cryin' Man... he could have a pink ribbon, a mini crown, and all sorts of ribbons and pins for various causes.

www.oschti.ch
 
2012-09-17 08:22:01 PM
and now the real commentary can begin!
 
2012-09-17 08:22:06 PM
More wires than AT&T. That's because they are WIRELESS! upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-17 08:22:31 PM
This Raw should be interesting

Oh hell yeah

JR!
 
2012-09-17 08:22:38 PM
not long ago didn't cole turn lawlers' own kid against him?
 
2012-09-17 08:22:48 PM
JR and JBL. Get the fark out of there, Cole.
 
2012-09-17 08:22:49 PM
JR still pops the crowd.

Wait.....that's EVIL JR.
 
2012-09-17 08:22:50 PM
Wipe your mouth, JR!
 
2012-09-17 08:23:07 PM

Popcorn Johnny: AJ is so goddamn adorable in that outfit.


I sooooo love the black jacket white pearl-shimmer lining!!!! $20 says she got that in Wet Seal's junior's section. Don't laugh, if you're a woman under 5'3" and don't want to look like a 10-year-old they are about you're only hope.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:14 PM
oh, i almost get choked up seeing JR come down the ramp. I love that man.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:22 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-17 08:23:22 PM
As a Longhorn, I will admit, there is only one time I smile when I hear Boomer Sooner, and that's for Good 'Ole JR.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:29 PM
Cool jbl and good ol jr
 
2012-09-17 08:23:30 PM
It's Botch Cara time woot woot
 
2012-09-17 08:23:42 PM

robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.


If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again
 
2012-09-17 08:23:43 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: not long ago didn't cole turn lawlers' own kid against him?


Shhhh......we might get more commentary about what is happening in the ring along with history. Of all the times to allow for a turn, this could be the most beneficial.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:46 PM
YAY! JR still has the evil twin goatee.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:47 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Wipe your mouth, JR!


Vince insists JR wear his fecal matter on his face to keep JR humble.
 
2012-09-17 08:24:07 PM
And Cole face turn complete.
 
2012-09-17 08:24:25 PM

phedex: oh, i almost get choked up seeing JR come down the ramp. I love that man.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:24:33 PM
Why are those soldiers wearing fatigues? Last I knew, it wasn't permitted to wear them while off duty.
 
2012-09-17 08:24:38 PM
Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

whatistheexcel.com
 
2012-09-17 08:24:47 PM

styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again


Ummm...
 
2012-09-17 08:25:15 PM
You know, I find it funny that Sin Cara's titantron has no wrestling moves
 
2012-09-17 08:25:38 PM
WOW Epico and Primo get jobber entrances
 
2012-09-17 08:25:44 PM

KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...


I think I'll buy my Jerry Lawler shirt, a Rise Above Melanomas hat, and a Blue Blazer cape.
 
2012-09-17 08:25:51 PM

Rhames: Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

[whatistheexcel.com image 600x319]


What I wouldn't give to see Nattie with the belt again!
 
2012-09-17 08:26:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: phedex: oh, i almost get choked up seeing JR come down the ramp. I love that man.

[i6.photobucket.com image 244x196]


Not choked up in the daniel sense, choked up in the figurative sense.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:26 PM
A Pink Rope?
 
2012-09-17 08:26:31 PM
JBL keeps acting like there are other wrestling organizations!
 
2012-09-17 08:26:34 PM
Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:41 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I like Sin Cara.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:47 PM
Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:54 PM
I wonder if Rosa does their taxes?

K
 
2012-09-17 08:27:19 PM

Rhames: A Pink Rope?


It's what Cena usually uses to tie himself to a post when he goes digging in a fat chick.
 
2012-09-17 08:27:29 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-17 08:27:55 PM
Rosa....Jesus Christ!
i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:27:56 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.


Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.
 
2012-09-17 08:28:05 PM

silgryphon: WOW Epico and Primo get jobber entrances


And Rosa's ass... truly, these are dark days.
 
2012-09-17 08:28:05 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.


I feel sooooooo bad for lulzing at that! Does make me wonder what came of all that and if she is ok though
 
2012-09-17 08:28:07 PM

ShiningWizard: Rhames: Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

[whatistheexcel.com image 600x319]

What I wouldn't give to see Nattie with the belt again!


ShiningWizard: Rhames: Best Announce Team/Musician ever?

[whatistheexcel.com image 600x319]



What I wouldn't give to see Nattie with the belt again!


Well, I prefer the less is more approach. (Picture of a butt. I hate the NSFW concept) Link
 
2012-09-17 08:28:41 PM

KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...


Did I miss something because my TV was mute when Cole flashed the shirt.. I just assumed they weren't selling it
 
2012-09-17 08:28:46 PM
Wait, why did they locate Taken 2 in Istanbul and not Constantinople?
 
2012-09-17 08:28:47 PM
Taken 2...didn't we say all we really needed to say in Taken 1?
 
2012-09-17 08:28:47 PM
Just checking in....see you all soon. Soon the family will be in bed and i get to snark on this craptastic show. But....WELCOME BACK JR!
 
2012-09-17 08:28:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Rhames: A Pink Rope?

It's what Cena usually uses to tie himself to a post when he goes digging in a fat chick.


The ring intro I did for a guy this past weekend is oh so appropriate for Cena.

/the man of the hour
//too sweet to be sour
///rollin' them fat girls in flour
 
2012-09-17 08:29:24 PM

styckx: KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...

Did I miss something because my TV was mute when Cole flashed the shirt.. I just assumed they weren't selling it


They didn't pimp it on TV. But they probably expected people to go searching for it.
 
2012-09-17 08:29:36 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Wait, why did they locate Taken 2 in Istanbul and not Constantinople?


That's nobody's business but the Turks'.
 
2012-09-17 08:30:08 PM

tbaughm: What is this...Bridgeport isn't in Mexico...


Never been to Bridgeport, have you?
 
2012-09-17 08:30:15 PM

styckx: KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...

Did I miss something because my TV was mute when Cole flashed the shirt.. I just assumed they weren't selling it


Oh, they're selling it all right. $24.99 - 30.99, depending on the portliness of the fan.
 
2012-09-17 08:30:29 PM

CK2005: I don't care what anyone says, I like Sin Cara.


Im with you. of all the botch machines, I like sabu the best unironically, But sin cara is cool.
 
2012-09-17 08:30:56 PM

ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.

I feel sooooooo bad for lulzing at that! Does make me wonder what came of all that and if she is ok though


I always notice it's the women who laugh the most at my domestic abuse jokes.
 
2012-09-17 08:31:02 PM
shocked this isn't a number one contenders match
 
2012-09-17 08:31:10 PM
Must be the cowboy hat
 
2012-09-17 08:31:31 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: Always great to see Rosa Mendes. As far as managers go, you can't beat Rosa Mendes.

I feel sooooooo bad for lulzing at that! Does make me wonder what came of all that and if she is ok though

I always notice it's the women who laugh the most at my domestic abuse jokes.


They have to, so you don't slap them.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:09 PM
I hate your 619, Lawn Dart.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:15 PM
ok that was the WORST 619 set up ever...I swear they went to another commercial during that.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:15 PM
okay...technically this match is really bad. lot of botches and way too much telegraphing from primo and epico.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:15 PM
*gets headscissored*

*runs halfway across the ring to fall into place*

*dies a little inside*
 
2012-09-17 08:32:21 PM
Mysterio with the 1238!
 
2012-09-17 08:32:28 PM

KellyKellyKelly: styckx: robsul82: I'm sure that shirt's at the concession stands as we speak, lol.

If I find out they are selling that shirt and anything but 100% of the sales go to charity I will never watch WWE again

Ummm...


To be fair, all the profits of the cancer t-shirts are going to charity. And that's all the profits, not just "portion of the proceeds" crap where the company makes a lot of money by making you think it is charity.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.


Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:44 PM
You know....using Rey and Sin Cara in the growing tag division? Not the worst idea I've ever heard.
 
2012-09-17 08:32:51 PM
I'm so shocked they won!!@! I never saw that coming!@#
 
2012-09-17 08:33:19 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.

Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.


wizard?
 
2012-09-17 08:33:24 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.

Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.


Heh. The Minority Rumble.

Oh, look, it's half the black people on the roster! They're taken care of for the night.
 
2012-09-17 08:33:39 PM
Tag team feud!!!!
 
2012-09-17 08:33:45 PM
80% of that match took place during commercials...
 
2012-09-17 08:33:47 PM
So have we confirmed that Vinnie Mac died yet?
 
2012-09-17 08:33:48 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.

Just put them all in a 8 man tagmatch or a royal minority rumble and get it over with.


Looks like you damn near got what you asked for.
 
2012-09-17 08:33:49 PM
I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION!
 
2012-09-17 08:33:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Guess they wanted to get all the latinos out of the way in one match.

Next up: Troof and Kofi vs. Prime Time Players, to get all the black people out of the way.


Bwahahaha
 
2012-09-17 08:33:52 PM
Time for a terribly mediocre promo.
 
2012-09-17 08:33:56 PM
why are all the minorities on the roster all in the tag team division?
 
