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Igor Jakovsky		2012-09-17 10:09:40 PM

The wiper, apex bagshiatter

robsul82		2012-09-17 10:10:03 PM

Blandy Boreton = anti-superstar. He's REBELLIOUS, you see. Him and Cena. Not that Punk guy, he's a WHINER.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:10:30 PM

I love the look of anguish on the girl's face when Tensai's music hit.

silgryphon		2012-09-17 10:10:31 PM

Hmmmm who is gonna win this one

falcon176		2012-09-17 10:11:09 PM

has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster

Outshined_One		2012-09-17 10:11:35 PM

A warshtub?

Igor Jakovsky		2012-09-17 10:11:46 PM

Destroy your 150lb asian follower - be a star

Shady_Short_Busser		2012-09-17 10:11:59 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: I love the look of anguish on the girl's face when Tensai's music hit.

Just re-watched that. Good catch...just that instant, "Ugh....this shiat again?!?" look.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:12:27 PM

Say it JR. You know you want to say it. You know you want to call Tensai a hoss. You're using every adjective you can think of to avoid saying it. Just call him a by gawd hoss.

eagles95		2012-09-17 10:12:36 PM

From WWEcreativeish: We'd say Tensai is about 60% business, 40% cheeseburgers #RAWTonight

falcon176		2012-09-17 10:12:48 PM

why is Tensai saying "come on Orton" I thought he was Japanese

Igor Jakovsky		2012-09-17 10:12:49 PM

Good crowd...albert chants

Tenor Reaper		2012-09-17 10:13:04 PM

falcon176: has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster

For me, Tensai never left the gates of "who gives a crap" but I'm speshul.

brap		2012-09-17 10:13:51 PM

I never thought this day would come, but this thread makes me actually look forward to Caturday.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:14:07 PM

Dueling Chants with a Randy Sucks retort!

robsul82		2012-09-17 10:14:12 PM

LET'S GO RANDY/RANDY SUCKS dueling chant?

JoshTheTech		2012-09-17 10:14:19 PM

Tattoos!!!!!!

Igor Jakovsky		2012-09-17 10:14:21 PM

Tensais latex trunks are disturbing

clintster		2012-09-17 10:14:42 PM

DID YOU KNOW? Tensai's ring name in New Japan was Giant Bernard.

Let's go Randy/Randy sucks

falcon176		2012-09-17 10:14:44 PM

one guy tried to start a Randy Swallows chant

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:14:50 PM

brap: I never thought this day would come, but this thread makes me actually look forward to Caturday.

i.chzbgr.com

silgryphon		2012-09-17 10:14:56 PM

end this match please

Albert chants

MagSeven		2012-09-17 10:15:32 PM

Tenor Reaper: falcon176: has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster

For me, Tensai never left the gates of "who gives a crap" but I'm speshul.

I do like the way he shoves his Japanese friend on the way to the ring but that's about it. Everything about him creeps me out. The way he walks, how greasy he looks, the "Hssssshhh! Pshhhhh!"

LoR75		2012-09-17 10:15:34 PM

Tenor Reaper: falcon176: has anybody went from main event threat to who gives a fark about this guy as fast as Tensai other than the Shockmaster

For me, Tensai never left the gates of "who gives a crap" but I'm speshul.

Couldn't agree more, as soon as I saw it was Albert I wanted him off my TV forever.

eagles95		2012-09-17 10:15:35 PM

is tensai working a bit stiff....he seems to be actually connecting on those hits

Tenor Reaper		2012-09-17 10:16:00 PM

Santino has a mini-mullet.

MINI-MULLET

MINI-MULLET

JoshTheTech		2012-09-17 10:16:04 PM

JBL- "he wants to stay right on top of Randy Orton"

Igor Jakovsky		2012-09-17 10:16:16 PM

Vince really thought japanese albert was going to get over?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-17 10:16:33 PM

After he loses, we should later see Tensai sitting in the middle of a pile of Jared's Subway sandwiches, crying and saying "I HAVE A PROBLEM!".

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:16:44 PM

LOOK AT HIS HEED! IT'S LIKE A WATERMELON!

HEED! MOVE! NOW!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-17 10:17:08 PM

Randy is hurting! He has never held in his poop this long!

falcon176		2012-09-17 10:17:31 PM

who are those two chicks they keep showing

robsul82		2012-09-17 10:17:31 PM

Cut to screaming Orton fans, all women. But of course.

eagles95		2012-09-17 10:17:49 PM

i seriously hate the purseshiatter

Tenor Reaper		2012-09-17 10:18:01 PM

JBL: Those fans are chanting for Ziggler, as well they should!
Cole: Um ... that ... it didn't ... they ... shhhhh.
JBL: What? Mention it again? WILL DO

falcon176		2012-09-17 10:18:09 PM

Orton barely got hit and he looks way worse than Cena last night after 3 finishers and a 40 minute match, and that is why Cena is terrible

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:18:31 PM

Oh come on, JBL. You're not giving David Sammartino, Greg Gagne, Erik Watts, Shawn Stasiak or David Flair enough credit as living up to their potential.

LoR75		2012-09-17 10:18:37 PM

clintster: DID YOU KNOW? Tensai's ring name in New Japan was Giant Bernard.

Let's go Randy/Randy sucks

Lol....They actually called him a bear? As in what gay guys call guys that look like him?

/yikes
//NTTAWWT

eagles95		2012-09-17 10:19:05 PM

Alberto of the River is getting left by himself..

/wizard

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:19:33 PM

DID YOU KNOW?

WWE has killed less people than breast cancer, NASCAR, and Football COMBINED.

Tenor Reaper		2012-09-17 10:19:46 PM

"I didn't know Vicki was a snake handler." OH JR YOU DOG YOU

Igor Jakovsky		2012-09-17 10:20:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: After he loses, we should later see Tensai sitting in the middle of a pile of Jared's Subway sandwiches, crying and saying "I HAVE A PROBLEM!".

With his tattoos running down his face

MagSeven		2012-09-17 10:20:22 PM

Wow USA, that was a pretty gory Resident Evil preview during my PG programming.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-17 10:21:30 PM

MagSeven: Wow USA, that was a pretty gory Resident Evil preview during my PG programming.

USA doesn't care. USA is like "PG Rating? Here's a chick getting her chest blown apart. Next we're gonna show some boobies because we're USA!" USA doesn't care. USA doesn't give a shiat.

LoR75		2012-09-17 10:22:16 PM

Taken 2: Neeson Boogaloo

Igor Jakovsky		2012-09-17 10:22:27 PM

I think they could save albert. Put him away for a couple of months have him come back as albert complete with back hair and all.

lucasorvis		2012-09-17 10:22:36 PM

"AALLLLBERRRT ALLLLBEEEERT ALLLLLBEEEERT"

Tenor Reaper		2012-09-17 10:22:47 PM

GODDAMNIT even Punk's halloween costume is better than mine! *huffs*

falcon176		2012-09-17 10:23:13 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I think they could save albert. Put him away for a couple of months have him come back as albert complete with back hair and all.

if he teamed up with Funkasaurus and they did an Al Snow/Steve Blackman thing that'd work

LoR75		2012-09-17 10:23:44 PM

Ok, maybe it's just me, but every time I see that HIAC promo, and Punk starts off by saying "Who better", I expect the next line to be...

Than Kanyon?

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