2012-09-17 08:33:58 PM
Cena, no!

Oh, Darren Young. Never mind.
 
2012-09-17 08:34:19 PM
You mean you put two mediocre workers together, let them work the tag team style, and let their personalities grow and they'll get over?

Who'd have thought that would work?
 
2012-09-17 08:34:24 PM
We are the takers......we are the UNDERtakers
 
2012-09-17 08:34:32 PM
Titus oneal needs to be a singles star. He is a good promo guy, whole package.
 
2012-09-17 08:34:36 PM
What did Black Cena just say?
 
2012-09-17 08:34:36 PM
Bike stealing in 3...2....
 
2012-09-17 08:34:41 PM
"They're unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Roman Polanski in a playground, Monsoon."
 
2012-09-17 08:34:46 PM

silgryphon: Tag team feud!!!!


www.marcelusive.net

Oh, sure, the black man gonna take what he wants. Never see Cena doing that.
 
2012-09-17 08:35:10 PM
I'm going to Disneyworld
 
2012-09-17 08:35:21 PM
us9.memecdn.com
 
2012-09-17 08:35:28 PM
TWO CENAS COMBINE
 
2012-09-17 08:35:46 PM
We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?
 
2012-09-17 08:35:57 PM

phedex: Titus oneal needs to be a singles star. He is a good promo guy, whole package.


Have no fear, Black Cena will be thrown through a plate glass window sooner or later.
 
2012-09-17 08:36:02 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "They're unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Roman Polanski in a playground, Monsoon."


WILL YOU STOP?


Quick, without looking: When was the last time the former champ won on Raw to regain the belt the following night?
 
2012-09-17 08:36:03 PM
There is one Senatorial campaign that needs mainstream goodwill...
 
2012-09-17 08:36:15 PM

clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?


They want you to want them. They need you to need them.
 
2012-09-17 08:36:30 PM
Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.
 
2012-09-17 08:36:54 PM

Rhames: [us9.memecdn.com image 600x362]


*snert*
 
2012-09-17 08:37:00 PM
Yup, thanks to the Komen Group, lawyers with their breast cancer and/or their loved ones with breast cancer can make enough money to fight their disease by working to enforce the Komen Group's copyrights!
 
2012-09-17 08:37:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard: There is one Senatorial campaign that needs mainstream goodwill...


Please let Linda get busted on tape saying things like she doesn't care about 47% of the country in secret meetings, lol. Please sweet baby Jesus.
 
2012-09-17 08:37:38 PM

KellyKellyKelly: clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?

They want you to want them. They need you to need them.


WE GET WHAT WE TAKE, CAUSE WE ATE WHAT YOU HAD.
 
2012-09-17 08:37:51 PM

KellyKellyKelly: clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?

They want you to want them. They need you to need them.


Well that's a cheap trick if I've ever heard one.
 
2012-09-17 08:38:30 PM

phedex: KellyKellyKelly: clintster: We take what we want 'cause we get what we want.

LOLWUT?

They want you to want them. They need you to need them.

WE GET WHAT WE TAKE, CAUSE WE ATE WHAT YOU HAD.


I'll HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING
 
2012-09-17 08:38:58 PM

Rhames: [us9.memecdn.com image 600x362]


You just made my Shop of Fame section again, lulz
 
2012-09-17 08:39:06 PM

tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.


I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable
 
2012-09-17 08:40:11 PM

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable


Yeah I can't see him being mean at all
 
2012-09-17 08:40:43 PM

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable


I'd rather have violent insane homeless heel R Truth back.
 
2012-09-17 08:40:45 PM
I don't want my Miz TV.
 
2012-09-17 08:40:47 PM
Beth with a jobber entrance
 
2012-09-17 08:40:48 PM

silgryphon: Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable

Yeah I can't see him being mean at all


Would make it that much better if he could pull it off
 
2012-09-17 08:40:56 PM

FinFangFark: why are all the minorities on the roster all in the tag team division?


Because..

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 08:41:06 PM
piss break
 
2012-09-17 08:41:10 PM
Let's have Layla on MizTV
 
2012-09-17 08:41:40 PM
im torn...on one hand, i need to take a dump..on the other hand, beth is on screen.
 
2012-09-17 08:41:42 PM
Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.
 
2012-09-17 08:41:51 PM
Hey, Job Phoenix!
 
2012-09-17 08:41:52 PM
"Beth Phoenx jobber entrance? Brain, comment?"

"Yes, Monsoon, ahem, fark YOU WWE!"
 
2012-09-17 08:41:58 PM
Oh, Evil Eve. Rawrrrrrrrr.

JBL repeating the Jesse Ventura jokes from last night. Still funny, lol.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:01 PM
Hoski chant? lulz
 
2012-09-17 08:42:10 PM
Bless those two guys trying to get chants started... They try so hard, but fail so spectacularly.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:18 PM
Layla has the weirdest farking accent I've EVER heard.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:35 PM
Urrrrr, Gotta any gum?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 08:42:41 PM
So that's how they farked kaitlynn out of her match and put eve back in it correctly?
 
2012-09-17 08:42:49 PM

phedex: im torn...on one hand, i need to take a dump..on the other hand, beth is on screen.


Jerk off on the can.

Problem solved.
 
2012-09-17 08:42:56 PM

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable


It'd be great if he snapped, starting talking about how great he performs in the ring, but finds that there is a glass ceiling unless he says "yessir Mr. M, nooo, I no talk out of line" And talk about how his location changes all the time to sound "ethnic", just call out all the bs.
 
2012-09-17 08:43:14 PM
They're struggling to get a LET'S GO PHOENIX chant going, but it's being muffled by the bathroom tiles.
 
2012-09-17 08:43:17 PM
My my how Beth has fallen
 
2012-09-17 08:43:18 PM

penguin31: Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.


Kofi turning on Troof makes sense. Troof is all supporting of Lil' Jimmy, much like Cena. Kofi could snap and get tired of it, clamoring for respect and join up with Heyman/Punk.
 
2012-09-17 08:43:28 PM
NO! Beth Phoenix's one weakness! A roll up after getting rammed into someone/something!
 
2012-09-17 08:43:44 PM
man-ip-u-lay-tive
 
2012-09-17 08:43:58 PM

tbaughm: penguin31: Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.

Kofi turning on Troof makes sense. Troof is all supporting of Lil' Jimmy, much like Cena. Kofi could snap and get tired of it, clamoring for respect and join up with Heyman/Punk.


I'm ok with this.

/.jpg
 
2012-09-17 08:44:23 PM

penguin31: Layla has the weirdest farking accent I've EVER heard.


Born in England, to Spanish and Moroccan parents, and lived in America for several years. I love the time period when she tried adopting a Brooklyn accent.
 
2012-09-17 08:44:23 PM
what was up with the awful production after the match
 
2012-09-17 08:44:42 PM
Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!
 
2012-09-17 08:45:28 PM
that was some pooooooooooor commentary.
 
2012-09-17 08:45:33 PM
Dammit, I need the ponies to win and Manning just threw an INT.

I blame Cole
 
2012-09-17 08:45:36 PM

ThatGuyGreg: tbaughm: penguin31: Have Kofi flip his shiat over being stuck with a guy who comes to the ring with his imaginary friend, or something like that.

Kofi turning on Troof makes sense. Troof is all supporting of Lil' Jimmy, much like Cena. Kofi could snap and get tired of it, clamoring for respect and join up with Heyman/Punk.

I'm ok with this.

/.jpg


yeah that makes sense cept Truth should turn heel cuz he's awesome as heel
 
2012-09-17 08:46:06 PM

Igor Jakovsky: So that's how they farked kaitlynn out of her match and put eve back in it correctly?


Yea but imagine Kaitlyn and her "developing skillset" in front of that Boston crowd last night. Would have been ugly. At least Layla and Eve could give them a passable match.
 
2012-09-17 08:46:22 PM

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable

It'd be great if he snapped, starting talking about how great he performs in the ring, but finds that there is a glass ceiling unless he says "yessir Mr. M, nooo, I no talk out of line" And talk about how his location changes all the time to sound "ethnic", just call out all the bs.


That would be great. I really thought he was supposed to be jamaican because of the dreads and his last name being kingston as in kingston jamaica.
 
2012-09-17 08:46:27 PM

phedex: that was some pooooooooooor commentary.


Well, it is a Quiznos commercial.
 
2012-09-17 08:47:43 PM

ThatGuyGreg: phedex: that was some pooooooooooor commentary.

Well, it is a Quiznos commercial.


"BAH GAWD THAT COW HAS A FAMILY!"

"Thank you JR."
 
2012-09-17 08:48:18 PM

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: Since Troof/Kofi are having their rematch tonight, I'm assuming one of them turns heel tonight. Please be Kofi.

I can't see kofi as a heel, he just seems so happy and likeable

It'd be great if he snapped, starting talking about how great he performs in the ring, but finds that there is a glass ceiling unless he says "yessir Mr. M, nooo, I no talk out of line" And talk about how his location changes all the time to sound "ethnic", just call out all the bs.

That would be great. I really thought he was supposed to be jamaican because of the dreads and his last name being kingston as in kingston jamaica.


He was Jamaican when he debuted, but he very quietly started hailing from Ghana and dropped the accent. DX even called him out on it after a few months. Laughs were had by all.
 
2012-09-17 08:48:31 PM

Rhames: Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!


I hate it when they don't feature boobings.
 
2012-09-17 08:49:14 PM
Apparently post match, he said "WOO WOO WOO You know it' in other languages. Had they done that on TV, it would have helped get him over as a heel
 
2012-09-17 08:49:19 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Rhames: Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!

I hate it when they don't feature boobings.


Boobings?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-17 08:49:42 PM
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
 
2012-09-17 08:49:49 PM
SOMEBODY CALL MY TAXI
 
2012-09-17 08:49:49 PM
Hey look who's back
 
2012-09-17 08:50:00 PM
Oh look.. More shiat on RAW to waste my time.. I never saw this coming!
 
2012-09-17 08:50:05 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Somebody call my mama!
 
2012-09-17 08:50:15 PM
He may be bodacious, but is he BOMBASTIC?
 
2012-09-17 08:50:17 PM
Hey, Funkette #2 is back. She must have offered to pay Vince $10,000 to let her back on TV.
 
2012-09-17 08:50:20 PM
Ok scott hall was in that ad.
 
2012-09-17 08:50:24 PM
well looks like cameron's suspension is over.
 
2012-09-17 08:50:44 PM

ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"


LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.
 
2012-09-17 08:50:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Rhames: Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!

I hate it when they don't feature boobings.

Boobings?

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 393x582]


Mmmmmmm, Kat, the future restraining order.
 
2012-09-17 08:50:55 PM
Call my momma to bail me out!!
 
2012-09-17 08:50:56 PM
What is up with the Jobber entrances tonight. That's three in a row
 
2012-09-17 08:50:56 PM
Heath Slater: Deserves better than this
 
2012-09-17 08:51:03 PM
well that's depressing for Slater.
HUGE ENTRANCE FOR BRODUS
btw he's vs Slater
 
2012-09-17 08:51:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Rhames: Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!

I hate it when they don't feature boobings.

Boobings?

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 393x582]


LinkNSFW and you are welcome
 
2012-09-17 08:51:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, Funkette #2 is back. She must have offered to pay Vince $10,000 to let her back on TV.


I dont know what you are talking about
 
2012-09-17 08:51:44 PM
yeah, this show is boring me...off to watch the Weeds finale and then some MNF.
 
2012-09-17 08:51:50 PM
"Typical American Fashion?"

"We're back in the 80s again Monsoon."
 
2012-09-17 08:52:02 PM

ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.


Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz
 
2012-09-17 08:52:06 PM
Botch
 
2012-09-17 08:52:07 PM
It sux that slater has to job to this guy.
 
2012-09-17 08:52:18 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Rhames: Saturday Mornin Slam, now not featuring boobings!

I hate it when they don't feature boobings.

Boobings?

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 393x582]

LinkNSFW and you are welcome


umm...that is boner time.
 
2012-09-17 08:52:21 PM
Ruh Roh! Rolder Rocks!
 
2012-09-17 08:52:43 PM
Brodus could eat heath slater?

With jelly, or syrup?
 
2012-09-17 08:53:33 PM
Cameron hanging on Brodus like he's a deputy trying to give her a ticket.
 
2012-09-17 08:53:38 PM
Grab dem cakes, Brodus!
 
2012-09-17 08:53:47 PM
NEW GENERATION 2.0 FOR KIDZ!!!!11
 
2012-09-17 08:54:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Brodus could eat heath slater?

With jelly, or syrup?


Chris Rock prefers Syrup
 
2012-09-17 08:54:08 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Grab dem cakes, Brodus!


Dude, they're kids!
 
2012-09-17 08:54:11 PM
JBL does heel commentary right. Love it.
 
2012-09-17 08:54:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Brodus could eat heath slater?

With jelly, or syrup?


Candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
 
2012-09-17 08:54:14 PM
Does JR seem bored as all hell, or is it just me?
 
2012-09-17 08:54:18 PM
One of the biggest difference between RAW and IMPACT.

RAW - I always know who is winning every match before it even starts.

TNA - I never know who is winning any match until it actually ends.
 
2012-09-17 08:54:54 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Cameron hanging on Brodus like he's a deputy trying to give her a ticket.


HA! Tried to think of something there but couldn't. Thanks for the save on that one, lulz
 
2012-09-17 08:55:15 PM
youalreadyknowwhoitis.files.wordpress.com

Subways Bday, You are invited! Giggity
 
2012-09-17 08:57:19 PM
Just getting in. I assume I missed nothing of importance?
 
2012-09-17 08:58:17 PM
Let's see if Miz can be the modern day Piper
 
2012-09-17 08:58:19 PM
Lil Wayne, Birdman, and Limp Bizkit. So much suck on one song.
 
2012-09-17 08:58:23 PM
The Miz is the best heel in WWE.
 
2012-09-17 08:58:56 PM
cdn.blisstree.com

We Came To Play!
 
2012-09-17 08:58:58 PM
Man, it's like the Peep Show and the Cutting Edge had a baby.
 
2012-09-17 08:59:04 PM
Looks similar to Jericho's setup
 
2012-09-17 08:59:43 PM
HEY GUYS HEY I'M HERE

LATE TO THE PARTY
 
2012-09-17 08:59:55 PM
Never were a look alike for John Connor's dad
 
2012-09-17 09:00:12 PM
Ahh yet another interview segment...sigh
 
2012-09-17 09:00:12 PM
"Edge wasn't controversial?"

"Monsoon, live sex just isn't as shocking asit used to be I guess."
 
2012-09-17 09:00:17 PM
Yes, the guy who had the live sex celebration on Raw that resulted in a titty on TV and the guy who called Jimmy Snuka a monkey and busted him over the head with a coconut weren't controversial at all.
 
2012-09-17 09:00:23 PM
What about The Flower Shop?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-17 09:01:05 PM
"Quick, use all the pink Cena footage for the opening!"

... I like this theme better for Raw, to be honest.
 
2012-09-17 09:01:24 PM
That's 5 time 5 time wcw champion Sucka
 
2012-09-17 09:01:36 PM

Tenor Reaper: HEY GUYS HEY I'M HERE

LATE TO THE PARTY


Hey girl! Missed hearing from the "Nothern Lights" last night ;-)
 
2012-09-17 09:02:12 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Edge wasn't controversial?"

"Monsoon, live sex just isn't as shocking asit used to be I guess."


I found nothing controversial about wanting to get Lita naked
 
2012-09-17 09:02:50 PM
Well, when his wrestling career wraps, Miz has a career working with Fox News.
 
2012-09-17 09:02:51 PM
*CCHHSHSSTT*

Crowd: YAY!
Heyman: >:D
Crowd: ... YAY! 

... E-C-Dub guy is adorable, K3. HE LOVES IT SO BAD
 
2012-09-17 09:03:05 PM
Good the fans are shiatting all over this
 
2012-09-17 09:03:06 PM
His time is up, your time is now!
 
2012-09-17 09:03:27 PM
Hey, a boring chant. Nice.

Hey, JBL talking about it. Nice.
 
2012-09-17 09:03:29 PM

ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: HEY GUYS HEY I'M HERE

LATE TO THE PARTY

Hey girl! Missed hearing from the "Nothern Lights" last night ;-)


Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, I had to ditch in favour of a birfday dinner in the real world XD
 
2012-09-17 09:03:50 PM
and the Goldberg chants start even before Ryback comes out.
 
2012-09-17 09:04:05 PM
the progresssion continues!
 
2012-09-17 09:04:14 PM
Look guys Ryback is going for a championship soon
 
2012-09-17 09:04:20 PM
Why did Miz steal Shawn from Psych's stubble when he guest starred on that one episode? 

Oh, great, Ryberg.

i6.photobucket.com

/no, JR, bidness DID NOT pick up.
 
2012-09-17 09:04:20 PM
JBL Talking up Miz? WTF?
 
2012-09-17 09:04:21 PM
Cue Ryback's first real feud.
 
2012-09-17 09:04:25 PM
my favorite booker moment will always be when stone cold beat the crap out of him in a grocery store.

Link

Ryback. Wellness Program need not apply!
 
2012-09-17 09:04:26 PM
Oh great they are going to let this guy on the mic?
 
2012-09-17 09:04:51 PM
HEY THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD COUCH BAH GAWD
 
2012-09-17 09:04:55 PM
JBL is so money with commentary about the crowd the last 2 nights.

oh and...

i1263.photobucket.com 

someone post me up some smores!
 
2012-09-17 09:04:58 PM
Hopefully they kept those receipts from Ikea.
 
2012-09-17 09:05:09 PM
Just got home. Going to watch the 9pm show yet again. First hour good?
 
2012-09-17 09:05:12 PM
And when Ryberg throws a chair into the audience in a roid rage fury, the push will, thankfully, be over.
 
2012-09-17 09:05:22 PM
this is a good promo
 
2012-09-17 09:05:24 PM
STREAM! ME! PORN!
 
2012-09-17 09:05:27 PM
bah gawd...does that couch have a pulse?
 
2012-09-17 09:06:12 PM

LoR75: Just got home. Going to watch the 9pm show yet again. First hour good?


YEAAAAAAA now we have both 'Lights, lulz
 
2012-09-17 09:06:17 PM
*JOKE YOU WILL SEE VINCE USE SOON*

Man, JR looks down in the mouth tonight.
 
2012-09-17 09:06:27 PM
Ok, I'm tired of the King again.
 
2012-09-17 09:06:30 PM
A recap . Shocking
 
2012-09-17 09:06:48 PM
TOUT TOUT TOUT TOUT heyJerryLawler TOUT TOUT TOUT TOUT
 
2012-09-17 09:06:53 PM

Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: HEY GUYS HEY I'M HERE

LATE TO THE PARTY

Hey girl! Missed hearing from the "Nothern Lights" last night ;-)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, I had to ditch in favour of a birfday dinner in the real world XD


Pfft. Who needs friends?

You have us.

We're all you need.

You love us.

We love you.

We're your family now.

scottlevy.hypermart.net
 
2012-09-17 09:07:07 PM
The King is watching tonight.

Thankfully, the action on the show in no way violates his doctor's orders to not watch anything exciting.
 
2012-09-17 09:07:09 PM
BAH GAWD THAT COUCH HAD A FAMILY!

BAH GAWD! THAT'S THE COUCH'S LIL BROTHER!
 
2012-09-17 09:09:47 PM
Does the nfl know a british gambling site is using the old mnf music in its ads?
 
2012-09-17 09:10:17 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Does the nfl know a british gambling site is using the old mnf music in its ads?


Snitches get stitches!
 
2012-09-17 09:10:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The King is watching tonight.

Thankfully, the action on the show in no way violates his doctor's orders to not watch anything exciting.


I am hopeful they pick it up after 9:30 or so. Otherwise they waste the momentum they have had from a couple good Raw shows and an excellent PPV in a row. As I said last night, the lack of consistency is what kills them sometimes
 
2012-09-17 09:10:44 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: HEY GUYS HEY I'M HERE

LATE TO THE PARTY

Hey girl! Missed hearing from the "Nothern Lights" last night ;-)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, I had to ditch in favour of a birfday dinner in the real world XD

Pfft. Who needs friends?

You have us.

We're all you need.

You love us.

We love you.

We're your family now.

[scottlevy.hypermart.net image 306x238]


*___________*

oneofusoneofus

CENA IS A PRETTY PONY PRINCESS HURR DURRRR *is 5 years old*
 
2012-09-17 09:10:45 PM
What piece of furniture do you want to see destroyed on Monday Night Raw?

#AJChair

#RybackCouch

#HartSpanishAnnouncer'sTable
 
2012-09-17 09:10:46 PM
It's the greatest thing since sliced roast beef

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 09:10:49 PM
Comments slowed significantly. Mnf started I guess.
 
2012-09-17 09:11:41 PM

VvonderJesus: Best commentary for me has got to be JR/Heyman, especially at Wrestlemania 17. JR/King is close second. Vintage Cole (before he moved to RAW) with any of the partners he worked with is probably third.

/yeah, I'm young


Am I the only one gonna give any love to Tony Schiavone? I used to love that guy.
 
2012-09-17 09:11:45 PM
A little late but based on our new mondegreen, here 'tis.

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 09:11:51 PM
Yay, Stalker Josh!
 
2012-09-17 09:11:53 PM
Then why'd you interrupt
 
2012-09-17 09:11:54 PM
HEY YOU MEAN LIKE HOW YOU LOST TO MIZ AFTER A DRAW?

Like that? :D
 
2012-09-17 09:11:58 PM
Are we going to make it to 1004 tonight?
 
2012-09-17 09:12:30 PM
Blech.
 
2012-09-17 09:12:31 PM
Hey guize, remember Big Show?
 
2012-09-17 09:12:31 PM
Feeding Santino to Cesaro again?
 
2012-09-17 09:12:37 PM
Santino is gonna get distracted again

Just watch
 
2012-09-17 09:12:38 PM
Poor creepy josh
 
2012-09-17 09:12:44 PM
And now, for no raisin, Santino.
 
2012-09-17 09:12:46 PM
Santino....nope..still watching Hoarders
 
2012-09-17 09:13:01 PM

my lip balm addiction: VvonderJesus: Best commentary for me has got to be JR/Heyman, especially at Wrestlemania 17. JR/King is close second. Vintage Cole (before he moved to RAW) with any of the partners he worked with is probably third.

/yeah, I'm young

Am I the only one gonna give any love to Tony Schiavone? I used to love that guy.


I liked him less as the end of WCW approached, but he had great skills at one time. BTW, he's the sports anchor for WSB-AM in Atlanta now.
 
2012-09-17 09:13:21 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Feeding Santino to Cesaro again?


ah, ok, they're feeding him to Ziggler instead
 
2012-09-17 09:13:21 PM
This segment is already selling very well.
 
2012-09-17 09:13:32 PM

TheManofPA: Then why'd you interrupt


*mumbles* He's just doing his job.
 
2012-09-17 09:13:33 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Feeding Santino to Cesaro again?


Nope. Dolph. 

And is Vickie exposing part of her midriff?
 
2012-09-17 09:13:43 PM
The voice of the voice of the voiceless?

fark this shiat, fark it right in the eye.

Heyman is horrible.
 
2012-09-17 09:13:44 PM
GROSS! I can see vickie's boobings
 
2012-09-17 09:14:07 PM
Ziggles can't beat a main eventer, but he can get his heat back beating a goof like Santino?

Senile Vince Booking, you can't be beat!
 
2012-09-17 09:14:07 PM
Ziggles? OK, I now approve of this match.
 
2012-09-17 09:14:11 PM
I wonder how much Vickie makes per year.
 
2012-09-17 09:14:12 PM

Rhames: GROSS! I can see vickie's boobings


You know you like it
 
2012-09-17 09:14:12 PM
Random Guy: RICARDO!
 
2012-09-17 09:14:24 PM
Winning-est wrestling man in Kent State history

CLEVELAND IS THE CITY OF WRESTLING CHAMPIONS!!!
 
2012-09-17 09:14:54 PM

TheManofPA: Hey guize, remember Big Show?


funny you say that, i heard he may be back tonight.
 
2012-09-17 09:15:06 PM
Ziggles? Fine i'll watch
 
2012-09-17 09:15:08 PM
Santinos walk looks like he has something stuck up his assor he's really trying hard not to shiat his pants
 
2012-09-17 09:15:17 PM

irishman4: TheManofPA: Hey guize, remember Big Show?

funny you say that, i heard he may be back tonight.


Speaking of, where is he?
 
2012-09-17 09:15:18 PM
AJ in shorts?

Moar please.

/need high heel chucks though
 
2012-09-17 09:15:23 PM
Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...

squathole.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-17 09:15:25 PM
FREDDIE ROACH REFERENCES GALORE!
 
2012-09-17 09:15:35 PM
Ok, I admit, I liked that comedy spot.
 
2012-09-17 09:15:53 PM

TheManofPA: Winning-est wrestling man in Kent State history

CLEVELAND IS THE CITY OF WRESTLING CHAMPIONS!!!


We can't win anything else.
 
2012-09-17 09:16:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...

[squathole.files.wordpress.com image 480x411]


Gawddammit, so wrong, yet so right.
 
2012-09-17 09:16:04 PM
You know what would have been crazy? Champions v. Challengers.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
 
2012-09-17 09:16:11 PM

LoR75: The voice of the voice of the voiceless?

fark this shiat, fark it right in the eye.

Heyman is horrible.


blasphemer
 
2012-09-17 09:16:15 PM
Booming LET'S GO ZIGGLER chant.
 
2012-09-17 09:16:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...

[squathole.files.wordpress.com image 480x411]


The true story of that picture: He got shot with a squirt gun and sold it THAT well.
 
2012-09-17 09:16:41 PM
Wow, the Ziggler fans are getting louder AND JBL MENTIONS IT!

We need announcing like this every night, it makes the show 10 times better
 
2012-09-17 09:16:51 PM
JBL doesn't need Vince's money, so he mentions the Ziggler chants and leaves Cole to awkwardly explain them. Perfect.
 
2012-09-17 09:16:56 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...

[squathole.files.wordpress.com image 480x411]


Too Soon!

*Snert*
 
2012-09-17 09:17:10 PM
Nice I heard Ziggler call his moves
 
2012-09-17 09:17:29 PM
Crowd is booming for Ziggler and JBL goes out of his way to POINT IT OUT.

THIS is what WWE commentary has been missing: Folks who gleefully ignore Vince and actually say what needs to be said.
 
2012-09-17 09:17:40 PM
Me gusta cleavage-y Vicki...Gimme.
 
2012-09-17 09:17:54 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x330]


I love this so very much. Lol
 
2012-09-17 09:17:55 PM

TheManofPA: Wow, the Ziggler fans are getting louder AND JBL MENTIONS IT!

We need announcing like this every night, it makes the show 10 times better


You mean paying attention to the crowd and playing off it works better than pretending the exact opposite of reality is occurring?

Who'da thunk?
 
2012-09-17 09:18:30 PM
Gawd ziggles is about the only guy who can sell santinos nonsense
 
2012-09-17 09:18:31 PM

MCStymie: Me gusta cleavage-y Vicki...Gimme.


Nice ol' cougar tits.

And who's the guy in the front row with the Million Dollar Belt? Does Ted Jr. have to buy a ticket to get on RAW?
 
2012-09-17 09:18:32 PM
Hits the zigzag and keeps going?
 
2012-09-17 09:18:34 PM
It wasn't that long ago that Santino was goofy but competent.

Now he's 1 step away from functionally retarded.
 
2012-09-17 09:18:39 PM
"I knew Vickie was a snake handler."

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-09-17 09:18:47 PM
Santino needs to get rid of that Cobra and tun heel
 
2012-09-17 09:18:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...

[squathole.files.wordpress.com image 480x411]


I laughed so hard i farted....thankfully i didnt Orton my pants
 
2012-09-17 09:19:16 PM
Now I have to wonder what JBL would've said back when Punk was getting bigger pops than Cena night after night, lol. Damn you Jerry for having the heart attack after the heel turn.
 
2012-09-17 09:19:19 PM
I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.
 
2012-09-17 09:19:21 PM

clintster: A little late but based on our new mondegreen, here 'tis.

[i107.photobucket.com image 412x242]


Oh yea! That one gets it! Saved me from having to Shop one now, lulz
 
2012-09-17 09:19:25 PM
Oops, made a mistake. Here is the corrected version:

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 09:19:46 PM
I AM SPARTAC- wait a minute...
 
2012-09-17 09:19:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...


Well, it seems you've won the thread for tonight. Pick up your internets on the way out. Nicely done.
 
2012-09-17 09:20:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dolph Ziggler is the winningest wrestler in Kent State History?

Well, we know where he learned to sell...

[squathole.files.wordpress.com image 480x411]


WOW! ... snert
 
2012-09-17 09:20:37 PM

penguin31: Crowd is booming for Ziggler and JBL goes out of his way to POINT IT OUT.

THIS is what WWE commentary has been missing: Folks who gleefully ignore Vince and actually say what needs to be said.


This will probably be jbls last show then
 
2012-09-17 09:20:50 PM

penguin31: Crowd is booming for Ziggler and JBL goes out of his way to POINT IT OUT.

THIS is what WWE commentary has been missing: Folks who gleefully ignore Vince and actually say what needs to be said.


Thank you for saying...what needed to be said...*weeps* It's still real to me, damnit!
 
2012-09-17 09:20:53 PM
Not sure if they're appearing in the USA broadcast, but on the European stream there's a slightly cryptic WWE '13 spot in EVERY AD BREAK. WTF?
 
2012-09-17 09:21:26 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: It wasn't that long ago that Santino was goofy but competent.

Now he's 1 step away from functionally retarded.


Elimination Chamber was a long time ago. Remember how we almost turned our backs on Daniel Bryan because the Santino train was just too off the rails
 
2012-09-17 09:22:23 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I knew Vickie was a snake handler."

"Will you stop?"


I was hoping u guys caught that.
 
2012-09-17 09:22:40 PM
THIS COMMENTARY NEEDS MORE COWBELL!

Hey he's looking pretty good.
 
2012-09-17 09:22:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.


You're hot tonight, bub.
 
2012-09-17 09:23:04 PM
did JBL say "Ziggers"?
 
2012-09-17 09:23:09 PM
Never go full santino.
 
2012-09-17 09:23:09 PM

clintster: Oops, made a mistake. Here is the corrected version:

[i107.photobucket.com image 412x242]


I dunno... the gonna one may be better. I'll have to listen to his intro closely next time. If the "ON A" part is not overly clear I think GONNA gets it
 
2012-09-17 09:23:17 PM
Hotel Transylvania looks bad. Really bad. Like, Last Ounce of Courage bad.
 
2012-09-17 09:23:35 PM
JR

OMG

JR

... or JR's evil twin, judging by that goatee
 
2012-09-17 09:24:01 PM
Sample the product?

ICOPRO?
 
2012-09-17 09:24:05 PM
Did Wade ever get his coat back from Otunga?
 
2012-09-17 09:24:06 PM
Oh sweet Wade Barrett
 
2012-09-17 09:24:30 PM
This new music is just terrible.
 
2012-09-17 09:24:41 PM
Wade Barrett's music is farking HORRIBLE
 
2012-09-17 09:24:51 PM
What a craptastic theme song, holy balls.
 
2012-09-17 09:25:06 PM
The Nexus is going to tear itself apart.
 
2012-09-17 09:25:08 PM
WOW where has Justin been?
 
2012-09-17 09:25:10 PM

ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz


Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.
 
2012-09-17 09:25:12 PM

eagles95: Wade Barrett's music is farking HORRIBLE


And a challenger for worse music appears!
 
2012-09-17 09:25:12 PM
So wait? Of all the people that got jobber entrances, Justin Gabriel gets a full entrance?
 
2012-09-17 09:25:33 PM

Tenor Reaper: JR

OMG

JR

... or JR's evil twin, judging by that goatee


This is why I love you, lulz
 
2012-09-17 09:25:59 PM
Botch Cara's outfit is looking rather homoerotic in that baby blue.
 
2012-09-17 09:26:05 PM
Wade barrett versus an african american.
 
2012-09-17 09:26:11 PM
Can anyone make out what that chant was?
 
2012-09-17 09:26:33 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.


So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?
 
2012-09-17 09:26:56 PM
I won't cheer for Justin Gabriel until South Africa ends apartheid.
 
2012-09-17 09:27:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?


Cause he's white
 
2012-09-17 09:27:11 PM
"Bring back Nexus" chant.
 
2012-09-17 09:27:39 PM

LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.


But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!
 
2012-09-17 09:28:04 PM
WE WANT NEXUS?
 
2012-09-17 09:28:05 PM
Holy crap on the "WE WANT NEXUS" Chant

Where the hell did that come from?
 
2012-09-17 09:28:10 PM
Wade Barrett has the Michael Bisping aura about him....which means i already hate him and want Dan Henderson to knock him out'


WE WANT NEXUS
 
2012-09-17 09:28:18 PM
WE WANT NEXUS.

And COLE mentions it.

Vince is not only dead, he took Steffie with him, didn't he?
 
2012-09-17 09:28:25 PM
Wow, nice WE WANT NEXUS chant.

So do I, Bridgeport. So do I.
 
2012-09-17 09:28:27 PM
acknowleding the we want nexus chant
 
2012-09-17 09:28:43 PM
Whoa, more acknowledgment of what the fans are really chanting.

Someone shut off Vince's headset and didn't tell him, right?
 
2012-09-17 09:28:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?


The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?
 
2012-09-17 09:28:53 PM
Those two guys finally got a cheer to take off.
 
2012-09-17 09:29:04 PM

ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!


Clearly, I've missed something. Pumpkins?
 
2012-09-17 09:29:07 PM
C'mon Justin, if you're gonna steal the Eye of the Hurricane, at least get some snap into the move.
 
2012-09-17 09:29:07 PM

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: "Bring back Nexus" chant.


Darn right!!!!

i1263.photobucket.com

Sorry but you walked right into it, lulz
 
2012-09-17 09:29:27 PM
We want the gang warfare back that was of the Attitude and NWO era. Mexicans vs blacks vs corporation vs goths. And Mexicans vs NWO vs WCW
 
2012-09-17 09:29:28 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?

The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?


Yes, not everyone from Africa is black ya know
 
2012-09-17 09:29:36 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Whoa, more acknowledgment of what the fans are really chanting.

Someone shut off Vince's headset and didn't tell him, right?


"WE WANT NEXUS?!?!?" TELL THEM ABOUT TWITTER! TOUT! FACEBOOK! MAKE FUN OF JR'S FACE!

...

WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?
 
2012-09-17 09:29:37 PM
WE WANT A COMPETENTLY-BOOKED NEXUS, more like it.
 
2012-09-17 09:30:12 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Wow, nice WE WANT NEXUS chant.

So do I, Bridgeport. So do I.


this. would be interesting to see them get back together and cause some mischief.
 
2012-09-17 09:30:22 PM

CK2005: LoR75: The voice of the voice of the voiceless?

fark this shiat, fark it right in the eye.

Heyman is horrible.

blasphemer


Lol..

I'm the voice of the voice of the voiceless minority.

He is farking horrible all of the sudden.
 
2012-09-17 09:30:24 PM
Wade Barrett more interesting than orton
 
2012-09-17 09:30:32 PM
How I missed hearing about government mules
 
2012-09-17 09:30:39 PM
GOVERNMENT MULE!!
 
2012-09-17 09:30:45 PM
Government Mule!! DRINK!!!
 
2012-09-17 09:30:46 PM
"Shot like a government mule"?

JR, you don't shoot a government mule, nor does a government mule shoot.
 
2012-09-17 09:30:50 PM
He's got champion written all over him as long as no one gets thrown into him
 
2012-09-17 09:31:00 PM
Not surprised to see JBL putting guys over so well.

IIRC, he commands a crap ton of respect backstage because of his experience, pretty much second only to Undertaker. Though it seems he can be a bit of a bully.
 
2012-09-17 09:31:14 PM

Rhames: Wade Barrett more interesting than orton


Tebow > Orton
 
2012-09-17 09:31:20 PM
God damnit. Taking the champs vs the challengers is WAY TOO OVER DONE! STOP IT NOW!
 
2012-09-17 09:31:21 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?

The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?


3.bp.blogspot.com
Knows the struggle.
 
2012-09-17 09:31:23 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?

The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?


media.screened.com
 
2012-09-17 09:31:28 PM

Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.


Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?
 
2012-09-17 09:32:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: "Shot like a government mule"?

JR, you don't shoot a government mule, nor does a government mule shoot.


And how many government mules do you know? I will take JR's word on this
 
2012-09-17 09:32:19 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?

The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?

[media.screened.com image 624x388]


I see the Loch Ness Monster more than Zeke.
 
2012-09-17 09:32:35 PM

Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Clearly, I've missed something. Pumpkins?


Picture the beginning of Brodus Clay's entrance in your head...
 
2012-09-17 09:33:03 PM

phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?


No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.
 
2012-09-17 09:33:06 PM

silgryphon: Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?

The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?

Yes, not everyone from Africa is black ya know


I'm aware, I was trying to snark about vince.
 
2012-09-17 09:33:25 PM
This commentary makes me so happy

The 619 is really dumb XDDD; HEY I SURE HOPE YOU HANG ON LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT CALL CONNECT HURRR
 
2012-09-17 09:33:38 PM

eagles95: FirstNationalBastard: "Shot like a government mule"?

JR, you don't shoot a government mule, nor does a government mule shoot.

And how many government mules do you know? I will take JR's word on this


This is his evil double. I accept nothing he says.
 
2012-09-17 09:33:40 PM

ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Clearly, I've missed something. Pumpkins?

Picture the beginning of Brodus Clay's entrance in your head...


What about "Blumpkins on the Bowl"?
 
2012-09-17 09:34:17 PM
I've never seen anyone drink a Foster's, order a Foster's, or buy a pack of Foster's at the store. Apparently people buy it. Where?
 
2012-09-17 09:34:50 PM
Hey, don't Titus and Darrin wear pink usually? Were they not allowed to wear it tonight when the ring's pink?

Black Cena, you're so happy XD
 
2012-09-17 09:35:04 PM

ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!


Hahaha. That would be goofy, but great at the same time.

I've never gotten Too many limes, or Feed Me Smores, or No Peas out of my head,,,

Heck that should be a food faction!
 
2012-09-17 09:35:35 PM
Are these chicks in the anti-smoking commercial legal?
 
2012-09-17 09:35:41 PM
Titus!

Why isn't he a monster solo heel yet?
 
2012-09-17 09:35:55 PM
Jared from subway!
 
2012-09-17 09:36:13 PM
Jared from Subway with the cheap pop.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:13 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Clearly, I've missed something. Pumpkins?

Picture the beginning of Brodus Clay's entrance in your head...

What about "Blumpkins on the Bowl"?


I think if more people new what a Blumpkin was, you would have just exploded this thread.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:27 PM

ShiningWizard: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: "Bring back Nexus" chant.

Darn right!!!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 431x406]

Sorry but you walked right into it, lulz


We are right here!
 
2012-09-17 09:36:27 PM
I was watching RAW and an episode of Chuck broke out.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:28 PM
I AM THE PUMPKIN KING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-09-17 09:36:29 PM
Please snap, Kofi. PLEASE snap.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:35 PM
Please tell me that Santino is going to steal Little Jimmy's sandwich.
 
2012-09-17 09:37:00 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-09-17 09:37:14 PM
Woo woo woo Zack is getting a italian sub
 
2012-09-17 09:37:20 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 09:37:21 PM
Funny jared story. I saw him at a colts game once... I was drunk, and heckled him. He was walking up the stairs, I saw him and i go "HEY JARED!" he turned, and I went "SUBWAY SANDWICHES LIKE A MOfarkA!"

he shook his head and kept on walking.
 
2012-09-17 09:37:35 PM

ThatGuyGreg: I've never seen anyone drink a Foster's, order a Foster's, or buy a pack of Foster's at the store. Apparently people buy it. Where?


Iive only seen the oil cans sold in the stores. My friends wife is australian and says that fosters is like old milwaulkee over there.
 
2012-09-17 09:37:38 PM
Jared better have a smores sub handy.
 
2012-09-17 09:38:04 PM
That wasnt smores
 
2012-09-17 09:38:18 PM
For fark sake that was awful
 
2012-09-17 09:38:40 PM
that was....I can't..... although a WWWYKI sub hmmm sounds interesting
 
2012-09-17 09:38:44 PM
Why are we watching the audience watch the TitanTron? Why?
 
2012-09-17 09:38:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.


Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf
 
2012-09-17 09:38:45 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-09-17 09:39:03 PM
I would like Ryback if his character was that he popped up everywhere there was someone eating and told them to feed him more.
 
2012-09-17 09:39:09 PM
I think Jared of all people just saved this show, lulz
 
2012-09-17 09:39:25 PM

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf


SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*
 
2012-09-17 09:39:44 PM
I am the champions! I am the champions! No time for Harold, cuz I am the champions!
 
2012-09-17 09:39:44 PM
Shouldn't the interns look scared when Kane is yelling in their face?
 
2012-09-17 09:39:52 PM
Kane, DB, KISS!

us9.memecdn.com
 
2012-09-17 09:39:53 PM
Man the crowd even goldberged ryback during that subway spot.
 
2012-09-17 09:39:54 PM
DB and Kane crack me up
 
2012-09-17 09:40:04 PM

Tenor Reaper: Hey, don't Titus and Darrin wear pink usually? Were they not allowed to wear it tonight when the ring's pink?

Black Cena, you're so happy XD


Only faces are allowed to wear pink now

/cancer Cena
 
2012-09-17 09:40:10 PM
Bully Ray: you're facing one half of the greatest tag team of all time...and Scott Steiner too! We're comin after ya and-

Scott Steiner: I'm the greatest tag team champions of all time!
 
2012-09-17 09:40:56 PM

jimmyjackfunk: that was....I can't..... although a WWWYKI sub hmmm sounds interesting


Wouldn't that have to have a sauce based off Bud Light with Lime?
 
2012-09-17 09:41:26 PM
OH YAY Layla's on commentary! IT'S THIS TIME

Only we don't get Miz to make her SO CHANGRY
 
2012-09-17 09:41:49 PM
Beth? On my RAW?

With a full jobbers entrance?

/wtf?
 
2012-09-17 09:42:06 PM

Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*


FNB, you know way more about chynas porno than is appropriate.. I only saw the screencaps on somethingawful ages ago. Didn't expect a history lesson about her anus!
 
2012-09-17 09:42:43 PM
Nice, JBL with the Ventura conspiracy theory jab!
 
2012-09-17 09:43:44 PM
Ryback should have just kept yelling feed me more until jared gives him all the subs and then he walks off
 
2012-09-17 09:43:56 PM
They are those subs pretty fast
 
2012-09-17 09:43:59 PM
Hold up, lil jimmy is white? WTF?
 
2012-09-17 09:44:11 PM
King is going to get a MASSIVE pop the next time he walks down that ramp. I'm so excited to see it whenever it happens.
 
2012-09-17 09:44:15 PM
Beth loses clean?!?

Again, fark this, fark it right in the eye....

Anyone know why she fell so far? I usually don't keep up with the dirt sheets.
 
2012-09-17 09:44:49 PM

silgryphon: They are those subs pretty fast


Subs is eat for hungry.
 
2012-09-17 09:45:07 PM

phedex: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*

FNB, you know way more about chynas porno than is appropriate.. I only saw the screencaps on somethingawful ages ago. Didn't expect a history lesson about her anus!


CHYNA'S ANUS IS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-09-17 09:45:11 PM

phedex: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*

FNB, you know way more about chynas porno than is appropriate.. I only saw the screencaps on somethingawful ages ago. Didn't expect a history lesson about her anus!


It was unremarkable
 
2012-09-17 09:45:17 PM
And still no Harold. Why is Harold no longer on my television?


... I miss Harold.
 
2012-09-17 09:45:33 PM
Uh oh. Danny seems pretty pissed.
 
2012-09-17 09:46:36 PM
I guess I'm out of the loop, why does DB now yell "no!" instead of "yes!"?
 
2012-09-17 09:46:57 PM

Igor Jakovsky: phedex: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*

FNB, you know way more about chynas porno than is appropriate.. I only saw the screencaps on somethingawful ages ago. Didn't expect a history lesson about her anus!

It was unremarkable


Here's a picture:

content9.flixster.com
 
2012-09-17 09:47:03 PM
I am Spartacus.
 
2012-09-17 09:47:12 PM

MagSeven: Uh oh. Danny seems pretty pissed.


I didn't think I was going to like them as a tag team but its been pretty humorous so far.
 
2012-09-17 09:47:22 PM
For those of you who were in the thread last night:

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 09:47:42 PM
At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.
 
2012-09-17 09:47:49 PM

Earguy: I guess I'm out of the loop, why does DB now yell "no!" instead of "yes!"?


storyline: He thinks the fans are mocking him by saying "Yes", so he says "No" to shut them up.
 
2012-09-17 09:48:10 PM

Earguy: I guess I'm out of the loop, why does DB now yell "no!" instead of "yes!"?


Because the fans MOCK him when they chant yes! MOCK him I say! MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK!

...so he says No now.
 
2012-09-17 09:48:17 PM
Acknowledging the crowd again? On my raw?
 
2012-09-17 09:48:24 PM

LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.


It gets better.
 
2012-09-17 09:48:24 PM
Dammit, my comp is going nuts during this tag match
 
2012-09-17 09:48:40 PM
Oooooh, Borderlands 2 promo...

/happy again.
 
2012-09-17 09:48:43 PM

ShiningWizard: Igor Jakovsky: So that's how they farked kaitlynn out of her match and put eve back in it correctly?

Yea but imagine Kaitlyn and her "developing skillset" in front of that Boston crowd last night. Would have been ugly. At least Layla and Eve could give them a passable match.


We were all at the concession stands anyways
 
2012-09-17 09:50:03 PM
other than not finding the no/yes stuff funny any more, DB and Kane have the potential to be the most entertaining joke-wise tag team, since the rock and sock connection.
 
2012-09-17 09:50:43 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.


I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"
 
2012-09-17 09:50:55 PM
commercials during matches are the worst
 
2012-09-17 09:51:03 PM

phedex: other than not finding the no/yes stuff funny any more, DB and Kane have the potential to be the most entertaining joke-wise tag team, since the rock and sock connection.


The Greenertarian Party?
 
2012-09-17 09:51:08 PM
JR's goatee is totes unimpressed by Antonio Cesario XD
 
2012-09-17 09:51:15 PM
If they cut away from the "hug it out" to go to commercial, I'm going to need anger management.
 
2012-09-17 09:51:48 PM
did the crowd just completely die, or did someone back in the control booth hit the off switch on the piped in sounds.
 
2012-09-17 09:51:54 PM

JoshTheTech: I am Spartacus.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-17 09:52:32 PM

LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"


Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.
 
2012-09-17 09:53:02 PM

jimmyjackfunk: did the crowd just completely die, or did someone back in the control booth hit the off switch on the piped in sounds.


They died.
 
2012-09-17 09:53:17 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.


I'm flipping between Raw and Indian Soaps. I'm not sure which one is more overwrought right now XD
 
2012-09-17 09:53:19 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.


I can dig up a link if you'd like.
 
2012-09-17 09:53:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: JoshTheTech: I am Spartacus.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 248x444]


okay man we gotta get off the chyna. between the blair witch anus and she hulk and the clenis talk i'm seriously about to barf.
 
2012-09-17 09:53:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.

I can dig up a link if you'd like.


I've seen vomit porn, my friend. Chyna wasn't near as bad as that.
 
2012-09-17 09:53:51 PM
Seeing Clays entrance I vote for "Pumpkins Gonna Roll".

Fark, it's forever in my mind now...thanks SW!


/Aksana
 
2012-09-17 09:54:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.

I can dig up a link if you'd like.


watching this and Hoarders
 
2012-09-17 09:54:34 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Here's a picture:

content9.flixster.com



And so it goes.
 
2012-09-17 09:54:46 PM
JBL truly is a bad ass
two car wrecks in one garage
 
2012-09-17 09:54:46 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Earguy: I guess I'm out of the loop, why does DB now yell "no!" instead of "yes!"?

storyline: He thinks the fans are mocking him by saying "Yes", so he says "No" to shut them up.


Ouch. I rolled my eyes so hard they hurt my brain.
 
2012-09-17 09:55:23 PM

NakedReporta: The_Y2P_Problem: Here's a picture:

content9.flixster.com


And so it goes.


You realize this is probably the only place you'll find wrestling fans who have read Vonnegut.

/Hates most wrestling fans
 
2012-09-17 09:55:59 PM

Earguy: The_Y2P_Problem: Earguy: I guess I'm out of the loop, why does DB now yell "no!" instead of "yes!"?

storyline: He thinks the fans are mocking him by saying "Yes", so he says "No" to shut them up.

Ouch. I rolled my eyes so hard they hurt my brain.


yuuuuuuup
no going over unless Vinny Mac says so
 
2012-09-17 09:56:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.

I can dig up a link if you'd like.



You would like that, wouldn't you?

/zero interest on seeing the clenis
 
2012-09-17 09:56:26 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.

I can dig up a link if you'd like.

I've seen vomit porn, my friend. Chyna wasn't near as bad as that.


U get tricked into watching 2 girls 1 cup too?
 
2012-09-17 09:57:03 PM

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.

I can dig up a link if you'd like.

I've seen vomit porn, my friend. Chyna wasn't near as bad as that.

U get tricked into watching 2 girls 1 cup too?


I watched that on purpose
 
2012-09-17 09:57:07 PM

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: At this rate, I am going to have to join Kane, Danielson, Harold and that blonde chick in Anger Management because RAW is absolutely atrocious tonight.

It gets better.

I hope so...I would have switched for good, but the Denver/Atlanta game is even more atrocious than RAW so far.

/Tirico just called it "embarrassing"

Yeah, I've got one eye on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Live Blog and it sounds like the game's worse than watching a Chyna porno.

I can dig up a link if you'd like.

I've seen vomit porn, my friend. Chyna wasn't near as bad as that.

U get tricked into watching 2 girls 1 cup too?


Yes... uh... Tricked... Yes. Totally. Tricked. Nothing voluntary there.

...Tricked.
 
2012-09-17 09:57:43 PM

phedex: FirstNationalBastard: JoshTheTech: I am Spartacus.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 248x444]

okay man we gotta get off the chyna. between the blair witch anus and she hulk and the clenis talk i'm seriously about to barf.


shiat, I read that as get off on Chyna and almost threw my iPad through the window.
 
2012-09-17 09:58:11 PM
I just realized the WWE has me interested in a tag team match
 
2012-09-17 09:58:24 PM
Good god, this thread's gone off the rails. We're talking about scat/vomit/Chyna porn rather than pay attention to a pretty good tag match.
 
2012-09-17 09:58:46 PM
"Anything happening In the thread Brain?

"Uh scatology, Chyna's unusual "lady" parts, and football."

"And they biatch about the announcers not talking about the match"
 
2012-09-17 09:59:07 PM

LoR75: phedex: FirstNationalBastard: JoshTheTech: I am Spartacus.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 248x444]

okay man we gotta get off the chyna. between the blair witch anus and she hulk and the clenis talk i'm seriously about to barf.

shiat, I read that as get off on Chyna and almost threw my iPad through the window.


www.juicing-for-health.com
 
2012-09-17 09:59:13 PM

falcon176: I just realized the WWE has me interested in a tag team match


You too? VINTAGE!! DRINK
 
2012-09-17 09:59:17 PM
Vintage Kane
 
2012-09-17 09:59:18 PM
Cole you were doing so good until you said vintage Kane
 
2012-09-17 09:59:47 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: You realize this is probably the only place you'll find wrestling fans who have read Vonnegut.

/Hates most wrestling fans



I have nothing to base this on, but I'd give even odds Vonnegut was a wrestling fan, or at least found it to somehow be a profound statement on the American condition.
 
2012-09-17 10:00:23 PM
No one sells crazy like troof. The facial expressions are great.
 
2012-09-17 10:00:28 PM
The NO! Lock is on!

WINNAR!
 
2012-09-17 10:00:38 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Anything happening In the thread Brain?

"Uh scatology, Chyna's unusual "lady" parts, and football."

"And they biatch about the announcers not talking about the match"


I'm watching the match, damn it! I'm paying attention!

It's just good enough, there's nothing to make fun of.
 
2012-09-17 10:00:53 PM
STUPERSTAR

Nice one, Miz.
 
2012-09-17 10:01:10 PM
I am Tiger Woods.
 
2012-09-17 10:01:10 PM

silgryphon: Cole you were doing so good until you said vintage Kane


I was watching some youtube video, guy was talking about abe lincoln and joking around with one of his friends, and his friend goes "VINTAGE LINCOLN". I think it was in one of WrecklessEating's vids.

I lol'd.
 
2012-09-17 10:01:22 PM
I love it
 
2012-09-17 10:01:56 PM

NakedReporta: The_Y2P_Problem: You realize this is probably the only place you'll find wrestling fans who have read Vonnegut.

/Hates most wrestling fans


I have nothing to base this on, but I'd give even odds Vonnegut was a wrestling fan, or at least found it to somehow be a profound statement on the American condition.


Wouldn't surprise me. I'd ask him, but my English professor says Vonnegut knows nothing about his writings.
 
2012-09-17 10:01:58 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: NakedReporta: The_Y2P_Problem: Here's a picture:

content9.flixster.com


And so it goes.

You realize this is probably the only place you'll find wrestling fans who have read Vonnegut.

/Hates most wrestling fans


Vonnegut was essential reading when I was in high school...

/I am old
//hopefully not the oldest here
 
2012-09-17 10:02:03 PM
I'm wondering how he has time to host a show, what with the Terminators causing issues in the future and all.

/FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME
 
2012-09-17 10:02:03 PM
Hug time
 
2012-09-17 10:02:24 PM
Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans.
 
2012-09-17 10:02:44 PM
HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT! YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 
2012-09-17 10:02:52 PM
"It's pretty normal for WWE, John."
 
2012-09-17 10:03:19 PM
If this were the Attitude Era, we would have already progressed to chants of "SUCK HIS DICK! SUCK HIS DICK!"
 
2012-09-17 10:03:22 PM
NOW KISS!
 
2012-09-17 10:03:22 PM
Now I understand the penny belt thing
 
2012-09-17 10:03:33 PM
Arguing about the Gold standard boys?
 
2012-09-17 10:03:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: phedex: FirstNationalBastard: JoshTheTech: I am Spartacus.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 248x444]

okay man we gotta get off the chyna. between the blair witch anus and she hulk and the clenis talk i'm seriously about to barf.

shiat, I read that as get off on Chyna and almost threw my iPad through the window.

[www.juicing-for-health.com image 325x325]


You're a sick, sick person.

/don't ever change. Lol
 
2012-09-17 10:04:27 PM
erroraccessdenied.com
 
2012-09-17 10:04:32 PM
"Stuparstar!"

It's contagious; now Booker's saying it.

GRRBLLGARBL FEED ME S'MORES
 
2012-09-17 10:04:41 PM
i6.photobucket.com

Don't be a bully

www.enigmaticwrestling.com
 
2012-09-17 10:04:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans.

 

i721.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 10:05:15 PM
WE LOVE KIDS! WE HATE CANCER! VOTE FOR LINDA!
 
2012-09-17 10:05:25 PM

phedex: FirstNationalBastard: Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans. 

[i721.photobucket.com image 600x600]


Damn, you beat me to it.
 
2012-09-17 10:05:27 PM
Let's send two of our current heels and Stephanie "one of the biggest heels of all time" McMahon, to represent our anti-bullying campaign.
 
2012-09-17 10:05:28 PM

phedex: FirstNationalBastard: Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans. 

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Oh god! That's even gayer than the last one! How is this even possible?!
 
2012-09-17 10:05:33 PM
Oh good bathroom break
 
2012-09-17 10:05:46 PM
Bellspalsybeastar.jpg
 
2012-09-17 10:05:48 PM

phedex: FirstNationalBastard: Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans. 

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how did you know he was up next


/wizard much?
 
2012-09-17 10:06:00 PM

robsul82: WE LOVE KIDS! WE HATE CANCER! VOTE FOR LINDA!


Real Vince would be chanting "WE LOVE CANCER! WE HATE KIDS! VOTE FOR LINDA, MARK!"
 
2012-09-17 10:06:02 PM

phedex: FirstNationalBastard: Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans. 


I need a shiatload of brain bleach STAT!
 
2012-09-17 10:06:29 PM
Can I please have a Daniel Bryan/Kane Hugz Tiem picture made? I have no photoshop skills.
 
2012-09-17 10:06:31 PM
So do those kids have cancer or am I just drunk.
 
2012-09-17 10:06:33 PM
Kids are such pussies now and days.
 
2012-09-17 10:06:51 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: phedex: FirstNationalBastard: Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans. 

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Oh god! That's even gayer than the last one! How is this even possible?!


Googling cena orton slash surprisingly doesnt return that many really funny ones, but that certainly worked.
Not as good as the one from a week or two ago, though.
 
2012-09-17 10:07:02 PM
Ryback picked up the couch.

Hmm. I have to move a couch into my tenant's apartment, maybe I've finally found a use for Ryback?

Ryback Moving Company - accepts cheques, major credit cards, and Smores.
 
2012-09-17 10:07:15 PM
Let's go Tensai!
 
2012-09-17 10:07:23 PM
Miz: ... Damn it, I didn't pay off that couch yet ...
 
2012-09-17 10:07:33 PM

silgryphon: Oh good bathroom break


Well ortons on tv so its natural to think of the bathroom.
 
2012-09-17 10:08:23 PM
Why is USA hyping a show that won't be on the air for another six months?
 
2012-09-17 10:08:42 PM

phedex: FirstNationalBastard: Those broads are just chanting hug it out because they're big slashfic fans. 

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If there was anything worse than Clenis, that pic would be it...
 
2012-09-17 10:09:01 PM

Igor Jakovsky: silgryphon: Oh good bathroom break

Well ortons on tv so its natural to think of the bathroom.


I orton'd about 10min ago....would rather watch Rmoney do some press conference right now
 
2012-09-17 10:09:25 PM
The apex shiatter Randy Boredom
 
2012-09-17 10:09:40 PM
The wiper, apex bagshiatter
 
2012-09-17 10:10:03 PM
Blandy Boreton = anti-superstar. He's REBELLIOUS, you see. Him and Cena. Not that Punk guy, he's a WHINER.
 
2012-09-17 10:10:30 PM
I love the look of anguish on the girl's face when Tensai's music hit.
 
2012-09-17 10:10:31 PM
Hmmmm who is gonna win this one
 
2012-09-17 10:11:09 PM
has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster
 
2012-09-17 10:11:35 PM
A warshtub?
 
2012-09-17 10:11:46 PM
Destroy your 150lb asian follower - be a star
 
2012-09-17 10:11:59 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: I love the look of anguish on the girl's face when Tensai's music hit.


Just re-watched that. Good catch...just that instant, "Ugh....this shiat again?!?" look.
 
2012-09-17 10:12:27 PM
Say it JR. You know you want to say it. You know you want to call Tensai a hoss. You're using every adjective you can think of to avoid saying it. Just call him a by gawd hoss.
 
2012-09-17 10:12:36 PM
From WWEcreativeish: We'd say Tensai is about 60% business, 40% cheeseburgers #RAWTonight
 
2012-09-17 10:12:48 PM
why is Tensai saying "come on Orton" I thought he was Japanese
 
2012-09-17 10:12:49 PM
Good crowd...albert chants
 
2012-09-17 10:13:04 PM

falcon176: has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster


For me, Tensai never left the gates of "who gives a crap" but I'm speshul.
 
2012-09-17 10:13:51 PM
I never thought this day would come, but this thread makes me actually look forward to Caturday.
 
2012-09-17 10:14:07 PM
Dueling Chants with a Randy Sucks retort!
 
2012-09-17 10:14:12 PM
LET'S GO RANDY/RANDY SUCKS dueling chant?
 
2012-09-17 10:14:19 PM
Tattoos!!!!!!
 
2012-09-17 10:14:21 PM
Tensais latex trunks are disturbing
 
2012-09-17 10:14:42 PM
DID YOU KNOW? Tensai's ring name in New Japan was Giant Bernard.

Let's go Randy/Randy sucks
 
2012-09-17 10:14:44 PM
one guy tried to start a Randy Swallows chant
 
2012-09-17 10:14:50 PM

brap: I never thought this day would come, but this thread makes me actually look forward to Caturday.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-17 10:14:56 PM
end this match please

Albert chants
 
2012-09-17 10:15:32 PM

Tenor Reaper: falcon176: has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster

For me, Tensai never left the gates of "who gives a crap" but I'm speshul.


I do like the way he shoves his Japanese friend on the way to the ring but that's about it. Everything about him creeps me out. The way he walks, how greasy he looks, the "Hssssshhh! Pshhhhh!"
 
2012-09-17 10:15:34 PM

Tenor Reaper: falcon176: has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster

For me, Tensai never left the gates of "who gives a crap" but I'm speshul.


Couldn't agree more, as soon as I saw it was Albert I wanted him off my TV forever.
 
2012-09-17 10:15:35 PM
is tensai working a bit stiff....he seems to be actually connecting on those hits
 
2012-09-17 10:16:00 PM
Santino has a mini-mullet.

MINI-MULLET

MINI-MULLET
 
2012-09-17 10:16:04 PM
JBL- "he wants to stay right on top of Randy Orton"
 
2012-09-17 10:16:16 PM
Vince really thought japanese albert was going to get over?
 
2012-09-17 10:16:33 PM
After he loses, we should later see Tensai sitting in the middle of a pile of Jared's Subway sandwiches, crying and saying "I HAVE A PROBLEM!".
 
2012-09-17 10:16:44 PM
LOOK AT HIS HEED! IT'S LIKE A WATERMELON!

HEED! MOVE! NOW!
 
2012-09-17 10:17:08 PM
Randy is hurting! He has never held in his poop this long!
 
2012-09-17 10:17:31 PM
who are those two chicks they keep showing
 
2012-09-17 10:17:31 PM
Cut to screaming Orton fans, all women. But of course.
 
2012-09-17 10:17:49 PM
i seriously hate the purseshiatter
 
2012-09-17 10:18:01 PM
JBL: Those fans are chanting for Ziggler, as well they should!
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